Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm amazed at the things that you say

0:00:15 > 0:00:16# I'd heard it all before

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Just another day

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# January, February all the same

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# March, April, May's coming back again

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Oh, why?

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Cos it's the worst year of my life again

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# It's looped around and pulled me back in

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Now yesterday has come again

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Oh, no

0:00:37 > 0:00:38# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Worst year of my life again. #

0:00:46 > 0:00:52ALARM RINGS

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Valentine's Day. It's so stupid!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03It doesn't even mean anything.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Just invented by card manufacturers to sell cards.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Didn't get any, then?- I didn't want any.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10The whole thing's just a big con.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Only losers care about Valentine's Day.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15The home room is going to look amazing.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19I still can't believe the school doesn't want to do anything.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Valentine's Day is the most important day of the year.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Nicola, how many cards did you get?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28You're going to buy her a card, aren't you?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30"My heart is acking for you."

0:01:30 > 0:01:31What's that mean?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's not acking, it's aching.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Only I spelled it A-dot-King. As in Alex King

0:01:36 > 0:01:38because you can't put your real name on the card.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40So, you just leave a clue.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Yeah, but wouldn't she actually have to know

0:01:43 > 0:01:44your real name for that to work?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Look, face it, mate.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48You're not even on her radar.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55I will be after this.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Yeah. She'll be all, "Hey, there's that boy

0:01:58 > 0:02:01"who got me that really small, really cheap card.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03"And can't spell aching."

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Oh, it's A-C-H...

0:02:05 > 0:02:07I know how to spell aching, Maddy.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09This was all I could afford.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Size doesn't matter, anyway.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Maddy, if you were a girl, you'd be happy with this.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Yes.- See?

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Now all I have to do is get it to her before class.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Then, even if she gets loads more... - Which she will.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25..she'll always remember that mine was the first.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I just have to sneak it in her locker

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- before she gets her books out.- Oh, it won't work.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33You can't fit anything under them. I just checked mine. No cards.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Maybe that's because nobody sent you any.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38As if! Nah, the doors are too long.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40You can't fit anything under them.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42And there you go. And, perfect.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44And that's not my locker.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46What?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Great. Thank you. It's too late now.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Thank you very much, Simon.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55So, whose locker is it?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59- Oh, it's Parker's.- How would you know that?

0:02:59 > 0:03:00He's opening it now.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- What are you doing down there? - Dunno.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11What am I doing down here, King?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Ahh, beating me up?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Good guess.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16HE CLICKS FINGERS

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- That showed him. - LAUGHTER

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Good job they legged it.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I was just about to step in.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34You've got detention this afternoon, haven't you, King?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35No, sir, I don't think so.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Think again.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Get to work.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Move!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I rescued the card.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Brilliant. Thanks, Madds.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Maddy?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Come on, I've got a plan.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- The card he got you was so cute, though!- I know!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05What's he doing?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09What did he get you for Valentine's Day?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Chocolates...

0:04:11 > 0:04:13and flowers...

0:04:14 > 0:04:15I don't kiss and tell.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20CRUNCH

0:04:20 > 0:04:22CRACK, CRACK

0:04:22 > 0:04:23It's very red.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25That's what happens when someone stands on it.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Love hurts.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Shut up!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Hey, Nicola, what time's netball?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh, this is perfect. Maddy, you take the card

0:04:33 > 0:04:35and slip it under the toilet cubicle.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- No way. I don't want to go in those toilets.- Why not?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41The hand dryer. It looks like an angry face. It freaks me out.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43When you go to turn it on, it sounds like it's screaming.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45It's like...

0:04:45 > 0:04:46"Whoosh, ahh! Whoosh, ahh!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48"Whoosh, ahh! Ahhh!"

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Right. Fine.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'll do it, but you two keep watch.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00If any girls come, you have to distract them.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01No problem.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04I have a brilliant distraction technique.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25What are you doing in the girls' toilets!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28You creepy weirdo. Get out!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Erm,

0:05:32 > 0:05:33who were you shouting at?

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Alex King.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What are you doing?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44He pretended to faint.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Why?

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Distraction technique.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Did it work?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Just get up.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Alex, do you think Nicola is,

0:05:54 > 0:05:56you know, your type?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58She is the hottest girl in school.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Yep, she's my type.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I heard she's got a real temper.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Someone nudged her once when she was putting on lip gloss,

0:06:04 > 0:06:07so she tried to stuff them in their own backpack.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09And it was a very small backpack, Alex.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Very small.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12That's not true.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15And even if it was, it's a good thing.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16It means that she's edgy.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Edgy, blonde,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20beautiful.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Fast.- Yeah, that, too.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Yeah, great day. Thanks. I'll tell you about it later

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oh, no! Nicola wasn't in there!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:06:53 > 0:06:55QUIET CHATTER

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Ooh!

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Let's see.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02So cute!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I knew she'd get loads.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08I bet you whoever got her one first is her favourite.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I bet it's bigger than the one you got her.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Bigger.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Bigger.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16That's it!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I need to go bigger.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Forget cards.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Do a big romantic gesture.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Girls love romantic gestures, don't they?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Get some flowers, and voila!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28I get the girl.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30No, no, don't get it.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31What am I doing again?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Look, it's simple.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Nicola always goes to netball practice at four,

0:07:36 > 0:07:39before the other girls, and sets up the court.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Alone.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42It's perfect.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I can walk in with a big bunch of flowers

0:07:44 > 0:07:48and as I do, you play some romantic music over the speakers.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50It'll be like a scene from a movie.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51I like movies about sharks.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58Right. Well, maybe we can re-enact a shark movie another time.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01For now, let's just stick to a romantic chick flick.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Have you seen that one

0:08:02 > 0:08:05where the shark eats the woman in the bath?

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Oh, no-no-no.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08It wasn't a movie.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10It was a dream I had.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Make a good film, though.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Bath Sharks!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Maybe you could download some violin stuff on your phone?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Violins?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Oh, don't tell anyone.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25What's this?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Giraffes? Who got me this?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Because it doesn't even make sense.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Why?- Because it's stupid, that's why.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15How would the shark even get in the bath?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Through the taps.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Big taps.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Maybe it's a small shark.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Alex King!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I got your card.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53And then I followed your petals.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57What a big romantic gesture?

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Come here, Valentine!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Stop it! I never sent you a card.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Yeah, you did.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I never got you a card.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Ohh! You're the giraffe.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11That's horrible.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I wouldn't be your Valentine

0:10:13 > 0:10:14if you were the last boy on earth!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21And in the sequel, I'd call it Shower Gator.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Oh, wait, why have the lights gone out?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Must be my cue for the music.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Hello?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Who's there?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Oh, probably should have checked it first.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40I like it.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42This isn't funny.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Amy? Lily?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Kate? Rhiannon?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Jodie? Lucy?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Trish? Emma?

0:10:50 > 0:10:55EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC INTENSIFIES

0:10:55 > 0:10:57AAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Let me get this straight.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17You're living through this time-repeat thing, yeah?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19You basically know the future,

0:11:19 > 0:11:23and what do you do with this awesome power?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Do you fight crime?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Become famous? Win the lottery? No.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31You want to buy a better Valentine's card than last time.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Ah, Valentine's Day is, like, THE most important day of the year.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Says who?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Valentine's Day is, like, THE most important day of the year.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Nicola, how many cards did you get?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Ah, I hate you!

0:11:46 > 0:11:48"My heart is acking for you."

0:11:48 > 0:11:50"Acking" for you?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Don't start that again.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53And don't drink that!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Or you'll choke on it when Maddy makes you jump.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Why would I make Simon jump?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Ahh...

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I hate you.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Why can't it be me repeating the year?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's wasted on you.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07The universe doesn't think

0:12:07 > 0:12:09you need to learn the same lessons as Alex.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10That's true.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12I am pretty perfect.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Hey Alex, last time round,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16how many Valentine's cards did I get?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19None.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Don't be stupid. I bet I did.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24I bet I did. I just didn't tell you to spare your feelings.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Actually, I did get one.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28From Big Hannah.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Big Hannah?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Yeah, it's a long story.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32One that involves a great deal of

0:12:32 > 0:12:34pain, humiliation, tripping,

0:12:34 > 0:12:35bins on the head, crushed hands,

0:12:35 > 0:12:37falling down, detention and making Nicola think

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I was going to chop her into little pieces.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Fairly standard day for you, then.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Anyway, this time, all of that can be avoided

0:12:46 > 0:12:48by slipping this card into the right locker.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I don't think it fits.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- SCHOOL BELL RINGS - You could cut it in half.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06I said no.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Oh, cheer up. It was a stupid card anyway.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Bears with candyfloss. It doesn't even make sense.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Why would bears have candyfloss?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Maybe it's like that film

0:13:14 > 0:13:17where all the bears are loose in the theme park?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Are you sure that wasn't a dream?- No, it was...

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, yeah, you're right. It was a dream.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Make a good scary movie, though.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Bears On A Roller Coaster.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30What's the point in getting a second chance at things

0:13:30 > 0:13:32if I still can't do something as simple as this?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Nicola's probably not supposed to be the one for you.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36She's right.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I reckon the universe is saying,

0:13:38 > 0:13:40"Forget Nicola. Start writing down the answers

0:13:40 > 0:13:41"to the ends of your exams,

0:13:41 > 0:13:44"so, your best mate can flog them in the school yard."

0:13:44 > 0:13:45What?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47We'll split the profits.

0:13:47 > 0:13:4960-40.

0:13:49 > 0:13:5260-30-10.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Face it, Alex.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55If the universe wanted you and Nicola together,

0:13:55 > 0:13:57it would have given you the opportunity.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00It hasn't, so, it doesn't.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Or maybe the universe was just being a little slow?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10You keep her busy while I slip this in her bag.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Preferably without getting a red hand this time.- What?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Erm, it doesn't matter.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Just distract her, OK?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19No problem, I have a brilliant distraction technique...

0:14:19 > 0:14:21You're not going to pretend to faint, are you?

0:14:22 > 0:14:23No.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Well, that's really all I had.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Nicola?

0:14:41 > 0:14:44I was wondering

0:14:44 > 0:14:48whether you would like to sponsor me.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Sponsor you to do what?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Um...

0:14:51 > 0:14:53..walk?

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Sponsor you to walk?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I'll sponsor you to walk.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Away. - THEY GIGGLE

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Well, not just walk, obviously,

0:15:00 > 0:15:02because that would be stupid.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07Erm, sponsor me to walk backwards.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09What, for charity?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Yes! Yes, that would actually make more sens...

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Yes, for charity.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Not really.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Was there something else?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Simon, you all right? You look kind of faint.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Simon? Simon!

0:15:31 > 0:15:32No! No!

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- CRUNCH - Noooo!

0:15:35 > 0:15:39It's OK. He pretends to faint all the time.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Did it work?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Simon, get up!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC

0:16:28 > 0:16:29"Acking?"

0:16:32 > 0:16:34What are you doing down there?

0:16:34 > 0:16:35- Erm...- Creepy weirdo. Get out!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Who was that?- Alex King.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46He was looking around the toilets.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21LAUGHTER

0:17:26 > 0:17:30You've got detention this afternoon, haven't you, Parker?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Yeah, I have detention all week.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Well, now you've got it all month.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Get to work.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Whoever spilt this paint is toast.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Toast!

0:17:47 > 0:17:50HE SCREAMS

0:17:52 > 0:17:54This is where you ask me what I'm doing, isn't it?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56No.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00- Erm, listen I was just... - I don't want to know, all right?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I'm not interested.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08BELL RINGS

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Brilliant(!) Brilliant(!)

0:18:21 > 0:18:22OK, is this over with now?

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Can we stop thinking up some more fun things to do

0:18:26 > 0:18:28with this time warp, whatever it is thing?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30It's a temporal loop.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32And the space-time continuum isn't a toy, Simon.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35You can't just play with it like a shoe.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Like a what?- Like a shoe.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Oh, no, Maddy's right.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Maddy's right?- Well, Valentine's Day isn't over yet.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43We can still do this.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44That's not what I said at all.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yeah, it is.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Now, what we need is a big romantic gesture.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54And this time we'll do it right.

0:18:54 > 0:19:01Tablecloth, glasses, drink, vase, candle.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02That's not a candle.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04It's the best I could do on such short notice.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06I'm surprised he hasn't asked for

0:19:06 > 0:19:08a violin concerto whilst he's at it.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Why are you helping anyway?

0:19:09 > 0:19:12I thought you believed the universe didn't want

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Alex and Nicola to be together.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Well, if it doesn't,

0:19:14 > 0:19:16then he's going to find out soon enough.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Why? What'll happen if it doesn't?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Will a big black hole appear and suck them up, or something?

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Almost definitely not.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Probably just really embarrass himself.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Excellent.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Let's go and watch.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Look, they're not for you, all right.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47So, don't buy me any cards.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Because it doesn't even make sense.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55How would the bears even have got on the roller coaster?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Queued, same as everyone else.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Those are some pretty weird-looking flowers.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21Gross!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45We should probably warn him.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47No, that'll let him know we're watching?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Fine.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50KNOCKING SOUND

0:20:57 > 0:20:59There, he's gone.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01We've saved the day.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Well, I have.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04You weren't much help.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06What are you doing?

0:21:06 > 0:21:07What's he doing?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Nothing! Nothing.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Well, he's in love, that's all.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13He's what?

0:21:13 > 0:21:19LOUDSPEAKER SCREECHES

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER: - Give him back his shoe! Get your own!

0:21:31 > 0:21:32Erm... I didn't...

0:21:44 > 0:21:46OK.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Erm, this probably looks a little bit odd,

0:21:50 > 0:21:52but I can explain.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- What's he saying down there?- I don't know.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55This was all his idea.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Something about declaring his love or something.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59What?

0:21:59 > 0:22:02I mean, it's not like the school were ever going to do anything, is it?

0:22:02 > 0:22:07And Valentine's Day is THE most important day of the year.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10So, I figured I'd set up a little table and...

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER: - Don't listen to Alex King!

0:22:13 > 0:22:17I did not get a Valentine's Day card off him.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22And we were not lying on top of each other in the corridor.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29And Alex King and I are definitely not in love.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Right.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Well, I think that about covers it.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49As you were.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56THEY START TO CHATTER

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Oh, my God! What's going on?

0:23:02 > 0:23:04So, how did it go?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Cos we weren't there.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Obviously.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10It could have gone worse.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Really?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Yeah, she didn't try and stuff me in my backpack.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Plus, at least I'm on her radar now.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17She knows who I am.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21Yeah, the kid who gave Parker a Valentine's card?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Yep, you don't forget something like that.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26So you don't think maybe the universe was trying to tell you...

0:23:26 > 0:23:29That I need to work even harder to get what I want.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Yep, it's just like you said.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Right.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Wait. No, that's not what I said at all.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Yes, it is.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh, no!

0:23:39 > 0:23:40How did this happen?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Big Hannah slammed a door in my face.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Why did she still get me a card?

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Maybe it's not from her.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Giraffes.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Of course, it's from her.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Who else but Big Hannah would get a giraffe card?

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Anyway, enough about me.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Let's figure out who got you that card.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Why do you care?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'm your best mate.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05If someone's trying to send you a secret love message,

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I should help you figure it out.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Right. You're just avoiding my question about your shoe.

0:24:10 > 0:24:15Shoe? What shoe? Oh, that. That's a funny story...

0:24:20 > 0:24:23The doors are too long. You can't fit anything under them.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26THEY LAUGH

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Told you!

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- You can't fit anything under... - Oh, would you look at that.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32It fits and...

0:24:32 > 0:24:34The universe probably didn't want you and Nicola together.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37So it hasn't. So it shouldn't.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39SHE LAUGHS