0:00:15 > 0:00:18Morning, Renfield. What's for breakfast?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Oh, something I'm sure you'll absolutely love.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28What is that?!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Bat phlegm.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34With a merest hint of rosemary.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37I think I'll just stick with cornflakes.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Your father hates you eating that rubbish.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Lucky he's fast asleep in his coffin then?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Good morning, Vlad. My son and heir.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47The darkness of my life.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50The reason I get out of my coffin.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52What are you doing up so early?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54You do remember you're a vampire?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Yes. Which is more than I can say about you.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03HE LAUGHS
0:01:04 > 0:01:06CHIMING
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Oh, goody,
0:01:08 > 0:01:10it's here!
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Does he have to get this excited every time his copy of Funerals Monthly arrives?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20HOWLING
0:01:24 > 0:01:26HE CHUCKLES
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Eeww, what is that smell?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Bat phlegm with rosemary.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Uggh, I hate rosemary!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44It's here!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Vlad's destiny.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50I didn't know a Burger Boy uniform could fit in an envelope?
0:01:50 > 0:01:55In this envelope is the exam paper for your first blood test.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59The first step along the long and blood-soaked path to vampire-hood.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Dad, I thought you said "Exams don't matter"?- This one does.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- What a pity he's not going to pass it.- Of course he will.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10If he doesn't he won't get his full vampire powers.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12And I'd never want that to happen!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Exactly!
0:02:13 > 0:02:18This isn't one of your "I want to be normal, I want to be like
0:02:18 > 0:02:23"the breathers, human blood tastes well minging" things, is it?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Um, no?- Well, it'd better not be.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29You're going to pass, or you won't be setting foot in
0:02:29 > 0:02:30that useless school ever again.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34And you won't be seeing those friends of yours, either.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- What?!- Aw, that would be a shame.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41But Daddy knows best, Vladdy.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Ingrid. No-one likes a suck-up.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57So let's get this straight. They're like GCSEs, but instead
0:02:57 > 0:03:01of going onto do A-Levels, you get to kill innocent people?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Exactly. Three more years of exams and if I pass them all,
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- I'll become a fully fledged vampire. - But if you fail the test,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- you won't be able to fly or suck people's blood?- Great!
0:03:11 > 0:03:16- Er no, you'd be a rubbish vampire. - I know. I'd almost pass as human.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21But there's a catch. If I fail, Dad'll never let me see you again.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Our friendship will be over.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26What?! Life without me is so not worth living.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Exactly. So I have to pass the test.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31And this is where you come in.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I've never really listened to Dad's lectures about vampire culture,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36but you on the other hand,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- are an expert.- I am!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'll be your teacher.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I wonder what undiscovered talent we'll be trying out?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I hope it's better than last year.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52We nearly put the caretaker's dog on the team.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- He's good.- Yeah.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Agh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Dad! You nearly pulled my arm off.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- I'm trying out for the school football team.- You can't!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Most dads want their sons to play football.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I am not "most dads".
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- You're telling me.- Listen, Jonno,
0:04:16 > 0:04:19this is a dangerous time.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24In two days it'll be the second full moon of autumn.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28That's when the blood tests, an important rites of passage
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- for adolescent vampires are supposed to take place.- So?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34So, Vlad will be taking the test.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38I want you to keep your eyes peeled and report any unusual behaviour.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43OK, let me think about this for a minute...no!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- What do you mean?- I mean, I don't want to keep my eyes peeled
0:04:46 > 0:04:49or harass Vlad for any evidence that he's a fictional creature.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52All I want to do is try out for the football team?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56And what about your destiny? What about the Van Helsing name?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00With any luck it'll soon be on the back of a football shirt.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Getting ready to pick your football teams?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Yeah.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Hey, Robin, do you fancy trying out?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14No I forgot, you don't play football.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17You'd rather be a sad vampire geek all your life.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Ignore them, Robin. - Please, as if I care.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25I'd rather be a vampire geek any day than a sports freak like those two.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Stop worrying. Vampires are my thing.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30I know everything there is to know.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32With me on your side, you can't fail.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36OK. Ask me ze first question.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38What have I told you about that accent?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Sorry, just trying to add a bit of atmosphere.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44OK, first question.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48If Boris can turn into a wolf in three seconds, and Inga can
0:05:48 > 0:05:52turn into a bat in five seconds, how long would it take both
0:05:52 > 0:05:56to storm a peasant dwelling and drink the blood of everyone inside?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Could you repeat the question please?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- I don't think you know the answer. - How do you know?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Because this is a maths problem.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10And you have a problem with maths.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Well, give us another question then.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16One that requires proper vampire knowledge, not stupid maths.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19What was Sebastian the Cruel's
0:06:19 > 0:06:24world record for most blood drunk in one sitting?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Well?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Do you know this one?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Actually I do.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32The answer is... B.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37Master Vlad, Robin can't help you pass this test.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Yes, I can!- He's right, Robin.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41This is pretty tough,
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I'm not sure you're up to it.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, so you think I'm useless?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Of course not. But...- But what?
0:06:47 > 0:06:52Well... I just think you have to be a real vampire to know the answers.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Take that back.- What's the big deal? You're not a vampire.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59Oh, so I'm not good enough. Because I'm "not a vampire".
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Robin, shut-up and put your fangs back in.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05The only reason I'm trying to pass this stupid test is because of you.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Why can't you be a normal friend for a change?
0:07:08 > 0:07:13If I'm not normal enough, maybe you should find someone else to help!
0:07:16 > 0:07:22He may not be a real vampire, but he's certainly a real drama queen.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33So Vlad, how's the studying coming along?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- Slowly.- Oh, it must be so hard being of sub-normal intelligence.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41I don't suppose you'd consider helping your little brother pass?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Not a chance. Once you fail,
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Dad'll finally realise I'm the only one with any vampire talent.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- Ha.- Right Vlad! Ready to score top marks in the blood test?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Don't you sleep any more?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Don't worry Dad, if Vlad fails
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- you'll still have one child who got top marks.- Really? Who?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Me! I got the highest score in my year.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12I thought that was your cousin Boris.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Dad.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I'm worried I'm going to fail.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- Oh, you.- No, I'm serious. The questions are so, well...
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- vampy. - Vlad, we've already discussed this.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30If you don't pass you will leave that ghastly breather school
0:08:30 > 0:08:33and never see your friends again.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36And your sister won't get her full powers either.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38What?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Hey, kids. I don't make the rules.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50Well, well, well. Where does that leave us now then, hmmm?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52This is so unfair!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56I am planning on becoming an all-powerful vampire goddess.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59How can I do that if I'm stuck with half-powers like you?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I thought you'd have caught on.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Vampire culture, not so big on girl power.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Shall we say five o'clock to hit the books?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Where is your brother?- Probably painting his fingernails black.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Again. Robin!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Morning everyone!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Lovely day isn't it?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31ALL: Robin?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Right young man, what have you done with my son?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ha ha ha. Very funny father.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42I can't believe it. You're so normal looking.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- What you doing?- Having breakfast, if that's all right with you?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52This is about your silly fight with Vlad?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Well, Vlad wanted a normal friend.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Now he's got one.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Boys are so dumb.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Hi. Exciting, isn't it?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Found a good striker yet? - What are you doing here?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Shouldn't you be hanging upside down?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Didn't I tell you? I'm trying out for the team.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Come on then, show us what you can do.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19This should be seriously funny.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32CHEERING
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Nice goal, Robin.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Nice goal. Yeah.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38This is so weird.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Right. The following pupils made the team. Will Walker.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Sam Griffiths.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Robin Branagh.- What?!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I mean, cool.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56That's great news. Football rocks!
0:11:00 > 0:11:05- Jonathan Van Helsing. - I made the team. I made the team!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Yes! Woo-hoo!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Very sorry to interrupt, lads.
0:11:13 > 0:11:19But you can take Jonathan's name off the list. He can't play. He has a...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21a rash.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Dad!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31I can't believe you did that!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Sorry, but there are such things as priorities.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38We need to steal that exam paper from the castle. Then we'll have it.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Absolute proof that the whole lot of them are vampires!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47From now on we'll communicate using these radios.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Are you with me?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Well, that depends.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53If I don't find an exam paper
0:11:53 > 0:11:57and it turns out that Vlad isn't taking some stupid test, will you
0:11:57 > 0:11:59finally give up on the slaying thing?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03I'll give up on the whole thing. That's how confident I am!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Right then, I'll help you.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Robin.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18What you wearing?! Bit late for Halloween, isn't it?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- See you in training later, Rob. - Don't be late.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- All right?- Yes. Great news. Ingrid's agreed to help me pass the test!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Cool. I've got some news as well.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- I'm in the football team.- Good one.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41What? Did you think I'd be useless at that too?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Is this about yesterday? Look, I'm sorry about what I said.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Maybe you can come round later?
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I'll still need my number one vampire expert to help me.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Do I look like someone who's into vampires?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Don't worry, Master Vlad, you've still got me.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Yeah, I know.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16It's not the same though, is it?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Vlaaad!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Identify the O positive blood by smell.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- You are kidding?- If you don't start smelling in one, two...
0:13:30 > 0:13:32All right, all right.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I've no idea what the answer is, but that one is definitely tomato juice.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- You're not even trying! - I am, I just... I don't know.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50You know what will happen if you don't pass!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Ingrid, I've just lost my best friend.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58I'm wondering if there's any point in passing this test any more.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01There is no way I am letting my future domination of the vampire
0:14:01 > 0:14:03world be ruined by my brother having a tiff
0:14:03 > 0:14:06with his breather friend! Now start swotting.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Your father wants to see you. - Both of us?- Oh, what do you think?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- You wanted to see me?- Ah Vladimir,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I feel that perhaps you're not trying your best
0:14:24 > 0:14:27to pass this blood test.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30And I know that no son and heir of mine would fail something
0:14:30 > 0:14:34so straightforward and if they did, well,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37they wouldn't be my son and heir for very long.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Are you saying you'd disown me if I failed the test?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45No, of course not!
0:14:45 > 0:14:49I'd just deny all knowledge of your existence.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55You're not having the best of days are you, Master Vlad?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Um, let me think... My best friend won't talk to me,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00my Dad's about to disown me.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04The day I buried my pet turtle in the back garden was my favourite day
0:15:04 > 0:15:06ever compared to today.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08HE SIGHS
0:15:08 > 0:15:14I can't think of a single reason to pass this test.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17All I've ever wanted was to be normal, Zoltan,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19and this is my one chance to make it happen.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Robin and Dad don't care about what I want,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24so why should I care about them?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I'm gonna fail this test.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I'm gonna do what I want to do for once.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Ah, morning.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40May I interest anyone in my special new recipe -
0:15:40 > 0:15:44rat mucus and brine?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Hm?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Mmm? Suit yourselves, all the more for me.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52DOORBELL RINGS
0:15:55 > 0:15:58So, have you memorised the six-step bat transformation rule?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02No, I just can't seem to remember it.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I knew you'd ruin my life one day.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08RENFIELD SPLUTTERS
0:16:10 > 0:16:12It's for you.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18Hi, Vlad. I brought you this for luck. It's always worked for me.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Listen, Chloe, I won't be needing this.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- I'm gonna fail the test.- What? Why?
0:16:27 > 0:16:32- I don't have any reason to pass now that Robin won't even talk to me.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37What about me? I love having you as a friend and I know Robin does too.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40This is just a stupid phase he's going through.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Well, at least I hope it is.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I'm sorry but I've made up my mind.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Sly Fox, do you copy? Over.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- Dad...- Do you copy? Over.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Dad, I'm standing right here.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58BUZZING
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Sly Fox, do you copy?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Yes, Golden Eagle. I copy.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Happy now?- Remember the plan, Jonno?
0:17:07 > 0:17:12Sneak in, look for exam paper, steal exam paper and then run
0:17:12 > 0:17:14away from scary nasty vampires.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I'm not saying all that again.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Just trying to instil good reconnaissance skills.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25If you're wrong, you'll give up on the whole family of vampires thing?
0:17:25 > 0:17:31I give you my word as a slayer. And as a father.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36OK then, I'm going in. Or should I say...
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- I'm going in.- That's my boy.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Now, this test is tough, I'm not going to lie to you,
0:17:51 > 0:17:54but you've got the moves and you've done the training.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Yeah and you can do this, I know you can.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58And if you don't, I'll kill you.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Ingrid, go and get your brother a cold flannel for his worried brow.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Anything I can do to help my little brother pass his test.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Thanks, guys. I'll do my best.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12But for now, I'd really like to be left alone.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Oh, I get it. You're in "the zone".
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Um, no, not really.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Well, you better get there quick. - Ow!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Come on, you lot, keep moving.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28No pain, no gain! Swing those elbows. That's it.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Come on, boys, let's stretch out. - Robin!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Footie stars don't hang around with their little sister.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- I've got a reputation. - You've always had a reputation,
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Robin, for being a complete idiot.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45This is your last chance to say
0:18:45 > 0:18:50you're sorry otherwise he's going to fail and it's goodbye Vlad forever.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55I've got more important things on my mind, like making sure I don't pull a hamstring.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- You don't even know where your hamstring is.- I do!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00It's in my left ham.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I brought you your cape, just in case.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08What exactly am I supposed to do with this?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Put it on and stop acting like someone you're not!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Come on, Robin!
0:19:35 > 0:19:39I've been hanging around my dad too long.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Vampires. Good one, Dad.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Make way for the best soon-to-be-vampire that ever lived.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Yup, ready to kick the blood test's butt.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Mission accomplished!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Great work, Jonno. Where's the exam paper?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Sorry, Dad, there was no exam paper.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28We're getting out the slaying business for good.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- We can still catch the match if we hurry.- Wait, wait, wait!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Did you see anything else there?
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Vials of blood?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Books on vampire lore?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41The bloodless corpse of an innocent victim?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Nope. It's a vampire-free zone.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47For goodness sake, you were only in there five minutes.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- You have to go back in. - What? You promised!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55And this time look properly.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Fine. I'll go back in.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I promise.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07But seeing as we're not keeping our promises any more...
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Time to catch the second half of the match.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Good luck, Vlad.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Try not to focus too much on the dreadful consequences of not passing.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Thanks, Dad. No pressure as usual.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Your exam starts now.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44The future starts here.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46SHOUTING AND CHEERING
0:21:46 > 0:21:48What have I missed?
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Nothing. Just a bunch of stupid boys running around a pitch.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- Our team's 1-0 down with a few seconds to play.- Oh, tense.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05It's an open goal. He's going to score!
0:22:06 > 0:22:07SMASH!
0:22:07 > 0:22:08How did he miss that?!
0:22:08 > 0:22:09WHISTLE BLOWS
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- You just cost us the game! - It's not my fault.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I, erm, got something in my eye.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Why don't you go home and play with your cape, Robin?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Good idea.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Let's put an end to all this madness! Owhahaha!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Question eight -
0:22:49 > 0:22:53what is the most common blood type? Who cares?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Sly Fox, come in.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Do you copy, Sly Fox?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03"Sly Fox, do you copy?"
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Do you copy, Sly Fox?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11"Sly Fox, do you copy?"
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Dad? Yeah.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20"I mean, Golden Eagle.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- "Copy."- What's that noise?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Is everything OK in the castle?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28The butler's got his radio on.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Anyway, best get back to the search.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Over and out.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38SNORING
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Question ten - how do you turn yourself into a bat?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47BELL SOUNDS
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Don't move.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Pssst.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00What are you doing here?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I'm sorry for being an idiot.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I don't want you to fail your test.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Robin, it's too late. I've only got about ten minutes left.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I doubt I could pass now even if I wanted to.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Please, Vlad. You're my only friend.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18And trust me, being normal really sucks.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19OK, I'll do my best.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24Now get out of here before Renfield catches you.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Knock and run. Pesky kids!
0:24:40 > 0:24:44"Jonno? Jonathan Van Helsing?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47"Sly Fox, do you read me?!"
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Er, Dad, just had a run in with some unruly cobwebs.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Vampires, can't they dust? Just leaving, won't be a mo.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Golden Eagle, we have a problem.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11I'm disappointed in you, son. You promised me that you'd look
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- for that exam paper. - And you promised me you'd give
0:25:14 > 0:25:16up on this stupid slayer business.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23I just wanted to be on the football team, Dad.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27What's wrong with wanting to be like everyone else for a change?
0:25:35 > 0:25:40Never mind, Jonno. Why don't I help you with this popcorn, eh?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44- Plenty of time to unmask the forces of evil tomorrow.- You bet.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49COCK CROWS
0:25:50 > 0:25:52GURGLING
0:25:52 > 0:25:55BURP!
0:25:57 > 0:26:02I'm surprised you've got an appetite considering your results will be here
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- any minute, Master Vlad. - Thank you, Zoltan.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You'd better have passed, Vlad.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12I don't need full vampire powers to kill you while you sleep.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Confident, Vlad? You better be.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19CHIMING
0:26:26 > 0:26:28HOWLING
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Here it is - the test results which will prove Vlad
0:26:39 > 0:26:44to be the vampiric genius I know he is.
0:26:47 > 0:26:52Ah. Well, that's rather disappointing, I must say.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Oh, no!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
0:26:56 > 0:27:0053%.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Even Ingrid scored more than that.
0:27:03 > 0:27:0553%?
0:27:05 > 0:27:09- You mean he passed?- Technically.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10BOTH: Yes!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Did I mention that one day I'll be the most powerful vampire
0:27:18 > 0:27:22in the world and you'll all fall at my feet and worship me?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I wouldn't get too cocky.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I've still got three more blood tests to go.
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