0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm amazed at the things that you say
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'd heard it all before
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# Just another day
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# January, February all the same
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# March, April, May's coming back again
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Oh, why?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Cos it's the worst year of my life again
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# It's looped around and pulled me back in
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Now yesterday has come again
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Oh, no
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Worst year of my life again. #
0:00:46 > 0:00:48ALARM BUZZES
0:00:57 > 0:01:00SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Math normally goes next to science,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08but the colour blends in much better with my poetry book.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11You take locker sorting way too seriously.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Ah! You did that on purpose!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18What? Sneak up on you and scare you half to death?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Why would I do that? Why would anyone do that?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Anyway, have you heard the news?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25That there are fewer than 150
0:01:25 > 0:01:27New Zealand kakapo parrots left in the wild?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I know, it's depressing.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30No, Will Berry's got chickenpox.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- What?- Yeah, sick as a dog. Highly contagious.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yes, that's fantastic.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Why is that fantastic?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Because he's Romeo in the school play
0:01:40 > 0:01:43and the first dress rehearsal is tonight.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44So the understudy will have to step in.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I'm Romeo and Nicola is Juliet.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Yay, exciting! - I know it is, isn't it?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54And you know what happened to Romeo and Juliet, don't you?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- They die?- Yes, they die. No.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Well, yes, but before they die, they get to kiss.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Heaps. Me and Nicola are finally going to get somewhere.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05How awesome is that?!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08So, to you, one of the greatest works of English literature,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10is just an excuse for a pash?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11What's your point?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Don't get too excited. A lot could happen before tonight.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16An infected monkey could break out of a research facility
0:02:16 > 0:02:18and infect everyone to make them mindless zombies.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Nothing's going to happen.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Ow!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26That was a whole lot of nothing.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Oh, my nose!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I find out you've been bleeding on the floor, King,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31you're in a lot of trouble.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Uh, you OK?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Yeah, I'm fine.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Good. Because this is my big break, and if you're not up to it...
0:02:37 > 0:02:39It's nothing. It's just a graze.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Ugh!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Can you believe he did that?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Right before your big break.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's just snot.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Smooth. Very smooth.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Looking good.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Nice hat.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Pointy!
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Nicola, you're the perfect Juliet.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04So medieval.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Um, Nicola?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Don't worry, I'm not going to wipe snot on you.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Unless I get whacked in the nose again.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Which you will get in a minute.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Haven't you done enough? Nick off.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I'm not talking to you.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Won't that make the play a bit quiet?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh, I'll act with you. Unlike some people, I'm a professional.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25But that's it. Now, I need to get into character
0:03:25 > 0:03:29of the star-crossed lover who'll do anything for her beloved Romeo.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31So, could you please just go?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ah, sure. OK.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38So, ah, as your co-associate producer...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Attention, please! - Attention for the director, please.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Uh...they were paying attention.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Yes, I know. I was...just...
0:03:48 > 0:03:49You're welcome.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Romeo and Juliet. What's it about?
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Passion.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Love.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59It's about hate and intolerance
0:03:59 > 0:04:01and how it can defeat even the purest soul,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05no matter how the soul is filled with hope and desire.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11What are you all waiting for? The balcony scene.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Did you hear that?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14The kiss between Romeo and Juliet
0:04:14 > 0:04:16represents the battle against injustice.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Oh, so you won't be kissing Nicola in a selfish way.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20You'll be pashing for world peace.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Say what you like.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I don't care because I get to kiss Nicola.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Everything is going to plan.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Not again.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34It that part of the play, Alex? I don't get it.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Is everything all right?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Uh, fine. I've just, um, I've hurt my nose
0:04:39 > 0:04:40and I think it's bleeding.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Good. No, use the pain.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Ignore the critics.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46They're just jealous of your dazzling artistic vision.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Now they didn't think of doing Shakespeare
0:04:48 > 0:04:50nude on skateboards first.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Positions.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Scene 2, Act 2, night.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Romeo sneaks into the Capulet orchard
0:04:56 > 0:04:58to declare his love for Juliet.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Play on.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09But soft!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12What light through yonder window breaks?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Radical interpretation.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- He's playing hard to get. - More like gross to get.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26What shall I swear by?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Do not swear at all.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29If my heart's dear love...
0:05:32 > 0:05:34And now kiss.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Whoa!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ugh, not again!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Achoo!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46THEY LAUGH
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Poor Nicola! - That's totally disgusting.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Right in the face. Nice one!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- I'm going home. - I can get you a tissue!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Don't even talk to me about tissues.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Get her back or you'll be playing Juliet and...
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Toby will be Romeo.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Nicola!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oi, King, what's this?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'm pretty sure "no swords in the playground"
0:06:18 > 0:06:20is one of the basic school rules.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I'll hang onto this for the time being.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24But it's a prop for the school play.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27You're right, you can probably hang on to it better than I can.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Rehearsal's postponed till 6:00.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35They're fitting Toby's costume now.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I can still make it.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Be careful with that. I just had the bell tuned!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Show off.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Whoa!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ah!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Sorry!
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Oh, hot!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Hey, what a coincidence.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12What do you want?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15The play needs you. The whole school needs you.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19You're a star...dazzling light of shining beauty, oh, bright angel.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Well, OK.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28But first, I need to freshen up and change my clothes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Allow me.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32No! Bieber, come back!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Don't worry, I'll get him.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Oh!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45DOG BARKS
0:08:47 > 0:08:49DOG BARKS
0:08:52 > 0:08:54DOG WHINES
0:08:54 > 0:08:56BREAKS SQUEAL AND CRASH
0:09:02 > 0:09:04ALARM BUZZES
0:09:06 > 0:09:09SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Math normally goes next to science...
0:09:10 > 0:09:13But the colour blends in much better with...
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Not listening, not listening.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I will not allow my life to be controlled
0:09:16 > 0:09:18by the improper knowledge of events.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Hello!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21You did that on purpose.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Good. You hear the news?
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Course you did.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24I have, too.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27We should have used your leap year to help build a sanctuary
0:09:27 > 0:09:30for those poor creatures, and made the world a better and kind place.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32He's not talking about the kakapo parrots.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35He's talking about the fact that Will Berry has a contagious disease
0:09:35 > 0:09:39which means that I get to play Romeo in the school play.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Very clever.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44So, come on. How'd you manage to mess it up last time?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Did you insult Nicola
0:09:45 > 0:09:48and end up kissing some dweeby little year seven with zits?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50No way! Toby's in year eight.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53But, I got out of that anyway.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Don't tell me, you and Nicola actually snogged?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Close. I sneezed in her face and killed her dog.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01What part of the play's that?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03But it doesn't matter anyway, because this time
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I'm going to get my snog
0:10:05 > 0:10:08and no animals are going to be hurt in the production.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Because the universe holds no secrets from me.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Oh, not again.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14No, I, Alex King, am the master of my own destiny.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Watch and learn.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18It's as simple as...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22A, B, and...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- C.- Oh, Alex, are you OK?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Oh, that destiny will get you every time.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34It's OK. My nose is OK.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36You don't snog with your nose, mate.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Unless I've been doing it wrong all these years. What?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Are you OK?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Yeah, I'm fine.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Good. Because this is my big break.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- If you're not up to it... - It's nothing. It's just a graze.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51OK.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Come on, then. Don't want to be late for rehearsals.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Can you believe he did that? - Right before your big break.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Rehearsals. Nicola.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Pashing. Going to make it!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Other way.- Oh, I know.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Alex, you should really go to sick bay...
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Don't be silly, Simon.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Simon?- I love that guy.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16The nurse gave him the all-clear.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18She went a bit over the top with the bandages.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Looks like a mummified zombie. I like it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear,
0:11:31 > 0:11:35the tips with silver all these fruit tree tops...
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Oh, swear not by the moon,
0:11:36 > 0:11:40the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46What shall I swear by?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Do not swear at all, or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52which is the god of my idolatry,
0:11:52 > 0:11:54and I'll believe thee.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58If my heart's dear love...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Radical interpretation!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Back off if you want to keep your lips.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I think he thinks Parker is Nicola.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11If you squint your eyes and tilt your head,
0:12:11 > 0:12:12there's definitely a resemblance.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13I'm over here.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19HE VOMITS
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Ugh!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Poor Nicola! - That's totally disgusting!
0:12:26 > 0:12:27SHE SCREAMS
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Erm...
0:12:31 > 0:12:32I wonder if that hurt.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Cate Blanchett never had to deal with anything like this.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40The sword bearer's still an important member of the cast.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Don't even talk to me about casts.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Bring on the stand-in Juliet.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51"What shall I swear by" and get to the kiss.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54What shall I swear by...
0:12:57 > 0:13:01OK. Good. Um, now feel the emotion.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03HE MUMBLES
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Become the character.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Well, he got a snog.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Should have known it would have been with anybody but Nicola.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Not anybody.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17It says Juliet kisses him, not tries to eat him.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I know! She's not even a mummified zombie.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- That's enough. Hannah!- My face!
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Hannah!
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Onto Act 3.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Um, can I take a break?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I have a headache and could we come back at 6:00?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Why not? Oh, be my guest.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I bet Geoffrey Rush takes breaks all the time.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Kevin Spacey probably wanders off whenever he feels like it.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Off you go. Get up.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Nicola!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Ow! Stop it! Stop hitting me!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I'm pretty sure "not hitting people with swords"
0:13:59 > 0:14:01is one of the basic school rules.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh, it's King. Carry on.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16All I've ever wanted to do was act.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19You don't know how hard it is being me...
0:14:19 > 0:14:20having to live up to perfection.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25But when I'm on stage, I can just forget about all that.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I can be someone else.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Now you've ruined everything.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Now I'll probably never be famous, or marry a footballer.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38I hope you're happy.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52Well, I think your chances of a snog with Nicola now are pretty much zero.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55The universe seems to want you in the play, just not with Nicola.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58So, maybe it's trying to tell you something.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Yeah, it is, but it's not about the snog.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02My meddling with history has cost the hopes and dreams
0:15:02 > 0:15:04of an innocent party.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I have to set things right.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I have to get Nicola back in the play.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11We could manufacture a cybernetic arm.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Or maybe a whole body transplant.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14We just have to remove her brain.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Forget it, mate. Unless the rest of the cast break their arms,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I think she's going to stand out just a tiny bit, don't you?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- That's it!- Yeah!
0:15:22 > 0:15:23What?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27But we don't even know whose body he wants to transplant.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Why don't we fight back?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33What are you talking about?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Why don't we use Romeo and Juliet to say we won't take it any more?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40And by "we," I mean everyone who's ever been laughed at,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42or made fun of.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Like those of us who are forced to come to school
0:15:44 > 0:15:50in casts or crutches or weird head-metal-bracey things,
0:15:50 > 0:15:53only to be mocked and ridiculed.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56And I'm not just talking about broken bones, either.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00I'm talking about the four-eyed spectacle wearers
0:16:00 > 0:16:01and the acne-ridden.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06I'm talking about the ginger-haired, the freakishly tall,
0:16:06 > 0:16:10the cross-eyed, those of us who have home haircuts
0:16:10 > 0:16:12or weird packed lunches.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Why don't we celebrate that diversity?
0:16:15 > 0:16:20Aren't we all sick, lame, or deformed in some way?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22That is nothing to be ashamed of.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25We're all freaks. We should be proud of that!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27THEY CHEER
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I haven't seen him this worked up
0:16:29 > 0:16:31since he campaigned for longer sleep afternoons in kinder.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33That's the power of the snog.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36You! Run to the sick bay and fetch all the plasters,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38bandages, and crutches we've got.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41You, go to costume and grab any of the ginger wigs we have.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46And you, stay exactly how you are.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Bring me the Juliet with the broken arm.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Broadway, here I c-o-o-me!
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Great speech.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59GLASS BREAKS
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Hey, you, you're paying for that. What's your name?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48HONKS HORN
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Hey!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Still got it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh, chilli!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Bike.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Got to hide the bike.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Bieber. Bieber!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:18:45 > 0:18:46The bike!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Soft, what light through yonder window...
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Breaks? Well, yes, it is now. Like my arm.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15You just don't know when to quit.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I can't quit, and neither can you.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19The play needs you.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22The whole school needs you.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23You're a star.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27A beauteous light of shining dazzle, or something like that.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Wait there.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40If I leave Bieber alone in the house,
0:19:40 > 0:19:42he uses every room as a toilet.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Yeah, my sister's like that.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Just don't shake him. It upsets his bladder.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I knew they couldn't do the play without me.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Oh, look, there's the bus, right on time.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00It must be destiny, Alex.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Alex?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Do you think he saw us?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- DOG WHINES - Looks like we have to walk.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18What are you whingeing about? You get to get carried.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20GROWLING
0:20:20 > 0:20:23DOG BARKS
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh, yes, that's right.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Make fun of the girl with the broken arm.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- We're not making fun of... - No, we're embracing weakness
0:20:37 > 0:20:40and affliction to celebrate the downtrodden and oppressed.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Another brilliant idea of mine.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Although throwing yourself off stage
0:20:44 > 0:20:46to try and actually break a leg was taking it too far.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- So, where's your Romeo? - Ah, he's dog-sitting.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52What? When there's theatrical history we need to create?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54What are we supposed to do now?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57I should have listened to my father and become a plumber.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Anyone could play Romeo.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00After sitting through all those endless rehearsals,
0:21:00 > 0:21:02even I know the stupid thing backwards.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07What?
0:21:07 > 0:21:12Act 2, Scene 2, night. Play on.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Do not swear at all.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
0:21:16 > 0:21:19which is the god of my idolatry, and I'll believe thee.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20If my heart's dear love...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27And again, with feeling.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29That should be me.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Are you sure about that?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33After everything I've been through.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I got chased by a bus, I fell in compost,
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I almost got eaten by a huge dog.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39And that's just today.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41'Stop messing with the universe.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44'The more you try and change things, the worse they get.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45'If you do things for your own benefit,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47'the universe will course correct
0:21:47 > 0:21:49'and push things back to how they were.'
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Do not swear at all...
0:21:50 > 0:21:52You made a recording?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Well, I got sick and tired of saying the same thing over and over again.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- DOG WHINES - Why are you so restless?
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Maybe it knows you killed it last time round. Dogs are very intuitive.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03What's it picking up now?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05DOGS BARK
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Where are you going, you mutt?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09DOGS BARK
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Bieber, come to Mum!
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Bieber!
0:22:16 > 0:22:17I've got him!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20DOGS BARK
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Sit. I like your energy.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44I got him. I got him!
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Bieber!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Bieber!
0:22:51 > 0:22:52My leg.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55I saved your dog.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57My Romeo. Thank you...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Ugh!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I told you not to shake him!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Ah, what part of the play is all this?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14How would you like to play the lead in an all dog version
0:23:14 > 0:23:15of Merchant of Venice?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Cheer up, Alex.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Last time you killed a dog.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27This year you saved a dog's life.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28You're sort of a hero.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31And you did get Nicola back playing Juliet.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34And even though you didn't get to kiss Nicola,
0:23:34 > 0:23:36you did get a kiss from her dog.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38I guess you're getting closer.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's sort of less of a disaster than usual.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Right, well...
0:23:44 > 0:23:47I think I've had quite enough of this for one day.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I am off.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Where's my bike?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Um...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Why are you so restless?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Maybe it knows it killed you...
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Maybe you know it killed you last time.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08If my heart's dear love...
0:24:12 > 0:24:14If my heart's dear love...