0:00:29 > 0:00:33Vlad, the idea is I make a move, you make a move.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Not I make a move, wait half an hour and then drop dead of boredom.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38If you do,
0:00:38 > 0:00:40do I win?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Just make a move!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48OK, my horse takes your king.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49How do you figure that out?
0:00:49 > 0:00:53My horse canters up to your pawn, gallops round your bishop,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57jumps over your queen and lands on your king, squishing him to a pulp.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Yes! You know, one day they might invent a computer that can beat me.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- Great, then we can hang out with it instead of you.- Ha! Ha!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09You don't have to be here. You don't even like chess.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I like chess. And you know why?
0:01:12 > 0:01:17It's got absolutely nothing to do with vampires. No bats, no blood.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- All right, listen up!- No slayers?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Miss Clelland's had an "unfortunate" accident on the way here,
0:01:24 > 0:01:30so you'll be delighted to hear I'm taking the chess club this evening.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- ALL SIGH - Very funny, now settle down.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39And I suggest you concentrate.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44But that's checkmate!
0:01:44 > 0:01:52Only then will you become a grand chess master like the Great Chandu.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Chan-who?- Chan-du!
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Chandu was a Hungarian Count from the 18th century
0:02:00 > 0:02:05and remains the greatest chess player who ever lived.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I've never heard of him.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09That's hardly surprising.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12But I'm sure your father will know who he is.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Which reminds me, this is from the headmistress.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Oh, please. Not parents' evening?!
0:02:21 > 0:02:26It's a reminder that ALL parents must attend.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40If Dad sees this, it'll be a disaster.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41I've got to get rid of it.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44But Master Vlad, won't you get in terrible trouble?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- It's from your headmistress!- I know.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51And it'd be great for Dad take an interest in my school work,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55but no, there's just no way,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57it's too dangerous.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02There, now that will be the end of it.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Parents' evening?!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07What a marvellous idea!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Where did you get that letter?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Ingrid gave it to me. I have to say parents' evening sounds great fun.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16You don't even know what it is.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Parents feasting on the blood of their least favourite offspring?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Not quite. It's where you come and talk to our teachers
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- about how we're doing at school.- Uh.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Sounds ghastly. In that case, I'm not going.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Oh, really, Vladimir, tell them you're not losing to a stuffed dog?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- He's a wolf!- Either way, you're going to have to practise
0:03:35 > 0:03:37if you want to be as good as me,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40the greatest chess player to stalk the earth.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I thought that was The Great Chandu.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51What did you say?!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54The Great Chandu?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Mr Van Helsing said he was the best chess player in the world.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05What did I say?!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I am the greatest chess player ever!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10And I can prove it!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18OK, as nice as it is to be involved in "family business" for once,
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I was painting my nails.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Be quiet, Ingrid, this is important.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25What I am about to tell you
0:04:25 > 0:04:28is the story of how you and your brother came to be.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32You're not going to tell us about the birds and the bees, are you?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Now listen,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37300 years ago,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Chandu and I were in love with the same girl.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Your mother, Magda.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50So to decide who should win her affections, we played chess.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Romantic.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56For centuries chess has settled all manner of gentlemanly disputes.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02And destiny decided that she and I should be together forever.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Until she ran off with a werewolf.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09While Chandu suffered the fate of all losers...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18..death by mummification!
0:05:23 > 0:05:30So, you see, here lies proof that I am indeed the best chess player ever.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Is that it? You dragged us down here
0:05:32 > 0:05:35just to tell us that you beat some stinking mummy at chess?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Next time Mr Van Helsing tells me something, I'll keep it to myself.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Vladimir, no-one slurs the name of a Dracula!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Now go.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Leave me with my memories.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I want to be alone.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57CHEERFUL WHISTLING
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Just dusting your blood collection, Master.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Curse that teacher saying Chandu was better than me!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Surely you won't let him get away with it, Master?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Renfield, I think the time has finally come
0:06:18 > 0:06:20to venture into the world of breathers.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Er, Vladimir,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29about this...this parents' evening.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33You'd rather "cut off your arms and feed them to a giant dung beast".
0:06:33 > 0:06:35They were Ingrid's arms actually.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38But the point is, look, all this talk of your mother,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41it's made me realise you deserve one parent there at least.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Don't worry about it.- No, no.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- It's no problem.- I really don't mind.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'm coming.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53You can't! It's not safe for you to go out in daylight.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Well, it'll be a challenge.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56A challenge?! You'll melt!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58And what if you bite someone?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00The place will be full of breathers!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Yes, I know.- Dad!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oh, really, Vladimir, you should have more faith in me!
0:07:07 > 0:07:12I'm going to parents' evening tomorrow and that is final!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Now what do I do?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21If Dad bites someone at school
0:07:21 > 0:07:23we'll be on the first ship back to Transylvania!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Bagsie a cabin by the window?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I can't believe you gave Dad the letter.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Have you any idea how dangerous that is?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02What if he runs into Mr Van Helsing?!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05That loser? He's no match for Dad.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09You're just worried he'll hear what a goody two fangs you are,
0:08:09 > 0:08:12whereas when he hears how wicked and evil I am,
0:08:12 > 0:08:13he'll have to be proud of me.
0:08:13 > 0:08:19I can't wait to leave the castle, it'll do me good to stretch my wings.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Dad, you can't turn into a bat at school!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Too showy?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Too "Vlad's dad's a vampire"! - Breather-lover's got a point.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Maybe you shouldn't wear the cape either.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Ah. Not even if I wear this with it? - Especially not if you wear that.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Right. You know, really, you two, relax!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47What's the worst that can happen?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Parents' evening?!- Don't!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55The words "parents' evening" sounds like someone yelling inside my head.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Your dad is coming to parents' evening?
0:08:58 > 0:09:03What if Van Helsing finds out? He'll denounce him in front of everybody!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- That's if he doesn't ram a big stake through your dad's...!- Shush!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Yes, I know! I tried talking him out of it, but you know what he's like!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12What am I going to do?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14'Look, don't panic.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16'Robin and I will make sure
0:09:16 > 0:09:19'that Van Helsing keeps well away from your dad.'
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Yes!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Arghhh!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Jonathan, you know I can't stand skeletons! They give me the creeps.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Sorry, but he can't exactly walk to the biology display.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Well, get rid of it, we've got work to do.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Count Dracula is coming to parents' evening, and do you know why?
0:09:37 > 0:09:43- He's a parent? - No, because of my careful research!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47I knew I'd lure him out of the castle sooner or later.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Jonno, prepare yourself for a showdown.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05They'll never guess you're a vampire wearing this, Master,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08and it's a hundred percent sun-proof.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10You've done well, Renfield.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Now for the final touch...
0:10:13 > 0:10:15..sunglasses.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24The other ones!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Perfect! That Van Helsing won't know what bit him.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Now, Robin, it doesn't matter what your teachers say tonight,
0:10:42 > 0:10:46so long as you've gotten over this morbid obsession with vampires.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Yes, Mam.- And if not, we've decided to send you to Happy Camp.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Happy Camp?- It's where 'troubled' children go to learn how to be happy.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Through happy music and happy dance.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Just kill me now.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Right, it won't take me long to deal with that woodwork teacher.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08In fact, go fetch a bottle of my finest blood.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I can drink it on his demise.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Yes, Master.- Mr and Mrs Branagh, it's nice to meet you.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I'm Mr Perkins, Robin's art teacher.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Oh, it's lovely to meet you.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Art is Robin's favourite subject, as a toddler he was always drawing.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- What was it you used to paint, Robin? - Dad, I don't think we...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Oh, yes, that's right. Big, pink bunny rabbits.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- Dad!- Rabbits? Interesting... WHOOSH!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Hang on, did you feel that?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Must be a draught. The back of my neck's just gone cold.
0:11:50 > 0:11:55- Cooee! Mr Count!- Oh, no, it's that interminable Branagh woman.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Just ignore her.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Dad!- Right!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Cooee. ..There, happy now?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Right, from now on, we're keeping on high alert!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10If Van Helsing finds out that The Count's here, he'll...
0:12:10 > 0:12:14They threatened to send me to Happy Camp if tonight doesn't go well.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15I've got problems too!
0:12:15 > 0:12:20OK, fine. I'll go and protect our best friend's entire existence
0:12:20 > 0:12:21on my own, then!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25CHEERFUL WHISTLING
0:12:44 > 0:12:46HE SNIFFS
0:12:50 > 0:12:51WHOOSH!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Agh, ya, hay! Hay.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Great. Looks like we're seeing the headmistress first.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37She really doesn't like me.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Oh, really, Vladimir, Draculas don't queue.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Mr Count, please! These people are, were, in a queue.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51I say,
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- what a delicious looking neck you have.- Pardon?
0:13:55 > 0:14:00- Neck-lace!- He meant to say necklace. - And you smell so...
0:14:00 > 0:14:01so fresh!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Well, well, I suppose I could see you now.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I have a whole list of Ingrid's offences to discuss with you.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Mmm. Really?
0:14:16 > 0:14:21As I was saying, when did Robin stop drawing rabbits, and start drawing...
0:14:21 > 0:14:22this kind of thing?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I have to ask,
0:14:25 > 0:14:27is Robin happy at home?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Oh, Dad! Everyone's wondering where you are.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41You're a teacher, you've got responsibilities.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46My responsibility
0:14:46 > 0:14:49is to rid the world of vampires,
0:14:49 > 0:14:50using this.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53The Transylvanian Torch!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Why am I not going to like this?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59This torch has harnessed sunlight itself!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03It took years to find.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Now, when The Count comes in here,
0:15:06 > 0:15:10I'll jump up and shine the torch in his face.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15It'll vaporise him into a big, gloopy heap of steaming remains!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Cleaners will be happy.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Here, give this to Vlad.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27It'll make sure The Count's next appointment is in here with me.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31And this little beauty!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Hi.- Hi.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12HE SNIFFS
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Do you hear all this, Vlad?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Ingrid is causing misery and mayhem wherever she goes.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Now that is how a true Dracula should behave.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I am very disappointed in you.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Oh, hold on.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Don't I know him?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Hi, Ingrid. My dad asked me to give you this.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42"If my son keeps staring at you,
0:16:42 > 0:16:45"feel free to dangle his head down the toilet."
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Really?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49No. Get lost!
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Looks like we're seeing Mr Van Helsing next.- Are you crazy?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57He can't see Mr Van Helsing!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Vladimir?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01What's that behind your back?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Nothing.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Vampire reflexes.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Don't mess with the master.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Ah, at last, that slanderous woodwork teacher!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16This is going to be a disaster.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Vlad! Van Helsing is up to something.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Your dad is in real danger.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Chill out, Dad's right here with...
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Dad?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Dad?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33So, Mr Van Helsing,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Chandu's better at chess than me, is he?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Well, I've got two fangs says he isn't.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Excuse me,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42are you a famous rock star?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45What? Go away, I'm busy!
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- Actually, come closer and say that. - Can we have your autograph?
0:17:56 > 0:17:57HE SNIFFS
0:17:57 > 0:18:00You two, scram. Go!
0:18:04 > 0:18:10Aggh! Chandu, I thought I recognised that foul stench.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11You're looking well.
0:18:11 > 0:18:16You've lost some weight. Calm down, Chandu. I can explain!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Ha-ha! Gotcha, vampire scum!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Arghh, Dad!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Where's the Count?!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39I don't know. But thanks for the concern. You nearly blinded me!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42If you want a job doing...!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Well, come on. We've got a vampire to catch.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I can't believe Robin. Dad's about to have a one-on-one
0:19:00 > 0:19:02with a vampire slayer and where is he?
0:19:02 > 0:19:07Don't worry, he'll have plenty of time to regret it in Happy Camp.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Great, now what do we do?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11GROWLING
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- What was that?- I don't know.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Give it to me!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I'm guessing this is where one of us goes in and finds out.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Give it over, bone-head!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Dad?!- Chandu?!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Ah, children, um...
0:19:29 > 0:19:34Chandu and I were just catching up on old times. Weren't we, Chanders?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38What's that behind your back?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Er, nothing, nothing.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47How dare you?!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Teenage reflexes. Don't mess with the master.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55A chess rule book?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Dad, what's going on?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Robin is certainly a very creative child
0:20:04 > 0:20:07and has written some very "interesting" essays.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Great. He may not need to go to Happy Camp after all!
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Yes, there's "Why I Love Vampires", "My Best Friend's A Vampire",
0:20:15 > 0:20:17"Why I Want To Be A Vampire",
0:20:17 > 0:20:20"Harry Vampire and The Goblet of Bats".
0:20:22 > 0:20:24So, this is the greatest chess player who ever lived?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Second greatest!
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Chandu was the best, yes, then I beat him and won Magda's affections!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34But you said all losers shall suffer death by mummification.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36And Chandu's alive...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38sort of.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46"Losers of the great game shall suffer death by mummification,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49"unless a player doth cheat,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52"in which case the loser shalt walk the earth
0:20:52 > 0:20:55"until justice has been passed."
0:20:55 > 0:20:57You cheated?!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Well, I may have moved one piece when he wasn't looking.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Go Dad!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I can't believe you cheated!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08It means you and Mum should never have got together,
0:21:08 > 0:21:10which means I should never have been born.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13No wonder I've never felt like a real vampire.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14I feel like a real vampire.
0:21:15 > 0:21:21Vladimir, it thaws my frozen heart to hear you say such a thing.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25I mean, how can I prove our family was meant to be?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27You could challenge Chandu to a rematch...
0:21:31 > 0:21:32..or not.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37HE SNIFFS Smell that?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Like rotting flesh.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Evening.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Mr Perkins always smells like that.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47No. The undead have walked this way.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Come on! Follow your nose.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51A rematch?
0:21:51 > 0:21:56Good idea, Chloe, unless of course Dad loses and has to be mummified!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Haven't you got any faith in him?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01How does the little horsey move again?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04OK, I've got a plan.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Who do we know that's really good at chess,
0:22:07 > 0:22:11who's a really good friend of yours,
0:22:11 > 0:22:13who's related to me?!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21How your family's lasted this long I'll never know.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Although I have to say,
0:22:23 > 0:22:28when Robin is talking about vampires at least he's paying attention.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31In some classes it's as if he's not even there.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Robin, is this true?- Robin?!
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Vlad, let me go! Mum's already threatening to send me to Happy Camp!
0:22:42 > 0:22:47Ugly zombie dude is about to whip Vlad's cheating dad at chess.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49If he does, guess who gets mummified?!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Wow, this guy's good.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01His opening is genius! Have you asked him if he wants to join chess club?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03All right, all right, don't rush me!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Ah.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13There. What do you think about that?!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17CHANDU LAUGHS Laughing? Why is he laughing?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23That's checkmate.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25What?!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Well, it can't be!
0:23:28 > 0:23:33Surely we can talk about this. After all, you're a reasonable...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- ..stake-wielding zombie?! - Stake her, not me.- Dad?!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Robin, there must be something we can do!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41It's checkmate! There is no way out!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Chandu, please. Think of the mess!- No!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Wait! Look!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- How many black knights are on the board?- One...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52two...
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- three. - Quick! Vlad, check his pockets!
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Spare pieces. No wonder you couldn't beat him.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Of all the scheming, conniv...!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Actually, why didn't I think of that? - But this means you've won.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19And Chandu faces death by mummification...
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- again.- I don't know.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Seems a bit unfair.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Especially when your dad cheated in the first place.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30And kept him locked in a coffin for 300 years.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33All right, all right! Enough with the guilt-trip!
0:24:33 > 0:24:40- Chandu, let's, let's not, let's just call it quits.- Nice one, Dad.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Besides, I have bigger fish to fry.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52We've got him, son. You remember the plan?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I open the door, you shine the torch in The Count's face.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Then we watch him melt or vaporise.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I wonder what he'll do?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Ask why you're shining a torch in his face?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Now can we please see Mr Van Helsing?!
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- I've waited all night to bite some sense into him!- What?!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Quick! Dad!
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Argghhhh!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Arghhhh!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Get off of me!
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Honestly, it's pathetic to be afraid of the dark at your age.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Hi, guys.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Bye, guys.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- What? What?- I thought you came here to support ME.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47But all the time you were planning to bite Mr Van Helsing?!
0:25:47 > 0:25:52- Vladimir, he insulted the family name.- You don't care about us at all.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54That is not true!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Robin Branagh!- >
0:25:56 > 0:25:59You can run but you can't hide! >
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Oh, great, guess who's spending all summer at Happy Camp?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07OK, Dad, now's the time to prove you really care.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Robin!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12A masterly move, Robin, we must play again sometime.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17Ah, Mr and Mrs Branagh, what a pleasure to lose at chess
0:26:17 > 0:26:21to such a charming, radiant young man.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Hmm?- (Happy.)
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Oh, happy. Happy, happy young man.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26TOGETHER: Really?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30And, er, what do you say about Happy Camp, Dad?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Oh, it sounds like the cruellest, most barbaric place on Earth.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Does it?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Oh, dear, I don't want my Robin going anywhere barbaric.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Maybe we can sort out his morbid fascination some other way.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Come on, sunshine!
0:26:47 > 0:26:52Quick, Master! I tried to stop them, but they're a relentless mob!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54There he is. He's famous!
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- No pictures! No pictures! Renfield, start the hearse!- Yes, Master.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Still can't believe Dad only came to parents' evening
0:27:03 > 0:27:05to get his revenge on Mr Van Helsing.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Stop whinging. At least he didn't find out he was a slayer.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12I suppose I've got to accept it,
0:27:12 > 0:27:14our family's just not normal.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Who'd want to be normal?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I mean, look at him!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Checkmate!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26# Who's the loser?! Who's the loser?!
0:27:26 > 0:27:30# Go loser, go loser, go loser! #
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Fair point.
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