0:00:02 > 0:00:04'Behold, the secrets of the Dracula Clan.'
0:00:04 > 0:00:07We are vampires.
0:00:07 > 0:00:12'As told by four vampires and one hideously drooling drudge.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15'Each with their own side of the story to tell.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Vladimir Dracula.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Also known as Vladdy...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Yes!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31..Vlad, and The Chosen One.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37A spiritual leader of the world's vampire clans.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41What an honour when I, Bertrand De Fortunesa,
0:00:41 > 0:00:45was entrusted with guarding Vlad and fulfilling this destiny.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47A momentous responsibility.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52One I wish to share with future vampire generations.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56So, I will set down here, in this journal...
0:00:58 > 0:01:03..an account of the events that shaped Vlad's rise to glory.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10And how, under my tutelage, he was an unprecedented success.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13In keeping with most vampire clans,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17the member of the Dracula family possess the most abhorrent qualities.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Back-stabbing treachery...
0:01:18 > 0:01:22You devious, conniving, witch.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25..unscrupulous craving for power...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30..and a taste for random acts of cruelty.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35In short, everything you could possibly hope for
0:01:35 > 0:01:38in a bunch of undead, black-hearted vampires.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42As young Vlad was growing up, his role model was
0:01:42 > 0:01:47the head of the family, the Prince of Darkness himself, Count Dracula.
0:01:51 > 0:01:58The most infamous and revered vampire for centuries.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02His reputation for bloodlust was notorious.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I want blood and I want it now!
0:02:05 > 0:02:10His refusal to show mercy to his victims was legendary.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Time for dinner.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16And he had a nifty way with a bedtime story.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19And so the sweet, young princess was bitten.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22And the evil vampire lived happily ever after.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Dad, I'm too old for bedtime stories,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27and I'm too young to be sleeping in a coffin!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Ah, you're never too young to learn good habits.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Now, it may seem a bit dark and scary at first,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37but don't worry, Daddy's here to nail you in.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39The Count made it his life's work
0:02:39 > 0:02:42to raise his son in the grand vampire tradition.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Is Vladdy-waddy lonely? You're supposed to be my son and heir!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I never chose to be, did I?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Rise!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Take it out on the monkey, why don't you?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Lock up your teddies, they'll be scared of you, now.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04For a traditionalist, like the Count,
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Vlad's modern thinking was hard to swallow.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I am not eating that, it's alive.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Oh, don't worry, Vlad, everybody gets first-bite nerves.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21You need some practice until you're old enough to start on the peasants.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Be a brave boy, and bite the bunny.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29I'm not biting the bunny. I'm not biting anyone.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35You're a vampire, start acting like one!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Family frictions grew ever more intense
0:03:38 > 0:03:44as clashes between father and son became more frequent.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Go to your room!- But Dad!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Vlad could sound off to his wolfhound, Zoltan.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I hate being a vampire, it really sucks.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Isn't that rather the point?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57And confide in his friendly slayer, Erin.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00But there were some things he couldn't even tell them.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03So he poured out his darkest thoughts into a private
0:04:03 > 0:04:06and top-secret notebook.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10A secret document whose contents were never to be revealed.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Which he really shouldn't have left lying about.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24I've got to get this off my chest. There isn't a nice way of saying it.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Dad's a pain in the bat-wing.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31I know that's harsh, but, we just don't see eye-to-eye.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33What are you wearing?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I've joined the Scouts, is that all right?
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Not till there's breath in my body.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43No son of Dracula wears a woggle.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49He sees me as one enormous vampiric let-down.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51And now that I'm a threat, too,
0:04:51 > 0:04:55it isn't exactly making for happy families.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Silence!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- You can't tell me what to do any more.- You think you can defy me?
0:05:04 > 0:05:09I am your father, don't ever forget that!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Then what are you waiting for?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Bite me.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I suppose things were easier when I was younger.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Dad might have been a quick-tempered bloodsucker
0:05:24 > 0:05:26who fire-balled the roof first
0:05:26 > 0:05:28and didn't bother to ask questions later,
0:05:28 > 0:05:32but at least I knew where I stood.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34But The Chosen One business has changed all that.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Do you think I'm The Chosen One?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Don't be daft, you're a rubbish vampire, there's no way it's you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Thanks.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47If only Robin had been right.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53No such luck, though.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55CRASH
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Like it or not, wearing the crown of The Chosen One was my destiny.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03RUMBLING
0:06:07 > 0:06:10You know you are The Chosen One
0:06:10 > 0:06:15when you sacrifice the life you love to save the family you love.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27RUMBLING AND SCREAMING
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Argh!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43HE SCREAMS
0:06:47 > 0:06:48That's my Vladdy.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Vampires, be gone!
0:06:54 > 0:07:01I was The Chosen One. Leader to hordes of devious, biting vampires.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03My worst nightmare.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Now things between Dad and I could only go from bad to worse.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Because as my powers started to develop,
0:07:11 > 0:07:15I was able to do stuff, like this...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And this...
0:07:21 > 0:07:23And this...
0:07:25 > 0:07:27HE CRIES OUT
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Vladdy, I just think we need to be more sensible.
0:07:32 > 0:07:38We? There is no we. All right?
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Well, what a wonderful view it is up here.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46If Dad and I continue fighting like this,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49somebody is going to get really hurt.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55And it isn't going to be me.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58For the Count,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01accustomed to being lord of all he surveyed for centuries,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05the power shift between son and himself was troubling.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10At his wit's end, he sought advice.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16DRACULA HUMS MERRILY
0:08:16 > 0:08:21Renfield, I require an amanuensis.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I need you to send a letter to my baby brother Ivan, Stateside.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I need you to be my amanuensis.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31How do you mean?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Just write down what I say!- Oh. If it's an aman...
0:08:35 > 0:08:39am..ata...bestibestis you're after,
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- look no further. It's not going to hurt, is it?- No promises.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Dear Ivan, you mad, bad bat out of Hell,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I've been reminiscing about the old days.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Remincing about the old days.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56What ecstasy it was to be undead on those long, hot summer nights
0:08:56 > 0:08:58back in the old country.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Hungry for knowledge about ancient vampire tradition, about etiquette.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04About eating cats.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Putting into action everything our father taught us.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08DISTANT SCREAMING
0:09:08 > 0:09:11A good night's slaughter, little brother.
0:09:11 > 0:09:1275 peasants. HE BELCHES.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14And I haven't finished yet.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Bravo!- I got myself a takeaway.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22WHIMPERS
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Just how I hoped it would be with my own fanglet and heir.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Come to measure me for my coffin?- No.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- But good thinking, we can do that later.- Can't wait.- Neither can I.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41This will bring us so much closer.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46We can go out flying and hunting and terrorising together,
0:09:46 > 0:09:48father and son.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53- No! I'm not you, Dad. I never will be.- But you will be a vampire.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- There's no escaping that.- Then at least let me have three more years.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59No!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03It's time you grew up and accepted some responsibility.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08I did imagine he'd outgrow this defiance with age.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- I'm disappointed in you, Vlad. - You always are.- You lack discipline.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19You're insubordinate, and worst of all, you never listen to me.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- You never listen to me.- I don't need to. I know what's good for you
0:10:23 > 0:10:27and like it or not you have to learn in order to fulfil your potential.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33But, dear brother, it's a thorny business
0:10:33 > 0:10:36when a young fang becomes a fully-grown bloodsucker.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41I recall there was a certain amount of huffing and puffing
0:10:41 > 0:10:44when your own boy, Boris, reached that fickle age.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49- Any last requests?- Yeah, can we do this a different time?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54You're not going anywhere, Doris.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Then again, coming of age can bring all sorts
0:10:56 > 0:10:59of hidden personality quirks to the fore.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03For all we born vampires,
0:11:03 > 0:11:07facing the blood mirror on our 16th birthday is a momentous occasion.
0:11:08 > 0:11:14- Boris?- Son.- And it certainly brought out the beast in Boris.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Lock up your daughters! Look at you!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21What a transformation!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Boris turning into a homicidal maniac,
0:11:23 > 0:11:27draining you and I, his own father, and uncle, of our powers...
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Boris!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34..in a bid for total dominance over the Dracula family.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39How gratifying, and yet, unsettling it must have been for you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I own this family. No-one can stop me.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I'm the king of the world!
0:11:46 > 0:11:51To be honest, there's been the odd locking of horns going on here, too.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52I'll say.
0:11:54 > 0:12:01SHE SINGS
0:12:01 > 0:12:06'Vladdy just doesn't appreciate the importance of tradition.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08'Especially the bit about biting whoever you want,
0:12:08 > 0:12:10'whenever you want.'
0:12:10 > 0:12:12VLAD'S FINGERS SNAP AND SHE STOPS SINGING
0:12:15 > 0:12:17What do you think you're doing?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I was just about to ask you the same question.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24That song is Transylvanian, she must be from the Old Country.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- It's years since I've had a home-cooked meal.- No, you can't.
0:12:32 > 0:12:38I'm your father. Pick a fight with me, boy, and you will lose.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I said, no.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I'm so sorry...
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Just...
0:13:03 > 0:13:10'To conclude, Ivan, your advice on this matter would be most welcome.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13'Your ever-hating brother, Count Dracula.'
0:13:14 > 0:13:18So, as you can see,
0:13:18 > 0:13:23just the usual vampire father-son thing going on in the Dracula family.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Young Vlad has been shaped by his parents, especially his father.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32But not necessarily in the way that the Count hoped.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Vlad has shown himself to be very much his own vampire,
0:13:37 > 0:13:40and that has meant rejecting everything his father holds dear.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Much to the Count's dismay.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47So, all that is left for the mighty Count Dracula is to hope
0:13:47 > 0:13:50there will always be a part of Vladdy that is his father's son.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Only time will tell whether he will be disappointed.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Renfield!
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Arrange a carrier raven for my missive and await further orders.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Right away, master. But first,
0:14:08 > 0:14:12time for a little dictation of my own.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22My father, he was a man of many parts...
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Here, write that down.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Oh, it's just me.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36My father,
0:14:36 > 0:14:42he was a man of many parts.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48'I wouldn't say he was a bad father.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50'He was the worst, cruellest,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53'unkindest father you could ever imagine.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56'Yeah, that's nearer the mark.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00'Until the day he met the most grizzly, gristly end
0:15:00 > 0:15:03'at the fangs of Zoltan and his wolfy pals.'
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Renfield Senior had this habit of skulking outside the castle.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09You have to remember,
0:15:09 > 0:15:13I hung out with a bad pack of hell-hounds in those days.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Ahh...anyway.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18One moonless night, my muchachos and I ambushed someone
0:15:18 > 0:15:19by the south tower.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23By the time we realised it was Renfield Senior,
0:15:23 > 0:15:27all that was left of him was what's in my basket.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Urgh!- Oh, no,
0:15:35 > 0:15:38that's a little accident I had earlier. The bone.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45So he took his secret to the grave?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47No longer a problem.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Oh. - ZOLTAN SIGHS.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56And that was that.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Until young Master Vlad got the notion to bring back my dad.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04He got it into his head that Renfield Senior
0:16:04 > 0:16:07might possess the knowledge he desired above all else.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11The secret of how to get out of becoming a vampire.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16So, he got his mitts on my most private manuscripts,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19studied their monstrous contents,
0:16:19 > 0:16:24and used what he learnt to carry out an unspeakable act of dark alchemy.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Bringing my dad back from the grave.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41ZOLTAN WHIMPERS
0:17:01 > 0:17:03DRUDGE GURGLES AND BREATHES
0:17:03 > 0:17:05ZOLTAN WHIMPERS
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- It lives!- And it's naked.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20What have you done?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Who are you?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28'Seeing him once more, it all came flooding back.
0:17:28 > 0:17:34'The scorn, the insults, the constant fear of Chinese burns.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37'The man who made me the quivering bag of nerves I am,
0:17:37 > 0:17:40'lived and breathed again.'
0:17:40 > 0:17:45- Why have you never liked me, Dad? - Because you're weak.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50I told you not to let them Draculas walk all over you. But look at you.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53You've got their boot marks all over your back.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- The Count's not really like that. Deep down.- Deep down nothing.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I let him and his father get away with treating me like dirt
0:18:00 > 0:18:05because it was always, "We'll grant you immortality one day, Renfield."
0:18:05 > 0:18:07But did they?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Did they cods.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Even after I offered to let them drain your blood
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- on your 18th birthday.- What?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, I thought you knew that.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22On reflection, a syringe and eight empty milk bottles
0:18:22 > 0:18:26was not the 18th birthday present I had been expecting.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Apparently, your dad's running riot up at the castle
0:18:31 > 0:18:35and you're the only one who knows enough about alchemy to stop him.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36But I can't.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'm too weak.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Renfield, we've been through this before. You're not weak.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- It's time for you to stand up to him.- But there's no point,
0:18:46 > 0:18:48now Dad's going to destroy my master.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51What?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54'My father made my life a misery.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57'It has only been the constant indifference and ingratitude
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- 'of my master...- Renfield.- ..That has helped rebuild my confidence.'
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- Do you want these worms in your face?- I'd rather eat them.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09'And now it was time for me to thank him for all those unkindnesses.'
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Argh!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14'By standing up to my dad.'
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- I'm not going to let you hurt my master.- Don't make me laugh!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20You won't stop me. You haven't got the bottle.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24See, you're rubbish.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Now clear off, mummy's boy!
0:19:27 > 0:19:31You keep Mum out of this. She was twice the man you are!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32She was weak, like you.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37"You are so dead."
0:19:40 > 0:19:42What's that? What's happening?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45The antidote to regeneration.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Second rule of alchemy, always be prepared!
0:19:48 > 0:19:52You're going back to where you came from, a bone in a dog's basket.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54No! You had to pick now to stand up to me, didn't you?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57You snivelling, little...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01So that was that.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Goodbye, Dad.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Again.
0:20:08 > 0:20:14Funny, really, how little family resemblance there was between us.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17But I like to think it's just one of those genetic quirks
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- that makes the world such a fascinating place.- < Renfield!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23< Have you seen my daughter?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- No, master.- < How very galling.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29< I remembered something vile I wanted to say to her
0:20:29 > 0:20:32< and I'd hate to forget it before I could pass it on.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Sure you have.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Wouldn't want to leave Ingrid out of Vlad's story.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Not that she'd let that happen, especially now.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51Ingrid Dracula, daughter of the Prince of Darkness,
0:20:51 > 0:20:54bane of her brother's life and now...
0:20:54 > 0:20:56queen of the video bloggers.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59The role of the daughter in the vampire family unit
0:20:59 > 0:21:01has always been simple.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06Keep quiet, keep out of the way, and keep the castle tidy.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08And that has got to change.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12And that's where Ingrid Dracula's blog comes in.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15The self-help guide for the modern vampiress.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Sisters, we all know the feeling.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22The vampire world is stuck in the Middle Ages.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25You can be as evil as you like, but if you're wearing a skirt,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27no-one's interested.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Now, fly into my arms. Come on, fly! Fly like a bat.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Dad, this is stupid.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36It's not stupid, it's fun.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Now, come on, every young vampire must learn how to fly.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- So, why haven't you taught me yet? - Oh, Ingrid, I've told you,
0:21:43 > 0:21:45it's because you're a girl.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48You might go to any kind of lengths to impress,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50to get people's attention.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Sit!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55To show that the female of the species
0:21:55 > 0:21:57can be as deadly as the male.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59SHE CACKLES
0:21:59 > 0:22:04You think I'm going to stand back and watch you inherit my castle,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06you're more stupid than he looks.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Do you think I like being Count Junior?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Dad's waited 600 years for a son and heir.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14It would have made my life a lot easier if I was born a girl.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19You know, you really shouldn't say that out loud.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'm going to show Dad why I should be his favourite.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I'm going to be the biggest troublemaker this school has seen.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32Ooh, opening an umbrella indoors, that's bad. You go, girl.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Dad's not going to be impressed by that.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38ALARM RINGS
0:22:38 > 0:22:40'But somehow, however hard you try to be evil...'
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I stand corrected. I'm wet.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46'..it never seems to work out.'
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Wait till my dad hears about this. - You won't have to wait very long.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Vlad's probably telling him as we speak.- Vlad?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Van Helsing suspended him and Robin over the fire alarm.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- They're in a lot of trouble because of you.- No!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01PARTY HORNS AND CHEERING
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Bravo, Vlad, bravo!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07THEY HOWL
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- I'm guessing the school rang you, then?- Suspended!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Vlad, I knew you could do it!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Haven't we all wondered what it would be like
0:23:19 > 0:23:22to have our talents noticed by the head of the house?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Just once.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25As if.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Although, there was that one time.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Hey, princess, how's it hanging?
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Dad, I want you to look into my eyes. Deep into my eyes.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42You know, Ingrid,
0:23:42 > 0:23:46you really are growing up to be a lovely young lady.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Really?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I've been reading your school report
0:23:49 > 0:23:52and I just know you could do a whole lot better.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I am here for you. We can sit down and work this thing out.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58You want to spend time with me?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00As long as it takes.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03But you never want to spend time with me.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05That's all going to change.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I love you, Ingrid.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I love you, too, Dad.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Hey, what is it, sugarplum?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28This is wrong. You're wrong.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32That doesn't count, though. He'd been hypnotised.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36So, what's needed? The answer is obvious.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40What we need is women in power.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45Or should I say, sneaky, treacherous women in power?
0:24:45 > 0:24:49I'm cancelling this right now.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- How do I do that?- You don't. Only I can cancel the contract.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57You devious, conniving witch.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01You say all the right things.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03'My mother, Magda. So evil,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06'so selfish, so in control. It's what you need to be,
0:25:06 > 0:25:10'sisters, if you want to get on in the vampire world.'
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Hello, darlings.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15'She has what I call the three D's.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18'She's decisive, devious...'
0:25:18 > 0:25:19I think that sounds fair.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22'..and a tiny bit deranged.'
0:25:22 > 0:25:26Isn't she just the most evil woman in the world?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29'And like mother, like daughter.'
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I'll decide what I MUST do.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37'So when the day came for me to take control of this family...'
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Because I'm in charge now.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42'I seized it with both treacherous hands.'
0:25:42 > 0:25:43No!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Traitor!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I never tire of remembering that day.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53When, for a while, at least, the tables were turned.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Power, sisters.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57It's a wonderful thing.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02And after you've tasted it once, nothing else will do.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08So, to conclude on how growing up in a dynasty of dysfunction
0:26:08 > 0:26:12has shaped the next Dracula generation?
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Ingrid Dracula has developed a strong streak of resentment
0:26:17 > 0:26:21and ruthlessness, which has made her a force to be reckoned with.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26Vladimir Dracula, possessor of the most awesome powers,
0:26:26 > 0:26:28but reticent to use them for evil's sake,
0:26:28 > 0:26:32as each days passes he eclipses his father a little more.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Meanwhile, the Count himself is a formidable but fading force.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Like a cornered beast, he's unpredictable, dangerous
0:26:39 > 0:26:41and often deranged.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46A threat to enemies and family and drooling drudges alike.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Master, a letter from your brother.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Ah, well, here's hoping it's useful advice.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Otherwise I'll be looking for the nearest, hideous drooling drudge
0:26:58 > 0:26:59to take out my annoyance on.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I won't do the accent. Ahem.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Yo, big bro.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Sorry to hear about your issues with young Vladimir.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17My advice is threefold. One, plenty of tough love.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Two, make him take lots of cold showers.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26Three, if all else fails, a straightjacket can work wonders.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Follow these simple steps and you should be fine.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33They certainly did the trick with my Boris.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Well, they did until he proclaimed himself judge, jury and executioner,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39slayed the Grand High Vampire,
0:27:39 > 0:27:43tried to murder you and ended up as a pile of dust.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44But what can I say?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Boys will be boys.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Master.- Ahem.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53You're not angry, are you?
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- CLATTER - Argh! I'll take that as a yes.
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