Mirror, Mirror

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0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Aaarghhh!- Aaarghhh!

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Get off!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43For garlic's sake, Boris!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- You were sleep-flying again.- Was I?

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Face it. You're becoming a vampire.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I can't be!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I'm not turning 16 till next week!

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Why d'you think I had to ban Robin from the castle?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58That was a misunderstanding! I was squeezing a spot on his neck.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00What, with your teeth?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Not a good sign.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Look, I hate to say this, but

0:01:06 > 0:01:09I don't think we can share a room any more.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- You're throwing me out?- Oh, no!

0:01:11 > 0:01:16- Well, yeah. There's a spare coffin in the crypt.- The crypt!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- With the dead people!- We're vampires. Dead is our middle name.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Don't do this, Vlad. I'll protect you with my ultra sharp vampire hearing.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Nothing can take me by surprise. - Boo!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Aaarghh!!!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33- We heard screaming.- Have you scoundrels got a victim in here?

0:01:33 > 0:01:38- Just doing a bit of flying practice, Dad.- Oh. Pity.- Get out here, boy.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Show me your fangs.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Mmm...

0:01:45 > 0:01:48a bit underdeveloped - not to worry.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- We'll start small, just a few cute bunnies.- You mean, kill them?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55No, take them synchronised swimming.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Of course kill them! You want to be a vampire, don't you?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I...

0:02:03 > 0:02:05I don't know.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Well, you'd better make your mind, and fast!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Like there's a choice!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Are you saying there's a choice?

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Oh, look at that... it's six in the morning!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Coffin time!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I feel sick.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Five across...

0:02:32 > 0:02:35SNORING

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Dad, about Boris's...

0:02:46 > 0:02:51Sshh! I know, that boy is softer than a 1,000-year-old zombie.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54His transformation. Is there a choice?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- A way to get out of becoming a vampire?- Get out?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Get out of becoming a vampire?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Well, is there?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Well, I'm not going to lie to you, Vladdy.- Good.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Cos I can tell when you're lying. Your eyes glow yellow.- Do they?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Really?- Yeah.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Well, I never knew that.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13That's the trouble with having no reflection.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Anyway, you were saying?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I was saying...being a vampire is your destiny

0:03:18 > 0:03:21and nothing you can do will ever change that.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Is that clear?- Totally.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Just one question.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Mmm?- Why are your eyes shut?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Sick again, Master Boris?!

0:03:37 > 0:03:43Nice bit of rat in cockroach sauce will soon have you feeling better.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ah!

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Master Boris?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Boris!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Blood... I need blood...

0:04:05 > 0:04:08But seriously, Renfield's?

0:04:13 > 0:04:17That's the last time you get breakfast in bed!

0:04:22 > 0:04:23That is so...

0:04:25 > 0:04:26eeww.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Don't give up. I think there's a way out of becoming vampires.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31You're serious? How?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35I don't know yet, but we're going to find a way.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Right, what have you done with my stuff?

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- I don't know what you're talking about.- My sunglasses and nail polish.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Relax, they're over there.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Prepare to enter a world of pain. - Umm, I'll take a rain-check.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Because it's time for you to go to school like a good little breather.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Don't ever call me that!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Why? What are you going to do?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08You think you can challenge the Princess of Darkness?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11No, but I can whip your butt from here to Halloween.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Huh! You're on, maggot muncher.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17OK, whoever commits the most evil deed by tonight is the winner.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19And the loser...

0:05:19 > 0:05:23has to sing and dance with Renfield...

0:05:23 > 0:05:26wearing a frilly pink dress.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27When do we start?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Now.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- What about school? - School...is for breathers.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46So how can I help?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- You really want to?- Of course!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52If it'll stop your freakish cousin dribbling down my neck.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- So what's the plan?- Well, Boris is doing some research up at the castle

0:05:56 > 0:05:58and I'm gonna look on the internet.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Shall I come to yours after school?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03You know you can't. It's too dangerous right now.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Great, so until you and Boris find "a cure",

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- I'm stuck at home like a loser? - Robin, this isn't about you!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Fine. I'll just spend time with my other friends.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Right.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- I have got other friends, you know. - Course you have. Course you have.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Robin?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Robin! Great.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Ah, Agent Mole.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Ready to debrief?

0:06:40 > 0:06:45So Vlad doesn't want to be a vampire and he's trying to find a cure?

0:06:45 > 0:06:49You're getting that "masterplan" look in your eyes again.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Correct, Jonno!- My greatest plan yet, and it can't possibly fail.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's kind of our theme tune.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58And this is the final chorus!

0:06:58 > 0:06:59With Vlad's help,

0:06:59 > 0:07:03we can rid Stokely of its nasty vampire problem, forever.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- This time there'll be no mistakes. I promise.- You promise?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I mean, no garlic gunge? No ponds?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10No totally rubbish female disguises?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13No, no, and I'm deeply hurt.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Jonno, the time has come to show you my Secret Slayer's HQ!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18You've got a Secret Slayer's HQ?!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Why didn't you mention this before?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Can I trust you, Jonno?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Course. Have I ever let you down?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Jonno...put these on.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Do we really have to go through all this?- 'Fraid so, Jonno!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45The less you know, the less you can give away

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- when you're captured and tortured by vampires.- Thanks, Dad.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Please speak name...

0:07:51 > 0:07:52clearly.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Eric Van Helsing.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Voice recognised. Access granted.

0:08:19 > 0:08:25- Wow.- I know. I've waited a long time for this moment.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Oh! Garlic guns!

0:08:32 > 0:08:37Forget the guns. Behold our noble heritage!

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Who are these guys?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42My grandfather, Abraham Van Helsing III.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44And my father.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Caught in the very act of slaying!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Look at that action. - Dad, the plan?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Patience. Now, this...

0:08:54 > 0:08:57is my great-great-great...

0:08:58 > 0:09:01or something... Aunt Porphyria.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Nice-looking woman.- Yes, she was.

0:09:04 > 0:09:10She was also a slayer, a scientist and inventor!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I want to show you the greatest secret of the Van Helsings.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Is it some sort of super-weapon?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18An amphibious Slaymobile?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Cool.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Books.- Not just any books.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Porphyria's finest work,

0:09:35 > 0:09:39A Painless Cure for Vampires. Only twenty copies were ever printed.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Her secrets, her discoveries...

0:09:42 > 0:09:43They're all in here!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48She was locked up!

0:09:48 > 0:09:53She was a misunderstood genius.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Jonno, are you ready for your first solo mission?- What do I have to do?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I want you to take Robin Branagh...

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- out of play.- You mean, kill him?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Nothing so pleasant. I want you to make friends with him.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Why?- To keep him away from Vlad.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Divide and conquer!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15All right...and while I'm doing this, what are you going to do?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25We must have been through half the books in this place.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Haven't you found anything yet, Zoltan?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30There's a chapter here on vampire cures,

0:10:30 > 0:10:33but I don't think you're going to like it.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34I'll try anything.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38"The surest and most effective cure for vampirism is..."

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yes? Yes?!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43"A stake through the heart."

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Maybe not.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Any other ideas?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50You could kill the person who made you a vampire.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- I was born a vampire! - So that would be your father...

0:10:53 > 0:10:55or the oldest member of the clan.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Granny Dracula?

0:10:57 > 0:11:00No more hand-knitted capes for my birthday.

0:11:00 > 0:11:06- It's a win-win! - Master Boris, that's grannycide!

0:11:06 > 0:11:07THUD!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Mmm. "A Painless Cure for Vampires."

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Painless!

0:11:23 > 0:11:25This is it!

0:11:27 > 0:11:33Porphyria Van Helsing, whoever you are, I love you!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37"After many years as a slayer,

0:11:37 > 0:11:41"I have discovered that vampires can be cured by..."

0:11:43 > 0:11:44by...

0:11:44 > 0:11:47By what?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Come on, come on...

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Master Boris! Control yourself!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55What are we gonna do now?

0:11:55 > 0:11:59- I suggest you talk to Van Helsing. - But she must have died years ago.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04I was referring to Mr Van Helsing, the teacher from Vlad's school.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08You think they might be related?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10If blood-sucking doesn't work out,

0:12:10 > 0:12:14have you considered a career in rocket science?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17OK... I need to talk to Vlad.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Is it me, or does this place smell of garlic?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Plan B.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Look, I'm sorry about before.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I know you've got plenty of friends.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Yeah? Name three.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Well, there's me...there's Chloe...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10there's me...

0:13:11 > 0:13:14I'm sorry I got so wound up.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16It's just, well...

0:13:16 > 0:13:20the thing is,

0:13:20 > 0:13:21you are my only friend.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25You're like the only one I can really talk to.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27What are you doing here?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28I'm sorry, I'm so excited.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Do you know what I mean? Vlad? Vlad?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35What is is his problem?

0:13:35 > 0:13:40You know what his problem is? He's a ruthless, blood-sucking monster.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Don't talk like that about my best mate.- Best mate.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Right.

0:13:46 > 0:13:52- "A Painless Cure for Vampires"! - That's amazing! Where's the book?

0:13:52 > 0:13:56I got a little over-excited.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- I kind of flamed it.- Oh, Boris!

0:14:00 > 0:14:04But get this, it's written by a lady called Porphyria Van Helsing!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- And Zoltan thinks that... - Van Helsing knows something?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09OK, I know what to do.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Boris, get back to the castle before you get the munchies again!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21You don't know anything about me or Vlad.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23I know this much.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Vampires don't have friends.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27They only have victims.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Vlad's different.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Course he is.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40So, ready to see my evil deed, loser?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Whatever.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53- What? What?- Surprise!- Aaarrrgghh!!! - You've cleaned him up!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Round one to me, I think.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Oi! Tools are not for fools!

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Robin! I need your help.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Robin?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, that's right, I exist!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Whenever you need a favour. - Are you OK?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- All right, Robin? - All right, Jonno mate?

0:15:19 > 0:15:23I was wondering, do you wanna come round mine for tea later?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26What, to your caravan?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Sure, I've got nothing better to do.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Have I?- Robin...- Hang on, are you inviting me round to yours?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- You know I can't.- Fine.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I'd love to, mate.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Oh, bum.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44I've hypnotised them.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- They think they're eating spaghetti. - Mmm.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51That is quite evil, but if you do this...

0:15:51 > 0:15:56- Hi, Ingrid.- Hey, boys! - What are we doing here?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Why don't you take a look?

0:15:59 > 0:16:00I'm gonna be sick.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Mmm...squirmy.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06You did this!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08You are evil!

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Aaarghhh!

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Temper, temper!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Think. Get in his mind.

0:16:35 > 0:16:41I'm Van Helsing, I'm bald and I stink of garlic. Not bad.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Let's hide all of Porphyria's secrets in here, Jonno...

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Ha ha ha.

0:16:54 > 0:16:54Yeessss!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yesss!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Boris!

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Boris?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04In here, Vlad!

0:17:06 > 0:17:07What are you doing?

0:17:07 > 0:17:11Hiding from your dad. He's trying to make me bite rats for practice.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- You found... you found another copy? - Listen.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18"Every Vampire Family possesses a Blood Mirror.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21"This Mirror holds the power of the vampire clan.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24"For if the Mirror should break, every Vampire of the Blood

0:17:24 > 0:17:26"will return to his natural, mortal state."

0:17:26 > 0:17:29His natural, mortal state... Vlad, we've done it!

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- As soon as we smash that mirror. Come on!- Vlad! A little help.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Oh, sorry!- Thank you.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Ah Zoltan, finally.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Where does Dad keep the Blood Mirror?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I can't tell you that.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50Your father would knock the stuffing out of me. I'd be a wolf-skin rug.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53There's a squeaky bat in it for you.

0:17:53 > 0:17:58There's a secret entrance through a coffin in the castle crypt.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Aaaarrgghhh!!!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11You children spread everywhere,

0:18:11 > 0:18:13like mouldy verrucas. What are you doing?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- We've found a secret passage, Renfield...- Vlad!

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Do you want to have a look?

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Aaaarrggghhh!!!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Let me out!!!

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Last one.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36This is it!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Shouldn't you be practising your dance routine?

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Shut up and listen, coffin breath.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I don't like you, and...

0:18:58 > 0:19:00well, I just don't like you.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04- But we have to work together against the boys.- Sorry.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Vampires don't do collaboration.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10If you don't help me, you'll never be a vampire.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11As if.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Our zombie-brain brothers are trying to smash the Blood Mirror.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- The what?- Trust me.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21If they succeed, we'll all become mortal.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22So what's it to be?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Start helping...

0:19:25 > 0:19:27or start breathing?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- What's wrong? - What if something's down here...

0:19:31 > 0:19:33something waiting for us...

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Come on, Boris. Let's just keep moving.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Vlad! Help!

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Come on Boris, you can do this!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Vlad, what's happening?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55It's a vampire castle now, it's protecting the Mirror.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57So it's trying to kill us?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00That's not fair! Let's go back.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Come on Boris, we have to do this.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06But, slowly.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Let me out!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Renfield!- Where did the boys go?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Secret...passage.- Thanks.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24If they've smashed that mirror, they're so dead! I mean undead.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I mean, you know what I mean.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Yesssss!

0:20:34 > 0:20:35I'm winning! I'm winning!

0:20:35 > 0:20:39Sorry. It's just I can never beat Vlad, he's really good.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42This two-player game is cool. Usually it's just me and my dad

0:20:42 > 0:20:44and he's not into things that are fun.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46At least he doesn't spend all his spare time blogging

0:20:46 > 0:20:49on www.blockeduptoilets.com.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- My dad's a plumber.- I knew that.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Well, keep it to yourself.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Do you ever get jealous of orphans? - Jonno!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01A word!

0:21:04 > 0:21:08What's the problem, Dad? I'm just gaining his trust like you told me!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Well, don't get too close! All we have to do

0:21:10 > 0:21:13is keep Robin out of the way long enough for our plan to work!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15What plan?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- What have you done to Vlad?- Nothing. We're just trying to help him!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21You're slayers. Why would you help a vampire?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Vlad needed a cure, and we knew the secret.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25What secret?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31OK. Inside Castle Dracula is a Blood Mirror.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34If it's destroyed, every vampire returns to its mortal state.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36We knew Vlad wouldn't trust us...

0:21:36 > 0:21:38So we planted a book, telling him what to do.

0:21:38 > 0:21:43He'll smash the mirror... no more vamps in Stokely. Everybody's happy.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47That's all right, then. Nice one, Mr Van Helsing.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51You're not even going to ask if there's a catch?

0:21:51 > 0:21:56- But you just said "everyone's happy".- Think about it...

0:21:56 > 0:22:03When the mirror's destroyed, every vampire returns to its mortal state.

0:22:04 > 0:22:09Count Dracula's over 600 years old.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Oh, for the love of garlic, Branagh. When the mirror gets smashed,

0:22:13 > 0:22:16the Count'll just be a pile of bones and ashes!

0:22:18 > 0:22:19You two are sick.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23I trusted you! You're a bigger psycho than your dad.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Robin!- Let him go. Vlad found the book hours ago.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28It's probably all over.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Dad, I'm not sure we've done the right thing.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36Nor am I, Jonno... Let's go and check he's definitely dead!

0:22:41 > 0:22:46Careful. We don't know what the castle's going to try next.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48We've got to be ready for anything.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Vlad, look out!

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Enough!

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I am the Son and Heir of Count Dracula.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Show me where the Blood Mirror is!

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Neat.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Let's go.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Where is everyone?

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Try the crypt, Robin. It's very popular today.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Vlad!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28That, brother,

0:23:28 > 0:23:30- is checkm...- Ssh.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Can you hear that?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35What?

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- The squeaking?- No, no not that.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40That.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- That.- Let me out! Let me out!

0:23:44 > 0:23:47It's just the offspring playing in the crypt.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52Anyway, as I was saying... checkm...

0:23:52 > 0:23:57It's no good! I can't concentrate with all this noise!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Let me out!

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Stop all this garlic-awful noise immediately!

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Master Vlad's going to smash the Blood Mirror!

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Unfortunately, my Vladdy would never do a thing like that.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Uh, brother?

0:24:16 > 0:24:21How naughty. I'm impressed! Still, I suppose we'd better stop him.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23What are you doing?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26I thought you'd shut me back in, like everyone else.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Oh, all right, if you insist.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Well, what are you waiting for?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I don't know.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Something doesn't feel right.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41You are so weak, Vlad.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Everything you've ever wanted is right there in front of you...

0:24:45 > 0:24:48you just don't have the guts to take it.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Vlad! Don't do it! You'll kill your dad!

0:24:54 > 0:24:59- What? No, he'll just return to his mortal state.- Exactly!

0:25:00 > 0:25:03And he's 600 years old.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06He'll crumble to dust?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10I almost killed my own father.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11Oh...

0:25:11 > 0:25:15- now we're both gonna end up evil. - Don't you understand?

0:25:15 > 0:25:18If we kill our dads, we're more evil than any vampire.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Good point.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Vlad!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Boris! Olga! The other one! What's going on?

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Hello, Daddy. And goodbye.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31No, no!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37You've... you've turned me into a breather!

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- And I've killed your dad. - Yeah, whatever.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Slain... by my own daughter!

0:25:43 > 0:25:47- You're so grounded.- Guess this means I win the bet, right?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49You did this for a bet?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51- That is evil.- Thanks.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55I can't help noticing, er, I haven't disintegrated.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Speak for yourself - I'm falling apart.- No, you're not, Dad.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Because you'd never miss the chance to become a vampire.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Where's the real Blood Mirror?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Well, done breather boy.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Ah, yes, I thought it was bigger.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20You... you...

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Princess of Darkness is the phrase you're looking for.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Speaking of which,

0:26:25 > 0:26:28shouldn't you be getting changed around about now?

0:26:33 > 0:26:37I can't believe the Count and his brother are still alive!

0:26:37 > 0:26:38MUSIC STARTS

0:26:39 > 0:26:41They might not survive this.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45- # If you're ever down a well, - ring my bell

0:26:47 > 0:26:51- # If you're ever up a tree, - just phone to me

0:26:51 > 0:26:58# And if you're ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine

0:26:58 > 0:26:59# Borrow mine

0:26:59 > 0:27:06# It's friendship, friendship just the perfect blendship

0:27:06 > 0:27:12# When other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot.

0:27:12 > 0:27:17# Friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship

0:27:17 > 0:27:24# When other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot. #

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