0:00:14 > 0:00:18That, Vladimir, is the story of the day you were born,
0:00:18 > 0:00:2213 years ago to this very day.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25And there's you riding Zoltan.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29And that's you taking your first bite. Rargh!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33The rest's just Ingrid.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Do we have to do this every year?
0:00:36 > 0:00:37It's embarrassing.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41I know, son. You forget, I was young once.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Yeah, 600 years ago.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50So, what wild mischief have you got planned for your party tonight,
0:00:50 > 0:00:51you little delinquent?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Balloons...
0:00:54 > 0:00:57cake...pass-the-parcel?
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Oh. You're just a late starter.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03It'll come with time.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Not that much time, though, Master Vlad.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Only three more years till you become a proper vampire.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yes, thank you. I hadn't forgotten.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Three short years.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21There'll be no normal parties for you then.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- I'm trying not to think about it. - No cake.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25No balloons.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Shut up!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Just sucking blood and avoiding stakes.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Put a sock in it!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yes, three years.
0:01:35 > 0:01:41Three whole years to find a way out of ever becoming a stupid vampire.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Starting today.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50HE MUMBLES: Master Vlad! Master Vlad!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53The sole's worn, the heel's broken, they're too small.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Where do you think the money comes from? Bills don't pay themselves.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Am I supposed to walk around barefoot?
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- That's the spirit!- I need some cash for decorations.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- How much?- £5?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Take ten.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Thanks, Dad.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19You just gave Vlad £10!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22When it's your 13th birthday, you can have money.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- But I'm 15.- Oh, bad luck.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I hope you fry in the sun.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34Glow-in-the-dark plastic fangs and a bottle of fake blood.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Thanks, Robin.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's cool. I'll show you.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Open mine.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I actually put some thought into it.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48You mind reader! I love it!
0:02:49 > 0:02:50What is it exactly?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54A sun lamp. You wanted to lose that ghostly complexion.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58That's not all it'll get rid of if the Count gets hold of it.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03"Arrgh! I'm melting!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06"I'm melting!"
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Good point. Let's try it out in the crypt.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12It'll be safer down there.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14But will WE be?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Ooo-hahahaha!
0:03:20 > 0:03:25Master Vlad? Where did you go-o-o-o?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Now, hold this, and point it at anything with fangs.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Right, left a bit.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37A bit more.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Hold it!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40I can see someone.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43A vampire feasting on mortal blood?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Er, not quite. It's the butler picking his nose.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Eurgh! Try the next window.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57See anything?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Argh!!!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Please keep quiet, Jonathan.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Screaming like a girl is not conducive to vampire-slaying.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17You need to take a leaf out of my book.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I never get scared by anything.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Pah! Ah...
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Thank goodness for that.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Achooooo!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Nerves of steel.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31CRASH
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Aaargh!!!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46You were saying?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I can think of better places to sunbathe.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58So, do I look any different?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Wow! Who dug them up?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03That's Granny and Grandpa.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Mum's parents. Krone and Atilla Westenra.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09We don't talk about them much.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- WHISPERS:- They don't like Dad.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Why not?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Robin! That's none of our business.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Why not?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23They weren't exactly thrilled about us leaving Transylvania.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Renfield! Pack the hearse, we're leaving.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29And where do you think you're going?
0:05:29 > 0:05:34There's an angry mob of peasants and they're not here to borrow sugar!
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- If you run, you'll bring shame on us. - If I stay, my family will be dust.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43In 2,000 years, no vampire has ever been chased away by breathers.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47The Grand High Vampire will be flapping furious!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Why were your grandparents in such a mood?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Well, they're majorly strict about vampire tradition.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59You wear a cape at all times, you're asleep by daybreak,
0:05:59 > 0:06:04you can't eat normal food, and you don't mix with breathers.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09- If they knew what my life was like here...- They'd kill you!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12No, they'd send me back to Transylvania,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14to a vampire boarding school.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18No friends, no family, no daylight ever again.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22I'd spend eternity lurking in the shadows.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Can you imagine anything worse?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Wicked!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Wicked, spiteful and evil.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30At least they're 3,000 miles away!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33BELL RINGS
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Is that for me?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, no!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Let that be a lesson to you, son.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Expect the unexpected.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I was expecting disaster.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, come on, son, show a bit of enthusiasm.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02We've finally got cast-iron proof!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Proof that your plans are rubbish!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Look at that face, son.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10That is the face of evil.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14I think we should give it back, before we get in more trouble.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I will, in time.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I've a feeling it might come in useful.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Quickly, quickly!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24The sun is setting.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26They'll be out any second.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Some birthday this turned out to be!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Aww, has poor Vlad's party been cancelled(?)
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Go sit on a stake!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Get the cobwebs under the chairs and in all the corners.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Is there anything else?- No.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Looks good. No sign of breather-life anywhere.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Quick, hide!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Atilla! Krone!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- What an unpleasant surprise.- You!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15You traitor! You've brought shame on this family.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18You're a disgrace to the name vampire.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Nice to see you, too(!)
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Ingrid, my favourite grandchild.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Oh, new shoes! Thanks, Granny!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Tsch, it's only money.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Vladimir, come here, boy,
0:08:42 > 0:08:44into the shadows, so I can see you.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Too much colour in your cheeks. You should stay inside more.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Leave him alone! Vlad's becoming a fine young vampire.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01A credit to the family name.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06Ha! Do you know what they call you now in Transylvania?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08The Prince of Darkness!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09The Draculosers.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11The what?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14You ran away from breathers with garden rakes.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- It was a mob with flaming torches. - Whatever makes you feel better.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23I can think of one thing that would make me feel better.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Don't threaten me, Count Draculoser. - Why?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- What are you gonna do about it?- Me?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32It's the Grand High Vampire you should worry about.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34The Grand High Vampire?
0:09:34 > 0:09:40He has heard rumours that you may not be living a true vampiric life.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42He has?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I hope, for your sake, he's wrong.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48TOY CAR WHIRS
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Jonathan, turn that off!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56WHIRRING CONTINUES
0:09:58 > 0:10:00WHIRRING STOPS
0:10:05 > 0:10:09If only there was a way to get inside the castle
0:10:09 > 0:10:12without actually going ourselves.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13I like the second bit.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18What?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Jonathan...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I have a plan!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Great, I'll alert casualty(!)
0:10:28 > 0:10:31You feed regularly on the blood of peasants?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Oh, every night. It's blood, blood, blood.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37You're feared and hated by all who see you?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Everyone.- Even the bin men.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45Because if I discover anything suspicious,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48anything at all...
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I shall have to inform the Council.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00You could be stripped of all your privileges.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Or worse.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06CLATTERING
0:11:08 > 0:11:09I smell a breather!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Probably just Renfield.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Granny, have you seen the gargoyles?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22What is the meaning of this?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I'm Robin, Vlad's friend.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34And who is this mortal?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38My lunch. Nearly empty. You're velcome to the dregs.
0:11:40 > 0:11:46Vlad will have no friends unless I decide they are suitable.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Sit!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Screwdriver.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Pliers.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20You will be able to put my car back together?
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Yes, yes. Always looking at the little picture.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Can't you see what we're creating?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31A mess.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Who are your parents?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37C-Count and...Countess...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Spatula!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Count Spatula?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47I know no Spatulas. What part of Transylvania are they from?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50The, er...
0:12:51 > 0:12:52The eastern part.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56What would you do if you were attacked with a stake?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I vouldn't be. I'm too clever.
0:12:58 > 0:13:05Clever, eh? And arrogant, too. Do you prefer French blood or Italian?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Tick-tock, tick-tock!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Ooh, I know! I know!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Let him answer!
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Neither. They both taste of garlic. - Hmm, I approve.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23You could learn a thing or two from this boy, Vlad.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Swot!
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Well done, boy.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- A breather!- Run for it!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Stop them! They're getting away!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Mixing with breathers is an unforgivable crime.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49What should we do with them, Atilla?
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Rau durere moarte!
0:13:54 > 0:13:58I couldn't do that. I've just had this cloak dry-cleaned!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Now, listen here, you old bat...
0:14:01 > 0:14:04You wouldn't want the Grand High Vampire to find out
0:14:04 > 0:14:07about this, would you?
0:14:08 > 0:14:14As for you, Vlad, our only grandson, we expected better.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Vlad's shown he's not a worthy heir. I think I should take his place.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Don't be stupid, child. Girls don't inherit the title.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- But Granny...- No!
0:14:25 > 0:14:29You're a girl. And don't forget it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34It's about time Vlad started to take his role more seriously.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Atilla! My bag.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41You are the future of the bloodline, Vlad.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46We can't allow you to become an embarrassment like your father.
0:14:52 > 0:14:58It is possible, Draculosers, under very special circumstances,
0:14:58 > 0:15:03for a young vampire to receive his full powers before he is 16.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06For this to happen,
0:15:06 > 0:15:12he must drink the blood of a Transylvanian bat
0:15:12 > 0:15:16on his 13th birthday.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Vladdy, it's your 13th birthday today!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22It is?
0:15:22 > 0:15:27What an amazing co-incidence. We shall have the ceremony tonight!
0:15:28 > 0:15:32I don't believe this. This is so unfair!
0:15:32 > 0:15:37This morning you woke in a bed, a naive and simple boy.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42Tonight, you will lie in a coffin,
0:15:42 > 0:15:47an evil and bloodthirsty vampire!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50KRONE CACKLES
0:15:50 > 0:15:54I didn't even get to say goodbye to Robin and Chloe.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56There's so much I still haven't done.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01I've never ridden a bicycle. I've never played rugby or gone camping.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06I'll never even own a mobile phone.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Oh, what hope is there, Zoltan?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Zoltan? - BELL RINGS
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Zoltan?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Zoltan!
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Zoltan, wake up! Can you hear me?
0:16:34 > 0:16:39Oh, where am I?
0:16:39 > 0:16:40What happened?
0:16:40 > 0:16:45I'm afraid my memory seems a little clouded.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Sorry to inconvenience you, Master Vlad.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Well, you're all right. That's all that matters.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55So, have I missed anything?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59The way I see it, Master Vlad,
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- you have three choices.- Right.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06One, you drink the blood and become a full vampire.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Two, you run away.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Not appealing.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Three...
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Actually, I'm still working on three.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Great. So that's it, then?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I'm afraid so, young Master. You're doomed.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Thanks for the help, Zoltan.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Done for.- I get the picture.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Condemned.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Lost. Ruined!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33HIS VOICE IS MUFFLED
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Son, it's time.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Unleash the WolfCam!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Hnh? Nnnnh!
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Look, it's working!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00It's alive.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's alive!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10All right, calm down. You're not Frankenstein.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Nnh! Nnh!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27DOOR CLOSES
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Come to measure me for my coffin?
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- No, but good thinking. We can do that later.- Can't wait(!)
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Neither can I!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42This will bring us so much closer.
0:18:42 > 0:18:48We can go out flying and hunting and terrorising together.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Father and son!- No!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I'm not you, Dad. I never will be.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54But you will be a vampire.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56There's no escaping that.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59At least let me have three more years.
0:18:59 > 0:19:05No, it's time you grew up and accepted some responsibility!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08It won't be as bad as you think.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Oh, really.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25I'm running away. It'll buy me a couple more years.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27But you'll fly and get your own fangs!
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Haven't you been listening? It's not going to happen.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I'm leaving, unless you have a better idea?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38I pretend to be you, drink the blood and become a vampire?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Like you did such a good job last time(?)
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Granny nearly turned Chloe's fake bite into a real one.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47It was pretty realistic, though.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Shame you can't switch the fake blood with the bat blood.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53That'd solve all your problems.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57What?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Dad, about this initiation...
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Oh, Ingrid, I don't have time for arguments.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I think it's a brilliant idea.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Why?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Vlad's growing up. He can't stay young forever.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Exactly. Now go away.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19I think it's great how you don't mind robbing him of his childhood.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21You're so impressively evil.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Aren't I just?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28As long as you don't mind breaking your favourite child's heart,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I guess that's OK. You don't mind, do you?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35No. No, of course not.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Good. I'll see you at the ceremony, then.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:37 > 0:21:42And so, my precious son, while I know this is a big step for you,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45and maybe not exactly what you want...
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Are you kidding? I can't wait!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Bring it on!- Really?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Right. Good.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Well, as I was saying,
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I just know you're going to make a great vampire,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00even if you're not quite ready.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Ready? I've been ready for years!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Have you?
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Oh, splendid!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09What an eloquent speech, Count.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13I'm glad we're all in agreement at last. Let's get on with it.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Vladdy, come and help me light some candles.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29I know you're putting on a brave face because you want to make me proud.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33- I am?- But let's face it, you'd make a hopeless vampire.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Learning from the master, you should be ready in a year or so.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39But until then,
0:22:39 > 0:22:43I've cunningly switched the vial for a bottle of fake blood!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45You did? For me?!
0:22:45 > 0:22:50- Wait, you did what?! - I switched the...
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I switched the blood!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Where did you find the fake blood?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59In that drawer there. I thought you'd be pleased.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I switched them! I switched them, too.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Well, done, boy. Crafty and deceitful like your old man.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07You've put the real blood back.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Ah...
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Curses!
0:23:15 > 0:23:19We've not seen anything interesting. Give it here.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23No, this job calls for a steady hand and a quick mind.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Exactly. Give me the...- Get off!
0:23:25 > 0:23:26- Give me...- Off!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Ooh! Puh! Brrrrrr.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37We've been dawdling long enough. Let's get on with it!
0:23:37 > 0:23:38I'm not ready!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I...
0:23:40 > 0:23:42need the loo.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Atilla - the vial.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52Ordog pokol stregoica vlkoslak!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55THUNDER
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Which means?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Bottoms up! Now, drink.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Not so fast!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Everybody get back.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oi! That's my sunlamp. Have you been in my room?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Not now, puss-face! I'm saving your life.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22I'm not letting my baby brother get his powers first.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25She's bluffing. She wouldn't dare.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Oh, wouldn't I?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I'm sick of always coming second.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39"Ingrid do this, Ingrid do that."
0:24:39 > 0:24:42"Ingrid can't because she's a girl."
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Guess what? Ingrid's had enough. Now, give me the blood.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- That won't hurt me!- No.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52But this will.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Nothing can stop me now!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Give me that!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Ha-ha...!- He-e-elp!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03No...!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05No...!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Give me that!
0:25:15 > 0:25:19I was wrong, Dad. There are freaks living in this town.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Us.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You should be ashamed of yourselves.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34All of you!
0:25:34 > 0:25:37When the Grand High Vampire hears about this...
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Oh, enough of the Grand High Vampire!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44I am sick of hearing about him!
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Really?
0:25:45 > 0:25:50Well, perhaps I should tell him that.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Perhaps I should tell him about your daughter running off with a...
0:25:54 > 0:25:56What was it now, Ingrid?
0:25:56 > 0:26:01- I think it was a werewolf, wasn't it?- A werewolf!
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Isn't that forbidden? What would the Council say about that?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Could be very embarrassing.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11A respected Council member involved in a scandal.
0:26:11 > 0:26:17You wouldn't do a nasty thing like that to your poor old grandparents?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Er, yes, they would.
0:26:19 > 0:26:25Because they're Draculas, and we are not afraid of anyone.
0:26:25 > 0:26:31Now flap off back to Transylvania, you old bats.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Don't think you've heard the last from...
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Do you want to call Pronto-Post or shall I?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45ORGAN JINGLE
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Sorry.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Vladimir!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Get down here this instant.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57You're in big trouble!
0:27:05 > 0:27:06What now?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08ALL: Surprise!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Is this what you had in mind?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14This is perfect! Thanks.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Ho! What's in this cake, Renfield?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Well, there was no sugar.- So? - So I used pepper.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Aaaah... Aaaah... Aaachooo!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Happy birthday, Vlad!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- Yay, woo!- Go, Vlad!
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