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0:00:00 > 0:00:04- I'm Y Barf and I'm a poet - with a distinguished beard.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08- Unfortunately, my enemy - tries to stop me writing poetry.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- Her name is Arch-Elin.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- Luckily, - I've got a team of special helpers.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- My assistant, Noni, - the Little Beards...
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- ..the lumbering librarian, - Trefor Trew and many more.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27- Together, we'll beat - our arch enemy, Arch-Elin.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Y Barf against the world!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Y Barf.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Barf-ulous!
0:00:34 > 0:00:35- Sound poetry.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37- Barf-tastic!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39- Rhyme.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Muse-tache!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Limerick...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- In the depths - of the Barfwood Forest...
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- ..there's a secret cave.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- The secret cave - houses my headquarters...
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- ..Y Barf, - the hero of Welsh poetry...
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- ..and my faithful assistant, Noni.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Something is wrong.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- There's a hairy-fying hair-mergency.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- What is this - hairy-fying hair-mergency?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- My arch enemy, Arch-Elin...
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- ..wants to steal the poetry writing - skills of Welsh children.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Bristly beards, Y Barf!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Arch-Elin has left a message for me, - Y Barf.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Yes, a message from my arch enemy.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- She's called Arch-Elin...
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- ..because Elin is my arch enemy - who lives in a coffin.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39- Well, well, well.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Y Barf, the hero of Welsh poetry.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- If there isn't any poetry - in Wales...
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- ..you can't be a hero!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- I'll steal the poetry writing skills - of children.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Mwa ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- And Y Barf will disappear.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02- Mwa!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Bristly beards, Y Barf! - What are we going to do?
0:02:09 > 0:02:14- I think we should prove that - Welsh children can write poetry.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20- We need the help of our poetic pals!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- This is the one.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- It's brilliant, - but not just brilliant it's...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Oh, hello. How are you?
0:02:48 > 0:02:53- Don't answer that - because I don't care.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Yes, the big day has arrived.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- I've written a poem...
0:03:00 > 0:03:06- ..that will push me to new heights - in the bardic society.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07- Oh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- It's my passport to poetic paradise.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- What are you doing, Esnith?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- I'm trying to show - the people at home my perfect poem.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Hello, everyone!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- I'm the only one - who can talk to the people at home!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Oh, right. What's wrong?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Well, I've got an allergy.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- To what? Hard work?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- The problem is...
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- ..I can't sneeze - and my nose is full of snot.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- It's horrible.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51- Oh, Whoopie Doo!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- My poem is the best - in the world by me, Y Priffardd.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Atchoo!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Ooops!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- You Fergie!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Come back, you Fergie!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Is there peace? No!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- A-ha! Come back, you Fergie!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Oh, oh, oh...
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Greetings, old lady. - I'm Y Cynganeddwr. How can I help?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I'm struggling to cross the road.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Don't worry. I'll help you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Hup! Raargh!
0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Raargh!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- I know. I've got a poem - that will help us cross the road.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- "Look to the left, - look to the right
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- "Look left before you go
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- "Cross the street, happy and neat
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- "But run and don't be slow!"
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- That's it. Run, woman!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Run! Run! Run!
0:05:00 > 0:05:01- Um...
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Oh, no. - I think that was the wrong poem.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06- Um...
0:05:07 > 0:05:08- This is the right one.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- "Look to the right, - look to the left
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- "Look right before you go
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- "Cross the street, happy and neat
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- "But walk - and make sure you're slow."
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- That's the one.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Back we go, slowly.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Look to the right.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Slowly does it.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- That's it. Come on.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Mind the step. That's it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Alright? Well done.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- I'm going to save the world, ho ho!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- CHATTERING ON THE PHONE
0:05:50 > 0:05:51- Where are you going, Y Barf?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Where are you going, Y Barf?- - There's important work to do.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- I need to find a way - to save Welsh poetry.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- You, Y Barf, - has some important work to do.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- To beat Arch-Elin...
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- ..your challenge is - to write a rap about yourself.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- You have to do this - whilst juggling eggs!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- This is Y Barf's Bonkers Ballads!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- A rap is halfway between reciting - and singing.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- You say the words - to a definite rhythm...
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- ..and the lines - contain a lot of rhymes!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Your time starts now!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- "Y Barf is my title, being pretty - isn't vital for my recital
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- "I'm six foot in elevation, - my teeth are my own creation
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- "I rap with alliteration
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- "My purple beard needs a spruce - but what is the use?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- "I don't like orange juice!"
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Oh, no! This isn't as easy - as I thought it would be.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- I need some help.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- This is the team who will help me.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- The Little Beards.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04- Y Barf!
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- The children of Wales are - wearing beards to fool Arch-Elin...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- ..so she doesn't recognize them.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- They're about to add to your rap.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Look at this.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- "This is me, James, - and my toys fill a box
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- "I like to play with them - when wearing pants and socks."
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- "My name is Mani, - I'm friends with everyone on Earth
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- "My cheeks and my smile, - I've had from birth."
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Can our lumbering librarian, - Trefor Trew...
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- ..tell us more about the rap?
0:07:44 > 0:07:49- I can feel it pressing on me today.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50- BREAKS WIND
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Well, good heavens.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- How are you, my people?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- A very warm welcome to you all...
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- ..to my haven - for harbouring hardbacks!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- My name is Trefor Trew - and this is where I live.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- BREAKS WIND
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- You're very lucky today. - Yes, you are.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Because I've found a rap.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Yes, and this is a rap - that will help Y Barf.
0:08:22 > 0:08:28- This is from the famous book - of Dafydd Dafydd Ffosyffin.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- This man was very important - in the old art.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- The old art of rapping.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- Right, then.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- This is it.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Oh, there's a lot of dust on this.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Aa... aa... tchoo!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Atchoo!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55- Oh, great.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Trefor can't help us - to revive the old art of rapping.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- Who can help us?
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Oh, dear. We'd better hear more raps - from the Little Beards.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- "My name is Cai - and I live in Pontypool
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- "Everyone in my family - think that I'm a fool."
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- "Yo, I'm Col and I'm all fired up
0:09:18 > 0:09:23- "I've had a great time - watching the World Cup."
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Oh, yuck! Poetry!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Who were those smelly little people - wearing beards?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- And what were they doing?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Rapping?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35- Grrrrr!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37- Grrrrr!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44- Up! Come on, Nan.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46- Up! Up! Up!
0:09:47 > 0:09:48- Away. Come-bye, Nan.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- How are you, boys?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- And how's it hanging today?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- It's hanging well for me, thank you.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Myrddin ap Dafad's the name.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- I'm a sheep farmer.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- And as you can see, - Nan is hard at work.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- I might be a farmer - but I'm also quite a poet.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- Woo, he, he, he! Yes, I am.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Are you ready for this one?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- "The country - is much better than the town
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- "It's cleaner - and a little more brown
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- "It smells just a bit
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- "And the fresh air keeps you fit
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- "But it's good for a..."
0:10:34 > 0:10:35- SHEEP BLEATS
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Who said that? - Which one of you said that?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- They'll regret that.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Away, Nan!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- She isn't listening now.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- That's animals for you!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Hi, I'm Glyn Odl.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- The pitch of the poet.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- The poet of the pitch.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Alright!
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- As a footballer, I've been lucky - to see the world's best teams.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Today, I want to welcome - one of those teams to my home.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25- Um...
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- No, they're here.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- They're so small, - you can hardly see them.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- It's the Flea Valley team.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- "It's a great team - but some think they are small
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- "They're legendary players - but less than an inch tall."
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- No, they are there.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45- Listen.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Hello, boys. How are you?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- CHATTERING
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- They've been kind enough - to play a game for us today.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- First, let's see - who gets to kick off.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59- Heads or tails?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- SPLAT
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Mammy!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Rubbish Rhymes!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Hey, this is poetry.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- So!
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- Listen to this.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- "The old hairy wart of my Granny
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- "Is grotesque and really quite ugly
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- "It has flies - in every nook and cranny
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- "The old hairy wart of my Granny."
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- "The old hairy wart of my Granny
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- "Makes me hide - when she visits the family
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- "Because it's really yucky
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- "The old hairy wart of my Granny."
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Let me do one.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- "The old hairy wart of my Granny - is the colour of a brownie
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- "It really isn't dreamy, - the old hairy wart of my Granny."
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Give it here.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- "The old hairy wart of my Granny
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- "It's living which is quite uncanny
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- "Stay away or you'll be history
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- "Thanks to the old hairy wart - of my Granny!"
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Oh, I'm keeping that.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- You need music to rap properly.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- I've got it all sorted.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- JAZZY MUSIC
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Bring it on, Dil!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Ha, ha, ha!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- She's a little gem. Call me!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Wah, wah, wah, wah!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- IMITATES A CAR HORN
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- I'm Dilwyn Jones - or Dil Jo to my friends...
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- ..but you can call me DJ.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03- Look here. A desk, decks and discs.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08- They are ready for me, DJ Dil to - create a ripping rhythm for a rap.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Here we go.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- "The bossa nova
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- "I listen to it on the sofa."
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Ha, ha!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- "Ah, rock 'n' roll
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- "It makes your body lose control."
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- "Punk is better than funk."
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- But, no.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- None of these are suitable.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43- STREET MUSIC
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- The sound of the street.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49- Yeah!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Safe!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- "My name is Madison - and I like to take some snaps
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- "I like to dance all weekend long - until I just collapse!"
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- "This is Mr Rainsbury, - he's merry and he's witty
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- "He spends time with us, - we think he's smart and pretty!"
0:15:11 > 0:15:12- Great, Little Beards!
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Hello and welcome to Rhaglen...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- ..with me, Jin Blin from Aberdeen.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- I know it rhymes.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- That's not an invitation - for you to do the same...
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- ..because I hate poetry!
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- I'm joined in the studio - by Tomos Watkin.
0:15:45 > 0:15:51- "Tomos Watkin, that's me. - I'm fun, jolly and merry!"
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- I've warned you once before.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Less of the rhyming.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- "I won't say a word, - my sweet, little bird!"
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- What did I tell you?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04- Alright.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Tomos Watkin - is here to show us his collection.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- What do you collect?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Cow dung!
0:16:14 > 0:16:15- Are you serious?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Are you serious?- - Of course I am.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- These are my - most valuable specimens.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Brown gold!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- "Money in my pocket - for a hand full of dung
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- "If you ask me, - it keeps me looking young!"
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- How many times - have I got to tell you?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Oh.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- I'd better go - and check on the cattle.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- I think we should go for a break.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Oh?
0:16:53 > 0:16:54- Not bad.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- The Mystery - of the Poetry Writing Machine.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- In a kitchen in Wales...
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- ..Beryl is busy - singing out of tune.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Goo, goo, gaa, gaa.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Cwtchy, cwtchy coo. Mami's coming.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Aleen? You're late!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- But Aleen, Beryl's son, isn't home.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- He's on his way to see his father, - Gwyddno ap Snydd, in his laboratory.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Something is worrying him.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26- Dad?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Yes!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Can I have a lift to school?
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- I want to go in early - to practice rapping with my friends.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- I don't have time - to take you to school.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- I'm about to reveal a new, - incredible device to the world!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- What?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- It's crucial and essential...
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- ..that we keep the device a secret.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- It'll be rubbish anyway!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- I heard that and I saw it too.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- After working hard - for many hours...
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- ..Gwyddno unveils - his new invention to his family.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- Hm-hm.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Without further ado, - I'm delighted to unveil...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- ..the Poetry Writing Machine!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- It looks beautiful, sweetheart.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Well done!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- But what does it do?
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- It writes poetry. - It's a Poetry Writing Machine!
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- This is a revolutionary machine - that writes poetry.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- The first in the world!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Can it like, write a rap?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- No, it can't write a rap.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45- Does it use alliteration?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Does it use alliteration?- - No, not yet.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- BREAKS WIND
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- What are you doing there? - Where did you come from?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- At least Baby - will appreciate my device.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Let's write some poetry - about animals.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- What's your favourite animal?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Woof, woof!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- A dog.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- A dog.- - Well done, Baby.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Baa, baa!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Oh, and a sheep.
0:19:17 > 0:19:23- Right, let's turn the dial - to nursery rhymes.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Get ready to be amazed.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Will Gwyddno ap Snydd's - machine work?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Join us next time for...
0:19:33 > 0:19:38- The Mystery - of the Poetry Writing Machine.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Well, hello and how's it rhyming?
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Sali Malu Hughes - at your rhyming service.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00- Do you know that inspiration - can strike just like that?
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- But sometimes, - you need a bit of help.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10- And that's why I'm here today...
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- ..in the great outdoors.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Oh, look at that.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Isn't nature wonderful?
0:20:19 > 0:20:24- "Oh little butterfly
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- "Oh little butterfly
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- "Slowly sailing through the sky
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- "I really don't want to sound rude
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- "But I don't want to be...
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- "But I don't want to be..."
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Raargh!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- GROWLING AND ROARING
0:21:05 > 0:21:06- Raargh!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Wait a minute, I've got it.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17- "But I don't want to be your food!"
0:21:17 > 0:21:18- That's it.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Where did it go?
0:21:21 > 0:21:22- Where did it go?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- What?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30- Ooops!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- It's time to prove to Arch-Elin...
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- ..that it's impossible to stop - Welsh children from rapping.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44- TELEPHONE
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Hello?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48- The rap is ready.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Thanks, ta-ra!
0:21:50 > 0:21:51- Stubble-pendous!
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- "My name is Madison - and I like to take some snaps
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- "I like to dance all weekend long - until I just collapse!"
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- "This is me, James, - and my toys fill a box
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- "I like to play with them - when wearing pants and socks."
0:22:18 > 0:22:23- "My name is Cai - and I live in Pontypool
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- "Everyone in my family - think that I'm a fool."
0:22:28 > 0:22:33- "Yo, I'm Col and I'm all fired up
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- "I've had a great time - watching the World Cup."
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- "My name is Mani, - I'm friends with everyone on Earth
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- "My cheeks and my smile, - I've had from birth."
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- "This is Mr Rainsbury, - he's merry and he's witty
0:22:52 > 0:22:56- "He spends time with us, - we think he's smart and pretty!"
0:23:00 > 0:23:01- Who were they?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03- Are you trying to fool me?
0:23:04 > 0:23:05- I'll get you next time.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Welsh children won't be able - to do a thing apart from rapping!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- You'll see!
0:23:16 > 0:23:17- Pah!
0:23:18 > 0:23:23- Our challenge continues but - we'll save Welsh poetry once again.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Y Barf against the world!
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