0:00:02 > 0:00:04Wossat? Hello.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Oh.- Hey.- Sorry, Ortus.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Hey, Duckadile. Hello.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Ooh. Hi, Ird.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Whoops. Ooh.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Oh.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23It's a bright, sunny day in the garden and Wussywat is...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26PLAY FIGHTING Oh, where is Wussywat today?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Ah, there he is.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32He's with Duckadile and they're playing, er, rhubarb chase?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36No. We're playing musheteers and these are our tickly swords, silly.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- THWACK - Ooh.- En garde, Monsieur Wussywat.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41What's that?
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Duckadile is speaking another language, Wussywat.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Yes, French.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48All musketeers speak French.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Even if they are using tickly rhubarbs?
0:00:51 > 0:00:56Especially if they're using tickly rhubarbs. Ha-ha!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Oh, OK. Hum-hum.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01On your guard, then, mushy musketeers.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Whoa. Oh, pets. Whoa.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- THUD - Oof. Oof.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Tsk. Tsk. You clumsy cat.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I've got you now, D'Artagnan.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Now for the winning tickle.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Nah, I think I'll use something more, erm...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- SPLOOSH - ..squirty. Ha-ha.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Cos I love squirting, I do. Hoo.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Ha-ha. Oh, that's not fair. Musketeers don't have squirts.
0:01:29 > 0:01:36Oh, but maybe they can have shields like the knight in that book.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- SPLOOSH - Take that, musky onion.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41That'll teach you, Duckadile.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Oh, look. That knight has a horsey too.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Hmm, I wonder...
0:01:47 > 0:01:54Wow, look at all these books. I LOVE books.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57They're great for telling stories.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01If we make our own story, can you be my horsey, Ortus, please?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Well, I...
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Look, this picture's got a dragon in it. Oh, can I be one of them?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Oh, can I, please?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Well, we'd need to be very careful.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12BOTH: Oh, please, please, please.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Oh, and there's a princess in distress in that one.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Look, I can be one of those if everyone's playing.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- SIGHS - OK, then, let's all make a story.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25ALL: Yay!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Cooee!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30I am the scary dragon and I found a princess in distress. Ha-ha!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Oh, you've done it now, Mr Scary Dragon.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36I'll need saving, I will.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Princess Irdy. Oh, Princess Irdy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41It's brave Sir Wussywat.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- SPLOOSH - Ha-ha!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I will rescue you from the squirty, er...
0:02:45 > 0:02:48oh, I mean, scary dragon.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Whoa. Whoa. I'm losing my balance.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54BOTH: Whoa...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- THUD - Ooh.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Oh, dear.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Whoa.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00- THUD - Yup-yup-yup. Clumsy.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- THUD - Oof. Yup.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Sorry, Oggy. Oh, another book.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06But it's not very storyish.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Books tell you about REAL things too, Wussywat,
0:03:09 > 0:03:11not just princesses in distress.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15That's right, Ird, and it looks like that one's about gardening.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19So you can find out things that are not just stories?
0:03:19 > 0:03:24Exactly, I find out all my most interesting things from
0:03:24 > 0:03:26books, about potatoes, kites,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28rockeries, rhubarb.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Come on, your turn to be the dragon, Wussywat.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Why don't you hide so we can look for you?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Hide, Oggy.- Yip-yip. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Oh, where? Where? - Watch out, Wussywat.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- THUD - Ooh. Cor, loads of pictures.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Hoo-hoo. You've done it now.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- They'll need tidying, they will. - Oh, it's not fair.
0:03:51 > 0:03:57In this story, there is nowhere for a dragon to hide except... Oh.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Oh, books don't just tell stories.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Have you had one of your ideas, Wussywat?
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Yes. These books are about building, and dragons live in caves
0:04:10 > 0:04:14so I'm going to build a cave. Wahey!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Out of books.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21SNORING BOTH: Ooh.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Ta-da! My teeny-tiny hideaway cave.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Duckadile will never find me in here.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- I'm down there, Oggy.- Yip-yip.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34- Ooh, ssh, ssh, here they come. - Where are you, Mr Wussy Dragon?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Boo!- Whoa.- Hey. Ha-ha!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I got you, Sir Duckadile.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- I win this time.- Yes, you do, Wussywat.- Ha-ha.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46You are a clever cat.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Bye-bye.