0:00:26 > 0:00:29SNORING
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Morning, Zoltan! - Indeed it is, Master Vlad,
0:00:40 > 0:00:45and in case you'd forgotten, you don't do mornings, you're a vampire!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Not before I'm 16, I'm not.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Until then I'm just a normal kid and I'll do what normal kids do.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Turn me upside down and look for batteries?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55No, I'm going to school.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58But, Master Vlad, it's not safe.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02The only person who knows I'm a vampire is Robin and he's promised he won't tell a soul.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Well, don't come running in my direction
0:01:05 > 0:01:08when you're named and shamed as the spawn of Dracula.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Zoltan, relax. It's going to be chilly.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16I mean...cool. That's what kids say round here, isn't it?
0:01:16 > 0:01:21Yeah, as in, "Isn't it cool we slayed the vampire?"
0:01:21 > 0:01:22BELL RINGS
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- THUMP - Flaming torches!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Renfield!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'll get it, Master!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Morning, Renfield.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Hiya, Robin!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44You see, perfect fit.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Yeah, those trousers really show off your ankles.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- So, are we all set? - Yeah, just one problem.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Hello! I'm Robin's mum, Elizabeth.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Ah, nice.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00That's Mum's polite way of saying, "It needs a clean".
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Vlad, my man, is Ingrid around?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Robin! Are we expecting anyone else?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08It's not my fault, they just followed me up here!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Get them out of here quick before Dad hears them.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13'Renfield! Who's there?!'
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Erm, let's all move along, shall we, folks?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Going somewhere, Vlad?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Yo, 'Grid.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Ah, so you must be the famous Ingrid.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26You've certainly made some fans in our house.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28BOTH: Mam!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30You'd better get dressed for school.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33You can't seriously think that I'm going to school?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36You don't have to go, but I want to.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Just don't tell Dad, OK?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Sure. Don't worry.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Dad!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44'Beelzebub's bog-brush!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47'I am trying to sleep!'
0:02:47 > 0:02:53What peasant dares knock at my palace of doom?!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Hello, you must be Mr...?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Count.- Mr Count.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I'm Elizabeth Branagh, your neighbour.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Welcome to our country. It's wonderful to meet you.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07What is that smell?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I think it's coming from...
0:03:12 > 0:03:13The slime pit!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Oh! I think you may have a problem with your drains.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19My Graham's a plumber. I'll send him to have a look
0:03:19 > 0:03:21once I've dropped Vlad and Ingrid off at school.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- WHOOSH - "School"?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26What school?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Stokely Grammar.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30My children do not go to school.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Oh, please let me go, Dad. How else am I going to make friends?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Our kind don't need friends.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Well... Now, come on, you lot, or we'll be late.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Nice to meet you, Mr Count.- Bye.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45See you.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, thanks. Thanks a lot(!)
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Here we are, son - Stokely Grammar.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09A fresh start for both of us.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Dad, you are going to behave yourself at this school.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15It'd be nice to stay in one place for more than a few months.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Johnno, I promised, didn't I?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20And a Van Helsing never breaks his promise.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Blood and garlic!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28It's a vampire!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Dad, it's a boy in a cape.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Morning, Mr Van Helsing!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Morning, Headmistress.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Just doing my morning squats.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Congratulations!
0:04:45 > 0:04:4815 seconds into a new school and you've already spotted the vampire.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's instinct, son.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I'm a vampire slayer.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57No, Dad, you're a woodwork teacher.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Vlad, it's quarter past midnight!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Come on, get up.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12What do you mean? I've been up all day.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Well, tough necks, sonny. That's your choice, not mine. Come, come.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Come look at this beautiful moonshine!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23You can't just laze around in bed all night.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26You do realise I'm not actually a vampire yet, don't you?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I sleep at night, I like garlic bread and I want to go to school.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Just deal with it.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Is this about the friends thing, mmm?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Cos I've been thinking about what you said earlier.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You've changed your mind? I can go to school?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41No, even better.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42I'll be your friend.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Thanks, but I'd like some friends my own age.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I could teach you all my wicked ways.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52I don't want to be an evil vampire. I want to be an ordinary boy.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
0:05:57 > 0:06:00You disappoint me.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10DOOR CLOSES
0:06:12 > 0:06:13I'm sorry.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21BELL RINGS
0:06:21 > 0:06:23THUMP
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Ow!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29If that's that Branagh woman again...!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Master! Master! It's a breather!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37With a metal horse!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40So you must be Vladimir and Ingrid.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43And you must be wearing that for charity.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, a free-thinker. Splendid stuff.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I'm Ms Harker, your new headmistress.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Ah.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Morning, it's Mr...?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Count.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Mr Count, that's right.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Now, I've had reports that the children
0:07:00 > 0:07:02haven't been placed in a school.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Reports?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05From whom?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I'm afraid I can't say.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Whoever it is, I shall crush them.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Dad!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Now, look, I don't know where you hail from, Mr Count,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17but in our country, children are required to go to school.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21And if you refuse to cooperate, they'll be taken away.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26- Really? And how much would this service cost?- Cost?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- It wouldn't cost anything.- Splendid! You can have her for a start.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I still have hopes for the boy.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Yeah, me too. I hope he'll get lost!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Look, Mr Count, it's quite simple.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Either you send the children to school or you'll be taken to court.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Oh, taken to court. I'm aquiver with fear(!)
0:07:47 > 0:07:51And what, pray tell, is this so-called court?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Oh, just the local equivalent of an angry peasant mob.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55What?!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Right. Vlad, Ingrid, get ready for school.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Yes!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10This is so embarrassing.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13My first day at school and I look like a freak.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15So much for keeping a low profile.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21No, wait! I have a little good luck present.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Now, these are a pair of ancient brooches
0:08:23 > 0:08:26with the legendary Dracula coat of arms.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Oh, wicked!- So, Vladdy, my boy...
0:08:30 > 0:08:32..this one's for you.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36And Ingrid... It's such a shame you weren't a boy.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40You're a heartless, spiteful, self-centred bully
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- and so am I but you just can't see it!- Shut the door!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46That girl will be the death of me.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'll see you later, Dad.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Don't forget your cape!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Dad, only a weirdo would wear a cape to school.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hi, Vlad.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11My boy's growing up, Renfield.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Yoo-hoo! Mr Count!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Oh, please.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I knew you'd change your mind! Can't wait to get rid of them, eh?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24I know the feeling! Must dash, see you soon.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's her, isn't it?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32She must be the one who denounced me to the school.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36She must be punished, Master.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Renfield...
0:09:39 > 0:09:40..home.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44We have work to do.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, wow! So this is school?!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Yeah, it's a bit like a prison.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Only sometimes people escape from prison.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Hey, cool, look at this!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02My own private locker.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Yeah, it's really not that exciting.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07It's somewhere you can stash your games kit
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- and, in your case, the blood of innocent victims.- Robin!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'm only having a laugh.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Please just keep your mouth shut, all right?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17You're the only one who knows we're vampires
0:10:17 > 0:10:19and I'd like it to stay that way.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Sure.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, hello, it's Batman and Batman.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Hey, nice badge.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Erm...it's nothing special. It's...
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Absolutely nothing to do with vampires!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Robin. - Ignore him. He thinks he's a vampire.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Robin actually believes that bloodsucking humans exist.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Sad, isn't it?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45So, what part of "keep your mouth shut" don't you understand?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Vlad, your locker!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00So remember, no more getting distracted, all right?
0:11:00 > 0:11:04What do you mean, "distracted"? All right, I won't get distracted.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09- Dad!- I was just going to tail him, Johnno. See where his lair is.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11He's in my class.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- His name's Robin Branagh and he's not a vampire!- How do you know?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Because there's no such things as vamp...
0:11:16 > 0:11:19CHILDREN SHOUTING
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Jonathan...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Jonathan!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Now who's getting distracted, eh?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48All right, settle down, please, class.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Settle!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57My name is Mr Van Helsing
0:11:57 > 0:12:01and I'm here to help you turn wood into could.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Now, apologies if it feels a bit cold in here this morning.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Apparently there's a problem with the heaters.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Either that or there's an undead presence in the room.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22All right, those who haven't, get their books out, please,
0:12:22 > 0:12:23and get into pairs.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31And, Branagh, put this rubbish away.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Just put that up there, please.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36What are you doing with my brooch?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38You left your locker open so I...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Stole it!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43No. I was keeping it safe. I was protecting you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Give it back!
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- Vlad, you're making a scene. - Oi, you boys! Stop that!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52The rest of you, get on with your work, please.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56And whose is this then?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Oh, well, there's a surprise.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06See me at lunchtime, Branagh.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Alone.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17"I, the Prince of Darkness and the scourge of all men,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20"hereby declare a feud against..."
0:13:24 > 0:13:27"..the Branaghs."
0:13:29 > 0:13:32"I promise to destroy and utterly crush you
0:13:32 > 0:13:35"in the most gruesome and unspeakably evil ways possible.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37"Yours sincerely,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39"Count Dracula."
0:13:39 > 0:13:44Hmm, you don't think it lacks the personal touch?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Good point.
0:13:50 > 0:13:57"PS, I shall drain all the fat
0:13:57 > 0:13:59"from your cows."
0:13:59 > 0:14:02So eloquent, Master.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I shall deliver it myself.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Stop!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16What are you doing, you creature?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Now deliver it!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Master, 'tis done.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Do you want me to get that?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31No, don't worry, I've got it.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45"Destroy...crush...
0:14:45 > 0:14:48"gruesome...drain..."
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, it's from Mr Count up the hill.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52You know I said I'd noticed a bit of a smell.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Oh, please don't make me go up there again.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I know his ways are a little eccentric...
0:14:57 > 0:14:59"Eccentric"?! He's a total nutter!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Just because their ways are a little bit different
0:15:02 > 0:15:05doesn't mean we shouldn't try and make them feel welcome.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10OK, I'll get my things.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Unbelievable.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Here in Stokely.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23The Dracula family coat of arms.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25DOOR OPENS
0:15:28 > 0:15:29You wanted to see me.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Ah, Branagh, come in.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I've just been admiring this brooch of yours.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I brought it in for a history project.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Dad made me promise to bring it straight back - family heirloom.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Your dad?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47And where might your dad be now then, Branagh?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50He's probably having a bite to eat back at the house but...
0:15:50 > 0:15:54A bite to eat, is it?! I know what your father does.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Feeding on the innocent, bleeding them dry!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00He's a plumber, yeah, if that's what you mean.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Oh, a plumber?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I see.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Well, perhaps he'd like to come and have a look at these heaters.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm sure he would, I'll give you his number.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Right.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Thank you.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21So can I have my brooch back, please?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23No.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I'll give it to your father later.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Hi, I'm Jonath...- Sorry, A-list only.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Yeah. Back off please, folks!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Nice. Thanks, Renfield.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Urgh, spinach.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Where's the brooch?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Sorry. Can't you just tell your dad you lost it?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, yeah, if I want him to kill me.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Well, that's all right, you're dead already.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Who's dead already?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Oh, I get it, he's a vampire as well, right?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Chloe! Sssh!- Oops, sorry!
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Mustn't say it too loudly. Don't want to scare the whole school. Vampire!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Ingrid, it's all right.- Ow!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17You little runt!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19You've got some nerve!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21We bite you, not the other way round!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Oh, so you're a vampire as well?!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Well, that explains the hearse, the scary dad, the...
0:17:27 > 0:17:33What peasant dares knock at my palace of doom?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Aaaaaaaah!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43It's all right, don't panic.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46She just found a cockroach.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49THEY SCREAM
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Chloe, please, I'm not going to hurt you!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Get back or I'll knock, you freak!
0:17:56 > 0:18:00I'm not a freak! Look, you've got to trust me.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I'm just a normal kid like you or Robin.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07I mean, I don't get my fangs until I'm 16. Look.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13You've, erm, got a bit of spinach...
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh. Thanks.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Yes? Can I help you?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Erm...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Nothing, Miss.- Well, move along then.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I've got a cockroach outbreak in the canteen to deal with.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Thanks, Chloe.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Look, I don't understand.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Shouldn't you be in Transylvania?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Close encounter with an angry peasant mob.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43We've come here to keep a low profile.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Don't bring your cape into school next time.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50There may not be a next time. Dad will never let me come back
0:18:50 > 0:18:53now that Van Helsing's confiscated my brooch.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- Well, we'll just have to get it back. - I've already asked - he said no.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Who said anything about asking?
0:19:04 > 0:19:11He's here, Master, the Branagh male, armed with a bit of stick and rubber.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Out the way! Out the way!
0:19:13 > 0:19:18Huh, well, that shall be no match for the might of Count Dracula.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20You said that about the porcupine.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Just let him in, Renfield!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Ah, Branagh!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I take it you received my missive?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Yes, I did, and listen, next time just pick up the phone.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I'll give you my number.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43A-ha! Disarmed.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Now I have the power.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Aaarghh!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Right, that'll teach these peasants to mess with Count Dracula.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58'Ah, there does seem to be a bit of a blockage.'
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Mr Van Helsing?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13VOICE APPROACHES
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Maybe this afternoon? Mm-hm, that's right.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Yeah.
0:20:23 > 0:20:28So I'll see you in the woodwork room this afternoon then, bye.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Gotcha!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36We've done it, Johnno.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38The bloodsucker will be here at 4pm.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Dad, you promised you weren't going after him.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43I never said nothing about his father. Now...
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Stake,
0:20:50 > 0:20:52mallet,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54garlic,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56rope.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59All right, let's imagine his father really is a vampire.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Maybe we should, I dunno, call the police?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04What, and let them take all the glory? No way!
0:21:04 > 0:21:05This is our time, son.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07This is our destiny.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11We are the Van Helsings - vampire slayers!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25THUD
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Your husband?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32No, we haven't seen him at all.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Well, I think I found the cause of the blockage!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Oh, Gertrude!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39You! Get back in the slime pit!
0:21:39 > 0:21:44- I've just done you a favour! - We're supposed to be having a feud!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Sorry, have we done something to offend you, Mr Count?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50What, apart from denouncing me to the school?
0:21:50 > 0:21:55- Are you saying someone reported you to the school?- Yes, you.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57It was most certainly not me!
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Oh. So I don't get to slaughter your livestock?
0:22:03 > 0:22:07OK, well we'd love to stay and chat but I've got another appointment.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- So must dash.- Yes, well, why don't we leave you the tray?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I reckon you'll like that, it's fruit-cake.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Vlad! I've been looking for you everywhere.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- We've got to get to the woodwork room!- Why?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Because Mr Van Helsing's a vampire s...- Hi, guys.- Hi, Dad.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Just sorting out some heaters.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Mr Van Helsing's a vampire?
0:22:33 > 0:22:38Slayer! He's meeting your dad in the woodwork room in exactly two minutes.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Nice one, Chloe, you almost had me there!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Vlad's dad can't come out in the daylight.
0:22:43 > 0:22:49But Van Helsing is definitely meeting someone who he thinks is a vampire.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Dad!
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Walk, don't run!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I said walk!
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Right!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Stop!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12OK, ETA the vampire,
0:23:12 > 0:23:13minus one minute.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19There's no such things as vampires!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Yes, there is and I can prove it.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Look.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29The Dracula family coat of arms.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34So that's your proof?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37It's proof that the devious bloodsucker
0:23:37 > 0:23:40must have snuck into the school and swapped it!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45He's coming.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Into position.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Stop! That's an order!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Dad! Don't open the door!- Chloe?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Freeze!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03The lot of you!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I'm just here to look at some heaters.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Ah, yes, Mr Branagh.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09They're through here.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- No!- Waaargh!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Ah, headmistress, just the person!
0:24:22 > 0:24:27So what do you think of our new...burglar alarm then, eh?
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Let me out of here!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Mr Van Helsing!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41My office, now!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Both of you!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I'd better get on with the heating.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Why don't the two of you bring Vlad back to the castle?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Castle?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57This boy lives in a castle?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59He's just moved here from Transylvania.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Let's go!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Transylvania, eh?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18I look forward to meeting your father, Vlad.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- What do you mean we're going home?! - It's the neighbours, Ingrid,
0:25:22 > 0:25:26they're driving us out with their good turns and nauseating favours.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28But do you realise how popular I am at that school?!
0:25:28 > 0:25:32For the first time in my life, I actually exist!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Don't you care about my feelings at all?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Oh, Ingrid, silly, of course I don't!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Now pack your bags, we're leaving at sunset!
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- This is because Vlad told his little friends about us, isn't it?- What?!
0:25:43 > 0:25:47I really don't think you should have said that, Miss Ingrid.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52So you promise that you won't tell anyone...
0:25:52 > 0:25:54else that I'm a vampire.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Cross my heart and hope to die.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Which is sooner than you think.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03THEY SCREAM
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Now, which of you shall I start with first?- Dad! Stop!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08They know we're vampires!
0:26:08 > 0:26:09They must be destroyed!
0:26:09 > 0:26:13We've discussed this. Friends are not food!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15These are no friends!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17It was probably them who denounced me to the school!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- No, it wasn't, Dad! - Well, who could have done it then?
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Me.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30You?
0:26:34 > 0:26:38You double-crossed your own father?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42You clever little fox!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45What, is that it?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49He betrayed you!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Mmm. Admirable cunning.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53A true vampire, eh?
0:26:53 > 0:26:56You know this town seems to bring out the best in you, son.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59So we're staying? Oh, excellent!
0:26:59 > 0:27:03- Yes!- Well, there's no need to leave just yet, I suppose.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I mean, the locals may be annoyingly pleasant,
0:27:06 > 0:27:08but at least they're not...
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Well, I don't know...
0:27:11 > 0:27:13vampire slayers.
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