0:00:19 > 0:00:22HE CHUCKLES
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Ahhh...
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Rarrrgh!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Your dental floss, Master.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Renfield! Eeergh...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Just go to your hole!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Thank you, Master.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56An early night!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Is that a toffee in your mouth?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06This? Just a...
0:01:06 > 0:01:09very, very chewy cockroach.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18How dare you bring confectionery into this house?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21What if my son, Vlad, should find them?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25It was your son who I stole them from in the first place.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29He's got a whole stash in his bedroom.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh, he has, has he? Right.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Robin and I are going to have so much fun.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45I was trying to say that a sleepover isn't the most sensible idea you've ever had.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47What about your father?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51I know Dad may be an evil blood-sucking vampire,
0:01:51 > 0:01:53but he's pretty chilled out.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Vladimir!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04All right, hand over the sugar.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Sugar?
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- What sugar?- Vladimir.- Oh, come on, a few sweets won't hurt.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Won't hurt? You're a vampire!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17How can you bite people if you don't have healthy teeth!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I don't want to bite people!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23You will one day. Now, hand over the sweets.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28- Or I'll book you a check-up with Renfield!- Renfield?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Sorry, Dad. What was I thinking?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I'll never eat sweets again, I promise!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, phew!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50That was a narrow escape.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Why are you smiling? You've lost your sweets.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57You don't grow up with the Prince of Darkness without picking up some tricks.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00He set light to my pyjamas!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I'm not sure it's wise to eat quite so many sweets.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Oh, not you as well, Zoltan.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10My teeth are fine...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Ow!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17So, Master Vlad...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19A little toothache, eh?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Well, we'll soon have that sorted.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Open wide...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31DRILL WHIRS
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Aaaaaaghhhh!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39It's all right.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41You were having a nightmare.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Morning!- Aargh!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45W-w-what do you want?
0:03:45 > 0:03:50Your father told me to fix the door. But I could fix you as well!
0:03:50 > 0:03:51ZOLTAN GROWLS
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Come on, up you get. You'll be late!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!
0:04:04 > 0:04:05- Morning!- Aarggh!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Graham? What's happened?
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Dad, you're so gullible! It's my new horror make-up kit!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I thought there'd been a murder!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Don't worry, that could be arranged.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Is everything all right, Vlad?
0:04:29 > 0:04:35Mmm, absolutely. Morning, Ingrid. Happy birthday!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'm a Dracula.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'm far too evil for birthdays.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46So, you won't want this card from your mother, then?
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Dad!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- You garlic muncher! - Language, Ingrid.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02That was cruel, even for you.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, yes, I've still got it.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Ruler.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Pencil.- Pencil.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Scalpel.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Scalpel?- Joke!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23It's not funny. I need to find out what's wrong with my teeth.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Before our sleepover.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Well, this book of yours isn't helping.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30That is...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Is it anything to do with The Change?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36The Change happens at the age of 16.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- I've got three whole years until I start growing fangs.- Growing fangs?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Wicked! What does it say?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Nothing important.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49"When a young vampire complains of dental discomfort,
0:05:49 > 0:05:52"he may be about to embark on The Change."
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Robin!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56"This occurs at the age of 16."
0:05:56 > 0:05:59"But can happen several years earlier."
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Do you know what this means?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'm turning into a vampire!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Gotcha, you Transylvanian vermin!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Congratulations, Jonno!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43You're now a Grade One vampire slayer.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Whatever, Dad.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47So, when are we going camping?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Camping?- You promised to take me once I'd got my Grade One.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Did I?- Yes!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Oh, right, well... this weekend, I suppose.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Oh, wicked!
0:06:58 > 0:06:59BELL RINGS
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Come on, let's get this lot cleared away!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12"Dork!" Ha ha ha!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20For the last time...
0:07:22 > 0:07:26I am not a dork!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Or an orc!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Or a wok!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Waaaargghhhh!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Chill out. It's just make-up.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Yeah, I knew that, I was just humouring you.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Waarrrgh!- Jonno...
0:07:45 > 0:07:48CLASS CHEER AND JEER
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Quieten down...
0:07:55 > 0:07:59before there's a class detention.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01And, Branagh...
0:08:01 > 0:08:05wash that muck off your face.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- I can't believe you did that! - It was funny.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Stupid, too, with Van Helsing around.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Maybe you should talk to your Dad about your teeth?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Tell him I'm going through The Change?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Won't he be pleased? - Pleased? He'll throw a party!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Wicked! Can I come?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25No! There won't be a party!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Surprise! Oh...
0:08:35 > 0:08:40- How did you know?- Where's Ingrid? - Oh, the party's for Ingrid.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I know she's only a pointless female but...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Oh, Ingrid, darling! Happy birthday!- Wow!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- What, really? This is all for me? - You thought we'd forgotten!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Renfield's been shopping.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, Dad...
0:08:57 > 0:09:00It's perfect!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03This is the best birthday ever...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I can't believe it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- All right, what's going on? - Nothing's going on, my precious.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14You should look good for your...husband.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- I don't have a husband.- You do now.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Renfield, introduce Adrianus!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Unfortunately, Adrianus could not be with us today...
0:09:27 > 0:09:30so he recorded this special message...
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Hello, Ingrid.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Let me introduce you to my goats...
0:09:40 > 0:09:45- We're not going.- We're not going? I passed my Grade One exam.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Then you made a big ninny of yourself in class.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I'll do the test again. It wasn't exactly hard.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55So, Grade One was too easy?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Well, let's see how you cope with Grade Three.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Oooh, Grade Three! - That's right, Jonno.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04In at the deep end.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Let's see if you've got what it takes to be a real slayer.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18So, those were Fluffy and Iris, our goats,
0:10:18 > 0:10:24and now this is the coffin we will one day share.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Along with the rest of my family, of course.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Yes, life is hard here in Trans-Siberia.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43But we know good fortune has finally come our way,
0:10:43 > 0:10:47now that the beautiful daughter of Count Dracula
0:10:47 > 0:10:50has agreed to be my wife.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53This had better be a joke.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- I knew you'd be pleased. - I'll pack your bags!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00This is all your fault!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- What did I do?- You were born!
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Look, you're not the only one with problems.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Ready, Jonno?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Your first challenge.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Come on, Jonno. - I'm not eating worms!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Don't be such a big girl's blouse!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Mmmmm.- Eurgh!- Mmmmm.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Dad! This is spaghetti!
0:11:42 > 0:11:47Got you! But you passed, well done, son.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Can we go camping now?
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Don't be ridiculous. They don't give a Grade Three away so easily.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56One challenge gone, two more to go.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03So, you'll fly over tomorrow to collect her?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Ha, ha, ha. Splendid, splendid!
0:12:05 > 0:12:10- Open up or I'll put garlic in your slippers!- Ingrid?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Oh, yes, she's very excited. Hello?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Hello?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Ingrid, I am trying to talk to your husband!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27He's not my husband!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28No, but he will be.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30You want to get rid of me!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Of course I do. Then it'll just be me and Vladdy forever.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Well, I don't need Adrianus...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I've already got a boyfriend!
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Why the flaming torches didn't you tell me, you silly girl?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I must meet him immediately. Tonight.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53There's always been some chemistry.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56But now I'm Ingrid's boyfriend!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Pretend boyfriend, and for one night only!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Are you forgetting something?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Our sleepover!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Well, the thing is...
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Ingrid IS very pretty. - But you're supposed to be my friend!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Vlad, don't be so selfish.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18If I can't prove I've got a boyfriend,
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Dad will send me to Trans-Siberia!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Send us a postcard(!)
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Do what you have to.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I've got plenty of other friends.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Chloe, do you want to come to my sleepover?
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- I'd love to.- You're aware of Vlad's fang issues?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I'm sure it's just a bit of toothache.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Since when did you know about vampires?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41If you know what you're doing...
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Ignore her. You won't bite me.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I hope not. I wouldn't want to miss that.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51What?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Challenge Two is a test of nerve and bravery.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Can you retrieve all three bulbs of garlic,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02without being bitten by the six-foot python?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oooh, I'm so scared(!)
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- You should be.- Yeah, right...
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- what you got in there, a bit of rope?- Jonno! Steady!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12You'll aggravate Monty!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16One bulb!
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Two bulbs!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Three bulbs! Easy!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Bats alive, Jonno! That was...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Wow! Well done!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Like there's really a snake in that box(!) Aaaargh!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I could have been bitten!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Well, what do you think the gloves were for?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Father, this is my boyfriend, Uri. - So!
0:14:40 > 0:14:45This is the impudent upstart,
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- that wants to steal my daughter away from me?- Who, me?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51I wouldn't dream of it.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Well, why are you wasting my time?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Take no notice of him. Uri's completely devoted to me.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Well, let's see whether he's quite so devoted...
0:15:04 > 0:15:07when he's forced to endure...
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Ordeal by Sunlight!
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Oh, I see!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Ow! Oooo!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Make it stop!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Only if you give up my daughter! - Never!
0:15:28 > 0:15:33I would rather shrivel into dust than renounce my love for Ingrid!
0:15:33 > 0:15:39Hmmm...he's not even smoking.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42You're quite the tough cookie. Renfield.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Yes, Master.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Fetch the nun's breath!
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Oh, the nun's breath!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Your third and final challenge.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59A blood-sucking vampire is loose in the school.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Your mission, should you choose to accept it,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05is to hunt him down and slay him dead. Ready?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Bring it on!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23So...even the ordeal by feather duster cannot crush him.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Congratulations! You may kiss your prize!
0:16:28 > 0:16:33- I shall tell Adrianus the good news. - Oh, yes!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Dad, where are you?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I'm bored of this now.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45There has to be another way to spend a Friday night.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56No, no. I'm afraid she already has a boyfriend.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I know, it's unbelievable, isn't it?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07You know, I think your Dad really likes me, Ingrid.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Why are you still here?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12I've been asked to stay for dinner. I'll be moving in soon!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Listen, mongrel...
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Here's the plan.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Tomorrow morning, I get a call,
0:17:20 > 0:17:23saying that you've been slain by a peasant mob.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25You're killing me off?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Yeah, Dad'll be gutted. I'll be in mourning for years!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- But what about us?- There is no us.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36I wouldn't suck your neck if you were the last breather on earth!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Now, get out before I vomit on you! Raaargh!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- I love it when you growl like that! - Out!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Dad?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Gotcha!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Oh, dear. You just killed a dinner lady.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- Shame, I wanted to go camping.- But Dad, you promised.- You lost, Jonno.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52You'll never be a vampire slayer.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56I don't want to be a stupid vampire slayer! I just want to go camping!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Jonno! Jonno!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Oh, just go to sleep.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14You're not going to bite me.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18OK.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Night, Chloe.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Night.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Jonno?
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I know you're here somewhere...
0:19:35 > 0:19:38SOBBING
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Jonno?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Jonno?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Come on...
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Talk to me.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12I'm sorry, son. I pushed you too far.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Waaaaaarrrrgh!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Gotcha, Transylvanian vermin!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Where are we going camping?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36What have you done to me?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Congratulations, Master Vlad!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Your first bite!- No!
0:20:42 > 0:20:43What am I going to do?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Excuse me, I'm the victim here!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49What happens to me now?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Welcome to the family, Mistress Chloe.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Daddy!
0:21:01 > 0:21:06Daddy! It's Uri! He's dead!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Of course he's dead, he's a vampire, stupid.
0:21:09 > 0:21:15No, I mean, he was slain on his way home this morning.
0:21:17 > 0:21:22He stopped off in Paris for a bite to eat, and...
0:21:22 > 0:21:26he was set on by a crowd with garlic!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I can't believe it!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32I certainly can't. He's been playing chess with me all morning.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- Morning, gorgeous! - What are you doing here?
0:21:39 > 0:21:43I couldn't leave you, Ingrid. You're so special to me.
0:21:44 > 0:21:51Wonderful. Now you can really get to know one another, get married and leave the castle. Forever.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Married? To him?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I mean...
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Great. I think we should get betrothed right now!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Betrothed?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yeah, you know...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09like engaged.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13It's a traditional Transylvanian custom.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Well, all right then, yah! Let's do it!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Renfield!- Good luck, Uri!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23What do you mean "good luck?"
0:22:23 > 0:22:26It's just a simple ceremony, right?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Prepare the surgery!
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Chloe? What are you doing in Robin's bedroom?
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Leave me alone. I'm sleeping. - In the middle of the day?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46You'd better get used to it.
0:22:46 > 0:22:52Oh, no, not another Robin, please!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Come on, Chloe, up you get.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Aaaargh! Your neck! Argh!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Graham, pull yourself together!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- She's been at Robin's make-up, that's all.- Make-up?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I should have guessed...
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Ingrid!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Where are you going?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32You're running away.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36There's no choice. I can't stay here and bite all my friends.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38But you didn't bite me!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42It was Ingrid's idea of a joke.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Yeah, that's great, Chloe.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Say goodbye to Robin for me.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50You've been the best friends I've ever had.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54But I'm fine!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57You are. I'm not. I've still got a toothache, haven't I?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00And OK, this time I didn't bite you,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03but next time, I could really mess up your life!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Running away won't solve anything.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Chloe, I'm just a heartless vampire.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Aaaaaaaghhh!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Robin!- Help!- Are you coming or not?
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Help me, please! Someone help!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Help!
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Oh, Uri, my brave and special vampire.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Maybe not so "special," after all. - An impostor!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Ingrid, perhaps you should explain to your dad.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41I certainly will.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44He deceived us all, Father.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I'll leave you to punish him.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Not so fast, you wretched girl!
0:24:51 > 0:24:57You think I don't know who's behind this charade? Now pack your bags!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- You'll need something warm for Trans-Siberia!- No!
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Ingrid's telling the truth. I deceived her.- I see.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Made fools of us all!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Help!- Robin's my friend, remember?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13He brought shame on the family name.
0:25:13 > 0:25:18- You'll understand when you're a vampire.- I am a vampire.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I mean...that is...
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I think my fangs are coming through.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26- Oh, please!- Oh, my son and heir!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Open wide!
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- He hasn't got his fangs! He's got toothache.- Ingrid!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Don't ruin this precious moment.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40No, she's right...for once.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43So, what caused the toothache, then?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Cavities! I warned you, boy!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Renfield! Renfield!
0:25:50 > 0:25:54What? No! No! Noooooooo!
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Tell you what, this is the life, eh Jonno?
0:26:00 > 0:26:05Yeah, the life of a lunatic and his unfortunate son.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- Thanks for stepping in and saving me, Vlad.- No worries.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18So, are your teeth OK now?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Yeah. Renfield's a pretty good dentist.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- Make way for Ingrid's betrothal cake! - Betrothal?
0:26:25 > 0:26:30- Are we back on? - You'll be back on the menu if you don't pipe down!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Ingrid is betrothed to Adrianus.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35She's preparing herself as we speak.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38She really doesn't want to get married.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40She has no choice! My word is final.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Master, the guest of honour is here.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Adrianus!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Dad!- Please, call me Count.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- And where is the lovely Ingrid? - Oh, she...
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Aaaaaghhh!
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Hi!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Eeurggggh!
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Ingrid!- I am not marrying that!
0:27:01 > 0:27:02No, wait, look, look!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07That's what she really looks like!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Errrghhhh!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Curses!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23You ungrateful spawn!
0:27:23 > 0:27:28That's the last time I try to find you a husband!
0:27:31 > 0:27:35- Nice one, Ingrid! - I knew you wouldn't leave me.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Robin, two words.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Dream and on!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43See what I mean? Sheer chemistry...
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