Episode 8

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0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm amazed at the things that you say

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'd heard it all before

0:00:17 > 0:00:18# Just another day

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# January, February all the same

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# March, April, May's coming back again

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Oh, why?

0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Cos it's the worst year of my life again

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# It's looped around and pulled me back in

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Now yesterday has come again

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Oh, no

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Worst year of my life again. #

0:00:46 > 0:00:48ALARM CLOCK SOUNDS

0:00:53 > 0:00:54HE GROANS

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Too slow, chinface!

0:01:01 > 0:01:05You all pumped for your big cross-country race today, Slug?

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Cross-country?

0:01:08 > 0:01:09That's my boy!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's really not a big deal.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13It's just a couple of guys jogging.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I want to save my energy for soccer.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Rubbish! Think of it as training.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21A win at cross-country will prep you for a great soccer game.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24It's not about winning, it's about having a go.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Having a go and winning. Winners are grinners.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28What are you up to this afternoon, love?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Going to the tip

0:01:30 > 0:01:32with that box of waste.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Toxic waste?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Box of waste.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37From the garden clean-up.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I'm taking it to the tip.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Go for gold, son.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42You know what to do.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Win, win, win!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Who's too slow now, slug?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Ow! My filling! I lost my filling!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55You got to watch those nut bars!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- You want a lift?- No, thanks.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Walking's good.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01It's a good warm-up for the race.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Ah. It's a fine line.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06You don't want to waste any of that vital energy.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Cross-country's all about stamina.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Energy stores.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12What's that?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14It's an ankle brace.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- You're not injured, are you? - No, not yet...

0:02:16 > 0:02:17but you can never be too careful,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20especially when you want to win, win, win!

0:02:20 > 0:02:21(That's my boy!)

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Brilliant. What did you do?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Nothing. It's pretend. It's a pretend injury.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Oh, no, what happened?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I, um... I jumped over a wall.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Poor Alex.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Pretend injuries are the worst.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Cross-country running is the pits.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48It's just jogging, and lots of it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Yay! You can hang with me.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52The girls' cross-country was yesterday.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54And you're right, Alex, it was a lot of jogging.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Who won?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Nicola Grey.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00She is deceptively streamlined.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Oh, yeah.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02I'm going to go congratulate her.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04No, you shouldn't.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Come on, Toby! - Chuck it over here.- Bag!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Toby. Bag.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Come on.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17King!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- You can't hit me. I've got an accident.- Bag!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Juice!- Don't have...- Bag.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Nice one, mate.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Oh, hey,

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Nicola.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Congrats on the race.- Loser.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Um, yeah.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Congrats on getting juiced.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Ugh.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Smooth, Alex.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Real smooth.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00What's this?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's the new trophy for cross-country.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06And the winner of the boy's race goes here

0:04:06 > 0:04:09with his photo right next to Nicola's.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10I suppose so.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Side by side.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Immortalised together for all of eternity.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19You know, I love cross-country.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21It'll prep me for a good soccer match.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Lost property?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh, this is disgusting.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Why didn't you bring your own gym stuff?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Because I wasn't going to run.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Anything in there?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Why don't you run in your school uniform?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Cos Norris'll never let me. Keep looking!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41All of this to get a silly, sweaty-faced photo

0:04:41 > 0:04:42next to some girl?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Why else would you want to win stupid cross-country?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Have you trained?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Of course he hasn't.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Don't worry, Alex, I'll be your coach.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'll ride my bike alongside you, shouting helpful things.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Like what?- "Keep running".

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Why would he stop running?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57He won't. He'll have me motivating him.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I don't need motivation.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh! Score!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06No! No, there has to be something else.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Oh, my God. What a loser.- Are you serious?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13That's so embarrassing.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Right! Shut up!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23You all know the course, same as always.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27But because so many of you are lazy cheats,

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'll cheat-proof the race.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I've set up three checkpoints,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34here, here and here.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37You must get a token at each of these checkpoints.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41You cannot win the race unless you have all three tokens.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Right.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Turning left out of the school gates,

0:05:46 > 0:05:50you run past the car park and on towards St Ray.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52It goes all the way up to the park.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Do not go through the park.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Go around the park and then...

0:05:56 > 0:05:57He's the one to beat.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Norris?- Troy!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03No way I'm letting his sweaty face go up next to Nicola. No way!

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Watch it!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18..service station, and on to the right.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Four more blocks until you reach checkpoint one.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Don't, I repeat, do not...

0:06:28 > 0:06:30OK, on your marks...

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Get set!

0:06:33 > 0:06:34HOOTER MAKES A FAINT SQUEAK

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- HE SHOUTS: - Er, go, go!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39HE GROANS

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Short cut?- Cheat cut.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59So much for Norris's cheatproofing.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Keep running!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03See, he's stopped already. He does need me.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06I've stopped because there's no point even racing.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08No matter what I do, they're still going to win.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Unless you cheat as well.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Fight fire with fire.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Strike while the iron's hot.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- What's good for the goose is good for the gander...- No!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Look, Alex, you could not cheat,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21and that would mean the meatheads would end up in the trophy cabinet

0:07:21 > 0:07:23with Nicola for all eternity. So...

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I can't let that happen...

0:07:26 > 0:07:27to Nicola.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29You're cheating to save Nicola?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Yeah. Yeah! Yeah, absolutely.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35So, I figure that if we catch the number 605,

0:07:35 > 0:07:37that will drop us off just before the first checkpoint.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40You were planning to cheat all along?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- No.- Then why do you have the bus timetable in your gym shorts?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Do you really want to get started on my gym shorts?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Right, let's go.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Stop running!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- OVER LOUDSPEAKER:- Stop getting on the bus!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- OVER LOUDSPEAKER:- Stop sitting on the bus!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- OVER LOUDSPEAKER:- Stop travelling on the bus!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Oh, look!

0:08:10 > 0:08:11HE LAUGHS

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Get down, idiot! Don't let them see us!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Only two more stops and we'll be at the first checkpoint.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Might even be ahead of Parker and Howe.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39What? What is it?

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Shh.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43But why can't I see Dr Chadwick?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46He's on leave. But Dr Gillick is really nice.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Looks a bit like George Clooney.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Well, you know, sort of a dentistry George Clooney.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Dr Gillick looks nothing like Clooney.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53He's got a great big parrot nose!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Shhh!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I look like Clooney.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59You know what, I'll sort this out. Use my charm.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01No, don't!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Then they'll know I was cheating.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Dad'll blow his top.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06We just have to wait here until they get off.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, no, it's the first checkpoint!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Nice work. Really great.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18How is this my fault? You're the one that wanted to take the bus.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Look!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Lousy cheats!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Are they ever getting off?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Where is this stupid Clooney dentist, Mongolia?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Four stops past our checkpoint!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I can count!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09But if we sprint back to the checkpoint, then grab a bus,

0:10:09 > 0:10:11we're still in this. We can still win the race.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Tickets, please.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17We did have tickets, but they were only for three stops.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Then we had to stay on for four because my sister got on

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- and she had a filling and then... - Fare evading is no laughing matter.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26You will be fined in accordance with clause 27, 10.C,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28subsection 3, paragraph 8

0:10:28 > 0:10:30of the Public Transport Act.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Can't we just pay you now?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Are you attempting to bribe an officer

0:10:34 > 0:10:36at the Public Transport Authority?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37- No.- Good.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38So you two fare dodgers

0:10:38 > 0:10:41won't mind accompanying me back to the depot, then.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43We're in a cross-country race.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45On a bus?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Come on.- He would have been one of the first through.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I'm telling you, Alex hasn't been past my checkpoint.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Everyone else has.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Well...

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Keep running!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09You never went to the first checkpoint.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11You two aren't very good at cheating.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13We've blown the stupid race.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16All I want is for Nicola to notice me in a way

0:11:16 > 0:11:18that doesn't involve public humiliation.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21One lousy little photo could have changed everything.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24She might have seen it, and ...

0:11:24 > 0:11:25But what do I get?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I get to be dressed like the human scab.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I get to come in last and see some other sweaty face photo

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- next to Nicola.- What's he doing here?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- We've ended up right near school. - Ahead of Troy and all the others.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39This is excellent!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42We don't have the stupid checkpoint tokens.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45They're not stupid. They're very practical and beautiful.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46What are you talking about?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Are they...?- I got them when I ran yesterday.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Aren't they pretty?

0:11:53 > 0:11:54I saw them first.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Stop running. They're mine!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Give them to me. They're mine.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01It's more realistic if I win!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05They're mine. Give 'em back!

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Let go.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Yes!

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Right!

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Two boys, and only one set of tokens.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Detention for the both of you

0:12:24 > 0:12:28from now until the end of term.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Short cuts are supposed to be short, idiot. Less running, less work.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Parker! Howe! Detention for the rest of the term.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Thank you.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45You did so great.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Too slow, Slug.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06You know what, chinface? Have it,

0:13:06 > 0:13:08because you need all the brain food you can get.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Hey, Dad, you should wish Alex luck.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14He's got his big cross-country race today.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I sure have.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Alex doesn't need luck.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19We've been out training every morning this month.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- You're going to win, aren't you, champ?- That's the plan.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Don't take it too seriously, Alex. It's not just about winning,

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- it's about having a go. - Winners are grinners.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29That's my boy.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- You know what to do. - BOTH:- Win, win, win!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oi! Whoa!

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Yo!- Yep.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- You want a lift?- Love one. Got to save my vital energy for the race.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Cross-country's all about stamina.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44And energy stores.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47That's my boy! Hop in.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Let's do this.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Keys.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Now, remember, no running before the race.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Win, win, win!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Oooh!- Oh, oh!

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Oh, I am so sorry, Sir! I didn't see you there.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Don't touch me, King! You've done more than enough already.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24You should go see the school nurse, sir.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26You should probably go to detention, for the rest of the term!

0:14:26 > 0:14:28HE SCREAMS

0:14:30 > 0:14:35Hang on, so you're telling me that I didn't win last time round?

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Troy won.- No way.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39For the rest of last year,

0:14:39 > 0:14:41every time I walked past this stupid cabinet

0:14:41 > 0:14:44I had to look at him and Nicola,

0:14:44 > 0:14:47immortalised together for all of eternity.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50It's not exactly eternity, is it? I mean, it's not there now.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Sometimes, you got to love the loop year thing.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54So, how are you going to cheat this time round?

0:14:54 > 0:14:58I'm not. I've been training on the actual course and I'm sticking to it.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01I'm going to win it for real, on my own.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03No, really, what's the plan?

0:15:03 > 0:15:04That is the plan.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Last time I cheated, and the universe punished me.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Keep running!

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Helmet?- I'm his coach. That's what I do.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13She's really good at it.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14- Keep running!- Yeah, thanks.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17That is some really handy advice.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Thanks to her, we've got my time down to 42 minutes.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22That's two minutes under what Troy did last time.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Thank you.- Better congratulate Nicola.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Oi, Nicola!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28What are you doing?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30You don't call for Nicola to come to you, you go to her!

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Everybody...everybody knows that.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh, please.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37In a few hours, we're going to be trophy buddies.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Practically equals.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- You do this to me every day.- Parker!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Nicola!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Sorry, it wasn't my fault...

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Loren.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Bag.- Do I have to?- Bag!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Juice.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Did you beckon me?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I, um, yeah. I just...

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I wanted to say congratulations for the race.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Thanks.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Great photo, isn't it?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Yeah. Yeah, no, it looks just like you.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39"Looks just like you."

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Just... Seriously?- Yep.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Real smooth, Alex. Real smooth.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Just started training?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01You wish. Been training all week.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Only a week?

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Oh, well, it's not all about winning, it's about having fun,

0:17:08 > 0:17:09right, mate?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Right, shut up!

0:17:11 > 0:17:15If you want to know why we're starting 30 minutes late

0:17:15 > 0:17:17it's because some of us had to get our noses fixed,

0:17:17 > 0:17:21after being assaulted by bag-wielding hooligans...

0:17:21 > 0:17:22No naming names, King.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Now, you all know the course.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29But because so many of you are lazy cheats,

0:17:29 > 0:17:31I've cheat-proofed the race.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36So I've set up three checkpoints.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Here, here and here.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39Watch it!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41You must get a token at each one of these checkpoints.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45You cannot win the race unless you have all three tokens.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Turning left outside the school gates,

0:17:47 > 0:17:49and then you go all the way down. Just find the course.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51OK, on your marks...

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Get set...

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- HORN BLOWS - Go go go go go!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Short cut!- Cheat cut. - But the meatheads will win.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Nuh-uh. Troy's the one to beat.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Keep running! You can do it, Alex. Keep going!

0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Simon?- Yeah, you go on, all right?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I think I might just have a bit of a...bit of a cheeky stretch.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- All right, then.- Yeah.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Token?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Yeah.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Ah, you've got a little something...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Just something there. Just...

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Detour? There was no detour last time.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49The race started 30 minutes late, Alex.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- You changed the timeline. - I hate it when I do that.

0:18:53 > 0:18:58Excuse me! Excuse me. Excuse me, what's happened here?

0:18:58 > 0:18:59The road's closed. You can't come through.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01A broken water main.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Can I please just go through?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I don't care if my feet get wet.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07I require you to follow the detour signage

0:19:07 > 0:19:10in accordance with clause 27-3,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13paragraph 10CC-U2

0:19:13 > 0:19:15of the Public Safety Act.

0:19:15 > 0:19:20Now, what part of "detour" don't you understand?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25I have to stick to this course. It's what I was meant to do last time.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28And Troy's getting ahead. Way ahead.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30All right, rehydrate, reenergise, regroup.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31We'll think of something.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36CAR BEEPS

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Keep up your energy.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Win, win!

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Whoa.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Ah!

0:19:46 > 0:19:47My filling!

0:19:49 > 0:19:51What's all that?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's a box of waste.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Toxic waste?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01No, this is all just a big misunderstanding.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04This is all just garden clippings and worm wee, you know?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I'm in a race, surely you can let me go.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Can't I pay a fine or something?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Are you attempting to bribe an officer of the fire brigade?- No!

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Back!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16OK, let him have it.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Missed a bit.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35You've got the all-clear.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41Looks like it was indeed worm urine.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Another pretend emergency.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Pretend emergencies are the worst.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Go on, get out of here.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54It's been an hour.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Troy will have finished by now. Everyone will have finished by now.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Sorry you didn't win, Alex.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02But at least you didn't cheat,

0:21:02 > 0:21:04or steal my ribbons...yet.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I'm not going to steal your ribbons.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07What's the point?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Troy's the winner, again.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13Troy's trophy buddies with Nicola, again.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Troy's going to end up dating Nicola...- Alex,

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Troy won a race, not a girl.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Yeah, but this is how it started last time.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24They got all close over this and then by the end of the holidays...

0:21:25 > 0:21:27What?

0:21:27 > 0:21:28You were cheating.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Even though you ran fair and square,

0:21:30 > 0:21:32you were still trying to cheat at winning Nicola.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35You can't use the loop year like that. It's wrong.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38You know what?

0:21:38 > 0:21:39You're right.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I was being a cheater, but not now.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43I trained for this.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Keep running!

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Oh, keep cycling! Go!

0:22:13 > 0:22:14The magic word?

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Please!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- OVER LOUDSPEAKER: - Keep running, Alex.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32HE SCREAMS: Yes! Yes!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Well done, King.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40- You've come second.- What?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Don't get cocky.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46At 1 hour and 53 minutes, it's the slowest second in school history.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49And it's certainly not getting you out of detention.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50But...everyone else?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Nobody else got more than a single ribbon.

0:22:53 > 0:22:58Came in babbling on about detours and leaky pipes.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02They're all a bunch of cheaters if you ask me.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- HE SHOUTS OVER LOUDSPEAKER: - A bunch...of...cheaters!

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Go home!

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Go on, get...

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Everyone got lost?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Bunch of lemmings, they were.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Cute and furry?- No, stupid and lost.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15And who won the race?

0:23:15 > 0:23:16It was Troy, wasn't it?

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Then who?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22He was so slow that the detour was gone.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36What are you so happy about? You didn't win.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38But I didn't lose either.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41You're right, Alex. Runner-up takes talent.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43It's winning once removed.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44So, you lost.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh, man, I've got to go see Dr Gillick.

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Who?

0:23:59 > 0:24:02You know, the dentist that looks like George Clooney?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, him, I think he looks more like a parrot.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Thank you!

0:24:05 > 0:24:08And you look more like George Clooney.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09- BOTH:- Thanks!