0:00:22 > 0:00:27- Hey!- Go burst your boils, Renfield, I'm playing hide and seek with Vlad!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Not any more! Your mum's here.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34Good. This is my kitchen, not a playground. So get lost.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36And take your bag with you.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49- I do miss my Graham when he's away at plumbing conventions.- Really?
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Today they're discussing some exciting innovations in... Whoops!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58I must get this fixed. Would you mind?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Everything all right?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Everything is practically perfect.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15NO!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Let me!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Oh.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Dad's all thumbs.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Thanks, Vlad, you're a sweet boy.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Come on, Robin, we don't want to be late for dinner. ..Bye.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Dinner.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Just what- I- was thinking.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Dad!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Aargh!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- What's this?- Crunchy mice in cream.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09But where are the cockroaches? They're the crunch!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Without them, it's just small rodents in cow juice.
0:02:12 > 0:02:18- A thousand apologies...- Stuff your apologies! I want my cockroaches!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21They've gone, Master! Abandoned ship.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You're a housekeeper who can't keep house,
0:02:24 > 0:02:28your cooking is disgusting and a dead badger would be better company!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Remind me, why do I put up with you?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Because I'm cheap.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Aargh! Please, Master!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40If you twist any harder, my ear's going to come off!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42He's right!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Go on, just one more turn.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I can't,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I'm too weak with hunger!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53I mean, when am I going to get someone decent to eat?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I think you mean someTHING.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I know what I mean!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I can't bear this hunger!
0:03:00 > 0:03:05I know it's hard, but this peasant-free diet's working for you.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07You've got less colour in your cheeks,
0:03:07 > 0:03:12- and that pasty Goth look's really in right now.- Well, you know,
0:03:12 > 0:03:16I've always been a handsome rogue.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21It's this classic bone structure - I can carry off any look.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25You're lucky, Vlad, you've inherited it from me.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Shame...- Go lie on a sun bed!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, my poor stomach!
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I want blood, and I want it NOW!
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Cockroaches - the basic ingredient for so many practical jokes.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Robin, hurry up! You're going to be late!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Want to know what I've got planned for this weekend?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Let me guess. We'll stake out the castle, as usual...
0:04:14 > 0:04:17look for vampires, as usual... find nothing, as usual...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20go home and watch Dr Who DVDs, as usual.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- That's where you're wrong.- Really?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- The DVD's broken. - I want to forget about vampires
0:04:27 > 0:04:30and do something other fathers and sons do, like...
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- like fishing. - Do you like fishing, then?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37I don't know! Nobody's ever taken me.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Ingrid, are you, er, going to the school disco next week?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46They've begged me, so I'm thinking about it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49If you do go, is there any chance you'd go with...
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Me!- Jog on, loser! I asked first.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Only cos you tied me to the gate! - Boys, boys!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57There is no point in arguing.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I'd rather let a tarantula lay eggs in my ear
0:05:01 > 0:05:05than be seen in public with either of you. Now get out of my face.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Ahhh...
0:05:21 > 0:05:27Yes! Three more hours to go, then two whole days of no school.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I kind of miss it.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And people think I'M weird.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35OK if I hang out at yours this weekend? Dad's desperate for blood,
0:05:35 > 0:05:39it'll be a disaster if any breathers get in his way.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What's the worst that can happen?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45What part of "my Dad's a blood-sucking killing machine"
0:05:45 > 0:05:47don't you get? Your Mum has to stay away.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Mr Count! Mr Count! Open the door!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53My house is infested with horrible bugs!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- You've got to help me! - Of course, dear lady.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Please come in...- Oh, thank you.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Oh, thank you so much...
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Out of ten, how bad would it be if I'd just got a message
0:06:10 > 0:06:14saying on no account do we go home, but go straight to the castle
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- where Mum is waiting for us? - I love these games!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21If you had to, who would you kiss, a ferret or your nan?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oh, you mean Mum's really...
0:06:24 > 0:06:28About to get her veins sucked dry! Come on. Let's go!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Hang on!- Robin!- OK, OK, I'm coming.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- I wonder why those three are in such a hurry.- We don't care!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- We're going fishing. - Maybe just a quick...- No!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Or I'll tell the headmistress that you got year eight
0:06:42 > 0:06:45to make slaying stakes for their woodwork project!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49SCREECHING
0:06:49 > 0:06:52SCREAM
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Mum!
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Hello! I was just showing Mr Count how I screamed when I discovered
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- our house was overrun with horrible cockroaches.- Cockroaches?!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03I had to get out!
0:07:03 > 0:07:08We're not going back till Mr Renfield's got rid of them.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- So...where are you staying? - Your dad said we can stay here.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- He's such a wonderful neighbour. - Yes!- No!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19There's...no room.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- It's a castle!- Um...
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Will you two stop following me like a couple of lovesick puppies?!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Oh, great. The whole stinking litter's here!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37We're staying the night! Our house is infested with cockroaches.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I know exactly how it feels.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45See what trouble you cause when you run away from Daddy, my lovelies?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Hmm? I can't let the master down.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I have to find each and every one of you,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54then I'll be trusty old Renfield again.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I don't know why you both look so uptight.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I've been meaning to have Mrs Branagh for dinner for some time.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04That's what worries me! You make my friend's mum into one of the undead,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07it'll seriously affect our relationship!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10How about a thought for the real victim?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I have to put up with Dumb and Dumber
0:08:12 > 0:08:15worshipping the ground I glide on 24/7.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Do you have any idea how tiring it is being adored?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Ingrid, I hate to see you so stressed about this
0:08:22 > 0:08:24when you have much more to worry about.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Like what?- While Renfield's away,
0:08:27 > 0:08:31you're going to be responsible for his household chores.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I've made a list.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I don't believe you! You're evil!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- It goes with the fangs.- Ugh!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Dad, listen.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46If the Branaghs find out you're the "Big D",
0:08:46 > 0:08:50it'll be, "Hello, pitchfork-wielding mob" again,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53only, round here it'll probably be baseball bats.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Promise me you'll behave yourself.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Cross my heart and hope to live.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Mmm! Smells delicious(!)
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Eurgh, rank! There must be something round here we can eat.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15DOOR OPENS
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Hi, boys.- What have we done? - Nothing. I've just been thinking...
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- maybe I WILL go to the disco with one of you.- Really?- Who?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Depends who wants it the most. I've got a pile of ironing needing done.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33The iron's in the kitchen!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44I can't believe we're gonna spend the whole weekend fishing.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Thanks, Dad.- Pleasure, son.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- And you're not going to mention vampires or slaying?- Slayer's...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I mean, Scout's honour.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01- Aren't you gonna take your coat off? - In a minute. I'm a bit chilly.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Open your coat.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Yeah, but I'm...- Now!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21How did that lot get there?
0:10:27 > 0:10:32I had no idea you'd provide me with such a satisfying feast,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Mrs Branagh.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Mmm.- Cooking dinner was the least I could do,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42seeing as Mr Renfield's so busy down at ours.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Honestly, that was the best Kasha Kishka I've eaten in centuries.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Centuries?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, did I say that?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I meant it FEELS like centuries.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY - What is a Kasha Kishka?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01I found it in a Transylvanian cookbook in the cupboard.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06It's animal intestine stuffed with buckwheat groats and pigs' blood.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Eurgh! I think I'm going to be sick.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15I do love pig, it's my second-favourite blood.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I know exactly what you mean.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- You do?- Sheep's blood's got a much subtler taste.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24I spent every summer on my grandmother's farm
0:11:24 > 0:11:26and she cooked everything in sheep's blood.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Right, who's for pudding?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Cows' heart ice-cream!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Is there anything you two won't eat?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41You're going to have to give pudding a miss.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- The crypt's not going to sweep itself out.- I'll do it, Ingrid.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- No you won't!- I- will!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I take my hat off to you.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54I can't even get them to blow the skin off their rice pudding.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Ah, well, all the more for you, Mr Count.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Wonderful! This really is the most excellent meal!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I take that as a great compliment
0:12:04 > 0:12:09coming from a sophisticated man of the world, like you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Let me give you a hand with dessert.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20See? He's not interested in feeding on Mum.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23He treats her better than Dad does!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26If we don't do something to protect her,
0:12:26 > 0:12:30she's going to become a member of the living-dead club. Tonight.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Vlad, she'll be fine. I'm off to bed. Sleep well.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39- I'll help you, Vlad.- Are you sure? It's going to be dangerous.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Arr...- Ssh!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17That's Dad.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21He always does a few practice swoops before he goes out hunting.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- Where's Robin?- Asleep. He still thinks we're panicking over nothing.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Typical!
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Come on. Let's get to your mum before Dad does.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Time for dinner!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Curses!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25It's kind of you to give me a tour of the castle,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- but couldn't we do it in the morning? - Oh, no,
0:14:28 > 0:14:33you really get to really appreciate this place at night. Right, Chloe?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Right, Chloe?- Stop doing that!
0:14:36 > 0:14:40I said, this place is at its best at night, right?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, yeah, it's really...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45stimulating.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- GURGLING - Please tell me that was the water in the pipes.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Doubt it. There's load of things lurking down here.
0:14:55 > 0:15:00- You don't always have to be so honest.- We'll be all right.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Come on, Mum.- What's the hurry?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I'm enjoying myself.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Last time I stayed up this late was Glastonbury '87.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40No-o-o!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Blast those secret passages!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56You can come out now, Mum!
0:15:57 > 0:16:02You're right - they are surprisingly comfortable, aren't they?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Beautifully made. Your Dad's a real craftsman, isn't he?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Come on.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Watch your step. That's it.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- Oh, come on, Mum!- Turn right.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Hurry up! I can't wait to get to bed.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33This way, Mrs Branagh.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37I can just imagine myself back in the Middle Ages.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Isn't this fun?
0:16:44 > 0:16:49- What was that? Everything all right? - Everything's practically perfect.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59- BELL RINGS - I've been ringing. Why haven't you come running?
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- The battlements need cleaning. - Give me a break.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I was up until five getting hair out of the plugholes.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10OK, you rest.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13As long as you don't mind Paul taking me to the disco.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16He's busy alphabetising my nail varnish.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Divide and conquer - works every time.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Oooooh! Someone didn't sink their fangs last night.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35I may have lost the battle, but the war isn't over.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Morning, Master! I'm back!
0:17:38 > 0:17:43Oh, Renfield, I can't tell you how little that means to me.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Now, fetch me some pain-killers, I've got toothache.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I've caught the cockroaches at the breathers' hovel.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Oh, well done.- Thank you, Master.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Now, go back and release them again.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04We're staying another night?!
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Mr Renfield couldn't get rid of all the creepy cockroaches in one day.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13I'm quite pleased - it's like a little holiday, isn't it?
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Morning! I haven't slept that well in ages.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Cup of tea in the pot, love.- Thanks!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Have you heard? We're staying one more night. Told you Mum'd be fine.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32That's because we have been up all night!
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Stopping Dad from giving your mum a one-way ticket to eternal misery!
0:18:37 > 0:18:42Really? So staying another night is not a good thing, then?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Depends on your point of view.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Morning, Mrs Branagh!
0:18:47 > 0:18:53- Morning, Mr Count. How are you today? - Suffering with a little toothache.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I'll see if I can take your mind off it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03- What are you doing?- Ssh! Relax.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Oh, that's good,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08that is really rather good.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Works wonders for my Graham when his sinuses flare up.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16How do you fancy black pudding for breakfast? Nice and juicy of course.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21Wonderful! I really could get used to you indulging me like this.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- You won't miss me once you've got Mr Renfield back.- That imbecile!
0:19:25 > 0:19:30Believe me, Mrs Branagh, he doesn't hold a candle to you.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Back! Get back! Get back!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Evil Lord of the undead.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- Huh? What?- I don't believe it - you even dream about vampires!
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Was I?!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Sorry.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- I suppose I am a bit preoccupied. - Try "totally obsessed".
0:20:08 > 0:20:13It's not easy for me, trying to be a single parent, teacher AND vamp...
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- thingy slayer.- Which one's more important to you, Dad?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Father, obviously. - Doesn't feel like that sometimes.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- I can understand why Mum left you now.- Your Mum left
0:20:26 > 0:20:32because of that smarmy estate agent and his convertible Mercedes!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35She left because you went slaying every weekend
0:20:35 > 0:20:37and told her to wear garlic to bed!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45You know, we could make this a regular thing if you like -
0:20:45 > 0:20:49say, once a month?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Huh? And no mention of slaying.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Is my collar straight?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- It can be so annoying not having a reflection.- It's fine.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- She's like a breath of stagnant air, don't you think?- Who?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Well, Mrs Branagh, of course!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Are you feeling OK?!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Never been better!- Does this mean
0:21:16 > 0:21:21- you're going to put your fangs in neutral, and not feed on her?- Yes.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24She's worth more than a one-night bite.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I'm going to marry her instead!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32A breather?! I'm not having a breather for a stepmother!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Well, I don't remember asking for your opinion.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40- You can't marry Mrs Branagh! She's already married!- Can't?!
0:21:40 > 0:21:45I am the Prince of Darkness, Lord of the Damned. I do what I like!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49She's perfect for me. Cooks, cleans, laughs at my jokes.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52For the first time in centuries,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I feel appreciated.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- She will be my wife.- NO!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Well, as you would say, my dear children,
0:22:03 > 0:22:07talk to the cape cos the face ain't listening!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- HE LAUGHS - Right!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I've just had a thought.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18If we can't stop this marriage, you two'll be stepsisters.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Urgh! I'd rather be undead!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24According to this, to marry your mum,
0:22:24 > 0:22:27my Dad must get her to drink some of his blood,
0:22:27 > 0:22:30then she'll become his slave, never to leave his side.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34That's all right then - Mum's not likely to drink his blood.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Dad will have thought of that! He's got something up his sleeve.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42You have to get her out of here before it's too late!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Mum?- What do you think?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49I got these from an old trunk Magda left behind.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53The Count has invited me for Transylvanian cocktails in his study.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54See?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00- You can't go.- Why ever not?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Because he's a vampire!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Honestly! You kids and your imaginations!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I blame those computer games.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19- Stupid woman! - Don't call my Mum stupid!- Ladies!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21So, what d'you suggest we do now?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Don't worry, leave it to me. I've got a plan.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29When Dad realises that his son and heir
0:23:29 > 0:23:32has wrecked his chances of marriage,
0:23:32 > 0:23:36he'll throw a tantrum and lock me in this castle forever.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38But on the other hand,
0:23:38 > 0:23:42I can't let him take Mrs Branagh away from her family, can I?
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Tough call.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48Why can't I have a dad who works in IT, like everyone else?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- are you going in or not? They'll be here soon. - SLAM!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Sssh!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05What are YOU doing here?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Thought you might need a hand.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12I didn't think you cared if your mum got bitten.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I do. Tell me about this plan of yours.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Actually, er... - You haven't got a plan, have you?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22HOWLING
0:24:22 > 0:24:26That's Zoltan's signal - they're here! Hide!
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Come on!
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Welcome to my inner sanctum, Mrs Branagh.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Oh, Mr Count, I am honoured.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41I thought we'd start with some of my own brew...
0:24:41 > 0:24:44A very sophisticated Transylvanian claret.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49I think you'll find it very agreeable.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Very agreeable indeed.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Cheers!
0:25:00 > 0:25:04To a long relationship between our houses, my dear Elizabeth.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09Right, on the count of three, we jump up and scream. One...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Two...
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Three!- Aaargh!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18They've followed me! Urgh!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Mrs Branagh!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Renfield!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I never thought I'd say this,
0:25:33 > 0:25:35but Renfield's a genius.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Why didn't- I- think of that?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Oh, Graham, I'm so glad you're back.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49Those cockroaches followed me here! Nasty little critters.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Well, I'm just glad Chloe called me.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54I obviously got back just in time.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Come on, let's go home. - Vlad, thank your father again.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06We've done everything you wanted. Tell us who's won.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Who are you going to the disco with?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12OK, this hasn't been an easy decision.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15I've decided to award you points.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Paul...you got six out of ten.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21And Ian...you got six out of ten!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- But it's a tie. - That means neither of us wins.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Exactly!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45This has been great.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I haven't been this relaxed in ages.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- Has it put the vampire thing into perspective for you?- Definitely.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54For the first time in years,
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I haven't got a stake or garlic on me...
0:26:57 > 0:27:00and I'm not bothered!
0:27:01 > 0:27:07- Run for your life, Jonno! - HE SCREAMS
0:27:08 > 0:27:09What's up with him?
0:27:09 > 0:27:13We only wanted to know if this is the way to Smethwick.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Has he got something against fancy dress?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22MAN YELLS AND SCREAMS
0:27:22 > 0:27:27I wish Dad would shut the crypt door when he's punishing Renfield.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30You can hear the screams all over the castle.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34YOU put the cockroaches in the study!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36You cunning, devious...
0:27:36 > 0:27:38I'm impressed!
0:27:38 > 0:27:43Needs must. There was no way I was having a breather for a stepmother.
0:27:43 > 0:27:48- Bit rough on Renfield, though, getting all the blame.- Yeah.