0:00:03 > 0:00:07All my life I've wanted to fit in, to be ordinary.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11So I thought moving to a new town would be my chance.
0:00:11 > 0:00:16My chance to be normal. But I was forgetting one little thing...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I'm a vampire.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'm sure we should have taken a left back there.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46Stop breathing in my face! You can't have brushed your teeth for weeks.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Am I the only one gagging here?
0:00:48 > 0:00:52I can't believe we have to speak this stupid language.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- We've got to keep a low profile. - Why did we have to move anyway?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Please be quiet, I'm trying to read the map.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Don't tell me to be quiet, insect-biter!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Right! That is it!- Oh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- Don't you touch me, you fungus! - Brat!- Creep!- Witch!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Pus-face!- Turn right!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Corn-chewer! Freak!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Fart-breath!- Spider-licker! - Scab-picker!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Snot-eater!- Renfield!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36What exactly is going on?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Sorry for disturbing you, Master.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Silence!- Ingrid wants Renfield to turn the hearse around
0:01:43 > 0:01:44and go back to Transylvania.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh, you do? And what about
0:01:46 > 0:01:50the angry, torch-wielding Transylvanian peasant mob?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Would you like to go back to them, too?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56FIERCE SHOUTING
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yeah, well, better going back to face them
0:02:01 > 0:02:04than living in this dump. I mean, look at it!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- It's so...normal.- Normal.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10That's just what I was thinking.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Robin!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Robin!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Robin!- Face it, Mam, you did a good job with me and Paul.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- And me.- Three out of four ain't bad.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31It's unfortunate that you also had a goth-child.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- He hasn't come out of his room all morning.- And that's a bad thing?
0:02:35 > 0:02:39If he doesn't come out, no-one's going camping.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Oi! Nut-job, open up!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Oi! Hurry up!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Can I proceed now, Master?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Yes, yes!- Good. It smells like a zombie's armpit in here.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I thought so - it's Vlad's stupid stuffed dog!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oi! He's not a dog, he's a wolf.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13And he doesn't smell.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Well, actually, Master Vlad, I do smell a bit.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21My sawdust seems to have got a little damp in transit.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Renfield, drive.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45What...is that?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Home sweet home.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Maybe Dad should go on a diet.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I heard that.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Well, here we are. At last. Hmm.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It's not exactly what I was expecting.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Where are the cobwebs? The damp? The rotting corpses?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Look, Dad, you just said find a castle.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26It was the best I could find at short notice.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Well, I suppose I might feel better when I've had someone to eat.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Right, I'll get my things.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Bagsie the tower room. - I'm the eldest. I'm having that one.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- But I called it. - When?- In the hearse.- Right...
0:04:53 > 0:04:59Well...I called it before you were born. So...kiss my cape.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Please, this is very simple.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Vladimir will have the room.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Brilliant. Oh, Ingrid, I do believe you were about to chew on that.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- This is because he's your favourite, isn't it?- Yes, that's right.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I hate you more than garlic.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22She is so much like her mother.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Ugh! In the attic.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Yes, Master.- Behind some boxes. - Yes, Master.- Under a sheet!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Thanks, Dad.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, Vladimir, there's no need to thank me.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38You are the son and heir of the Dracula family.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40It's only right you should have the best room.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45Actually, I only wanted the tower room cos I thought I might get a TV,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- and the reception's better up there. - Grrr-rrr!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Time to meet the neighbours.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Not juicy enough. Go away.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15"A TV? A TV?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18"If you want to see moving pictures, Vladimir,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20"run around the portrait gallery!"
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Does he think he's living in the 19th century?- Of course not, Master.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27The Count thinks he's living in the 17th century.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30He's a few hundred years behind everyone else.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- I hate being a vampire. It sucks! - Isn't that rather the point?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39I just hoped this move would be a new start for us.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41A chance to be a bit less...
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Vampiric?- Exactly. Come on, take a look at this.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50See?
0:06:50 > 0:06:57Semi-detached houses, street lights, a newsagent, a golf course.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59It's all so normal.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Right, new life, new neighbourhood...
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Time to check 'em both out.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09But your father has forbidden us from leaving the castle.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11We need to keep a low profile.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Zoltan, I'm a pre-teen vampire.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17That means I've got the reflexes of a night hunter,
0:07:17 > 0:07:20combined with the ability to sneak out behind my parents' back.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22ZOLTAN SIGHS
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Ingrid! How's the grand sulk going?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I've decided I'm going to go and live with Mum.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Ingrid, your mother's dead.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50- YOU'RE dead. We're all dead.- You still can't go and live with her.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You're just mad because she left you for a werewolf.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55She did not leave me for a werewolf.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- We mutually agreed to separate. - After she met a werewolf.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Vladimir keeps the room.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- It's his birthright. - And what's MY birthright?
0:08:03 > 0:08:07I don't know. Cleaning my capes? Housework. Something like that.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I haven't given it much thought.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13I hope you get some painful splinters from your coffin.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Renfield, my stomach tells me it's lunchtime.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Time to sample a local peasant.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Now, Master, promise you won't be angry.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28No. I like being angry.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Promise you won't hurt me.- Again, not a commitment I feel I can make.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37We, erm, we may have a food problem.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44- What sort of problem?- A sort of "we don't have any" problem.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52I thought you wanted to keep a low profile, so I turned a peasant away.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55And what with the driving, map-reading and cobweb hanging,
0:08:55 > 0:08:59I didn't have time to stock up with any fresh blood.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Two weeks from Transylvania,
0:09:01 > 0:09:03and all I've had to eat
0:09:03 > 0:09:06is some black pudding in a motorway services!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08It's not good enough!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I need a juicy peasant or, at the very least, a steak.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Mmmmm...extremely rare.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Don't worry, Master, I'll think of something.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Going somewhere? - Yeah, just popping out.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Ow, ow, ow! You're not going anywhere, young vampire.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Go to your room!- But, Dad...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You know which room's yours, don't you?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- It's the one that should be mine! - I'm coming, Master!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I hate sunlight.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# We're all going on a camping holiday
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Just some tent pegs and a rope or two... #
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Dad, you're making strange noises again.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09It's called singing. People do it when they're in a good mood.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh, sorry. "Good mood" -
0:10:11 > 0:10:15I hope I'm not confusing you with my complicated technical jargon.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Ha-ha(!) We're out of Kendal Mint Cake.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22What?! We can't have a Branagh family camping expedition
0:10:22 > 0:10:23without Kendal Mint Cake.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27This is a disaster! Elizabeth!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I wish they'd do this stuff in black.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39GLUG!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I'm disappointed in you, son.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Where's this bad attitude coming from, hmm?
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- The cheeriness, the optimism... the love of the outdoors.- Dad...
0:10:50 > 0:10:53And the clothes you wear! Why?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Why the bright colours?
0:10:55 > 0:11:01- They make my eyes hurt.- It's what kids wear.- Well, not MY kids.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Vladdy, come stand here.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22This is what we are, son.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24We're vampires. What are we?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Vampires.- There's no escaping that.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31In a few years, you'll come into your full powers
0:11:31 > 0:11:35and your reflection, like mine, will disappear.
0:11:35 > 0:11:41Now, I am going to sort out the food situation.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Can't we have something normal? Like a hamburger.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- A person from Hamburg?- No!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Vampires.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51You can't escape it.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55It's your destiny.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, great(!)
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Cool.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47OK, no cape. This is serious.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51If I wasn't already undead, I'd be...dead.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53THUD!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Look, Master Vlad! Shh!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Someone's moved into the castle.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04You'd have to be weird to want to live there.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- We can't find Robin. - Where could the weirdo have got to?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13OK, I'll go and get him.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23BOTH: Aargh!
0:13:23 > 0:13:28- Got you.- Thanks.- Who are you?- What a good time to have a discussion(!)
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You rang?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- Sorry to bother you...- Have you come to donate blood?- What?- The sign.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Have you come to donate blood?- No. - It's for a good cause.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- What cause?- Lunch.- No. I'm here because... Did you just say lunch?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- I've got a...cough.- Who is it?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Some local peasant, Master. - I beg your pardon?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Well done, Renfield.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13So nice to see you, peasant.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Do come in.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18OK. But first, I'm not a peasant
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- and...can you stop staring at me like that?- Like what?
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- Are you sure you haven't come to donate blood?- Yes.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32Oh, just flirting with us, were you? Well, sling your hook.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Sling your hook?! That was a ten-pint delivery.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40But he said he didn't want to give blood!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44They never WANT to give blood.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47That's why I've got these!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49This is like a horror film.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53You know, one by one, up to the castle. Never to return.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Though he IS going to return. Isn't he?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00He's probably talking about the plumbing, you know what he's like.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Maybe someone should go up and get him.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10She can't go by herself.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Right.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Oh, you mean us?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Come on, Paul.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Shall I bite him, Master?- Not yet.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- SNIFFS LOUDLY - Right, Vlad, you rancid little worm.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Quick! Hide! Hide!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Ah, here you are - in my room.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's not your room.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38What's that smell?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Smell? What smell? ..Can you smell a smell, Zoltan?
0:15:42 > 0:15:47No, Master Vlad, only your sister's cheap perfume.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Shut it, four-wheels.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I can smell something different.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Something rather "eurgh"!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- A-ha!- No!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I can't wait to tell Dad about this.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03I can explain. Climbed in through the window. Nothing to do with me.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07A massive pile of dirty laundry climbed in through the window?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12What?!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Where did he go? - Who, the Dirty Sock Fairy?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Er...yes.- You're such a loser.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Zoltan, did you see where that boy went?
0:16:27 > 0:16:31No, I was distracted by the sawdust running down my left side.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35We'd better find him... before Dad does.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Please, Master, take it out.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45No. It's important that you know WHY you're being punished.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50- Is it because I smell?- No. Well, you do, but that's not the reason.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Is it because I picked my nose and ate it?- No...
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- After going to the loo without washing my hands?- No. Eurgh!
0:16:58 > 0:17:03But no. The reason you're being punished is because I'm HUNGRY!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07In fact, I'm starving, and when I'm starving, I get nasty.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- And that's why you put a tarantula down my shirt?- Correct.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14And also because I like watching you squirm.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Oh, I think she's just gone down my trousers!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Sssh! Be quiet!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I've sensed an intruder.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29There is a human in the castle.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30I'm human, Master.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Yes, but a human that doesn't smell of mouse droppings.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Mmm...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41I smell young blood.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Right, where are you, hmm?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58So close.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06So very close.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Come to Daddy.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Daddy, can I have a word?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Not you! I'm trying to find dinner!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Well, it's just...
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I think I've got my first fang.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34A fang!
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Oh, my boy! Let me have a look.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Hmm, I can't see anything.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Never mind, my favourite child.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Nurture HIM, why don't you? You just hate me because I'm a girl.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52No, he hates you cos you're really annoying.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Oops.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Right.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58SQUELCH!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh, Master...
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I've sat on your tarantula.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Imelda! No!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07(Come on.)
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Imelda!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13If it's any consolation, Master, she wouldn't have felt a thing.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Except your huge bottom squishing her.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Hello. We haven't been properly introduced.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22My name's Vlad. You must be
0:19:22 > 0:19:25the kid who climbed in, and started wandering around.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Robin. I've brought your cloak back.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Oh. Thanks.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- What are you doing? - Aren't you going to bite me?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Bite you? Why would I want to bite you?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- You can if you want.- No!
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Oh. OK.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45You're lucky Dad didn't find you.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48You've got no idea what he's capable of.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- I know exactly what he's capable of! You're vampires!- Don't be ridiculous.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54What a silly idea.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Talking wolf, blood-thirsty dad, first fang...- Oh, bats!
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Please don't get an angry mob and drive us out of town.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06You're underestimating suburban apathy. Anyway, vampires are awesome.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Awesome?- I know everything there is to know about them.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Or at least I thought I did.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13How come you've got a reflection?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Well, we don't come into our full powers until our 16th birthday.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21So I've got a reflection, I can't turn into a bat
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- and I don't bite people.- Really?
0:20:23 > 0:20:27I don't get burnt by sunlight or have an adverse reaction to garlic.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31You know, for my first vampire, you're not coming across as very...
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Vampiric?
0:20:32 > 0:20:37- And for my first normal kid, you're not coming across very...- Normal?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42First fang?! You scrawny little scab.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Talking to yourself, you freak? - My darling sister,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51how nice of you to rudely walk in without knocking(!)
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Stick a stake in it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57SHE SNIFFS LOUDLY
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Ah, yes, my socks...
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- How did that get there?- Hello.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08What are you playing at? You know we're not supposed to mix with breathers.
0:21:08 > 0:21:14- What if he found out that we're...? - Vampires.- Yes! ..Hang on. He knows?
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Yes, and it's fine. He's promised not to tell.- Oh! He's promised(!)
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Well, that's fine then.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Listen to me, meat-face.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Swear by all that is morbidly evil not to tell anyone about us,
0:21:28 > 0:21:31on pain of a long and gruesome death.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- You're very pretty.- Yes, I am.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Now swear.- I swear.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Good.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Now, let's get you out of here
0:21:40 > 0:21:43before my father decides to have you for dinner and us for dessert.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Thanks, Ingrid.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51You don't think I'm saving this stinking blood bag just to be nice, do you?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Oh, no. You and I are going to have a little conversation
0:21:55 > 0:21:57about room allocation.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02OK. Give us our dad and brother back!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Nah, too confrontational.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Have you seen a man in sensible waterproof clothing
0:22:06 > 0:22:08and a weird-looking goth-child?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Look, are you going to knock or not? - Yeah, I'm getting ready to knock...
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- You do the talking.- No, you.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yes?
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Er...- Have you seen anyone wandering around here with a cloak?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Yeah, loads.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27But I presume you want this one.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Now get lost. - You're quite rude, aren't you?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's my thing - deal with it.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- See you, then, Robin. - Yeah. Come to mine if you fancy it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Number 22, down the hill.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, thanks.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46And hey, maybe you could do me a favour? Get these things for me?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Sure.- So will we be seeing you again?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Perhaps.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Catch you later!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I can't believe you were so dumb.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Do you have any idea what Dad would have done
0:23:05 > 0:23:08if he'd caught us talking to breathers?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Cut our allowance?- And our throats.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Oh, I think you underestimate me, my darling children.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Split up - then perhaps one of us will live.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Come on, let's find Dad.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Mixing with zombies I could forgive. Understand, even. But breathers?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Socialising with possible dinner ingredients!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35We don't want to be driven out again.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Perhaps we should be blending in more. More blending, less biting.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Then maybe we wouldn't have angry mobs storming the castle.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Ah, now that...that was the result of a small misunderstanding
0:23:47 > 0:23:49between me and the village elders.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54- You drained their blood!- Well, all right, a big misunderstanding.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Here's a radical idea.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00- How about actually being friends with our neighbours?- Friends?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03With our neighbours?
0:24:11 > 0:24:16Right, that's it, definitely no contact. Just go to your rooms!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Talking of rooms, we're swapping.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Nobody is swapping rooms without my permission.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25In fact, from now on, nobody does anything without my permission.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Now get out of my sight!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28You're a disgrace.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43- I think sometimes the boy hates me. - You could always kill him.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Not helpful, Renfield.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50KNOCK ON DOOR
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'll go, Master.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06No-one there.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08But I found this on the doorstep.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10It's for Master Vlad.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Well, open it.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18It's something called a Juice-A-Tron 3000.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Oh...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24And some steaks.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Oh, Vladimir.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35KNOCK ON DOOR
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Vladimir, I wanted to say thank you...for the meat.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45If I had a working heart, it would have been touched.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Vladimir?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Vladimir?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Vladimir!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02VLADIMIR!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06'These bats that live in the wild here, we'll see them hiding...'
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Hey, Robin!
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Wow! You flew up to my window.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Erm, no... I climbed up.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Oh. Are you sure you're a vampire and not a burglar?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Yes, Robin.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26So what happened to the camping trip?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Cancelled. My dad keeps falling asleep for some reason.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31It'll wear off.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Great.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Well, I'll go and get some drinks.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Cup of blood, little bit of milk.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Joke.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56So this is what my room should look like.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58TAPPING
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Aargh!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09You're lucky I don't drop you!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Dad!- Grrr-rrr!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18My neighbour's a vampire.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Excellent!