0:00:12 > 0:00:14# I'm amazed at the things that you say
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# I'd heard it all before
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Just another day
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# January, February all the same
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# March, April, May's coming back again
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Oh, why?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Cos it's the worst year of my life again
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# It's looped around and pulled me back in
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Now yesterday has come again
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Oh, no
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Worst year of my life again. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:49ALARM BEEPS
0:00:55 > 0:00:57It's exciting.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Grand final!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00The big day.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01The decider!
0:01:01 > 0:01:06I remember when my team made the grand final.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10We were on top of the ladder the whole year. Hm...
0:01:10 > 0:01:12The hot favourites,
0:01:12 > 0:01:13until...
0:01:14 > 0:01:20..Ginger Pete grabbed my jumper at kick-off.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Blatant foul. But did the ref send him off?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27No! And do you know what happened next, Alex?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29He kicked the winning goal!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33That trophy should have been ours.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Ginger Pete...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37More like Ginger Cheat!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41But I'm over it now.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- What?!- It matches your eyes.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49You did this? Why?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Me? Put red socks in with your white shirt
0:01:52 > 0:01:55just because it was your turn to do the laundry last night,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57but you didn't do it because you needed a good sleep
0:01:57 > 0:02:00before the big match - why would I do that?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02This is the most important day of my life.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03That's not saying much.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05The Mad Dogs are finally in the grand final
0:02:05 > 0:02:08and we have a chance of winning, and now I'm going to be playing in pink!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Not sure pink's your colour, mate.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Simon, give me your shirt.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- What would I wear? - Well, you're the substitute.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17And? What if something happens to the other guys?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I don't mean anything bad like breaking a leg or getting smallpox,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24just something like typhoid or mumps.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28I have to go on and kick the winning goal...become a legend.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Definitely need my shirt for that.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I can take you to the sports store.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I mean, there's still time to get a new top.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37And I can tell Simon all about that grand final on the way.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Hi, Mr King.- Hi, Maddy.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I can't wait for the match. I made a special T-shirt.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Look.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51It's a hot dog.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Of course. That's your team, the Hot Dogs.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Mad Dogs, Maddy. We're called the Mad Dogs.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Really?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02I've been shouting "hot dogs" at all your games.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Maybe that's why people are asking me for sauce.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06You think?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Come with us. Just don't get my dad talking about soccer.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13That trophy should have been ours!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Ginger Pete.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Ginger Cheat, more like.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20That's why I got my referee accreditation,
0:03:20 > 0:03:22and my coach's certificate.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24But does anyone ask me to referee these days?
0:03:24 > 0:03:29No! They'd just rather players cheat and play dirty!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30What's with all this traffic?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Looks like there's a broken down bus ahead.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh, well, the store's just down the road.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42So, we'll run and pick up a top and if you can pick us up. Come on, guys.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Why? Why did you get him talking about soccer?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Well, I didn't know he'd go on and on and on about it, did I?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53He always goes on and on and on about it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Why didn't you just change the subject? Talk about something else?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I can't. We have absolutely nothing in common.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02What about...myriapodology?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Huh?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05It's the study of centipedes and millipedes.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Look, we're running out of time so let's just grab the top and go.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Hey, there's Nicola!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- 70% off?- Wow!- That is so good.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Hey, Nicola, you coming to the grand final? My team's playing.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Go, Hot Dogs!- Mad Dogs. I'm the captain.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I'm the vice captain. I'm the substitute vice captain.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Ah, no, I'm going to the designer clothes sale instead.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40But this is the big match. Mad Dogs versus Cobras. Me versus Parker.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Everyone's going to be there, aren't they, guys?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Yeah, sure.- Definitely!
0:04:45 > 0:04:46If they're not somewhere else.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Everyone's going?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Trust me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52If you don't hurry you won't get a seat.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Walker Park, 11 sharp. Catch you there.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Sorry, mate, it's been doing that all day.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11They've only got small or large.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12But I'm a medium!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Really?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17You look like a small.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's never going to fit. You just don't want me to play.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22No, you just need to bulk up more. Drink more water.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24That spreads electrolytes throughout your body
0:05:24 > 0:05:25and helps build your muscles.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oi! What do you think you're doing?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oh, it's just that I'm a medium, and you're...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Sorry, mate. Finders keepers.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36But this is the most important day of my life.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Tough.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44You do realise if you hadn't stopped to talk to Nicola you would've...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Just saying.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You should call yourselves the Hot Dogs.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'm going to regret this... Why?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Because I can't draw dogs, even mad ones.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01They always end up with way too many legs.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Bit small?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07No, I think you look great.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Can't breathe. I'm getting a large.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12I know.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14You could call yourselves the Centipedes.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Si, get over here.- What?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Just help me.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, you're stuck.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Oh, it's OK, I'll play in your place.- Just help me!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Doesn't feel like it's shifting. - Really?!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- You got it on, how can I get it off? - I don't know, just...
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Maddy!- Maddy!- Maddy!- Maddy!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Whoa! All right!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38All right, three, two, one! Pull!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43You little hoodlum!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Si, get my bag!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Maddy, get my bag!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49There you go.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oi! You!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56ALARM BEEPS
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Hey!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04No! No! That was the... That's that kid!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09Our best chance, our only chance at winning a final...
0:07:09 > 0:07:12RUINED because of that Ginger cheat.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Can you imagine a guy grabbing your shirt...
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Hey, losers! You got here just in time...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25to lose!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Right, gather round! Not yet.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32This is the most important game of your lives.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37Win, and this joyous, glorious event
0:07:37 > 0:07:39will be imprinted on your memory
0:07:39 > 0:07:41for the rest of your lives.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Lose...
0:07:45 > 0:07:48..and everything in your tiny lives
0:07:48 > 0:07:50has been a total, absolute waste.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54OK!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Ooh. - MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:07:57 > 0:07:59What?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00What?!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- The game's off. - ALL:- What?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08The referee has been arrested, for shoplifting.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13What are they so happy about?
0:08:13 > 0:08:14They finished top of the ladder.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17So if there's no game, they win the trophy.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Oh, come on, that's not fair.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I'll ref. I'm only a substitute and vice captain.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23It has to be an accredited referee.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Face it, boys. We've lost.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Alex...an accredited referee.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30What?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32No! No way!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37It's exciting.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40It's been years since I've been on the pitch.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Pity about the turnout.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Don't get too carried away, Dad.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51You know how you are with soccer.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55What are you talking about? I just want a good, clean game.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57OK, shake hands.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Shake hands.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03CRUNCH
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Come on, guys! Woo!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Let's go, boys!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Urgh!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh, ho-ho!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:21 > 0:09:22WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- I didn't touch him!- Alex? Off.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27- But, Dad!- What?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30You pulled his shirt. It's a blatant foul. Off.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Gah!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- What's happening? - No idea.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- You're on.- I'm on?- Yeah.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'm on! My time is now! Can you believe it?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Some plank got injured. I am so sorry...
0:09:44 > 0:09:47but with you off, that means that I'm captain.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Just make sure we win.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53No worries. I'm your man.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oi, Mad Dogs!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Listen up to your captain!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26No!
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Come on, Simon!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38WHISTLE BLOWS
0:10:39 > 0:10:4112-nil.
0:10:41 > 0:10:4312-nil!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45And two of them were own goals.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I got confused. Both the ends looked the same.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51That was the best chance, the only chance we had
0:10:51 > 0:10:53of winning the grand final. Ruined!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55It was your own fault.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59You know shirt pulling is a blatant foul.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Ginger Pete may have got away with it, but I'm not going to sit back...
0:11:02 > 0:11:03I've had enough. Let's just get out of here.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11BLOWS WHISTLE
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Who's this guy?
0:11:16 > 0:11:17You!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21HE GROANS
0:11:24 > 0:11:27ALARM BEEPS
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Ahh! It shrunk!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39You. You did this. Why?!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Me? Put your delicate top in the super hot wash.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Why would I do that?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46You'd never do something like that to me.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53It's exciting. Grand final day.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55The big one! The decider!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- I remember when... - Sorry, Dad, I've got to go.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You go get 'em, tiger!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Oi, Alex. What's this?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09"Match of the Year. Mad Dogs against Cobras."
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Everyone'll be at the game to watch us win, including Nicola.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I thought you said we lost.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17We did. BUT, I know every move.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Every goal has been burned into my memory.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I know who scores, how, and when. All ten goals.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I thought you said there were 12.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Ten, 12, it doesn't matter. I'll stop them all.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Then bam, attack!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32And that's when you bring me on.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Sure.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35The thing is, we can't lose.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Nicola will watch every second of it.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40This is going to be the best day of my life.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Go, Mad Dogs!
0:12:42 > 0:12:43You got the name right.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45You've been reminding me all season.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46I made a special T-shirt.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Is that a centipede?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51No, it's a dog. A mad dog.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53It has 20 legs.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55That's pretty mad, right?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Hey, guys. I'm taking Sam to the store to buy a new top.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Do you want a ride?- We're fine, Dad.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02I'm not walking anywhere.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04How am I supposed to kick the winning goal
0:13:04 > 0:13:06if I'm exhausted before the game even starts?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- We'll take the bus. - Legends do not take the bus!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Listen, legend,
0:13:12 > 0:13:15if you get in that car, Dad will go nuts about Ginger Pete.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18The ref will get arrested for stealing whistles
0:13:18 > 0:13:20and then I'll get red carded and kicked in the guts.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Oh, and then we'll lose 12-nil.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Did you ever have a normal day last year?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Go, Mad Dogs! Put on a show.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You can do it.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35You can do it.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38What is your problem? Aside from her?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I need to use the toilet. It's your fault.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You keep telling me how drinking water builds muscles.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yeah, but you've got to do it in little sips.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47You've drunk the whole thing.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Try not thinking of running water.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Or fountains.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Or waterfalls.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Or fountains that run into a waterfall.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I wasn't until now, so thanks!
0:13:56 > 0:13:57You're welcome.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01At least we're going to make it to the game on time.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05There was a hold up here last time, but the traffic looks OK.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Hang on.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10That's what happened last...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12METAL CRUNCHES Oh, no!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Could you please try starting it up again?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Mate, I'm not trying again. I'm telling you, it's dead.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Sorry, mate, it's been doing that all day.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28The ground's only 20 minutes away. We can still make it in time.
0:14:28 > 0:14:2920 minutes? I can't wait that long.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31There's got to be something else here.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Yeah, toilet's stuffed. You'll need to get someone out to fix it.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Finally. Thank you!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- What are you doing? - Well, I need it too, now.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48All that talk of waterfalls and fountains.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Oh, how good is that!
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Oh, no!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Oh, we're going to miss the game.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Maddy! Maddy! Maddy!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Oh, how'd you get in there? It's locked.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Well, it wasn't locked when we got in here, was it?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Now help us get out.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19But I haven't got the key.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Simon, give me a boost.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26THEY GRUNT
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Looks like you're stuck.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Really? Maddy, pull. Push, Simon.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I'm pushing!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39HE GRUNTS
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Look, you're not shifting.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Let go of my leg.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52CAR ALARM BLARES
0:15:55 > 0:15:57That's weird.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59That'll be more course correcting.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Of course.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02A car roof opens for no reason.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05What's that got to do with anything?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07DOG BARKS
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Brutus!
0:16:15 > 0:16:16I'll deal with you two later!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Brutus!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Simon, you wuss!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Hey, I've got to stay out of trouble before the big match.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh, the match! We'll never make it in time.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29We could always get that lift off your dad.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30It's a bit late now.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Not really. I mean, he's right there.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Bye.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Hey, Sam!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Just don't get him started on soccer.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43There's the blue ring centipede, the redheaded centipede,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45the Peruvian giant orange leg centipede,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48the normal centipede, then there's the purple centipede.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50And then there's so many centipedes.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Right, gather around!
0:16:52 > 0:16:53OK!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:16:55 > 0:16:56What?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58What?!
0:16:58 > 0:17:02But I didn't get the ref arrested! What...what's wrong?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04My Brutus. My poor Brutus.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Some hooligans let my dog escape.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10It was an accident.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14It had to be an accident. Who would do such a thing?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'm sure he'll make his way home.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18He's out there, defenceless.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Alone. Afraid.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22I've got to go find him.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Brutus!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Where's he gone? You can't play without a coach.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31If he doesn't come back, we're going to have to cancel the game
0:17:31 > 0:17:33and award the trophy to the Cobras.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36What? You can't do that. It's not fair.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40I'll coach. I'm only a substitute and vice captain.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43No, you need to be officially trained and accredited.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oh, fine!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51It's exciting!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54It's been years since I've been on the pitch.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Great turnout, hey?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05All right. Dad...Dad, don't get too carried away.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07You know what you're like with soccer.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10I have no idea what you're talking about.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I'm just going to sit over there
0:18:12 > 0:18:15and I'm going to enjoy a good, clean game.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Yeah! Come on!
0:18:19 > 0:18:20You sure he's going to be OK?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Last time around didn't he go a little bit nuts?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24No, it's only because he went off about Ginger Pete.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He'll be fine.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37G'day, I'm the Cobra's coach.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Good luck. And may the best and fairest team win.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Hey, hang on.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43King.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Didn't we go to school together?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Sorry, I don't remember.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49How about now?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Ginger Pete!
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Alex!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11It's our ball, I think.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23What are you doing, Alex?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You're defending the wrong side!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Great work, Alex.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34That's one goal saved.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Who's the loser now?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Run at him, Alex!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44He's never going to kick the long ball!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Or maybe he will!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56That's two!
0:20:01 > 0:20:02You're free! Shoot!
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Three.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Wo-ho-ho!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Four.- Way to go, son!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Way to go, Alex!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22How'd you let that loser tackle you?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I don't know. It's like he knew exactly what I was going to do.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Five!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Six!
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Seven!
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Eight!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Yes!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- He's amazing!- Who knew?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Go, Mad Dogs!
0:21:04 > 0:21:05I've had enough of this.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18BLOWS WHISTLE
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Caution.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22It was an accident! He should get the yellow card.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24He pulled my shirt.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25I didn't see anything.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Didn't see anything? Are you blind, Ref? It was a blatant foul!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Abuse!- What?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- You're off.- What?!
0:21:33 > 0:21:34That's not fair!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Tough.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Ha-ha! Oh, bad luck!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45But then you're used to losing, aren't you?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Oh, little loser!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Once a loser, always a loser.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Loser! Loser!
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Loser!
0:21:53 > 0:21:58Yes! I am so on. I am sorry, mate, but now that you're off,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01it looks like I get to be captain.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04I'll handle this.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Dad, what are you doing?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Is that Alex King's dad?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16BLOWS WHISTLE
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Play the game, Mr King.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Ginger Pete...Ginger Cheat!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26BLOWS WHISTLE
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Goal!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37G-o-a-l!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42HE YELLS
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Ha-ha-ha!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50WHISTLE BLOWS
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Disqualified.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Sorry, son, I just... got a bit carried away.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02We were going to win and then my own dad ran out onto the pitch
0:23:02 > 0:23:06like a complete crazy person and we got chucked out of the game.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Nicola saw the whole thing.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12It was quite embarrassing. Lucky I had nothing to do with it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15But still, you came second in the grand final. That's pretty good.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I'm sorry, son. I just couldn't help it.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20It was Ginger Pete.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I don't know if you can understand this,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27but I just couldn't let history repeat itself.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Actually, I do understand.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31You do?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Yeah, I've sort of been going through the same thing myself, recently.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Oh, something in common, eh?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48That's them!
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Oi, King!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Uh, just drive, Dad.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- King!- Hey!- Get back here!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Three, two...!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09This is the most important ga...
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Ugh, bleh, agh!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Simon, give me your top.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18What am I going to play in?
0:24:18 > 0:24:19You're the substitute.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Oh, you can't do that!