0:00:21 > 0:00:24"Grand High Vampire staked by Boris Dracula,
0:00:24 > 0:00:28"whose takeover attempt failed when he wore the Crown of Power
0:00:28 > 0:00:31"and mysteriously turned to dust."
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Cousin Boris is all over the paper, Zoltan.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Except The Sun Block.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Look, the Lice Girls are getting back together!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43I thought I saw something.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Yes, it's lightning.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47'Vladimir Dracula.'
0:00:47 > 0:00:48That's thunder.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50You are the Chosen One!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53You must take your rightful place on the throne.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58I'm sorry, your Grandness, I really think there's been a mistake.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- I have trouble doing my homework. - The time is almost here.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- You'll know you are the Chosen One when...- What?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Come on, we haven't got all night!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11The heads of the vampire clans are downstairs.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13The ceremony is beginning.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18What's wrong, Master Vlad? You look like you've seen a ghost.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Er, I don't think our plan to rescue Mum is gonna work.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44The place is swarming with vampires!
0:01:44 > 0:01:50There's the Count, Ingrid and Will. (Three is not a swarm.)
0:01:50 > 0:01:54I'm telling you, it's wall-to-wall fang down there.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Jonno, now is not the time for a visit from Mr Cowardy Custard!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02LAUGHTER
0:02:04 > 0:02:07D'you want some humble pie with that custard?
0:02:07 > 0:02:13Tonight we unveil a new leader from our majestic throng of night feeders.
0:02:14 > 0:02:21Blood brothers and sisters, I present to you the Crown of Power.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Carved from the bones of victims from the dawn of time.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Come, come, come, come.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45- Did you see that? - Yeah, Renfield is such a show-off.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49THEY LAUGH
0:02:56 > 0:03:01To reveal the identity of our new Grand High Vampire,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I shall require a drop of blood.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09You.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16HE GROWLS
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Please don't say my name...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36As if.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Chieftain MacDonald.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42THEY SIGH
0:03:44 > 0:03:47BAGPIPES PLAY
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Do you solemnly swear to be evil,
0:03:56 > 0:04:00bloodthirsty and cruel now and for ever more?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Och aye, I do.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03What?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14THEY GASP
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Was it something I said? - It's the prophecy.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- What prophecy? - Some vampire voodoo, apparently.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31When the bloodline drops like flies,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34it's a sign a special vampire's coming.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- The Chosen One. - There is no proof of it.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49Well, let's hope the bloodline finds someone less combustible this time.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52THEY LAUGH
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Jiang Shi.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Keen. I like it.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Do you solemnly swear...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27HE MUMBLES
0:05:32 > 0:05:33THEY GASP
0:05:34 > 0:05:37That vampire voodoo might be true after all.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42So, who's going to find themselves third time lucky?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Ha-ha-ha! Count Dracula!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00MURMUR OF VOICES
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Well, it's been a long night.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13We're all tired. Why don't we get some rest and food.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18I'll be crowned tomorrow night? Great! That's decided then.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I can't believe Dad chickened out!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Well, you can't blame him. That crown is deadly.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38Exactly. I'll be devastated at our loss of course,
0:06:38 > 0:06:42but as the new head of the Dracula family, I'm sure I'll get over it.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- You'll inherit the castle?! - And everything else!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48You are so bad.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53I know. Dad's gonna wear that crown if it's the last thing he does.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Ready for action, Jonno!- Let's go!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13No, wait! Let's make a pact.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- Promise me you'll slay me if I get bitten.- I promise.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24And you'll slay me if I get bitten?
0:07:24 > 0:07:25I promise.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28What if we both get bitten at once?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31These pacts are trickier than you think.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35This is our chance to save your mother!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38It's you and me against two dozen vampires.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- BOTH:- We're gonna need more weapons.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Why do I have to be the Chosen One? Why can't it be like PE,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51where I'm always last to be picked?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55You can't have seen the Grand High Vampire.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I would have sensed his presence
0:07:57 > 0:08:00with my finely tuned animal instincts.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03It's bad enough turning into a vampire,
0:08:03 > 0:08:08never mind a special one. I won't wear that crown!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Then your father is doomed.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Not if I stop the coronation.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23You're a tomato. And you two can be the grapes.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I wanted to be the carrot.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Chloe's the carrot.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31And you're the banana? It's not fair!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35The theme for the Scout Cabaret was my idea.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38There's no way I'm wearing this in public.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41You are. We need five pieces of fruit and veg,
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- we're the "five-a-day family". - You're coming and that's it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Over my dead pineapple.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I have come up with a foolproof plan to save you!
0:09:00 > 0:09:05I have made an exact replica of the Crown of Power!
0:09:05 > 0:09:10That is an utterly stu...stupendous idea!
0:09:10 > 0:09:15With a fake crown I can be Grand High Vampire without taking risks!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19You're not such a mindless slobbering idiot after all!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Thank you, Master! Ta daaa!
0:09:40 > 0:09:45We shouldn't be here. We were kicked out of the Slayer's Guild!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- 'Please speak name.' - Eat garlic and die!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49I was only...
0:09:49 > 0:09:50BUZZER RINGS
0:09:50 > 0:09:52'Voice recognised. Access granted.'
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Grab as many weapons as you can!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Reach for the skies, ladies.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Now turn around.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Agent Kurt Muller. Slayers Guild, Tactical Division.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Number of kills, 989.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Eric Van Helsing. Slayers Guild, Field Operative.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Kills, zero. Discharged for ineffective conduct.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Nice work with the pass, you snuck by the tech boys.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- We came for our weapons. - They're antiques!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Stakes and crossbows? No wonder you didn't bag any fang-jobs.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Now this is a weapon. UV grenade-launcher.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49It's like having the sun in the palm of your hand.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Kurt fired and the intruders wet their pants.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Artistic licence, I'm writing my memoirs.- Yeah, well.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I'll stick with what I know, thanks.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Your funeral.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Are you going to slay the Count?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21The Count's old news, I'm here to take down...
0:11:24 > 0:11:25The Chosen One.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Come on, Robin, stop sulking.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Your dad's gone to a lot of trouble for this.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Urgh! Sorry!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Oh.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Naughty, naughty.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31How dare you keep me here like this!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I think it's rather cosy.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- You're a monster!- (Me?)
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Vlad?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Ssh. It's me. Quick, over here.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Is this everyone? - Some went to sleep in the crypt.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07Show some respect for your new Grand High Vampire!
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Or should I say last respects? - Ha-ha-ha!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Your dad's gonna be the Grand High Vampire?!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Not if I can help it.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Master, someone's stolen the crown!
0:13:46 > 0:13:47- Really?- No, really.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Oh, oh dear... Never mind!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I mean... Find it, find it now!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I don't know what to do, Robin.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Do you think I'm the Chosen One?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11No. You're a rubbish vampire. There's no way it's you.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Thanks.- Maybe I'm the Chosen One.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Robin...don't!
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Aaargh!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- You should see the look on your face! - Not funny.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35- Oh, come on, it was a bit funny. - What if the prophecy's true?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38There's only one way to find out.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54I think the map was wrong. This isn't the dungeon.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59It's the crypt. If your mother's in here, we're already too late.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Dad, I've got a bad feeling about this.- Me too.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09You shouldn't say that! You should say,
0:15:09 > 0:15:11"It's fine, we're in no danger".
0:15:11 > 0:15:13What was that?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Sounded like a coffin opening,
0:15:15 > 0:15:21but don't worry, we're in no danger.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Aargh!- Arrgh!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26THEY LAUGH
0:15:26 > 0:15:29CREAKING
0:15:31 > 0:15:33THEY SNARL
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Run!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47RUMBLING
0:15:58 > 0:16:02OK, maybe that wasn't such a great idea.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Playtime's over. Dad wants his crown back.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Don't give it to him, he'll die!
0:16:11 > 0:16:15It's tragic. Don't forget to bring a dustpan and brush.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Stay here, it's too dangerous.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29And I mean it this time!
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Careful getting in, we don't want any slip-ups!
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Graham, I don't think your jokes appeal to them.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Enough fruit jokes. - They're rotten.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Dad, there's a problem!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Wow, Robin really needs to start shaving.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Stay here, I'm going to the castle!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56You've no time, you'll be late.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I won't let them get their teeth into my son!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Not this vampire nonsense again!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Er, actually...Dad's right.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Right, that's it. I've had enough!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Everybody into the van, we're going to sort this out!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Kurt waited, like a spider waiting for a fly.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34If you put on the crown we'll be sweeping you up like the rest.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Rubbish! They were weak!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39It won't destroy Dad, he's strong,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42destined to be the greatest leader ever known!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Silence! I've made my decision.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Proceed with the ceremony.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Stop! Can't you see?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08This is what she wants! You're gonna die.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13You're not the Chosen One, I am!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16THEY LAUGH
0:18:30 > 0:18:35We're sorry for intruding, but there's been a misunderstanding.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Oh, really? Pray tell.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Well, somebody, and I won't mention any names,
0:18:45 > 0:18:49thinks you're all...
0:18:49 > 0:18:52vampires!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54MR COUNT LAUGHS
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Vampires?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I know. It's ridiculous!
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Please don't do this.
0:18:59 > 0:19:06So because we wear capes, we're vampires?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09He has an overactive imagination!
0:19:09 > 0:19:15Because we have a penchant for black, we're vampires?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Just because we have fangs...
0:19:20 > 0:19:22HE LAUGHS DEMONICALLY
0:19:22 > 0:19:29..and drink blood. We. Are. Vampires.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32VAMPIRES HISS AND SNARL
0:19:32 > 0:19:37- Oh, my.- Somehow, "I told you so," isn't quite enough.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42Now...who would like some freshly squeezed juice?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Not for me, coffin-breath,
0:19:45 > 0:19:49I like my tomatoes like I like my vampires...sun-dried.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Go! Go! Go!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Kurt's date with destiny had arrived.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02He knew this was a fight to death.
0:20:02 > 0:20:08I hear with my little ear something beginning with - awesome!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- THEY SCREAM - The other way!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Eric! Jonno!- Mum!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Are you OK? Did he bite you?- No.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Eric, I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42It's not important. Let's go.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45GROWLING
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Rrrraargh!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Ready, aim, fire!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Eat this, slayer!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10May I remind you I'm stuffed with sawdust.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14If I get hit, I'll probably burst into flames.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18The man's an imbecile!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Kurt was outnumbered, just as he liked it.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34What are you doing here?!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37You're the One, you must do something!
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Everything's gonna be fine. It's not as bad as it looks.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Will!- Arrgh!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Agh! Oh?!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Dad! You slayed a vampire!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Well, he gave me a hand.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25SHE SCREAMS
0:22:25 > 0:22:28HE HISSES
0:22:30 > 0:22:32CLANG
0:22:43 > 0:22:45HE LAUGHS
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Well, we enjoyed your little fireworks display,
0:22:49 > 0:22:52but all good things must come to an end.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Including you.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Kurt had a last trick up his sleeve.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03BEEPING
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I'll save you, Master!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Get off me! You imbecile!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19You are so dead.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26THEY GASP
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Nice shooting, slayer.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35THEY SCREAM
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Let's finish this.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Wait! We can work something out!
0:23:49 > 0:23:55- Time for talking's over, kid! - But we don't...we...
0:23:57 > 0:24:00You will know you are the Chosen One when you
0:24:00 > 0:24:05sacrifice the life you love, to save the family you love.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Robin! The crown! Now!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33RUMBLING
0:24:33 > 0:24:34SCREAMING
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Arrgh!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49VLAD SCREAMS
0:24:53 > 0:24:55That's my Vladdy.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Vampires be gone!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Mortals, approach me.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Why must we destroy each other?
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Can we not live together in harmony?
0:25:23 > 0:25:28You will leave this place and remember nothing of vampires.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31We do not exist.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36ELECTRICAL CRACKLING
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Now go!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01What a lovely family!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04We are so lucky to have them as neighbours!
0:26:04 > 0:26:09- I'll see you for coffee tomorrow, Elizabeth.- Lovely.- Night, night.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Graham, we better hurry or we'll be late!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Twister!- Mind if I hitch a ride?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Course not. Hop in.- Stop!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- I told you, I'm not wearing this! - Spoil-sport!
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Kurt got in the van with the strange family.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34He had no idea why he was talking to his wrist, but
0:26:34 > 0:26:36he kept on doing it anyway.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Is he... Is he dead?
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I don't know and I don't care.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07He's your brother! You must help him!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12I'll decide what I MUST do.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Because I'm in charge now.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24HE ROARS
0:27:24 > 0:27:29Traitor! You will pay for this betrayal, Ingrid!
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Silence!
0:27:32 > 0:27:37From now on, you will call me Countess Dracula.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Watch me as I avenge Will's death
0:27:41 > 0:27:44and make the streets of Stokely run red with blood!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47SHE CACKLES DEMONICALLY
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