0:00:14 > 0:00:16BLENDER WHIRRS THEN STOPS
0:00:20 > 0:00:23What would Master like for breakfast?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26How does natural yogurt and shredded leech sound?
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Disgusting. Have you got anything that doesn't contain blood?
0:00:30 > 0:00:33You are so not gonna make it as a vampire.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Well, what a night I've had.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Stop what you're doing and prepare...
0:00:41 > 0:00:43to be amazed.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47You've got a job as a magician?
0:00:47 > 0:00:53Oh, if you need an attractive assistant, I look absolutely stunning in sequins.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55No! I've been out hunting!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58It's time you got your fangs stuck in some proper grub.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Dad, it's a little baby rabbit!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Want something bigger? Well, tomorrow I'll bring you a goat.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09I am not eating that! It's alive.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Oh, don't worry, Vlad, everybody gets first-bite nerves.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18You just need practice until you're old enough to start on the peasants.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Be a brave boy and bite the bunny.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'm not biting the bunny!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I'm not biting anyone!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28THUNDER RUMBLES
0:01:28 > 0:01:32You're a vampire, start acting like one!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Kick him out, Dad, he's too soft.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Ingrid's vile. Why can't you be like her?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Because I like being me, I like being nice.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45This is what happens when you try to raise a child on your own. They turn out good!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Would you like me to beat him, Master?
0:01:47 > 0:01:52No, what this boy needs is something much more painful.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54He needs a mother.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56CLUNK!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59But I've already got a mother.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Yes, well, I mean one that doesn't run away with a werewolf at the first sign of moonlight.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You need a stepmother.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Preferably evil.- And who exactly are you planning on marrying?
0:02:10 > 0:02:15Hmm, I shall find a bride the traditional way.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I shall throw a Hunt Ball!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20What's a Hunt Ball?
0:02:20 > 0:02:25A big fancy party with ballroom dancing, so Dad can waltz around window shopping for a wife.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27A vampire party! Cool!
0:02:27 > 0:02:33And at midnight, instead of going home they start hunting peasants to feast on.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Dancing is bound to make you peckish.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Robin, it's not funny, Dad's gonna blow our cover!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Vlad, you have to stop him.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I am aware of that, Chloe. But how?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Tell him about Van Helsing.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47If he knows a slayer's in town, he'll call it off.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49You two are real party poopers.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Or invite even more vampires to have a showdown.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Oh, man, that'd be awesome!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57A boy can dream, can't he?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I finally perfected my stake-firing crossbow.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'm missing lunch so you can shoot plastic bats?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09You're crazy.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14This isn't a plastic bat, this is Count Dracula.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Oh, I see, you're not crazy, you're insane.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I've spotted a bat flying to and from the castle.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It must be the Count shape-shifting.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'm gonna blast him out of the sky.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Oh, it couldn't just be bats nesting inside the castle, could it?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Oh, no, it must be a man turning himself into a bat. Obvious(!)
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Pull!
0:03:44 > 0:03:49You do know bats are a protected species?!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's illegal to shoot them.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Pull!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56You could get put in jail for this.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Pull!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I killed the Count!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Or put in a strait-jacket.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Right, the guests will be greeted over here,
0:04:15 > 0:04:19the drinks table will go over there and you,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22try to keep a low profile.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Why are you helping? Do you want a stepmother?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27What have I got to lose?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Mum's never here and Dad doesn't like me.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I might find someone who actually cares about me.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- Dad cares.- Ingrid, I may have to sell you to pay for this party.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- What about Countess LeCushka? - You can't marry her.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44She killed her brother with a garlic-flavoured coffin.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Mmm, sounds perfect. - Add her to the list.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Dad you don't have to do this!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I promise to be good...I mean, bad.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Ah! Say hello to the future Mrs Dracula.
0:04:56 > 0:05:02What a beauty! Such pale lifeless skin and fangs like icebergs.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04We're definitely inviting her.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Dad, that's a picture of Mum.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10It says she was at the Annual Werewolf Awards.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I didn't mean her, I meant her.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14That's her boyfriend.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18He was nominated for Best Hair.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Look, haven't you all got jobs to do. Hmm?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Dad, d'you have to invite all these vampires to Stokely?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29You're asking for us to be chased by an angry peasant mob.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31FIERCE SHOUTING
0:05:32 > 0:05:34HE GASPS
0:05:34 > 0:05:41No, you're right, so instead of hunting the whole town, we'll just invite a few peasants to the castle.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44We'll let them loose at midnight and the fun can begin.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47If you're only draining a few locals, who cares?
0:05:47 > 0:05:53Exactly. Now, Ingrid, we need healthy peasants, fit and fast enough to make the chase fun.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58Don't worry, Dad, I've got the perfect specimens in mind.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Oooh. We've all been invited to a hunt ball at the castle!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, please say we can go?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09No!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I just really don't think we should go!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I couldn't agree more.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oh, why? It sounds like fun.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22There's a hundred things I'd rather do than prancing around with a bunch of weirdos.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27We shouldn't make fun of the neighbours. I say we all go and have a jolly good time.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I'm going to ask Ingrid to dance with me!
0:06:29 > 0:06:34Me too... Hang on, we don't know how to ballroom dance.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Your father will teach you. He does a mean tango.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42What, you think plumbers can't dance?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Does that mean we can go?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47C'mon, we'll start with a waltz.
0:06:48 > 0:06:54- Oh, yes! - Are you gonna stand by and let our family be used as refreshments?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56You're worrying over nothing.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- We're perfectly safe. The Count likes us.- That's odd.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Under dress code it just says, "Running shoes".
0:07:10 > 0:07:14It says here bats can give you quite a nasty bite.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16And so can vampires.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19When are you gonna realise there are no vampires?
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Vampires are real and they're nesting in that castle.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26When I shoot down the Count,
0:07:26 > 0:07:28then you'll believe me.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, this is ridiculous.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I'm gonna warn them they've got bats that need protecting.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40If you go up there, the only thing that'll need protecting is your neck.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh, give over!
0:07:47 > 0:07:52There's a lot to do before the guests arrive, so I've made us both a list of chores.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53But this is blank?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Whoops, that one's mine, this is yours.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00But...this is too much, I don't have time!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Which reminds me, make sure you wind the big clock.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06The hunt starts at midnight.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07BELL RINGS
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Is Vlad in?- Upstairs.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15"Make three gallons of leech and strawberry punch."
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Is Vlad in?- Are you deaf? Find him yourself!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20All right, no need to shout.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Stewed cockroaches. I've got to make stew as well!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25I don't believe it.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28You're the perfect specimens Ingrid was talking about.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Specimens? Don't you mean guests?
0:08:31 > 0:08:37At midnight a pack of hungry vampires is going to tear you limb from limb.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Get out of here!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42You mean...a hunt ball really is a hunt ball?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44That's what I've been trying to tell you!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ingrid really is evil.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Hello? Vlad?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Ingrid? Anybody there?
0:09:02 > 0:09:06'Vampires are real and they're nesting in that castle.'
0:09:09 > 0:09:11FOOTSTEPS
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Quick, Dad! Wake up!- Ow!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18HE GROWLS
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Right, that's it, I'm getting a soundproof coffin.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26I am sick of being woken up in the middle of the day!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Sorry, but it's an emergency.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29The dry cleaners shrunk my cape?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33No, Ingrid's invited the Branaghs to the ball - they're bait!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35It's going to be fun!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Vampires are going to suck out our blood!
0:09:37 > 0:09:43I thought you wanted to be a vampire? It's better than being a stinking breather.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44HE SNIFFS
0:09:44 > 0:09:47And you really do reek today, Robin.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51You're making this room smell like it's full of breathers.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53My family don't want to be turned into vampires!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Oh, don't be so rhesus negative.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58They'll look great in fangs -
0:09:58 > 0:10:00especially mine!
0:10:01 > 0:10:05(Go on! Tell him about Mr Van Helsing!)
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What about him?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Well, Dad...you see,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14the thing is...
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Mr Van Helsing's not just a woodwork teacher...
0:10:20 > 0:10:23He's also a vampire slayer.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25BRRP!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Him?!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36A slayer?
0:10:36 > 0:10:41As if! Now get out of here, I need my beauty sleep.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42GO!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48You actually saw him in his coffin?!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50We need to get away from here.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Far away.- Run away?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Are you crazy? We've got to get do our duty.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59It's going to be swarming with vampires.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02They're having a...party!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05A party?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Oh, sweet joy! This is it, the big one.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I've always dreamed of this moment, Jonno.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Me and you,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19outnumbered,
0:11:19 > 0:11:23fighting shoulder to shoulder against a bloodthirsty horde of vampires...
0:11:25 > 0:11:26I think I'm gonna be sick.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33We've got to stop them from going to the ball. It's our only chance!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Congratulations. I'm glad the penny has finally dropped.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Oh, no! What have I done?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- My dress!- Never mind, Mum, I'm sure we can go next year.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Right, Vlad?- Oh, you bet.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oh, well... isn't it lucky I decided to wear this instead?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- What if I lock us in and hide the keys?- Do it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Hurry up. Ingrid's here.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Ingrid's checking my blood pressure. Isn't that thoughtful?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Just want to make sure you're fit for the dance.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08You're sick! Sick, do you hear?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Chloe, don't be so rude!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12120 over 60.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Is that good?- Perfect.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17You could run for miles.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Right. Good.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Don't panic. The hunt doesn't start until midnight, we've still got time!
0:12:26 > 0:12:30For what? How are we gonna stop a room full of thirsty vampires?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Leave it with me.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39It's time. Come on, let's gather some weapons and ammo.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41We're gonna need the full works.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Are you with me?
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Dad, wait!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54What if you don't make it back?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57You're all I've got.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Every man must choose his own destiny.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I've chosen mine,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04it's time for you to choose yours.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18That stopped him in his tracks immediately.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Two minutes.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Elizabeth!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33So glad you could make it.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- We wouldn't have missed it for the world, would we?- Mmm.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Thank you for inviting us. - You must stay till midnight.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43I have something lined up...that's to die for. Please.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57OK, here's your shortlist.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I recommend her, her or her.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Well, what are you waiting for?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Get talking to them.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10No, Ingrid, they shall come to me.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Drawn by the power of my magnetic charm.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21See, what did I tell you?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I'm irresistible.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Magda!- Hello, darlings.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Mum! What are you doing here?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I want to know why your father's looking for a wife.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40It's time Vladimir had a proper mother.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41I'm a proper mother!
0:14:41 > 0:14:45You sent us jumpers made out of your boyfriend's fur.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48He was moulting - it seemed such a waste.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Now be quiet and fetch me a drink, I'm parched.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Looking for something?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the ball?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- The what? - Let's not play games any more, Vlad.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I know you're a vampire.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18And you know I'm a slayer.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Look, I don't know what you're talking about, OK?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Cross my heart and hope to...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Look I don't know, OK?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42What are you going to do now?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Vampire?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Jonathan, am I glad to see you!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Vampire!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, poo.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Where's Vlad? We're running out of time.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43He can't help you now, no-one can.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46The vampires have picked up the scent.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51CLOCK CHIMES
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Mum, Dad, please can we go now?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56It's way past our bedtime.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Ingrid hasn't danced with us once.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01They've got a point, it's getting late.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Let's go then.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Dance?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09It's too late, we're leaving.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Well, they changed their tune pretty quickly.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I suppose one more dance won't kill us.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37If he moves, stake him.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Don't listen to him, Jonathan, he's crazy!
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Dad, I've decided.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I want to slay vampires.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45OK, you're both crazy.
0:17:45 > 0:17:51I've waited a long time to hear you say that, son, but now I need you to stay here and watch him.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Don't worry. I'll be careful, I promise.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Please, don't hurt my dad.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Relax, Vlad,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02he won't feel a thing.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Poisoned blood.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08I'm going to slip it into his drink and watch him turn to dust.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Him and the rest of his bloodsucking friends.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13You're wasting your time.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- You'll never get into the castle! - Don't worry,
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I'm a master of disguise.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29GIGGLING
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Oh, Bun Buns.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34You'll never marry another.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36You still love me.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I'm so over you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Ha ha ha ha!
0:18:41 > 0:18:47- Go on, pick a woman, any woman, and I will ask them to marry me. - You're bluffing.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Anyone.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Her!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Urgh, but she's so...
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Fine. Fine!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Good evening.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12What a beautiful...flask.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Why thank you, kind sir.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Please, call me Count.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19What's your name,
0:19:19 > 0:19:20fair maiden?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Hels...inki.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29Van...essa Helsinki. From Finland.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Well, Miss...
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Helsinki, erm...
0:19:33 > 0:19:36There's something I have to ask you.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39What's that?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Drink?- Thanks.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Look, what I wanted to say is...
0:19:54 > 0:19:58would you do me the honour of being my...my dance partner?
0:20:01 > 0:20:02OK.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15If Vlad doesn't get here soon, we'll be vampires!
0:20:15 > 0:20:19We've got to get out of here. Time's running out.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I never even got to say goodbye.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I'm sure Dad will have finished them quickly.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29They probably didn't feel a thing.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32He's practised a lot and read all the books.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35He HAS done this before...right?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Yeah!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Well, not technically, no.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44You're telling me your dad has gone up to a castle full of vampires,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47having never slayed one before?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Is that a bad idea?- If you ever want to see your dad again,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53you'd better untie me - now!
0:21:02 > 0:21:07That hideous creature was not on my shortlist. This is a disaster.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08She'll never make him happy.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13At least we have something to take our minds off it. Here comes dinner.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18- Having fun? - You've been such a wonderful hostess, we can't thank you enough.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- There's something I've been meaning to give you.- For me?
0:21:21 > 0:21:26I know how hard it must be for you not having a mother around.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I thought this might cheer you up.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Mrs Branagh, you're too kind.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36This is a disaster. A complete disaster.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Oh, shush, Robin!
0:21:38 > 0:21:42..I've got it. I know how we can buy us a bit of time!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50BELLS RING
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- BELL STRIKES THE HOUR - Twelve!- What's the special occasion?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Eleven!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- It isn't New Year.- Ten!
0:22:19 > 0:22:25- Ugh!- Nine!- Why d'you think I'd wear trash like this? It's revolting!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Well, really!- How rude!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- ..Seven!- Get out of here now, you're not welcome!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Six!- You heard her, let's go!- Five!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- I wouldn't want to stay a moment longer.- Four!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Quick, go!- Three!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- You won't be able to hold them off. - She's got a point.- Two!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Robin!- Get out of here. Now!
0:22:47 > 0:22:48One!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Yoo-hoo! Dinner's over here!
0:22:59 > 0:23:04Dad, stop! That woman is Mr Van Helsing.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05He's a slayer!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oh, please!
0:23:13 > 0:23:17I think I can tell the difference between a man
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- and a woman.- Oh, Dad, I was so worried about you!
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Dad?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Yes, it is I...
0:23:28 > 0:23:29..Van Helsing.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Vampire slayer!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Stay back or I'll shoot!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44That won't scare them -
0:23:44 > 0:23:46they're my friends!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Prepare to die.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Please, don't shoot my dad!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- I'll save you, Master! - Watch out, he's got a sword!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oops.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24DAD!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32My darling Count!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Oh, Magda, I lied...
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I never stopped loving you.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40And I you.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45Promise me, promise you'll stay and look after the kids.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Promise, Master.- Not you! Magda!
0:24:48 > 0:24:52I'll look after them like they were my own children.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55We ARE your own children!
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Silence! Vladdy, Vlad, closer...
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Promise...promise you'll carry on the family name
0:25:07 > 0:25:09and be a good vampire.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I promise.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22That's my boy.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33He's dead!
0:25:33 > 0:25:38But he didn't say anything to ME. Oh, that is so typical!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40I slayed a vampire.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47I slayed a vampire!
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Actually I...I don't think you did.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Dad, it's your flask of poisoned blood.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Well, let's fill it with something a little fresher.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- What do we do now?- Run!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Don't go now,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27the party's just getting started.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Let the boy go, it's me you want.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- I won't put up a fight.- Dad, no!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Don't do it, Dad,
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- it's not worth it. - Oh, it's worth it, all right.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47But it's too easy if he won't put a fight. Where's the fun in that?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55We'll meet again,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I promise you that.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Can't wait.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Oh, and by the way...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03love the dress!
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I can't believe you just let a slayer go.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Well, I didn't want to ruin the family reunion.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Oh, Magda, with you back it's going to be like old times.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Goodbye, Vlad. Look after your father,
0:27:29 > 0:27:35he's a danger to himself when he's trying to kill slayers. Mwah! Mwah!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39You're leaving?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41But you said you loved me.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45You were dying, I was trying to be nice.
0:27:48 > 0:27:53Isn't she just the most evil woman in the world?
0:27:53 > 0:27:57So I guess you want us to start packing our bags, then?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Whatever for?
0:27:59 > 0:28:04Having a slayer in town is going to make life so much more interesting.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08THE COUNT CACKLES
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