Episode 5

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0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm amazed at the things that you say

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'd heard it all before, just another day

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# January, February, all the same

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# March, April, May's coming back again

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Oh, why?

0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Cos it's the worst year of my life again

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# It's looped around and pulled me back in now

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Yesterday has come again, oh no

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# The worst year of my life again. #

0:00:47 > 0:00:49ALARM BUZZES

0:00:53 > 0:00:57OK, so we have Aunt Ethel's home phone,

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Aunt Ethel's mobile phone. Mr Peters

0:00:58 > 0:01:00is the next door neighbour -

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Mum, Mum, chill. You'll only be gone one night, OK?

0:01:03 > 0:01:04- OK.- OK.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10- See ya.- Bye, guys. - Send our love to Auntie Ethel.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- OK. Be good! - Love you. Have fun.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Drive safe. - See ya, Dad.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Love you!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Woo! The house is ours!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Come on, the party isn't going to organise itself.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23But I invited Simon over for DVDs and pizza.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Well, as long as that creep doesn't ruin my party,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I don't care what you do.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30So, we can come too?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Sure thing. In fact, Slug, it's going

0:01:33 > 0:01:35to be your job to keep things tidy.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Make sure there are no accidents and nothing gets broken.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- You should probably carry a cloth at all times.- You mean like a cleaner?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Exactly like a cleaner. Oh, you're so much smarter

0:01:44 > 0:01:49- than you look.- No way! I'd rather play Sudoku than be your party slave.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Oh, really? - Cos if the house doesn't look

0:01:52 > 0:01:56exactly the way Mum and Dad left it, then everyone at school is going

0:01:56 > 0:01:57to see this.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00ALEX SINGING: # Rubber ducky, joy of joy

0:02:00 > 0:02:03# When I squeeze you, you make noise! #

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Right, then.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Cool.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Oh!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30You've been in the house for 30 seconds!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Looks a little bit like Finland.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35No, no, it looks more like Madagascar.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Sam cannot see this. We have to find the cleaning stuff.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Why didn't you tell me about the party earlier?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44I would've worn something a little more sophisticated.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- What?- This could be my big chance with your sister.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, as if. You're the last person she wants to see.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Come on, before she spots it.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57So far, so good.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02And then you know what Norris says,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05he says, "You have to Captain the cricket team, Simon.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07"There's no-one else as talented or as good looking as you."

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- So you know what I said? - I don't care.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Exactly. "I don't care. I'm not doing it for you.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14"I am doing it for all of the little people."

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Simon?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Oh, this is not good!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Hey. Paula, isn't it?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Sam.- Sam, right. How could I forget?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Um, do I know you?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Some people are highly forgettable. Take a walk, buddy.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, wow, are you rescuing me from toad-head?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh, how sweet.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Come on, I'll show you around. - What about my cricket story?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Drop dead, Simon. - Sorry about that, mate.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46You should be. Your shoulders are really pointy!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Simon?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Simon.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Rug. Cleaning stuff.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Be careful of the lamp!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06One minute Bugsy was dead in the shoe box,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08the next he's eating a lettuce leaf.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11He had definitely crossed back over from bunny afterlife.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14What are you doing here?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I just came by to borrow a rolling pin.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23I don't go to many parties, Alex. Was I supposed to bring a lamp?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Come on.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Watch it!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Relax, you're making me clumsy.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42That's Mum's good pecorino!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Maybe you should drink something!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50HE SPLUTTERS

0:04:55 > 0:04:57That wasn't ginger beer, was it?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Smells like it.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Ginger beer always makes Alex puke! Has done since kinder.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08You'd think he would know better now!

0:05:08 > 0:05:09ALEX RETCHES AND COUGHS

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Gross.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22Dance Mania! Oh, wait till Sam sees my smokin' moves!

0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Hi.- Hi.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'm Simon. I'm Sam's boyfriend.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Are you coming out, Alex?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Can't.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37There's no door handle on this side. It's dodgy.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39You have to lift and jiggle.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Lift. - I am lifting.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Then jiggle it. - I am!

0:05:44 > 0:05:45- Pull! - I am!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Pull harder!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48THEY GROAN

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I think I pulled too hard, Alex.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm deceptively strong, you know.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Arrrrgggh!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59RINGTONE

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hi, Mum, we're fine.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Oh, I was just... I was, er, helping Alex with his homework.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Got to go. Love you. Bye!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'll get some pliers.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Excuse me!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Alex, are you in there?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Um...

0:06:34 > 0:06:36No.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39DRILL WHIRRS

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Well, aren't you handy! - I'm pretty capable.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Aghh!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56I didn't break the door! It just got stuck. It's dodgy.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59You... You know you have to lift and jiggle. I'll fix it.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'll fix everything. I'll clean up. I'll mop the floor!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Don't....- Why shouldn't I? - Because...

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Because you'll lose your waiter and you'll have to clean.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Who'll host?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12No host, no party, right? And you haven't even gotten

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Mr Handyman's number.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17OK, but you'd better make this place look exactly the way it should

0:07:17 > 0:07:20and I'd better get Mr Handyman's number or it's bath time.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Where's the rug?- I um... I moved it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28In case of accidents.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Ohh!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Sorry, mate.- Ahh!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Watch out!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49No!

0:07:49 > 0:07:50SHATTER!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59What are you doing?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Dancing, Alex. Want to salsa?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Just don't break anything, OK?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05What? Like the high score?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yeah, cos I'm on fire!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12You know you're right. You ARE on fire.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14SIZZLING

0:08:14 > 0:08:15No!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Ahh...

0:08:27 > 0:08:29CHATTERING

0:08:32 > 0:08:35MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Don't break anything, Simon.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49SMOKE ALARM BEEPS

0:08:57 > 0:08:58- Whoa!- What?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00CRASH!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02ALEX GROANS

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Where've the lights gone? - What's with the lights?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06BOY: Supposed to be a party!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09GROANS

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Ow! Who's that? - It's me.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Oh, hello you.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15CHATTER

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I found the fuse box in the cupboard under the stairs.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Oh, and I found this too.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, hey, it looks like Finland.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Alex!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33We should probably have that dance now, before the party's over.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, this party is so over.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I can clean it up. There's still time.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40No, you wouldn't.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Would you?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Feel like pizza? - You bet.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46SENDS MESSAGE ON PHONE

0:09:48 > 0:09:51MULTIPLE MESSAGE ALERTS

0:09:52 > 0:09:55ALEX SINGING: # Rubber ducky, you're the one

0:09:55 > 0:09:59# You make bath time so much fun

0:09:59 > 0:10:03# Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you... #

0:10:08 > 0:10:10ALARM BUZZES

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Drive safe!- See ya, Dad.- Love you.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16BOTH: Woo!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Oh, I invited Maddy over for DVDs and fortune cookies.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Well, as long as you didn't invite creepy Simon.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Nope. Definitely, absolutely not. - Good. Because I'm having a party.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Yeah, you may want to have it outside.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- You know, to minimise the damage. - What damage?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh, you know what parties are like.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Stained rugs, broken stereos, flooded kitchens, burnt toast.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Plus outside parties always have a much better vibe.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44Hmm. Good plan, Slug. You're so much smarter than you look.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Yeah, don't call me that.- Actually, it'll be your job to make sure

0:10:48 > 0:10:50the yard looks exactly like it did before the party

0:10:50 > 0:10:52so Mum and Dad have no idea.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54No way, chin face!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I'm not some waiter who's going

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- to watch drinks and carry a cloth at all times.- Oh, you'll do it.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Cos if you don't, then...

0:11:02 > 0:11:04then I'll, um... I'll...

0:11:04 > 0:11:05You'll what?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Whatever. Just don't embarrass me.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Locked!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Thanks for inviting me, Alex. I don't go to many parties.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Was I meant to bring a fire extinguisher?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I'm just checking it's in working order.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26You can't be too careful. Last time round at this party,

0:11:26 > 0:11:30we ended up with short circuited electricity and a small fire.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Plus there was a...a video.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Wow.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40The worst bit was that Sam met Justin.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Whatever happens this time,

0:11:41 > 0:11:45we have to make sure that doesn't happen, no matter what.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Who's Justin?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Justin's the guy Sam pashed at the party.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55A couple of days later they're going out

0:11:55 > 0:11:59- and it's all gooey and lovey. - How romantic!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01No. No, it's not romantic at all.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Because then Justin dumps Sam for Sarah the Snake.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06He dumped your sister for a reptile?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10No, it's a girl. Sarah. Sarah the Snake.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Keep up.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15After the dumping, Sam is even worse than usual.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17The crying, it was torrential.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19It was like it was never going to stop.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- You really care about her, huh? - Yeah, right!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26I just care about how much of a pain she was.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Three events led to Sam and Justin getting together.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33One - Sam and Justin bonded when he drilled out

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- the pantry door handle. - Is that a party game?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39No. I fixed the dodgy door but we have to make sure there's no more

0:12:39 > 0:12:41chances for Justin to play handyman.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Is that a party game?- No!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Justin fixes things.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Sam's impressed by capable guys.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51She must be really impressed by you then, Alex.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58So, two - Sam and Justin pashed after there was a spilled drink

0:12:58 > 0:13:00made the stereo blow up and the lights go out.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03No Mr Fixit opportunities, no blowing up stereos,

0:13:03 > 0:13:06no romantic darkness. You can rely on me, Alex.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10And three - as long as Simon's not here, it means that he can't

0:13:10 > 0:13:14crack on to Sam, which means that Justin won't be able to rescue her

0:13:14 > 0:13:20and the rest - the blubbering and all that - won't happen.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22MUSIC PLAYS

0:13:29 > 0:13:30He's here.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Who, Justin? - No, Simon.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Hey, that stain kind of looks like...- Finland. Yes, yes, I know.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42No, more like Madagascar.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Justin alert. Keep him away from Sam.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Over and out.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58It's detective speak. I know my languages, Alex.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Just...don't let him out of your sight, OK?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ten-four, Oscar Charlie Zulu.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Surely she must have mentioned me. Simon and Samantha?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19People call us Si-mantha,

0:14:19 > 0:14:21or Sa-mon.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Actually, no, that's not very nice.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26No-one calls us Sa-mon.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27What are you doing here?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Didn't I tell you to stay at home so we could game together later?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33No, I was waiting online and the party was all over

0:14:33 > 0:14:36the internet. Bit surprised you didn't invite me, actually.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39But I'm guessing you didn't want any competition?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Smooth, huh?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46What's with the hair? Is that your dad's suit?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Sophisticated women like your sister love good tailoring.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51You have to leave now.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53No way. I haven't seen Sam yet.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Stop it. You're freaking me out.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Sam, what's going on? - Hey, how're you going?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08You're going to have to trust me on this.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10It's a loop year thing.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15So stuffing me in the shed is a loop year thing?

0:15:16 > 0:15:20What are you doing here? You're meant to be watching Justin.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- I didn't want to miss out. - On what?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23- The game.- What game?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- The "let's all get in the shed" game.- There is no game!

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Then why are we in the shed? - I'm here to keep him away from Sam.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Oh, I get it. The loop year thing, huh?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Last time round I ended up pashing her, didn't I?

0:15:36 > 0:15:40You can't stand in the way of true love, Alex.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Right! Well, I'm going to go find Sam.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46It's a bit stiff.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Wait.- Just need a bit of a lift and a jiggle.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Oh... Handle's come off.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I don't believe it!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58This is exactly what happened last time!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Well, we're going to have to stay in here

0:16:01 > 0:16:03and wait for the party to finish.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05As long as Sam doesn't find us and get Justin

0:16:05 > 0:16:07to start fixing things, everything should be OK.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Way to party, Alex. What are we supposed to do in here?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Stand around telling stories?

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Did I ever tell you about the time my rabbit Bugsy came back

0:16:15 > 0:16:16from the dead?

0:16:18 > 0:16:22Help! Help! Help, get me out!

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Alex, is that you in there?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Um...

0:16:27 > 0:16:28No.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30SHE GROANS

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- By the way, I'm Sam.- No!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Well, aren't you handy! - I'm pretty capable.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Hey, Sam. Nice party.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57What were you doing in the shed? And what did you do to the hall rug?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59If Mum and Dad see that, they'll ground us till we're 40.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Chill, Sam, it's only grape juice.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Or so I heard.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Just soak it with white vinegar. It'll come right off.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- I can give you a hand if you like. - Like? I'd love that.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16I can do it. I love stains! And Simon'll help.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18It's his fault. Isn't that right, Simon?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Let's dance, Sam.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23You should see my smoking moves!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- They've made contact, Alex. - We can still stop the pash.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30No power cut, no exploding stereos, no romantic darkness.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Wow... You really are across this.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Was there ever a doubt?

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Well...- I'll watch the stereo. You go stop Sam and Justin.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Go, go, go, go, go, go.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Are you right?- Me? I'm fine.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48You, not so sure.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Alex!- What are you on about? - I mean, you're a guest.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55You should go and have fun.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- What?- Go on, go party.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Um, OK, I guess.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05What are you doing?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Helping you clean the rug.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Idiot!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13RINGTONE

0:18:13 > 0:18:14(Mum.)

0:18:16 > 0:18:18SMASH!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Was that my phone? I swear I just heard my phone.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Yeah. Yeah, I think I heard it coming from upstairs.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Yeah, sausages! - Barbecue, yeah!

0:18:58 > 0:19:01You're not doing any cheese on toast, are you?

0:19:01 > 0:19:02No, mate, just sausages.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Yeah, good.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Keep it that way. I'm on to you.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09OK. Whatever you say, mate.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Still no drink on the stereo, Alex.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Be very, very careful.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35SMOKE ALARM BEEPS

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I just warned him. Honestly!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Aagh!

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- Check me out! I'm on fire! - We all will be in a minute!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49There's still no drink on the stereo, Alex!

0:19:52 > 0:19:53You all right, mate?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Sorry.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58THEY SHOUT AND SCREAM

0:20:04 > 0:20:06< Turn it off!

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Sorry!- Idiot.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14One less than last time. Wonder what happened to the other guy?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Still no drink, Alex.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Oh!

0:20:25 > 0:20:26There you are.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38Aaghh!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40SPLASH!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44HE COUGHS

0:20:44 > 0:20:45You OK, buddy?

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- I got the drink off the stereo, Alex.- Here.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oops. Ginger beer.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58HE GAGS

0:21:11 > 0:21:13CHEERING

0:21:19 > 0:21:21CHEERING

0:21:21 > 0:21:23LAUGHTER

0:21:25 > 0:21:29Alex! Alex! Someone broke your stereo!

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Alex!

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Oh!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35What's with the lights?

0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Ow, who's that?- It's me.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh, hello you.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45ALEX COUGHS

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Hey!- Yeah!

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Oh! Ewww!- Ooh, sorry about that.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53White vinegar should clean it right up.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56No, that's it. Enough of the freak show.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00- I'm out of here.- Me too. This party is so over.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Feel like pizza?- You bet.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Hi, I'm Sarah.- I'm Justin.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Sarah the Snake.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Yes, yes, yes! - He's leaving.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12This is all your fault!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18CHATTER

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Mum and Dad are going to kill us.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I found the fuse box under the stairs.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Oh, and I found this. - What the ...?

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Alex...

0:22:32 > 0:22:36You are so going to pay for this. All of this!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Is she calling for pizza? - I'm not ordering pizza.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40SHE HUMS ALEX'S BATH SONG

0:22:40 > 0:22:42You wouldn't, would you?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44It's bath time.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:22:46 > 0:22:48MUM GASPS

0:22:51 > 0:22:53What... what are you doing back?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55What do you mean, what are we doing back?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58We've been calling, you haven't been answering your phone.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Where is your phone?- Right here.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03SHE SENDS MESSAGE

0:23:03 > 0:23:05MULTIPLE MESSAGE ALERTS

0:23:05 > 0:23:07# Rubber ducky, you're the one

0:23:07 > 0:23:10# You make bath time so much fun

0:23:10 > 0:23:14# Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you... #

0:23:17 > 0:23:19You guys are grounded...

0:23:19 > 0:23:21forever!

0:23:21 > 0:23:25It was all Alex. He's the one who should be grounded, not me.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Mum! Mum, please listen to me.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34- Everybody out.- Out!- Party's over. Thank you, good night.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38So did it work? Did we save your sister?

0:23:38 > 0:23:39I guess so.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Not that she'll ever know anything about it.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44MESSAGE ALERT

0:23:44 > 0:23:45What's this?

0:23:45 > 0:23:49# Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you

0:23:49 > 0:23:52# Booty booty boo

0:23:52 > 0:23:54# Rubber ducky... #

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Sam, get out of the bathroom! What are you doing here?!

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Why are you wearing a shower cap in the bath, Alex?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I really don't want to talk about it.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Ever.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Man, I hate parties.