0:00:02 > 0:00:03Behold, the secrets of the Dracula clan..
0:00:03 > 0:00:06We are vampires.
0:00:06 > 0:00:12..as taught by four vampires, and one hideously drooling drudge,
0:00:12 > 0:00:15each with their own side of the story to tell.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Vladimir Dracula.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Also known as Vladdy...
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Yes!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31..Vlad, and The Chosen One.
0:00:32 > 0:00:37The spiritual leader of the world's vampire clans.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41What an honour when I, Bertrand De Fortunesa,
0:00:41 > 0:00:45was entrusted with guiding Vlad in fulfilling this destiny.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47A momentous responsibility.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52And one I wish to share with future vampire generations.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56So, I will set down here in this journal...
0:00:59 > 0:01:03..an account of the events that shaped Vlad's rise to glory.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Yaaaah!
0:01:05 > 0:01:10And how, under my tutelage, he was an unprecedented success.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14In keeping with most vampire clans, the members of the Dracula Family
0:01:14 > 0:01:18possess the most abhorrent qualities. Backstabbing treachery...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21You devious, conniving witch.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25..unscrupulous craving for power...
0:01:25 > 0:01:26SHE LAUGHS
0:01:26 > 0:01:30..and a taste for random acts of cruelty.
0:01:31 > 0:01:37The most famous of all vampire dynasties, and absolutely clueless.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Evil, yes. Organised? Definitely not.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46When he came to work for the Dracula family,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49there were many skills that Bertrand De Fortunesa,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52the wise and learned scholar of vampire lore, had to hone in Vlad.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Good work, Vlad.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Not least amongst these, how to be a master of strategy,
0:02:00 > 0:02:04a schemer with a plan up his sleeve and the ability to carry it out.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07The threat from slayers has always been real,
0:02:07 > 0:02:11but the teenage Vlad was reluctant to have an anti-slayer strategy,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14because he was convinced he could lead a normal life,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17and that slayers and vampires could live in peace.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23This is Stokely, they have...zebra crossings.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26So, unless you want us to get chased out of town again,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I suggest we make friends with the slayers.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Friends?!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Vampires and slayers can never be friends.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- We're opposites, we're sun and moon, life and death, stake and...- Chips?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Anyone?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Vlad's obsession with peace meant that he was losing sight
0:02:44 > 0:02:48of the need for a clear strategy to combat potential threats.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52And however much he might wish it wasn't true,
0:02:52 > 0:02:56that included the threat from slayers.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Even when a particularly loathsome
0:02:59 > 0:03:01pair of slayers crawled
0:03:01 > 0:03:03out of the woodwork at school...
0:03:03 > 0:03:06There we are, son. Stokely Grammar.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Blood and garlic!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12..Vlad simply stuck his head in the sand.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16I'm going to find a way for vampires and breather - sorry, people,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18to get along.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20No more fighting.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Get ready to fight, weirdo.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Well, you've certainly got your work cut out.- Shut up, weirdo number two.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- I won't fight you.- Good. That makes it easier for me!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Vlad's attitude lacked bite,
0:03:34 > 0:03:40and it's all in here, in his not-so-secret secret notebook.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44"Another strategy session today with Bertrand. I just don't get it.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47"The tricks, the scheming..."
0:03:47 > 0:03:50The tricks, the scheming, it does my head in.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Firstly, because what's wrong with honesty, and telling the truth?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Nothing, as far as I'm concerned.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00And secondly, no-one needs to tell me about dreaming up plans
0:04:00 > 0:04:01and schemes.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I've got a plan.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04I've got a plan.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07When the situation demands it, I always come up with something.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Leave it to me.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10I've got a plan.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14A plan is just common sense, isn't it?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Here's the plan. We run away. You two go first.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21While they're looking for you, I rescue Robin.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24We leave the country and meet up again in Uncle Ivan's place
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- and hide out there until the heat's off.- No.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Sometimes, it's about doing a little bit of research.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37And sometimes, it's about thinking on your feet.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Like when Dad had been captured by Van Helsing
0:04:40 > 0:04:42and handcuffed in his caravan.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43You're going to give me the names
0:04:43 > 0:04:46and locations of every vampire you know.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Jonno, step outside.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- But dad!- You can't send him outside.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- He'll miss all the fun. - Now, Jonno.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08We're moving?
0:05:16 > 0:05:21Dad needed rescuing, and it was down to me to get him out of there.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24And all it took was a little hearse-power.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Part one of the plan had run like clockwork.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Create a diversion, and stop Dad from getting staked.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Part two was trickier, mainly because...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36..there WAS no part two of the plan.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Go left!- Go right! - Go faster.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42TYRES SCREECH
0:05:42 > 0:05:45The element of surprise had given us a little time.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47The stake, Jonno! Grab the stake!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50But Dad was still in danger of getting a stake through the heart.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Aaah!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Or at the very least...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55One of his five a day.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Hungry?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Me, too!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00But what I found out is,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03if you keep calm, even when everyone else might be losing the plot...
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- I told you I should drive. - You don't know how to drive.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Well, that makes two of us, then.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Atchoo!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11..then things generally work out OK.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18See? All, it took was one disgusting, snotty sneeze
0:06:18 > 0:06:21from Renfield, and everything was OK.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23What was everyone getting so stressy about?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Dad!- Not now, Jonathan, I'm kind of busy.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28The hearse is gone!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Something tells me this isn't going to end well.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Shame! And we were having such fun!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Au revoir, mes amis.
0:06:46 > 0:06:52Relying on luck, or, even worse, on brainless breathers,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54is reckless in troubled times.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00And that's why Vlad needed to knuckle down and take my lessons seriously.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06However, there is one member of the Dracula clan
0:07:06 > 0:07:10who needs no help from anyone when it comes to schemes and strategies.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13She's even passing on tips these days, in her video blog.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18Sisters, to be a successful vampiress in the modern world,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20strategic thinking is vital.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Whether your plan is big or small, think quickly, think clearly,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28think deadly.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Always be at least two steps ahead of any simple-minded male
0:07:31 > 0:07:33unlucky enough to be in your path.
0:07:33 > 0:07:39I started small, initially, making the lives of two inconsequentials...
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- Hey.- Hey, Jonathan. - Jonathan.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42..a misery.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Is that a coffin?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Yes. Got a problem with that?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51No.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I mean, yes!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You won't get away with it, you beautiful freak!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03All I want is a coffin.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Is that too much to ask?
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Um, Ingrid, it's none of our business, but...
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- You're not dying, are you? - Dying? Me?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Pay attention to this bit, girls. Top quick-thinking moment coming up.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well...
0:08:19 > 0:08:24I don't expect I'll be doing much breathing after my 16th birthday.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27BOTH: Oh, Ingrid.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Even back then, I was always alert.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33They love me, they love me.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36They love me, they REALLY love me.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38"Ingrid In Need." You're sick.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39So it would seem.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I don't believe you, pretending you've got a terminal illness,
0:08:42 > 0:08:44just to get a few presents.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Aw, sounds like someone's jealous.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Come on, then. Let's go and make some money.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57That's one brave young lady.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59There are times of course, though,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02when even the best-laid plans end up being overtaken by events.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Who cancelled the gala?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10I did.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14No-one mocks the Van Helsings.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
0:09:20 > 0:09:22CHAINSAW BUZZES
0:09:22 > 0:09:24No!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25- It's a miracle! - She's cured!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Shut it!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29I'm warning you.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Step away from the coffin.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I guess there's no allowing for a deranged woodwork teacher
0:09:37 > 0:09:42with a chainsaw, who turns out to be a stake-carrying slayer.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48But it's important not to get disheartened.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Remember, there are no such things as failures.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Only lessons to be learnt that will lead to future successes.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00And operation Ingrid In Need was nothing compared to
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Operation Ingrid In Complete Control Of Her Entire Family And Universe.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It's all about having a vision,
0:10:06 > 0:10:11picking your moment and seizing the opportunity.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13So, when a visiting netball team arrives at school,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16that doesn't just mean a boring sporting fixture
0:10:16 > 0:10:17is about to take place.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20It means a chance for world domination.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- This isn't the sports hall! - Oh, my mistake.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32All I did was unleash the evil that was already in them.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36I mean, have you ever SEEN a netball match?
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- What have you done to us? - Given you a gift.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Made sure you all stay young and beautiful forever.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53So! You'll miss your families. Well, get over it.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57You know what? They were only going to disappoint you, anyway.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Well, mine have.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04It's always hard adjusting to new situations,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06but you're doing this for the greater good.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- What greater good?- Vampiress liberation, of course.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Wear a skirt in my world, and you might as well wear
0:11:13 > 0:11:16a sign around your neck saying second class citizen.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19It ends today.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22The revolution starts right here, right now in this...
0:11:23 > 0:11:26..toilet.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29But vision and quick-thinking won't be enough on their own.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33What you will also need to be is an expert in the powers of persuasion.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38To put it simply, that means twisting people's minds.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42There's a vampire war coming, Renfield.
0:11:42 > 0:11:48- Which side will you be on? - My place is with the Master.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51You're already as loyal as a dog.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Dad will never bite you, no matter how much you beg.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Master WILL make me immortal.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- When?- One day.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00I could do it today.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03If you join us.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Come and meet the girls.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Well, what do you think?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Do I get a uniform?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25MUSIC: "...Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# Oh, baby, baby,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30# How was I supposed to know
0:12:32 > 0:12:34# That something wasn't right here... #
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Renfield...
0:12:36 > 0:12:37# Oh, baby, baby,
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# I shouldn't have let you go... #
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Mm...
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Renfield...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Renfield...
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Voila. Renfield twisted around my evil little finger...
0:12:50 > 0:12:51BURP!
0:12:51 > 0:12:56And my private army refreshed with the family cellar's finest vintage.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm, er... I'm ready, Mistress Ingrid.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Oh. And very important, this next bit.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07When you make a deal, especially with an idiot drudge,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10break it in the nastiest way possible.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I'm not sticking my fangs in that.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- No, go on, please. - Get lost, Renfield.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Um...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20But Master will throw me in a slime pit
0:13:20 > 0:13:21when he finds out what I've done.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Hm! This day gets better and better.
0:13:25 > 0:13:32She's a wonderfully evil maverick, Ingrid. Ruthless and effective.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35How much easier my job would have been
0:13:35 > 0:13:38if a girl had been allowed to be...
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Well, they aren't. And she's not.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Now more than ever, clear strategic thinking is vital to
0:13:50 > 0:13:53survive as a vampire in the modern breather world.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56For Vladimir to achieve his destiny,
0:13:56 > 0:14:00his strategy needs to be razor-sharp, executed to the letter.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Admittedly, Vlad has an instinctive talent for getting out of trouble,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06but it's in need of refining, especially
0:14:06 > 0:14:10since his tolerance of breathers makes everything more complicated.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13His sister, on the other hand, needs lessons from no-one
0:14:13 > 0:14:17when it comes to cunning and devious plans.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20As for their father, the Count, sad to say,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23when it comes to strategy,
0:14:23 > 0:14:27the Count is prone to inconsistency, error, and...
0:14:27 > 0:14:32..well, he's far too reliant on his rag-ridden, flea-infested breather.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37Les memoirs de Renfield. Chapter 11.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Master...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41And Servant.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48The close bond between my master, Count Dracula,
0:14:48 > 0:14:53and myself has actually grown over the years.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Yeah.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59The Count knows that he can depend on my loyal service,
0:14:59 > 0:15:02and my keen strategic brain.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07And I've always enjoyed assisting my master in coming up
0:15:07 > 0:15:09with new forms of punishment.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Ah, ow, ow!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- I think you should know that I am in agonising pain.- Perfect.
0:15:13 > 0:15:19Mention that again, and I will remove your privileges.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- I don't have any privileges.- Then I shall find something else to remove.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28But...
0:15:28 > 0:15:31I think what makes my master cherish me
0:15:31 > 0:15:36most is the way he can always call upon me in a crisis.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I'll never forget the occasion
0:15:38 > 0:15:41when he had a bit of trouble with the crown of power.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50We couldn't fathom it. Everyone who put it on ended up a pile of dust.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Who is going to find themselves third time lucky?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Ahem-hem.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03And whose turn was it next?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Count Dracula!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Hee hee!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Well, it's been a long night, we're all tired.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Why don't we get some rest and something to eat,
0:16:23 > 0:16:27and I - I'll be crowned tomorrow night, hm?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Great.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29That's decided, then.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34The Master was in a tight spot.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37How lucky he was, then, to boast a manservant with the nimble fingers
0:16:37 > 0:16:42of a sturgeon, and the cunning of a badger.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I have come up with a foolproof plan to save you.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I have made an exact replica of the Crown of Power.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Uh?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55That is an utterly stup...
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Stupenduous idea.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58With a fake crown,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I can be Grand High Vampire without taking any risks.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Renfield, you're not such a mindless,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05slobbering idiot after all.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh, thank you, Master!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Ta-da!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Another speciality of mine was security.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34The setting of a good booby-trap is a delicate skill that only a few
0:17:34 > 0:17:36truly master.
0:17:37 > 0:17:43But my finest hour, my piece de resistance,
0:17:43 > 0:17:48my legion de d'honneur was...
0:17:48 > 0:17:50the sun-catcher.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Renfield! Here, now.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56The sun-catch... Oh.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Hold that thought.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Who am I talking to?
0:18:01 > 0:18:06Move it, Renfield! These coffin hinges won't oil themselves.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11And I need the undead skin between my toes exfoliated.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13It's not right.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18A once-mighty vampire, happy to rely on a breather for everything.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Aaah!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24In dangerous times like these,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26we need to take control of our own destiny.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32Especially now there are so many hostile factions out there.
0:18:37 > 0:18:43Power-hungry adversaries rising up when and where you least expect it.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Not expecting that.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I am Sethius.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49The Chosen One.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52You can't be.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Vlad is the Chosen One.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Are you calling me a liar? - No!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Anyone else want crushing?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Let him go.- Make me.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You've got guts.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Vlad knew he had a fight on his hands with this deranged
0:19:32 > 0:19:35rival on the scene.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38But would he have what it takes to outwit him?
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Like I say, when I need to, I can come up with a plan.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45It wasn't difficult to see that Sethius was one clove
0:19:45 > 0:19:49short of a garlic bulb, and was going to cause total chaos.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53I have a vision of the future.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55A vision of the perfect vampire world.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59And I'm here to make it come true.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03I will lead us in a war against breathers,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06and we'll bite every last one.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11With our food all gone, we'll fight one another,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14and anarchy will reign supreme.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19The ultimate state of evil will have been achieved!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Ha ha!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Ha ha ha ha!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26You're crazy.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31That's what the old vampires thought, in my day.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33So they locked me up in the book.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38But now I'm out, and the fun can begin.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I had to stop him.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45No hanging around to discover if we had the same definition of fun.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- We need to play for time. - Why wait?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Let's finish him now!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52He's a maniac, but he's not stupid. We need to take him by surprise.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I'll need you to build me a sun-catcher, and I'll keep him
0:20:55 > 0:20:59occupied till the sun comes up, and then we can make our move.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05Where was I? Oh, yes. The sun-catcher. My finest invention.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Combining a thorough knowledge of the theories of physics,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11an encyclopaedic understanding of geometry,
0:21:11 > 0:21:14and a hefty helping of total guesswork...
0:21:15 > 0:21:19..and eventually, my masterwork was complete.
0:21:20 > 0:21:26Now, this isn't something you find yourself saying every day, but...
0:21:26 > 0:21:31when it came to the sun-catcher, what Renfield did was total genius.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36The sun-catcher? Completely...overrated.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40What really saved the day was the sense of clear-headed logic
0:21:40 > 0:21:43and strategic planning I'd instilled in Vlad.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48What happened next was a triumph for the wise
0:21:48 > 0:21:52counsel of Bertrand De Fortunesa.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Start here, and bite our way south.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59It'll be fun watching them scrambling for the boats,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02crawling over each other, trying to escape.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Some of them will get away, but most of them will fall to our fangs.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08It's nearly sunrise. If we can keep him
0:22:08 > 0:22:12busy till first light at six, we can let Mother Nature take him down.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- But how are you going to get him outside?- I'm not.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I'm bringing the sunshine in.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23At dawn, a shaft of light will hit the school crest, here.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26But how are you going to get Sethius to be on this exact spot at that
0:22:26 > 0:22:28exact time?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Many fangs make light work.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Then it was time for the really tricky bit.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Getting everyone to cooperate.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40I'm not like Sethius.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I want vampires and humans to live together in peace.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Is this what you want?
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Carnage and chaos? You tried that in Stokely, and look how that ended.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54You can help him with his master plan, and everyone dies.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Or, you can help me.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01We need blood, but this is the 21st century.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05We can set up blood banks to feed vampires all over the world.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08No more biting, no more slaying.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11You want power, not annihilation.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Work with me, and I'll give you the status you've always craved.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- You're really going to stop Sethius? - I'm going to try.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Are you with me?
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Your choice?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Deal.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33We're in.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Tell us what you need us to do.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Talk about a first!
0:23:39 > 0:23:45Ingrid, Dad and Bertrand working together, with the slayers. Result.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- All in position. - Thanks, Renfield.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Remember, wait for my signal.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54It was a time for cool heads.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56For not panicking.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00For a little bit of cooperation, for once.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02And...
0:24:02 > 0:24:03For some acting from Dad.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Right.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13My dear Sethius...
0:24:14 > 0:24:17My family would like to show our support for your...
0:24:17 > 0:24:22vision to create anarchy, by presenting you
0:24:22 > 0:24:24with your first breather to bite.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- No, Vlad, please let me go! - Take her as a token of our respect.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Well!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35This is more like it.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Was it really necessary for all that unpleasantness?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42We're finally on the same page.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45The one here that says I have the power.
0:24:47 > 0:24:53And I think it was your blood that filled in the first page, here.
0:24:53 > 0:24:59So, it's only fitting that you're the first one to go.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02CLOCK CHIMES SIX
0:25:05 > 0:25:12Every story has a beginning, and every breather has an ending.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16CROSSBOW LOADS
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Ah, ha ha ha!
0:25:28 > 0:25:36Did you really think I was so stupid? No-one beats Sethius!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Aaaah!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Job done.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Thanks to me and my invention,
0:25:58 > 0:26:03the Master, and Master Vlad, were safe.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Job done.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Thanks to a little bit of teamwork,
0:26:06 > 0:26:10my hopes of living in peace with breathers were still in one piece.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Job done.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Thanks to me and my tuition,
0:26:15 > 0:26:19there was one less power-crazy maniac about the place.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22One of the toughest challenges facing the Chosen One is getting
0:26:22 > 0:26:25the Dracula family working in unison,
0:26:25 > 0:26:28demanding the most developed powers of planning and strategy,
0:26:28 > 0:26:32and made all the harder by Vlad's insistence on peace
0:26:32 > 0:26:34between slayers and vampires.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38To succeed, the Chosen One needs to harness the evil
0:26:38 > 0:26:41and deadly potential his whole family have to offer,
0:26:41 > 0:26:45and, from experience, that is easier said than done.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50And just when it looked like this shouty Sethius fellow was going
0:26:50 > 0:26:54to cast a shadow of depraved misery,
0:26:54 > 0:26:57it was I, Renfield,
0:26:57 > 0:27:03who rallied to save the Dracula family for generations yet unborn.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07And just as well I did, because, well, let me tell you,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09the rest of them - hah!
0:27:09 > 0:27:16- Ahem.- Ingrid and Bertrand, too busy looking after themselves as usual.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Vlad, too wishy-washy, obviously.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21And the Count.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Well, what can you say about the Count?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27He's no spring chicken, bless 'im.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32And it is well known that once a vampire reaches 600 -
0:27:32 > 0:27:36and he's a little bit over 600 - they do lose their speed of thought.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Is it me or is it...cold in here all of a sudden?
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- BOING! - Ow, aaah!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Not again.
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