0:00:15 > 0:00:17Now fly into my arms.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Come on fly! Fly like a bat.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Dad, this is stupid.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24It's not stupid, it's fun! Now, come on,
0:00:24 > 0:00:28every young vampire must learn how to fly.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32- Why haven't you taught me? - Ingrid, it's because you're a girl.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Look,
0:00:33 > 0:00:38- I've got to get to school. - You did it! You flew!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40From the table to the ground.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Oh, my son and heir!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Where's my money bag?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Dad, for the last time, I can't... believe it!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51I can fly!
0:00:52 > 0:00:57You're not seriously giving him £10 for that?! That's so unfair!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Oh, Ingrid, darling,
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I shall never understand this irrational jealousy
0:01:03 > 0:01:05of my favourite child.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Vlad, let's see you flying from up there.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09What?!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Erm...- Yeah, come on. Let's see you in action.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I'd love to, but... I'd better not be late for school.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Bye.- I wouldn't be treated like this if Mum was here.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Well, she isn't, is she?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27So tough peasants!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Dad, what are you doing?- Sssh!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Vampire surveillance.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Can't we give slaying a rest?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43No, we can't. I know Vlad's a vampire! I just need to prove it!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- No, what you need is help!- Ow!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Thank you, boys. Just down here will be fine.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Not YOU,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58the bag! Go on, scram!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Ooh. Someone got out of their coffin the wrong side!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Ingrid's sulking cos I can fly, and she can't.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07You'll be flying through the window if you carry on!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Oh, and by the way...
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mum says hello.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Mum?! You've spoken to Mum?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- I've asked her to stay for a couple of days.- You did what?!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Don't you want to see her?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Which mum are we talking about?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I'm thinking of the back-stabbing witch from hell!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Cool! She sounds like a proper vampire.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30You two haven't got a fang between you.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Just you wait till I'm 16, Branagh.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Are you OK, Vlad? - Yeah. Why shouldn't I be?
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Gotcha!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49THUD!
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Ow.
0:02:54 > 0:03:01So, I carry the one, and add up the columns, which makes...
0:03:01 > 0:03:053,921?
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- Correct!- Wow. I never realised doing homework could be so much fun!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13You're joking. I'd rather have my tongue pulled out.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Don't say that when Mum gets here. Wouldn't want to give her ideas.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21You think she'll turn up after letting us down?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Mum doesn't care about us.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- She ran off with a werewolf, get over it!- Werewolf?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31This gets better and better! Is he coming too?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Ignore her. My mum is NOT coming to stay!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Hello, darlings.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Oh, is that the time? Come on, Robin.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Oh, Mum, I've missed you. I hate living with Dad!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01There, there, don't cry. No, really, don't.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02It's Versace.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06And how's my little Vladdy?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Goodness, haven't you changed?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Not that much, I haven't.- Oh, Vlad,
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I didn't recognise you.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17SPLUTTERS AND COUGHS
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Who let the skunks out? Oh, it's you, Mistress Magda.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You're still around, are you?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Take my case up to the spare coffin, serf.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I'll see you all at dinner. Or for dinner, even.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Your mum's awesome!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yeah, isn't she?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Dad'll be so pleased to see her.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47- Out!- But Bun-Buns...? - And don't call me Bun-Buns!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Now go on, back to that manky dog you left me for!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Patrick and I have been having some problems.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- And you came crawling back to me, eh?- I thought I'd pop in
0:04:59 > 0:05:02for a drink and a chat. I brought our favourite tipple.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07"French Aristocrat 1792"!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12There's a spare towel in the airing cupboard.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15But if I catch hide or hair of that werewolf,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18you're straight out the door, psycho!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Wow! That's beautiful!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Just seeing the two of you back together.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I am so over her.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Did you think there was a bit of chemistry then?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33ORGAN PLAYS
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Is this your idea of a sick joke?
0:05:37 > 0:05:42- They're Mum's favourite.- You know what I mean. Dad'll get hurt again.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Dad, the cold-hearted Prince of Darkness?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Ow. These trousers are pinching a bit.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52What are you wearing?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Hot stuff, eh? If Patrick can pull it off, then so can I.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- Ow!- Dad, you don't need to dress up, just be yourself.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- You and Mum were meant to be together.- Yeah, until she left us.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Stop being so NEGATIVE!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Don't you want us to be a family? - Not if she leaves. And she will.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16We don't need another vampire trying to bite people's heads off.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19How many people have I attacked since we got here?
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- Dad, we've had 11 different postmen. - Master Vlad has a point.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Hey! Let's get rid of her. I can put garlic in her soup.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Renfield.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Do you want these worms in your face?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'd rather eat them.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42RENFIELD SCREAMS
0:06:42 > 0:06:45DOG BARKS
0:06:47 > 0:06:50You hear that, Jonno?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Another innocent victim of the evil Count Dracula.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- You actually saw him bite someone? - Yes.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Sort of.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00No.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Well, sharpen the wooden stakes. The guy's clearly a vampire!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08They're vampires. There's even a mother vampire. I heard it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Dad, trust me. I spend all day with Vlad.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- I think I'd know if...- That's it! - What is?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Here's me doing all this secret surveillance
0:07:17 > 0:07:18when you're in his class.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Jonno, you will be my mole!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Mole? I'm not being anyone's "mole".
0:07:27 > 0:07:28I'll be your special agent.
0:07:28 > 0:07:34Hey, that's my boy. Special agent. Code name...
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Mole.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43So, how do I look, Vladdy?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Desperate?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Fantastic!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Mum's never going to come back and live here.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53And why would we want the world's worst mum back anyway?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57She's selfish, manipulative and totally evil.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Hi, Mum.- Vlad, darling,
0:08:06 > 0:08:07why do you hate me?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I don't...hate you.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I just don't want us all to get hurt again.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I mean, how long are you gonna stay this time?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, that's down to your father, isn't it?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22THUMP! ORGAN PLAYS
0:08:22 > 0:08:28I know I've been a bad mother, but we all make mistakes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I just wish we could be a family again.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Well, Dad's not falling for it this time. Are you, Dad?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Oh, Magda.- Oof!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Oh, Bun-Buns.- Welcome home.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44THUMP! ORGAN STOPS
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Now Mum's back, I want Vlad's room. - That sounds fair.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Hang on, Dad gave ME that room. Didn't you, Dad?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Vlad, just do as your mother says. - But, Dad!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58It's me, your son and heir.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Vladdy. You're not going to let them take away my room, are you?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'm going on a chat show
0:09:04 > 0:09:08called Mum's A Two-Timing, Blood-Sucking Vampire,
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- My Dumb-Wit Sister Asked Her To Live With Us!- Get over it. Mum's back.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Until full moon when she runs off with another werewolf.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19OK, firstly, that's not going to happen.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21And, secondly...
0:09:21 > 0:09:22I've got your room now.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Sucker!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26BANG!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- That's it, I must get rid of her. - Are you serious?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- She'll ruin it all. Dad's thrown me out of my room.- Worse things happen.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39It's not just that. She's done this ever since we were little -
0:09:39 > 0:09:43turns up, promises the world, then leaves.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I can't go through it again.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51OK, it's a bit radical but there is one way to get rid of her.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Remember what your dad was saying?
0:09:54 > 0:09:58If he found hide or hair of that werewolf, she'd be out the door.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Mmm, nice idea, Chloe, but where are we going to find werewolf hair?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Eh? Uh, I'm just going for a...
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Um...
0:10:08 > 0:10:09No-o-o-o-o!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12And, of course, we'll need a bigger coffin.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Magda, please, I'm trying to sleep.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18ZOLTAN HOWLS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What was that?
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- Sounded like a...- Werewolf hair! All over the upstairs bathroom.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27What?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Mum, you can sneak your boyfriend in
0:10:29 > 0:10:31but tell him to clean round the plughole.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Out!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- But, Bun-Buns...?- Go on, out, witch!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Dad, please, just give her one more chance.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- You can give that room back to Vlad.- What? Just because Mum...
0:10:50 > 0:10:51..Betrayed us all?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I warned you this might happen.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Aargh!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Ooh!
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Ah... Bun-Buns, it's still daylight out there.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I mean, where am I supposed to go?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07It won't work.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- You say we should help the homeless.- Robin, it's a nice idea,
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- but we can't just have any old tramp...- Ahem.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17..homeless person staying in the...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hi. I'm Graham.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Please allow me.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33No, I've got it!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I've got it!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Let go.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39THEY SQUABBLE
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- So, Vlad, now we know the truth. - What truth?- The werewolf hair.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I'm sorry you had to find out about your mother.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06- Yeah.- You defended the family honour, you know what that means.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Dad, I'm leaving.- Right, cheerio.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12I'm not joking. Let Mum back or I'm walking.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14OK. Oh, and Ingrid...
0:12:14 > 0:12:15close the door when you leave.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19You've asked for it. I'm going to the Branaghs',
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I'll get attention round there.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Oh, there must be something in this house I can eat!
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- Sorry you didn't like the carbonara. - Ah!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Who's this then?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Oh, that's us at our wedding.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I bet you broke a few hearts when you got married.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Actually, we never got married. I couldn't see what was in it for me.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- It's a celebration of love and commitment.- If Dad dies,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Mum gets everything.- Robin!- Robin!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Excuse me.- Really?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01So if I was to marry Countie, for example,
0:13:01 > 0:13:05and he happened to meet with a... violent accident,
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I'd get the castle?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Yes, but it doesn't look like he'll marry you now, does it?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13DOORBELL RINGS
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, don't all rush at once(!)
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Chin up, Magda.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25- Lots of people would give their right arm to marry you.- Yeah.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Well...
0:13:29 > 0:13:33..it's the NECK I'm after.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Mum!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Ingrid! What are you doing here?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I've left Dad. From now, I'll be living with you.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Oh, wonderful(!)
0:13:47 > 0:13:49ZOLTAN SNORES
0:14:00 > 0:14:05- Dad? It's the middle of the night! - Exactly.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Time for your next flying lesson. - What?- Go on, out boy! Fly!
0:14:09 > 0:14:14- Fly like the wind!- But, Dad, I can't fly!- But I gave you £10.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16All right, I lied.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Oh... Oh, well, never mind.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Night, Vladdy.- Is that it?
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- Aren't you at least going to say you're disappointed?- How could I?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I mean, if it wasn't for you finding that werewolf hair,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33that cheating mother of yours would still be here,
0:14:33 > 0:14:38running her ice-cool fingers through my hair.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41You really love her, don't you?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Love her?!
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Whatever gave you that idea?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Night, Vlad.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05- Ingrid?- Yes, you can carry my bag. - Why would I want to carry your bag?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09What's your mum's favourite music? I'm doing a compilation CD.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- What, for my mum?- Sad, isn't it?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Do you think she'll like this?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Argh!
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Argh! Argh!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- All right, Ingrid?- YES!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28How's Mum?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29What do you care?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I hope she wasn't feeling too guilty,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34you know, about the werewolf hair.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Mum's FINE. Sends her love.- Really?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41What do YOU think?!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49So there's your target, Agent Mole.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Go over there and get them talking.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Find out if the mother's arrived.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55And, remember...
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- act normal. - Huh, look who's talking(!)
0:16:03 > 0:16:05What's up with you?
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Nothing's up. Apart from ketchup sandwiches, AGAIN!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13So no twinges of guilt about the werewolf hair?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15No! I definitely did the right thing.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20It's just... Dad does seem really upset.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25I mean, what if him and Mum were meant to be together?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Hey, dudes, mind if I join you?
0:16:28 > 0:16:29BOTH: Yes!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Thanks. So I hear your mum's visiting?
0:16:33 > 0:16:38- You heard wrong.- Hey, Vlad, does your mum like slugs at all?- Robin!
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Oh, right, yeah, mum's the word, absolutely.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45But it's so cool having her living at ours.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- BOTH:- Robin! - Really?
0:16:47 > 0:16:48No!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54You sup with the devil and you'll become one!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Have you any idea what was in that sandwich?!- Tomato ketchup.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00And half a beetle... Eurgh!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02ROBIN: Come on. Let's go.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- So it wasn't blood? - Of course it wasn't blood.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Maybe you're not cut out for this. What have we learned? Nothing.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12So you knew Vlad's mum was living round the Branaghs', did you?
0:17:14 > 0:17:19So it's true then? The Countess herself has come to town.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I think it's time we paid her a visit.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- "Vermin Busters"?!- Clever, eh?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- And you reckon we won't get recognised?- No.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Bye, Mr Van Helsing.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Right, that's it, I'm going home.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Jonno!- No, Dad. You're just so embarrassing!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42From now on you're on your own. Goodbye.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54DOORBELL RINGS
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Good afternoon, Madam. Vermin Busters here.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06I believe you may have some unwanted guests in your house.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- I beg your pardon? - I'm here to exterminate vermin.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Vermin?- Yes, vermin!
0:18:12 > 0:18:18- Pests! Parasites!- I think you may have got the wrong house.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Behind you. Vamp... I mean, vermin! Vermin.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27What?! Magda, you mean? How dare you!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29She may come from a different cultural heritage
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- but that's no excuse for bigotry! - But...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I'm sorry about that, Magda.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Call me for a free extermination!
0:18:41 > 0:18:46Good day, Mr Vermin Buster! I'll put this rubbish straight in the bin.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Actually, no, I'll take that, thank you.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53I may have some "vermin" of my own to attend to.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01So, are the twins not falling at your feet any more?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- I thought they went for the whole vampire look?- They do.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- So what's the problem? - Mum is the problem.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I wish I'd never asked her to stay.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- I did warn you she might be trouble.- Trouble?!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16She's a selfish old witch! You know what?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- I'm glad Dad chucked her out. - Really?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22She deserves everything she gets.
0:19:23 > 0:19:29So...if, for example, it turned out that I hadn't
0:19:29 > 0:19:34- actually found werewolf hair in the plughole.- Vlad...
0:19:34 > 0:19:40did you or did you not find werewolf hair in the plughole?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Not as such, no.- You little maggot!
0:19:43 > 0:19:48As you said, it's a good thing it happened. She was bound to leave us.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52But what if it had worked out? We could have been happy together.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I know, I messed up. I'm sorry.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Well, maybe there's a way we can fix it.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Your father sent me this?!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10You know, Mum, I think he still loves you.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Your mother sent me this?!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Yikes, she must really hate me.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21No, Dad, it's a token of affection.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Well, if she thinks she can win me over with some cheap bit of fluff.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26DOOR RATTLES
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Darling, I'm sorry!
0:20:29 > 0:20:33No, I'm sorry!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Marry me.- Marry you?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Well, we don't want to rush things
0:20:38 > 0:20:41but how are you fixed for tomorrow night?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50I can't believe this. Mum's going to stay forever!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- It's like a fantastic dream. - A nightmare.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Vlad, wake up! Your mum's up to something, I'm sure of it.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Chloe, don't interfere. This is my big day. I mean, Vlad's big day.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Now... How do I look?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Cool!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Darling, your phone, it's... "Vermin Busters".
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Ah, yes, the DJ.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19HE SNIFFS Mwah!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Vladdy! Let me check you.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Vermin Busters?!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Mm-hm. Mmm?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36You're late!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38The bag's heavy.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Well, let's get on with it.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46ORGAN STRIKES UP It's seven o'clock, where is she?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Dad, relax, it's going to be fine.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Grrf! Gnrrrf!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Robin! Listen, we have to stop the wedding.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00- Oh, give it a rest, Chloe.- Magda is in league with Mr Van Helsing!
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- She'll marry the Count and then bump him off.- Wow, that's really evil.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07And wrong, of course.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11So, after the ceremony, I will lure him upstairs.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15You spring out, slay him and the castle shall be mine.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20And what's to stop me from slaying you as well, mm?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I'm joking, obviously.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30I'll be upstairs.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42What are we going to do?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45There's only one thing to do. Tell Vlad.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49ORGAN PLAYS THE WEDDING MARCH
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Vlad, hold my phone.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17We are gathered here today, to witness
0:23:17 > 0:23:22the joyless union between two vampires.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Get off! - BOTH: Van Helsing!
0:23:28 > 0:23:32FLAPPING AND BAT SQUEAKS
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Is that you...
0:23:36 > 0:23:37..Dracula?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Skulking around in the dark,
0:23:42 > 0:23:44like the dead rat you are.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Well...
0:23:50 > 0:23:53..prepare to meet Van Helsing.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01HE SCREAMS
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Vlad, I'd get that old sewage chute blocked up if I were you.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Yeah, someone could have a really bad accident.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Hey, Vlad, high five!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Sorry. I don't see what's to celebrate.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16We've beaten Van Helsing.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Your dad's safe.- Safe to marry the woman who tried to slay him?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22What if she tries again?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26This is what I've been saying all day. You must stop the wedding.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29How? I can't tell Dad about Van Helsing, can I?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- He'll move us all back to Transylvania.- What are you gonna do?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I don't know, Robin.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I just wish I'd never trusted my mum again.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:24:44 > 0:24:50And so, before we move on to the vows, I must ask
0:24:50 > 0:24:53if any person knows any reason...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55any reason whatsoever,
0:24:55 > 0:25:00why these two should not be joined together in matrimony?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04No-one?
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Are you sure?
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Stop the wedding! She doesn't love you.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Of course she does. She sent me that animal to prove it.- No, she didn't.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15It was me and Ingrid.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Shut it, Vlad.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20So the kids got us back together, who cares?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I still love you, darling.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- ZOLTAN:- Ah! - That's good enough for me.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Renfield, carry on.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31All right, fine. But if she loves you,
0:25:31 > 0:25:35how come she's still getting calls from Patrick?
0:25:35 > 0:25:39VOICEMAIL: 'Wolfie here. Good luck with getting your hands on
0:25:39 > 0:25:42'the castle. Just having my back waxed.'
0:25:42 > 0:25:44RIP! 'Ow!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47'I'll see you tonight for a celebration.'
0:25:47 > 0:25:50PATRICK HOWLS
0:25:50 > 0:25:51What?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Some people have no sense of humour.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Come on, Ingrid, let's go to Monte Carlo.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02What? to live with you and Patrick? No way!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Dad might be a pain in the neck, but at least he doesn't moult!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Bye, Mum.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Bye, darlings. I'll see you soon.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25TV BLARES
0:26:25 > 0:26:28QUIET GAME SOUND EFFECTS
0:26:30 > 0:26:32How d'you get on? Slay any vampires?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39NOISY ZAPS AND SHOUTS
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- GAME SWITCHED OFF - What happened to you?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I nearly had him, Jonno. I nearly slayed a vampire.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Course you did.- I did! I swear!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52And the next time,
0:26:52 > 0:26:56I will triumph. Believe me, the name Van Helsing will be spread
0:26:56 > 0:26:59far and wide.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Yeah, it's the smell of Van Helsing that's spreading right now.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07GAME CONTINUES
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Well, Vladdy, if it wasn't for you,
0:27:11 > 0:27:13I'd be off on honeymoon
0:27:13 > 0:27:16with that vile, cold-hearted, treacherous woman.
0:27:16 > 0:27:22- Why did you have to ruin it for me? - Because, Dad, she doesn't love you.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Of course she doesn't - she's a vampire, stupid!
0:27:25 > 0:27:29It would have been so nice to have her back. Oh, Magda!
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Magda?
0:27:37 > 0:27:38No...
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Renfield.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43ALL SCREAM