0:00:19 > 0:00:20NO!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24BIRD CAWS
0:00:24 > 0:00:26NO!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29I know you're a vampire. And you know I'm a slayer.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Robin!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Prepare to die!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41HE GASPS
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I slayed a vampire!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46HE LAUGHS
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Run!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Don't go now...
0:00:50 > 0:00:52The party's just getting started!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- We'll meet again...- Can't wait.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59HE PANTS
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Morning, Vladdy!
0:01:11 > 0:01:16Hurry up and get dressed! We've got slayers to fight!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Did you enjoy the remainder of the Hunt Ball, Master Vlad?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh, yeah, I had a blast.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34The music, the dancing,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37the attempted slaying of my father.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Did Mr Grouchy get out the wrong side of the bed?
0:01:41 > 0:01:42I know what'll cheer you up...
0:01:42 > 0:01:45a nice bit of Bubble and Squeak.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46MOUSE SQUEAKS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49HE CACKLES
0:01:49 > 0:01:53He wants a man, not a mouse!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56He wants to feast on the blood of our enemy! Don't you, Vlad?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Actually, I was thinking more cornflakes.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Look Dad, about Mr Van Helsing, we need to talk.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I can't believe you let a slayer slip through your fangs.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07For once, I agree with Mistress Ingrid.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10You wouldn't have done that 200 years ago.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14SILENCE! I let him go deliberately - I prefer to
0:02:14 > 0:02:17catch my prey in the wild. If only you were 16 and had
0:02:17 > 0:02:20your full vampire powers, you could fly along with me.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25- I'm gutted.- So will Van Helsing be when Master's finished with him.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28HE CACKLES
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Take me with you. I'm nearly 16, I'll be a vampire way before him.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Get help from a girl?
0:02:35 > 0:02:39WE are the men of the house, and WE can fight our own battles.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- While I stay home cooking and cleaning?- Excellent!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Renfield, you're fired.- Eat garlic! - Renfield keep up the good work.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- Oh, thank you Master.- Maybe 600 years ago, you could
0:02:51 > 0:02:54bite your neighbours and battle with slayers but not now, not here.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58This is Stokely, they have... zebra crossings!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01So unless you want us to get chased out of town, again,
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- I suggest we make friends with the slayers.- Friends?!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Vampires and slayers can never be friends.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- We're opposites, we're sun and moon, life and death, stake and...- Chips?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Anyone? Huh?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Van Helsing dies tonight.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37It says here... "A vampire cannot enter a dwelling
0:03:37 > 0:03:41"without first being invited in". So why all the extra security?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45I thought it might be a good idea now the Count is trying to kill us!
0:03:45 > 0:03:46We shouldn't wait to be bitten.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50We should launch a surprise attack on the castle, tonight!
0:03:50 > 0:03:55I thought you said slaying was so boring it made gardening look fun.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Yeah well that's when I thought you were...crazy.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Sorry.- That's OK, son.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05When my Dad told me he was a vampire slayer, I laughed in his face.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Then he made me wash my mouth out with garlic water.- Oh, nice.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11But he taught me the first rule of slaying...
0:04:11 > 0:04:16protect your family so I'm sending you to live with your mother.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- What?!- You'll be safe there.- But I want to help! We're a team now,
0:04:20 > 0:04:23we're the Amazing Van Helsings!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31OK, that sounds like a circus act but... Please, let me stay!
0:04:31 > 0:04:37It's all arranged, you're booked on a train after school. I'm sorry, Jonno.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Jonathan!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Now, all I need is a guinea pig...
0:04:54 > 0:04:55..or a stuffed wolf.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Zoltan! Here, boy!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03If you're addressing me, you boil-infested buffoon,
0:05:03 > 0:05:08may I remind you I am not a boy and I resent being ordered about
0:05:08 > 0:05:10like some simple-minded dog.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Fetch!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19ZOLTAN PANTS
0:05:19 > 0:05:21TYRES SCREECH
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I can't sleep!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38D'you know, I haven't been this excited since 1906.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Remember that can-can dancer from the Moulin Rouge...
0:05:41 > 0:05:46the slayer that tried to stake me with her stiletto shoe?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Mmm, she was 'O' positive with just a hint of juniper berries.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- See if we have a bottle left in the cellar.- Mess, Yaster!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Renfield what have you been doing?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Setting traps for Van Helsing.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I've got the whole castle covered, he won't get in.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05You idiot! I want him to get in.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08We have nothing to fear from a pathetic slayer like him.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Throw open the doors and windows, he can't hurt me.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Aaarrgghh! Not now, you pustular imbecile!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I meant tonight!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Relax! Mr Van Helsing won't slay you at school.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28He'll wait till you're at home alone.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Where were you last night when the vampires tried to suck our blood?!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- I was tied up.- Oh, you had something more important to do
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- than saving my family(!)- No I mean Mr Van Helsing tied me up.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- By the time I got to the castle you were safely home.- Yeah,
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- no, thanks to you!- It won't happen again, I promise.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Vlad, that's a promise you can't keep.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I'm sorry, but I'm never setting foot in that castle again,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57and neither should you, Robin.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59We dump him because his Dad might drain us of blood?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Nobody is gonna be drained of blood!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I'm gonna find a way for vampires and breath...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07sorry, people... to get along.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09No more fighting.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Get ready to fight, weirdo.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Well, you've certainly got your work cut out.- Shut up, weirdo number two.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- I won't fight you. - Good. That makes it easy for me.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25CROWD CHANTS: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!...
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Leave them. Apparently, Vlad can fight his own battles.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34BELL RINGS
0:07:35 > 0:07:40Problems cannot be solved by violence.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Isn't that right, Mr Van Helsing?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yes, you're right,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51violence is...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56..bad.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I just want us to be friends.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01That's the spirit, Vlad.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- I'm not shaking the hand of a vampire.- Vampire?
0:08:05 > 0:08:10- Vlad's a vampire and we're slayers. - What is he talking about?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- I have no idea. - Dad!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18He's been under a lot of stress. He's going to stay with his mother.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20This is all your fault, vampire!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29The u-bend blockage led to a methane build-up in the toilet.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32They tried to get rid of the smell by lighting a scented candle.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Kaboom! Looked like someone had thrown in a poo grenade!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37THEY ALL LAUGH
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Graham! How many times have I told you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I won't have sewage at my dinner table.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Is Vlad OK?- What do you care?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- I thought you weren't his friend any more?- Sensible move, Chloe.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- That family is odd.- You don't like anyone not wearing a boiler suit.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Ingrid's all right, she lets us keep our lunch money some days.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- She's all heart(!)- I know he can be difficult but I feel
0:08:59 > 0:09:02sorry for her. It can't be easy growing up without a mother.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05And I feel sorry for us having to be neighbours with them.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- I don't want you going to the castle any more.- Sorry Mum,
0:09:09 > 0:09:13I'm not hungry. I'm going to see Vlad.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Elizabeth, say something!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh, give this cherry pie to Mr Count,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25he was looking a bit peaky last night.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31And be back by nine o'clock, or else you're grounded...
0:09:31 > 0:09:32for a month!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Eat.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44C'mon, Jonno, let's not part like this.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Why did you take me slaying if you didn't want me fighting vampires?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Because one day, I want you to become a great slayer.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Just not today.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04The sun will set soon, you should
0:10:04 > 0:10:07get back to the caravan while it's still light.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I'm old enough to see myself onto a train.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20I'll send for you when this is all over. Mmm?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37OVER LOUDSPEAKER: 'The next northbound train
0:10:37 > 0:10:40'will shortly be arriving at platform one.'
0:10:48 > 0:10:50What's the big emergency?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Apart from the fact your room stinks.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58- It'll be dark in a minute and Dad'll fly off to kill Van Helsing.- And?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59We have to stop him!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Have you got sun stroke?!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Fighting slayers is one of the perks of being a vampire.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11- That and looking great in black. - See, that's old school thinking.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13So you think Dad should hang up his fangs?
0:11:13 > 0:11:18He's stuck in the past. It's about time we made peace with the slayers.
0:11:18 > 0:11:25There'll be no more talk of peace between vampires and slayers!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27The war must end.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Slayers will always be our enemy.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35We shall bite them on the beaches,
0:11:35 > 0:11:38we shall bite them in the fields and in the streets,
0:11:38 > 0:11:44we shall bite them in the hills, we shall never surrender.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45HE SCREECHES
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Shut your mouth, Branagh.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- That is so cool!- That is not cool.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59He's going to attack Van Helsing!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05He's locked it!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14WINGS FLAP
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Hello?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21WINGS FLAP Who's there?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37WINGS FLAP
0:12:42 > 0:12:47You don't scare me, Dracula, I'm not afraid of vampires!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Boo!
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Arghh!!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04If I don't get back by nine, I'll be grounded for a month.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Robin, my Dad is going to kill our woodwork teacher!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Point taken. I'll see you at the bottom.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Hopefully in one piece.
0:13:23 > 0:13:28- What's that?- Skeleton key. - You know, you really are evil.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Come on!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Dad?!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47COUNT DRACULA LAUGHS
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Dad, where are you?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:14:32 > 0:14:35The wolf knocked on the door...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42..and said,
0:14:42 > 0:14:44"Little pig,
0:14:44 > 0:14:46"little pig,
0:14:46 > 0:14:49"please let me in."
0:14:54 > 0:15:00"No, no" said the little pig, "not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin".
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Aargh!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12"Then, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- HE LAUGHS - You forget, the little pig kills the wolf in the end!
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- So, come in if you're feeling lucky! - So nice of you...to invite me in.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Vlad!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Vlad! Vlad?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37We have to do something!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41If Dad kills Van Helsing, our whole future is at stake...
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- in a non-pointy wood kind of way. - Someone mention my name?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46You're not dead!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Not last time I checked.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- Pity.- Now, where's your father?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Er, he's gone to Spain to top up his tan(!)
0:15:55 > 0:16:00You'll know when he's back cos you'll have two holes in your neck.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Urghh!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Caught in your own trap, how ironic.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Mr Van Helsing, wait!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11We don't have to keep fighting. Let's try living together in peace!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14No slaying, no biting.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- A truce?- What d'you think?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Can't you do anything right, you useless bag of bones?!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29You were just distracting me, you're as devious as your father.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32You've got it all wrong, I was just trying to help!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Oh, you can help me all right.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Tell your master to give himself up if he wants to see his kids again.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Dad! Robin's not back from the castle and it's gone nine o'clock!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- That boy's going from bad to worse! - Stop fretting,
0:16:54 > 0:16:59- I'm sure Mr Count will send him home soon. Chloe, bed.- If he doesn't...
0:17:01 > 0:17:05..you can always go up and give him some more of your cherry pie!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Vlad?!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Ah Robin, I believe you know my next victim.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Victim?!- Help me!- Oh,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38so now you want help from "weirdo number two"?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Please!
0:17:39 > 0:17:44You know, kidnapping is kind of illegal.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Give Van Helsing a message.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52Tell him to give himself up if he ever wants to see his son again.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55OK, but while I'm gone, no biting!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I thought I told you to take down all your stupid traps.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07You're supposed to be babysitting, not hanging around like a fool.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Aargh! Argh!
0:18:13 > 0:18:19Now, go get Vlad and Ingrid, I want to show them my catch.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Well, you see the thing is, Sire...
0:18:22 > 0:18:27they've gone out. They said don't wait up, cos they might be late.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Young hell-raisers.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Going somewhere?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39What a dump! You should really cut back on your garlic bills
0:18:39 > 0:18:41and spend some money on a house.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- You think because you live in a castle, you're better than me?- No,
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I'm better than you because I'm a vampire.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Vampires, slayers... what's the difference?
0:18:50 > 0:18:54I say we all stop fighting and become one big happy family.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01What are you two doing here?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Having a sing-a-long(!) What does it look like?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09You think this is funny?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Well, sort of. You and the Count have kidnapped each others kids!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Don't try and bluff me,
0:19:18 > 0:19:24Jonno's at his mum's. Probably unpacking his suitcase as we speak.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Do you mean that one?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43You're fighting on the wrong side, Jonathan.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45A hundred years from now,
0:19:45 > 0:19:51I will still be standing here and you will be the dust under my feet.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55A hundred years? How will you cope with the boredom?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56You haven't even got broadband.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Immortality is a gift and a curse.
0:20:00 > 0:20:07I am the flame that burns forever, never to go out.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Dad!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Renfield!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Yes, your most wonderful lordship?
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Tell Van Helsing I would like my offspring back.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24But as I told you my Master, Vlad and Ingrid just popped to the...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I will deal with you later!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38It would seem we've reached a stalemate.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Or perhaps not. - Nice move.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50What?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Very well,
0:20:54 > 0:20:59- let Vladimir go and I'll give myself up.- Er, what about me?
0:20:59 > 0:21:04- Well, yes, I suppose you'd better let her go too.- Don't do it Dad!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- He'll slay you!- No, I won't.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I'll interrogate him first. Then, I'll slay him.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15This is the price of peace, Vlad.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24If you try to escape this vial will break,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26releasing deadly garlic juice.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Ingenious.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Oh, and don't fix me any dinner.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'll be eating out.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01This is a total disaster!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- What are we going to do?- I say we finish the slayers once and for all.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07How are we supposed to fight Mr Van Helsing
0:22:07 > 0:22:08when he's so much bigger than us?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I've got a plan.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26Well, I do like your caravan. It's like a large coffin on wheels.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Sit.
0:22:37 > 0:22:44Isn't it customary for the condemned man to choose his final meal?
0:22:45 > 0:22:50You're not a man, you're a menace, feeding off the weak and the vun...
0:22:50 > 0:22:54..vulnerable and spreading my evil across the land, blah, blah, blah.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- I've heard it all before. - But you won't be hearing it again.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03You're going to give me the names and locations of every vampire you know.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Jonno, step outside.- But Dad...
0:23:05 > 0:23:08You can't send him outside,
0:23:08 > 0:23:10he'll miss all the fun!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Now, Jonno!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24We're moving?!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- GLASS SMASHES - Argh!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36- They're towing us away! - What do we do now?!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Die!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Go left!- Go right!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Go faster!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00TYRES SQUEAL
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Aaaaargh!
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Aaaaargh!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06THEY BOTH SHOUT
0:24:06 > 0:24:08The stake, Jonno! Grab the stake!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Got it!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Aaaaargh-huh?
0:24:15 > 0:24:20- Hungry?- Me too... Aaaargh!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23TYRES SCREECH
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I told you I should drive.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- You don't know how to. - That makes two of us!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Just shut up!
0:24:37 > 0:24:42- Who are you calling stupid? It was his fault! Maggot!- Oh, no.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- GRAHAM:- Right, that's it!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48I'm getting Robin and I'm gonna give Mr Count a piece of my mind.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53OK, so we get back, then what do we do?
0:24:53 > 0:24:54I don't know.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57What do you mean you don't know?
0:24:57 > 0:24:58This is your plan.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I'm sure I'll come up with something! Renfield, drive!
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Dad!
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Not now Jonathan, I'm busy.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15The hearse is gone!
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Something tells me this isn't going to end well.- Shame!
0:25:25 > 0:25:30And we were having such fun! Au revoir, mes amis.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Dad...
0:25:39 > 0:25:41I need a wee.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49SPLASH!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Well, where is it?!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Um, I didn't want to upset you.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Upset us? Why would we be upset that our Dad is
0:26:04 > 0:26:07freewheeling around Stokely with a couple of slayers?!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09And what a lark it was too.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13VLAD AND INGRID: Dad!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oh!
0:26:17 > 0:26:18You know, son...
0:26:22 > 0:26:26..I think slaying the Count is gonna be harder than we thought.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35HE LAUGHS
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Dad, about the Van Helsings...
0:26:37 > 0:26:40It was fantastic.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Who do you think you are keeping my son out till all hours?!
0:26:43 > 0:26:47You may let your children run wild, but that is not the Branagh way!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Please accept my most humble apologies.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Robin was assisting us in a, er, family emergency.
0:26:53 > 0:26:58- He was?- You've raised a very caring and considerate son.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- He has?- Well, uh, that's...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03very kind of you to say so.
0:27:03 > 0:27:09- Come on, Robin, let's get home, my knees are freezing.- Oh, and please,
0:27:09 > 0:27:13thank Elizabeth for that delicious cherry pie.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22What? I can't be nice to breathers once in a while?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I'm a breather.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Ow, ow, ow!
0:27:25 > 0:27:26That's not nice!
0:27:26 > 0:27:31- And neither is letting my children be captured by my sworn enemy!- So...
0:27:31 > 0:27:33what did you do to the Van Helsings?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- You butchered them, right? - Unfortunately not.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39I guess we can't be friends with the slayers. Sorry, Dad.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Defeating them may be harder than I thought.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44But it's going to be a lot of fun.
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