Episode 3

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0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm amazed at the things that you say

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I heard it all before just another day

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# January, February all the same

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# March, April, May's coming back again

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Oh, why?

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Cos it's the worst year of my life again

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# It's looped around and called me back in now

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Yesterday has come again, oh no

0:00:37 > 0:00:38# Yeah, yeah

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# The worst day of my life again. #

0:00:45 > 0:00:46ALARM BUZZES

0:01:14 > 0:01:16What are you doing?

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Practising my slow motion running, obviously.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You know nothing about lifesaving.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I know that it involves moving at a normal pace.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27How are you going to rescue anyone like that?

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Rescue who, exactly? They haven't let us do anything yet.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33No mouth to mouth, no rescues.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36No shark warnings. That's un-Australian.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38You told me that signing up for this was the way to impress every

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- girl on the beach. - And it will be.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42But Jamieson won't let us do any of that

0:01:42 > 0:01:44until we've earned our Bronze Medallions.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm sick of Jamieson.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48I wish the club was run by someone who wasn't such

0:01:48 > 0:01:49a stickler for the rules.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Here are the rules!

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Right, number one!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Norris.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Get in the line! In line, in line, in line, in line!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Number two, shut up.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59NORRIS BLOWS WHISTLE

0:02:01 > 0:02:04OK! Today's club fundraiser is top priority.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I need people on the new rescue boat,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08the lifesaving demonstration

0:02:08 > 0:02:11and the sausage sizzle. Any questions?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Where's Mr Jamieson? - He's moved away,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16or died. Maybe both. Who cares?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19I'm here now and I'm going to make this squad

0:02:19 > 0:02:22the best in the business.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Sorry I'm late, Mr Norris. I got hit by a bus.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Not good enough. No excuses.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29You're out of the squad.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Right! Who wants to help launch the new rescue boat?

0:02:32 > 0:02:33We'll run the sausage sizzle.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35King, sausage sizzle.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Troy! - Sausage sizzle?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42How am I supposed to impress anyone with a sausage sizzle?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Look at Toby.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46We want to stay away from anything that could get us in trouble

0:02:46 > 0:02:50or we're out. The sausage sizzle is nice and safe.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Right, King. Mess this up and you're in big trouble.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Out of the squad!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I've forked out 200 dollars of my own money

0:02:57 > 0:03:00on these sausages. I expect twice that back from a squad under

0:03:00 > 0:03:03my command. Get to work!

0:03:06 > 0:03:07You. He was talking

0:03:07 > 0:03:11to you, cos I'm not going anywhere near a sausage sizzle, King.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13So lame.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Sausage sizzles are awesome.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18I've always said so, you know, because nutrition is so

0:03:18 > 0:03:21important for lifesavers. It helps build the muscles.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Enjoy.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's not so lame now, is it?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28It has its moments.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Beats doing that, anyway.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36We just need to stand here and chill out.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- You do that on purpose, don't you? - Sausage please.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Bread! - Bread.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Sausage! - Sausage.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45- Sauce! - Sauce.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I prefer to do it myself.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'll have one of those.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Can I have the sauce back please? - But your sign says free sauce.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Yes, but you don't get to keep it.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09You're meant to use it and then give it back.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Then your sign shouldn't say free sauce. It's seriously misleading.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Sauce. - Sauce.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16- Sausage. - Sausage.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21I'm so sorry, sir.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Here, have another one, free.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25I hope you catch a big one.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31So, how's it going?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, great, sir. Check it out.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34CAR HORN BLARES

0:04:37 > 0:04:40And The Gal from EZ1-FM, rocking your summer with great prizes.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45It's going really well, sir. Almost four hundred dollars.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Hey, that's not a toy!

0:04:48 > 0:04:51No way!

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Have people been paying you in tentacles? Cool.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58The fisherman must have taken the one with the money in it.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Which one was it? - Ah, he had a rod.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Really narrowing it down, mate.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24It must be him.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25You think?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34You! Barbecue boy.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35What do you think you're doing?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Ah, there's been a mix up and we've swapped boxes.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Simon, can you give him his box?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I don't have his box. Why would I have his box?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Maddy, do you have his box?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Your box is back at the barbecue, but

0:05:48 > 0:05:50this one's definitely ours. If you just...

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Get your grubby hands off my bait box, you ratbag!

0:05:52 > 0:05:56But if you just open you'll see that there's actually coins in there.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57- Never!- Fine!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58HE SCREAMS

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'll get you!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Norris is going to kill us.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27And then kick us out of the squad.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31It's only 400 dollars. We've got plenty of sausages left.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33We're just going to have to charge a little bit more.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oi, Toby, where'd you get that?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, there. They're giving them away.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Delicious.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Don't take the sauce!

0:06:51 > 0:06:52We've got one sausage left.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55So we charge 400 dollars for it.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Why does this stuff always happen to me?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I told you the sign was badly worded.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Now it just says Sausages Free.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08We've got one sausage left... We've got no sausages left

0:07:08 > 0:07:11and we've lost Norris's money. How're we meant to pay him back?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13OK, who wants to score some cash?

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Gibbo and the gal here, we've got 500 big ones to give away right now.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20And don't forget, we're still waiting for one lucky listener

0:07:20 > 0:07:25to win this 59 inch 3D-HD LCD TV with the Phrase That Pays!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27It's been two months now so if nobody gets it right

0:07:27 > 0:07:30I might have to take it home myself!

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Good one, yeah.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34All right, now, it's time now for our daily Cash Conundrum.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37You find the mystery object that we've hidden out there somewhere

0:07:37 > 0:07:40and you'll take home 500 big ones, OK?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Here's the clue for today. "Rock your world,

0:07:42 > 0:07:45"make others see red, they'll turn green

0:07:45 > 0:07:48"when you win the bread!" OK, go to it, kids.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51This is easy. He said rock so it's on the beach.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Beach, of course. Brilliant.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Turning green. That must mean the park.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Park. Of course, brilliant. Beach. What are you on about?- Fine.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59You two go look in the park,

0:07:59 > 0:08:02but I'm looking on the beach where it definitely is.

0:08:06 > 0:08:12"Rock your world, make others see red?" Rocks and red.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14And there's the red. It's the flag.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15What are you doing?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Nothing, it's... What are you doing?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20I'm meant to be running the lifesaving demo with Parker

0:08:20 > 0:08:22and Howe, but they keep messing about with the

0:08:22 > 0:08:24resuscitation dummy.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25That's three dummies then.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Who are you calling a dummy?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Dummy. Dummy.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35You're going to need resuscitating when I'm done with you.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Yeah. Hey, don't we need our Bronze Medallions before we do that?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45OK, together. Yep, yep.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Oh! A beaded taffeta

0:08:55 > 0:08:58with empire bodice and princess ruche skirt. Lovely.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Oi! King!

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Parker! Howe! You're meant to be helping the tall girl.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20The demo starts in five minutes. Where's the

0:09:20 > 0:09:22resuscitation dummy?

0:09:22 > 0:09:23- We left it on the beach. - Well, it's

0:09:23 > 0:09:26not there now. We are having this demo.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28So if you've lost the dummy,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30bullet head, fungus,

0:09:30 > 0:09:33you'll be doing mouth to mouth on each other.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Move it! Move it!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Come on, get to it, you lazy individuals!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Maddy, I've found it! - What?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Simon! - Ow! What?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Look out for the cake! - What?

0:09:49 > 0:09:50The cake! The cake!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Snake! Snake! Snake!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Why would you shout snake at a children's

0:10:10 > 0:10:12party, Alex? That's horrible!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I wasn't shouting snake.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I was shouting cake.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Why would you shout cake?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24At least we'll get 500 bucks for Norris.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28That's more than he expected. We'll be his favourite junior lifesavers.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Here you go. - Huh?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Can I please have the cash? - What?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36We didn't hide a flag.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38It was Cracker the Rock Croc.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40It looks like a Chester to me.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Some kid found it in the park.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44But hey, chill, dude. You can still

0:10:44 > 0:10:47win the TV, with the Phrase That Pays.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I'm putting this back. Come on.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Look at that. That should be us.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Oh, don't worry, when Norris finds out about the money, he'll probably

0:11:02 > 0:11:05take us out in it and then chuck us overboard into the propeller.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07It was an accident, Alex.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09He might understand if you explain it.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Nope, we're stuffed. - No more Bronze Medallion.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18No more lifesaving. No more girls.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20And worst of all we've lost 400 bucks.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22I'm going home.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Mention this to anyone, you're toast!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You know, you need to moisturise. Your lips are really dry.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- King! - Actually, yeah, maybe you're right.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Let's go and explain it to Norris.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Oh.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Look at those clean lines. The design.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54He does look kind of happy.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Maybe now is a good time to come clean, offer to pay him back.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00As long as it's not coming out of my allowance.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02I have a lifestyle to maintain.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Where are they going? Idiots!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07You can't go there! There's too many rocks! Rocks!

0:12:07 > 0:12:13Stay back! Rocks! Rocks! Oh, no!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Well, can't they see the warning?!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Where's my flag? - Here you go, sir.

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Just returning this.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31King, I'm going to make sure you have the worst year ever!

0:12:45 > 0:12:49OK! Today's club fundraiser is top priority.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53I need people on the new rescue boat, the lifesaving demonstration

0:12:53 > 0:12:55and the sausage sizzle.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Can Simon and me set up the lifesaving equipment?

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Jackets?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Jackets. - Floats.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Floats.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Flags?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Flags.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Dummy.

0:13:10 > 0:13:15I can't believe you got us stuck doing this stupid job while two

0:13:15 > 0:13:18meatheads get the girls.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Trust me, you don't want to go anywhere near the sizzle.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Last time, we lost the sausages. We lost the money.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27We got beaten up. We ruined a kid's birthday

0:13:27 > 0:13:30party. We got blamed for sinking the new rescue boat

0:13:30 > 0:13:34and because of that Norris made my life hell for the rest of the year!

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Dummy!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39You must have been extremely naughty in a previous life.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42That's why we're not selling sausages or going

0:13:42 > 0:13:44anywhere near the rescue boat. Dummy.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Just because you sank the new rescue boat doesn't mean I would.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- I'm not an idiot like you. - Hey!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53You do that on purpose.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54I got us all sausages.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Simon, dummy.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02All yours, mate.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Thank you.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06You're welcome.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07No sauce? No sauce.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11What's with the sauce again?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13It's mine. It said...

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Free sauce. I know.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16The sauce is free, not the bottle.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19You're meant to use it, then give it back.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- If Parker and Howe... - King!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Er, hi!

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Great sausage. It's ah, it's really sausage-y.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26What's behind your back?

0:14:30 > 0:14:35I am going to squeeze your head like a sauce bottle!

0:14:35 > 0:14:36You've got a customer.

0:14:43 > 0:14:44This isn't over yet, King.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49But sir, I didn't even see the bus.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I don't care! They are the rules. You're out.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Have you got everything for the demo?

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Oh, well, like the dummy and the flags

0:14:57 > 0:14:59and stuff, sir? Yeah, of course.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Check it out.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04OK beach bums, it's Gibbo...

0:15:04 > 0:15:07And The Gal from EZ1-FM rocking your summer with great prizes.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10I think we should set up further down the beach, away from

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- all the noise. - OK, just hurry it up.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15The mouth to mouth demo starts in 15 minutes.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21I don't believe it!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Now the tubs have been swapped.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Like the money last time!

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Which ones are they again?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Green ones.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Yeah, really narrowing it down, mate.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Shut up!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Where are they?

0:15:50 > 0:15:54I don't know! But we'd

0:15:54 > 0:15:57better find them and make it snapper!

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Stop floundering around, Alex...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oi! What are you doing?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Get your grubby fingers off my tubs, you little ratbags.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06There's been a mix up. We've swapped gear.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08It's all right. Your friend's got it back already.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10What friend? What's his name?

0:16:10 > 0:16:14What am I, a mind-reader? That angry boy with the sauce

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- in his hair. - Parker.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Jeez, he's covered in stress. Do something.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23You look like you've been a sensible little sausage.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25But you've spent far too much time in the sun.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Hey, Howe. What's up?

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Oh, I'm just talking to some...

0:16:29 > 0:16:32I mean, I'm definitely not talking to the sausages.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Where's the dummy?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Who are you calling a dummy?

0:16:36 > 0:16:37I need it. Where is it?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Dunno. I do know that Norris isn't going to be happy.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43You can't do that. If Norris finds out that I lost

0:16:43 > 0:16:44the dummy, he'll be furious.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Then you shouldn't have squirted sauce in my face.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48You've got to tell me.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Just forget him, mate. What's the worst that

0:16:51 > 0:16:52could happen?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Norris will make us do mouth to mouth on each other.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Where is it? You've got to tell me.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57You've got to tell me now.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Really? You really want to know?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Yes!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09You're both losers. Rack off!

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I don't care about your year.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16If you give me mouth to mouth, my entire life is over.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17We'll find it. We have to.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- It's going to be on the beach somewhere.- That's too obvious.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Exactly! Parker thinks that's what we'll think

0:17:22 > 0:17:24so he's going to put it in the place

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- we won't think he's thinking of. - You think?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Oh, no, I didn't follow any of that.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30I think it's in the park.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Fine.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Me and Maddy will check the beach. You can look in the park.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Where it definitely is.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40The universe is trying to stuff me around again,

0:17:40 > 0:17:44isn't it? Well, this time I'm not going to let it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- You all right? - Like this?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Ah, beaded taffeta with empire bodice and princess ruche skirt.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Lovely.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01We're running out of time.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06If you have to do the mouth to mouth demonstration with someone,

0:18:06 > 0:18:09I suppose I could help.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10No, no, don't be silly. It's

0:18:10 > 0:18:14got to be the dummy or nothing, and it has to be around here somewhere.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Maybe you should just use that one instead.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Oh, Parker! Come on, I've got to get it down.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31- You can't reach it. - I know that.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33King!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37What the hell are you doing, King?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Just doing some exercise, sir. Getting ready for the demonstration.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Glad to see you're finally taking something seriously.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Even if you do look like an idiot.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Boots. Five minutes.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58I couldn't find the dummy, but I found this.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh, that's Cracker the Rock Croc.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Hold on to that. - Looks more like Chester to me.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- You're doing it all wrong. - Oh, really?

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Come on, hand it over. This is a man's job.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Sweet.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Careful, it's sharp. - What?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- It's sharp. - What?

0:19:17 > 0:19:18It's sharp!

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Shark! Shark!

0:19:25 > 0:19:29I didn't say shark, I said sharp!

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Cake! - Snake! Snake!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Tell me you saw that. - Why would you

0:19:53 > 0:19:56shout shark and snake at a wedding, Alex?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- That's horrible.- But I beat the universe, Maddy. You saw me.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02This time I saved the cake.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Great! Exactly what all superpowers should be

0:20:05 > 0:20:06used for. What about

0:20:06 > 0:20:08the dummy, dummy?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Get him!

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Find them!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Well, at least we won't be doing mouth to mouth on each other.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36The worst thing that could happen now is that we get

0:20:36 > 0:20:38kicked out of the squad for being late to the demo.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41No way! I'm not going to let it happen again.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I'm going to get this dummy to the beach on time.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46I'm not having another year of Norris on my case.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Oh, yes! You'll never make it.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Won't I?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Alex, my skateboard!

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Thanks, Nicola, you're a lifesaver!

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Come on, all you funky dudes and chicks. We're still waiting

0:21:16 > 0:21:18- for the Phrase That Pays. - Righto, wrap this up.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Hand over the cash and head down to the demonstration.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24What's that doing there?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26- That? King. - King?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30He left it here he went to look for your resuscitation

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- dummy he lost. - What? King!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35He's gonna pay for this. Where are you, King?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Come on, King! Come and face the music!

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Ah! "Come and face the music." That's the Phrase That Pays.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45We've got a winner! After two months, that TV's

0:21:45 > 0:21:47finally been won by this

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- weird short dude. - What's going on?

0:21:49 > 0:21:53You've just won a brand-new 59 inch 3DHD LCD TV.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55I have?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Sir, do you want us to take out the rescue boat?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Who cares about some stupid boat?

0:21:59 > 0:22:04I want my brand-new 3D 59 inch HD LCD TV!

0:22:04 > 0:22:07There you go. Fantastic.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Come on, hold it straight. Straight. Properly.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Are we on?

0:22:19 > 0:22:20OK, here we go.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Fantastic. Another lucky EZ1-FM listener.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Awesome.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28OK. Right. Let's get out of this hole. Come on, move back.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Come on, quickly. - So grumpy.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oh, look out!

0:22:56 > 0:23:01No!

0:23:44 > 0:23:47King. That's it.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50I can dump you from the

0:23:50 > 0:23:53lifesaving squad, but unfortunately for you,

0:23:53 > 0:23:56I cannot dump you from my classroom.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00I'm going to make this the worst year of your life.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Ever! Starting tomorrow.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Have you got anything to say about that?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Here you go, sir.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Just returning this.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- No sauce? - Again with the...sauce.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Your arm's all wet.

0:24:32 > 0:24:39I don't believe it! Now the... I don't believe it.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Hoo!