0:00:20 > 0:00:21Cock a doodle doo!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- Cock a doodle doo...ooo!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Zoltan! You're a wolf not a cockerel. Please try to remember.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34I'm sorry, Master Vlad. Your father wants to see you straight away.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36That doesn't sound very good.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Is he angry?- No, he's not.- Phew.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43He's furious. He's read your school report.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- But my report's good.- Yes.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48That seems to be the problem.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55"Vlad is a nice boy who is a pleasure to teach."
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Nice? NICE!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01You're a vampire, Vlad, and vampires are never nice.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Not even at Christmas. - Dad, I'm not like you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08I can't do charming and deadly.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11But you can do pathetic and loser.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Face it, Dad, he's just not cut out to be a vampire.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Me, on the other hand...
0:01:18 > 0:01:22"Ingrid is a born trouble-maker who delights in causing
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- "as much disruption as possible." - Oh, Ingrid...
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I'm busy with the future Count Dracula here?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32But I'm the eldest, I want to inherit the title.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Mmm, Countess Dracula? - Countess Dracula!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- That's a good one! - That's a good one!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Vlad, wake up and smell the coffin.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Now promise me you'll try harder to cause trouble at school.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Yes, Dad.- That's my boy.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06"Robin is moody and difficult in class.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08"He only cheers up when he's dissecting a frog.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12"Please could you ask him not to do this during maths".
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Morning.- Morning.- Why the long faces?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It's Robin's school report. It's not good.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20We can't all be child geniuses, Miss Einstein.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25- Besides how many GSCEs do you need to be a grave digger?- Ha, ha.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Shouldn't you two be off playing rugby, getting badly injured?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- C'mon, I'm hungry. - Race you to the muesli.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Oh, Robin. Why can't you be happy like Ian and Paul?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39They're not happy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41They're concussed.
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Look Robin, Mum and Dad just don't want you to end up on the streets
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- having to beg people for money. - Unlike my dad,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52who wants me to make people beg for their lives.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57You can't keep away, Ingrid. You're drawn to me like a moth to a flame.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Drop dead, Branagh.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04If you think I'm going to stand back and watch you inherit my castle,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07you're more stupid than he looks.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10D'you think I like being Count Junior?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Dad's waited 600 years for a son and heir.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16It would have made my life a lot easier if I was born a girl.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21You shouldn't say that out loud.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I'm going to show Dad why I should be his favourite.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28I'll be the biggest troublemaker this school has ever seen.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Ooh! Opening an umbrella indoors, that's bad(!) You go, girl.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Dad's won't be impressed by that.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I stand corrected...and wet.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51You know, your sister really is quite twisted.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I like that about her.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Well, don't just stand there. Turn it off!
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- It wasn't us!- Do the words "red-handed" ring any bells?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15I'm suspending you two until further notice.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Looks like I'll be having a word with your father.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Won't that be nice?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- I suppose you think this is funny? - Funny?
0:04:25 > 0:04:30I think it's terrible what happened, I mean who could do such a...?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35You look hilarious! Wait till my dad hears about this.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37He won't have to wait very long.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Vlad's probably telling him now. - Vlad?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Van Helsing suspended him and Robin.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- They're in a lot of trouble because of you.- Nooo!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49MUSIC AND TRUMPETS PLAY
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Bravo Vlad! Bravo!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- I'm guessing the school rang you then?- Suspended!
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Vlad, I knew you could do it, you young hellraiser!
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Congratulations Master. I have baked a cake in your honour.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- You shouldn't have. - It's chocolate...
0:05:13 > 0:05:16and pigs' blood.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Really, you shouldn't have.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Mmmm...sweet and tangy!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31I have composed a poem to celebrate your great achievement.
0:05:31 > 0:05:38There once was a vampire called Vlad Who was terribly naughty and bad
0:05:38 > 0:05:42He got suspended from school And learnt to be cruel
0:05:42 > 0:05:45So now he can fang-out with his dad.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46This is ridiculous!
0:05:46 > 0:05:51- Well, it probably needs a bit of work but...- I mean this.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I don't want to be suspended.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57I want to learn things. I want to lead a normal life!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03More cake anyone?
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- I'll make a start on the washing up. - Pssst. Don't leave me here.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I am very disappointed in you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'm sorry, Master, I'm just not good with family rows.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Not you! Him!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Waaaaah!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Ooof! I'll just be over here if you need me.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Oh, Dad! Stop creeping up on me like that.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's all part of the training.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45A good vampire hunter never drops his guard. You can't be too careful.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47They could be anywhere.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What, you mean like that one behind you?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00I'm serious. Now listen, I'll need your help later.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- We're going slaying. - You know Dad, just for once,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06it would be nice if you said, "Let's go bowling."
0:07:06 > 0:07:09But slaying is fun.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You call watching the castle all night, fun?
0:07:12 > 0:07:17This will be different. The time for watching and waiting is over.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Vlad has given me the perfect excuse to suspend him.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20So?
0:07:21 > 0:07:27Which gives me the perfect excuse to visit the castle.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- We're going in! - But Dad, they're not vampires!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34We've been watching for weeks and the only things that bite are mosquitoes.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Sometimes you have to go with your gut.- I know all about your gut,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41we share a caravan toilet remember?
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- But Dad, I'm not going to let you slay that family.- Oh, yeah?
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Just try and stop me.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05This is your new timetable.
0:08:05 > 0:08:119am fang hygiene followed by double coffin maintenance.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- And after lunch it's hypnosis and flying.- But what about my friends?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19If I don't go to school, I'll hardly see them.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22We're vampires. A friend is someone we haven't bitten yet.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25The Branaghs, Master.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ah, welcome...
0:08:30 > 0:08:30friends!
0:08:30 > 0:08:35- Isn't it terrible, Vlad and Robin getting suspended?- Terrible.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39And I hate to think of all the lessons they're missing.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41So you're teaching Vlad yourself?
0:08:41 > 0:08:46I don't like to brag, but I am an expert on most things in life.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Please, will you teach Robin? He can't afford to fall behind.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52He's doing badly enough as it is.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mam.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57These boys are a bad influence on each other.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Bad influence, you say?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Mmm.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06Leave him with me, I'll see what I can do.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'm sorry to hear about Vlad.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Why is everybody so concerned about Vlad? You sound just like my dad.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26It's always Vlad this, Vlad that.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28You've VLAD enough of it?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I've heard there's a great film on at the cinema.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38You should go and see it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Get out of the castle. All of you.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- The whole family. Tonight.- Is that your lame way of asking me on a date?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48No, I'm just trying to be helpful.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Oh, you can help all right.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You can help get me suspended.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Now, look into my eyes.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Deep into my eyes...
0:10:02 > 0:10:05As you can see,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07the sharp fangs enable the vampire
0:10:07 > 0:10:11to bite into the neck of their victim and drain them of blood.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Ah, but be careful if they've just been trampolining
0:10:15 > 0:10:17as it can be a bit fizzy.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Now you must be rather peckish after your hard morning's study.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Renfield has prepared something special for you.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Wow, this looks posh. Better than school dinners any day!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Mmmm. Yummy.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- You've really outdone yourself this time, Renfield.- Bon appetit.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Garlic, deadly to adult vampires but, well...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- harmless at your age.- Harmless?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58On a first date these can be lethal.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02I want you to eat one so you're familiar with the taste.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Know your enemy and all that.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Of course this doesn't apply to...
0:11:06 > 0:11:11This doesn't apply to you, Robin so you don't have to eat yours.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16Mmm. Mmmm. Mmmmmmmm. Not bad. You should try some.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19This is all a dream!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I'll wake up and find I'm back in school.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Eat.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Jonathan! What are you doing lad? Get down!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Doesn't he look lovely?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I told him to do it.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41I'm sure you're very angry and will want to suspend me immediately.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46Go back to your class, I'll deal with you later. I said get down!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49But it's all my fault! Aren't you going to punish me?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52All in good time young lady, all in good time.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Remember Vlad,
0:12:16 > 0:12:25the key to hypnotising your victim is to look deep...into their eyes.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I'm feeling a little uncomfortable with the word victim.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34It's no use Dad, I'm never going to get it. I keep going cross-eyed.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Even Ingrid has mastered this and she's a girl.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Look, I'll show you how it's done.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43You make eye contact and then you draw them in, freezing them
0:12:43 > 0:12:47with your gaze like a rabbit caught in the headlights.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49And then before you know it they're...
0:12:51 > 0:12:54They're what?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Dad?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59You've hypnotised him!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- No way!- You have! Watch this!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Hello, my name is Count Dracula-la...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07la la laaaaaa!
0:13:07 > 0:13:08How did I do that?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11You are now a true vampire! Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaa!
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- Can you stop that? You're freaking me out.- Sorry.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I mean, sorry.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Do you realise what this means?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I won't make it as a ventriloquist?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I'm going to grow up to be a vampire
0:13:25 > 0:13:28and there's nothing I can do about it.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32I'm going to watch all my friends grow old and die
0:13:32 > 0:13:34and I'll still be here...
0:13:34 > 0:13:37flapping around in this gloomy old castle.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You make it sound so negative.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Vlad! You have the power to hypnotise people.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46You can make them do what you want. Surely that's a plus?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49That's it! Why didn't I think of that?
0:13:49 > 0:13:55Dad, from now on you are no longer a vampire. You're just a regular dad.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- What are you doing? - This way, for once in my life
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'll have a normal dad and I can be a normal kid!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You know this place is a bit gloomy.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15It needs a lick of paint to brighten things up. I'm thinking...
0:14:15 > 0:14:18sunflower yellow.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19What do you reckon?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27He used to be dark and interesting. Now he's just like my dad.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Pardon me for being selfish, but this isn't a win-win situation for me.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35He's my dad and I'll hypnotise him how I want, thank you.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Fair enough, but in that case you've got to do me a favour.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Are you trying to make a laughing stock out of me?- I'm sorry.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I don't know what got in to me.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Ingrid hypnotised you, it's a basic vampire skill.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56She's manipulative. It's a basic teenage skill.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59I told you, a good slayer never drops his guard.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01And I told you, I'm not a slayer!
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Jonathan, whether we like it or not we're Van Helsings,
0:15:06 > 0:15:10and it's our duty to hunt down and slay vampires.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Don't forget, a family that slays together...- Stays together.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18If you don't want to help me then fine, I'll do it myself.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25A number seven should be the right size for the Count.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27What if he's not a vampire?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31What if he's some foreign guy trying to make a new home for his family?
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- Welcome to our country. Wallop! You're dead.- That's a point.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I'll need these for the family.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44This is crazy! That's it. I'm coming with you.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I'll prove they're not vampires and we're never slaying again.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- What mallet do you want? - Wood or rubber?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58HE PLAYS SOMBRE TUNE
0:16:02 > 0:16:04MUSIC CONTINUES
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- What's going on? - Have we had a power cut?
0:16:18 > 0:16:23- Do you mind? I was pretending to play that.- Mum and Dad won't like this.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24"Elizabeth Branagh."
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- Oh, no! You don't mean...? - They're...they're...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Having a nap.- What?!
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- Hello kids.- Had a good day at school? - Aaaargh!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Looks like you and Vlad have been busy.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Hi, Ingrid.- Hi, Dad.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- You just said hello to me. - Of course my poppet.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02- Why wouldn't I say hello to my favourite daughter?- Right.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- What's going on? - Nothing's "going on".
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I thought I'd bring a little sunshine into our lives.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Where's Vlad?- Up in his room watching TV.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15But you said we couldn't have a TV in our bedrooms.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19I don't remember saying that. I don't remember much at all.
0:17:19 > 0:17:25Master, what colour next? Sunflower Yellow or Daisy Delight?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Mmmm. What do you think, Ingrid?
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Ingrid?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37This is the life, eh, Zoltan?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Yes, Master. I'm surprised the Count agreed to this.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44It is most unlike him.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Well, well, well. Who's been a busy boy then?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I don't know what you're talking about.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- What are you doing?! - I believe Mistress Ingrid
0:17:56 > 0:18:01intends to throw the television receiving device out of the window.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Which can't be good for it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:08Have you hypnotised Dad? You've turned him into Mr DIY regular guy.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09OK, yes!
0:18:09 > 0:18:13I may have accidentally hypnotised him.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17I told him he wasn't a vampire.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21I have to say, Master, I don't think that was one of your better ideas.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I just wanted to have a normal dad,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27who didn't want to teach me how to turn into a bat.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Was that so wrong? - No, I suppose not.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35He's been a vampire for 600 years, the change will do him good.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40No! What did you do that for?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44We're vampires Vlad, always have been, always will be.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47You can't change that.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I don't want Dad to be normal.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I want him to make me the Princess of Darkness.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55You could have a TV in YOUR room!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Or you could throw it out of YOUR window.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59And...pizza!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03I'm going to change him back.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08You'd better not hypnotise anybody else ever again.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I know that guilty look, Master.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22It reminds me of when you were toilet training.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24What have you done?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Robin, this is getting scary, please change them back.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- It's just a bit of fun. - Tell that to Ian and Paul.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I've never seen them run so fast.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Time for dinner I think.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42We'll start with the youngest.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Do you want first bite?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Ooh, could I?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I'm parched.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54Dad! What are you doing? It's me, Chloe!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Robin! Do something!
0:19:56 > 0:20:01You're not really vampires, you're just pretending to be vampires!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Wake up!- Robin! - Let's get out of here.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06He's stolen our dinner!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09The greedy pig!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Hey, princess! How's it hanging?
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Dad, I want you to look into my eyes. Deep into my eyes.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25Ingrid, you really are growing up to be a lovely young lady.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Really?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Look, I've been reading your report
0:20:29 > 0:20:31and I know you can do a lot better.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36I am here for you. We can sit down and work this thing out.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38You...you want to spend time with me?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40As long as it takes.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43But you never want to spend time with me.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48Well, that's all going to change. Come here. I love you, Ingrid.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52I love you too, Dad.
0:21:02 > 0:21:08- Hey, what is it, sugar plum? - This is wrong, all wrong.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- DOORBELL RINGS - Ah, that'll be my guest.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I've invited Mr Van Helsing for dinner
0:21:18 > 0:21:20to discuss Vlad's suspension.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Could you let Vlad know he's here?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Let me do the talking. You can't be too careful
0:21:29 > 0:21:33coming face to face with the Prince of Darkness.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Mr Van Helsing.
0:21:39 > 0:21:45Mr Count? Sorry I didn't recognise you. You look...different.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Have you done something with your hair?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Look, I am so sorry about Vlad's behaviour today.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56It's good of you to come and see me. Please, please...
0:21:56 > 0:21:57do come in.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09Oi! Your dorky woodwork teacher's here to see you.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Van Helsing?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Duh!- No! Oh, this can't be happening!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Take a chill pill, Vladerella. They'll let you go back.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23- You don't understand. Van Helsing is a slayer!- What?!
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- You didn't think to mention this before?- Sorry.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31So are you telling me that Dad is downstairs chatting with a slayer!
0:22:31 > 0:22:36Yes! Dad won't know how to fight him or how to use his powers.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40This is what happens when you turn people into someone they're not.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45- I should never have hypnotised them! - Them? What do you mean, them?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Vlad, I'm going to kill you! - Mum and Dad are after our blood!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50You just don't know when to stop.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52You're worse than a werewolf at full moon!
0:22:52 > 0:22:56- OK, so I made a mistake.- A mistake!
0:22:56 > 0:23:01Our dad, Count Normal, is downstairs talking to a vampire slayer!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04That's not a mistake, that's fatal!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Time for a spot of slaying, son.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Wait! Mr Count doesn't even look like a vampire.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Just let me at him.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25- Is everything all right? - Yes.- Yes, no problem.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34Ah, welcome! Just in time to discuss our boys' suspension.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Who cares about that? We've come for a bite to eat!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40We've hit the jackpot, son.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43It's time to break up this little vampire club.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48- You take the girl, I'll take the two guys.- I'm not taking anyone!
0:23:48 > 0:23:53They're not vampires. Those two are wearing plastic fangs!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Call yourself a slayer?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00You can't even spot a vampire when he's three feet away!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Fine, I'll take them all. Me on my own, I'll do it!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Fine! Go to jail on your own. - Would you care to join us?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Mr Van Helsing, we're so glad you're here.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19- We want to apologise about earlier.- That's the spirit, boys!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Now let's all sit down and talk about this suspension.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24See if we can work it out.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- Mum! You'll be late for that fancy dress party.
0:24:28 > 0:24:33- See?- We're late for dinner... - How's the stir-fry coming along?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- It's burnt. Totally ruined.- We'll have to do this another night.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Well, that's sorted. Time we were leaving.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43We're going nowhere. Time we stopped messing about
0:24:43 > 0:24:47and finished the job we came here to do!
0:24:47 > 0:24:51We need to talk this suspension thing through properly.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Renfield, I'm sure there's something we can eat.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Yes, I'm sure.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Come on!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Anyone fancy a canape?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Mmm. Tasty.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Mmmm. You're right, this is delicious.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Apparently, they're very good for your blood.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Here you go, eat up.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- But we can't eat garlic.- A-ha! Told you.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25You'd be annoyed if I didn't eat what I was given.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- It can't be one rule for me and one rule for you.- He's right.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32We need to set a good example.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37- Garlic-eating vampires. - This can't be right.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40What about a piece for me? I'm starving.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Oh, dear, looks like I had the last one.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46How convenient(!)
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Don't worry. I've got a piece for you.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Vlad, no!
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Mmm.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- It's a bit dry but...not too bad.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10He ate garlic...
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- I think it's time we got going. - But what about the suspension?
0:26:14 > 0:26:19- I was wrong all this time...- See, it was a mistake. Suspension over.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Bye.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Don't be strangers now!
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- Right, we've got to change them back. Agreed?- Agreed.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38ALL: Agreed.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Will Mum and Dad still be after my blood?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Unfortunately not.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45They won't remember a thing...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Lucky them.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51My gut tells me I'm right about that family...
0:26:53 > 0:26:55but my nose tells me I'm wrong.
0:26:55 > 0:27:00Oh, I'm a rubbish slayer! I know. Go on - say it.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04You just need some practice.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07You're right, son.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10We shouldn't give up.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13They ARE vampires. And I'm going to prove it.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Master, we've run out of Ghostly Grey - will Ghastly Grey do instead?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26It doesn't matter what I think.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Vlad can always hypnotise me to like it.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33I said I was sorry, it was an accident.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Yes, well, it's flying lessons next.
0:27:35 > 0:27:40- You might "accidentally" fly into a tree.- So unfair!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Why can't you teach ME flying? - Oh, Ingrid...
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Yes, Dad?- Get on with it.
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