0:00:22 > 0:00:24This'd better be good, Zoltan.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26A note from Master Boris.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29He specifically requested you wait until...
0:00:29 > 0:00:33"Dear Vlad, by the time you read this I'll be gone...blah, blah.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36"16th birthday...blah, blah... Transformation...
0:00:36 > 0:00:38"I'm running away. Sorry. Boris."
0:00:40 > 0:00:43But...aren't you going to try and stop him, Master Vlad?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46No need. He won't get far.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Let me out! Let me out!
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Why me?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Oh, happy birthday. How far d'you get?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Front gate.- Not bad!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Better than yesterday anyway. - It's all over, Vlad.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30In a few hours I'll be an evil, bloodsucking monster
0:01:30 > 0:01:32and there's nothing I can do about it.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Unless you've come up with some ingenious plan to save me?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Well, there is this one...
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Blancmange is easy, we can make that ourselves.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Robin will release the pigeons on cue here, creating a diversion,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50while I roller-skate past and switch the mirror.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52OK, it sucks.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55We'll think of something else. There's time.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59CRASHING I wouldn't be so sure.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Knee pads. Camouflage jacket.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Night vision goggles...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04For a woodwork conference?
0:02:04 > 0:02:09..chisels, spirit level, sandpaper. Right, I think that's everything.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- What's this?- Hmm?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18No! Don't!
0:02:18 > 0:02:23'Want to get your hands on the latest X-15 rapid-firing crossbow?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28'Disguises keep letting you down?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33'You need to go to the annual Vampire Slayers' Jamboree
0:02:33 > 0:02:38'for a day packed full of fun, education and most of all...
0:02:38 > 0:02:39'Slaa-aa-aaying!'
0:02:39 > 0:02:42'Only for slayers aged 18 and over!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46'Payment will not be refunded if you are bitten and become of the undead!'
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- I'll pack my bag.- No. You heard what it said.
0:02:50 > 0:02:57- 18 and over.- I am.- Years, not inches.- This isn't fair.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Why do I have to miss out on all the good stuff?- Because one of us
0:03:01 > 0:03:06needs to stay here and protect the innocent people of Stokely.
0:03:06 > 0:03:12- It's a big responsibility, son. Are you ready?- I will be,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- if you show me where the secret headquarters is.- Jonno.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Remember the first rule of slaying.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Patience.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21But... If...
0:03:22 > 0:03:28It's the most important discipline for a slayer to master. Stop.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Wait.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31And...
0:03:33 > 0:03:35..wait some more.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Practice it while I'm gone.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Stop... Wait...
0:03:45 > 0:03:47and follow Dad.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53BELL TOLLS
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Remove the blindfold!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Happy Birthday, my son!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Hey! This is great.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14But you really shouldn't have gone to so much trou...
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Oh.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19You didn't.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22That, Boris, is the doorway...
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- to your destiny!- I don't suppose you kept the receipt?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29BOLTS GRIND
0:04:32 > 0:04:33You can do this, Boris.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Just remember to stay focused.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- You are not evil. Say it.- I am not evil.- Again.- I am not evil.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Once more!- I AM NOT EVIL!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45OK.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47We'll leave that for now.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Way to go, Vlad. Can you coach me?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Any last requests?- Yeah.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Can we do this a different time?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00You're not going anywhere, Doris.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Come, come.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09No, Dad! Please, no!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Aaargghhh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Robin, do you think Boris would prefer chocolate or Victoria sponge?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- I don't think cake's his thing.- A boy his age not want a birthday cake?
0:05:24 > 0:05:29- He's got blood pumping through his veins, hasn't he?!- Actually... Ow!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Dad, can you help me with my homework?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Mmm. Of course, sweetheart.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Now then, what's it to be? Spelling? Or colouring in?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44I have to perform a psychological evaluation of a subject
0:05:44 > 0:05:49using psychodynamic and cognitive methods.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56She has to study someone's brain and find out what makes them tick.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01OK, OK!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I'll put the stupid shelf up.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Just don't nag me, that's all!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Listen!- What?
0:06:09 > 0:06:14Total silence. Not a sound since that scream five minutes ago.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Numb to sensation.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Four letters.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Dead.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- WAILING - That's it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26I'm getting him out of there.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Enough!
0:06:31 > 0:06:37Look, I have every confidence that Boris will emerge safe and sound.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Will six feet be deep enough, Master?- Not now, Renfield!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42What, what?
0:06:42 > 0:06:48BELL TOLLS Daddy, how much longer is this going to take?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Depends on how much of a fight he puts up.- Fight?
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- No-one mentioned a fight.- If he's strong, it could take all day.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59If he's a pathetic spineless wimp, then...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Well, that answers that.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Boris! Boris?!
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Well, I guess he didn't make it.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Such a tragic loss.- You mean he's...
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- he's dead?!- Congratulations!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Or...maybe not.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28What have I missed?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Nothing much.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh, I broke a nail...
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- and Boris is dead.- Does that mean I get double allowance, Daddy?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Well, seeing as you're my only child, yes.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42What is wrong with this family?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Boris is gone. Doesn't anyone care?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- No.- Sorry, Vlad.
0:07:49 > 0:07:55Look, if it's any consolation, I never really liked the boy.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01- He lacked the killer instinct.- It's my fault. I was far too soft on him.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03If only I'd been...
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Boris?- Son!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Well, lock up your daughters! Look at you!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02'Memoirs Of A Vampire Slayer by...'
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Please speak name clearly. - 'Eric Van Helsing.'
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Voice recognised. Access granted.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Let the games begin!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Woah!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Ah...!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43CHICKENS SQUAWK
0:09:46 > 0:09:51- Bravo! Bravo! - The boy is a prodigy!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55It takes five years to perfect mid-flight combat.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- He's mastered it in five minutes! - They were chickens!
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- They were hardly going to fight back.- So fetch me a couple of lions.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05My son has the thirst.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Excellent. Renfield, saddle the horses and polish my horn!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Tonight...we shall hunt!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Hunt?- Horses?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Daddy, I want a horse. Get me a horse!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28So, does this mean you're evil?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Vlad, Vlad, Vlad.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Come on, it's me.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Boris.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I wouldn't hurt a fly.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Really?- I remembered what you said.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I stayed focused.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I'm not evil.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'm not evil.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52It works, Vlad! I'm the same Boris I was before.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Only now, I'm stronger, braver and more powerful...
0:10:57 > 0:11:02and you will be too! Just look at what you can become!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04To the Bat Pack!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Sorry, men only.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Go sit on a stake. Wake up, loser. It's an act.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15You can't possibly believe him!
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Oh, garlic!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48The name's Van Helsing.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Jonathan Van Helsing.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Licensed to slay.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Take this, vampire scum! Ow!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Splinter.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I'm not evil.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07I'm not evil.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Wanna bet?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Mirror, mirror on the floor.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18You've given me power.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21But I want MORE!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Boris...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Ah, there you are.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Cake's upstairs.- Graaaagggghhhh!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's not a good time. I'll come back later.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47You know, you really shouldn't wander about the castle on your own.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50It's not safe...for a breather.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Bo-ris!
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Just kidding.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Happy Birthday!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Well, come on then, blow out the candles and make a wish!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15How on earth did that happen?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Strong lungs. Comes from...playing the tuba.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23- Robin!- If you wanted a slice, Robin, you should've just asked.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25But I didn't... But he...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Come with me. Let's get you a towel. And a doggy bag.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's not safe to leave Mum with Boris.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34It is. You heard what he said, he wouldn't hurt a fly.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35FLY BUZZES
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Cool!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55DOOR SLAMS
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Stop. Wait. And wait some more.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Vlad, about Boris.- Isn't it great!?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I've always worried about becoming evil.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- And now I don't have to! - But, Vlad, he...
0:15:19 > 0:15:23If a wimp like Boris can handle the transformation, then I'll walk it.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26At last there's hope! Sorry, you were saying?
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Nothing. That's great, Vlad. - I'll get you a clean T-shirt.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Er, no offence. I don't think your style will suit me.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36That's where you're wrong! Wait here.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- You were going to tell Vlad, weren't you?- Tell him what?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I don't know anything. I'm stupid!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I won't let a breather ruin everything.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Patience.- Patience.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14We should be making a move soon.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Hiya, Doris.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Don't move an inch.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Spider.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Nasty little critters. Are you ready to go, Robin?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Robin's gonna stay here for a while. Help me out with a few things.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yes, Master.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Well, have fun then.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50I'm Olga. Can I go with you? I'm sick of this dump.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55Good idea. I've got a daughter your age, she'd love to meet you.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Thanks for the chicken, Boris. - No problem.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Drop round soon.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Hello, sweetheart. This is Olga, Vlad's cousin.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Oh, you're one of THEM, are you?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Well, she's American if that's what you mean.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Where are your manners?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Get out.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Oh, look!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32How beautiful! How...
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- delicate.- Don't you dare!
0:17:41 > 0:17:45The Rorschach ink blot test.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47How did you know that?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Mum's into all that psycho claptrap.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54It's enough to drive you nuts if you're not already.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56What does this look like?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Splattered blood. - Could you be a bit more specific?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04YOUR splattered blood.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11My boyish good looks and porcelain complexion. Ruined!
0:18:11 > 0:18:17I can't believe my own son could be so wicked and deceitful.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Yes, when you've finished gloating,
0:18:20 > 0:18:25use your super-sensitive vampire hearing to find the little snake.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27What?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I said use your... Oh, never mind.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32We'll have to track him down ourselves.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Now fly, fly like the wind!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You can run...
0:18:43 > 0:18:45HE COUGHS
0:18:45 > 0:18:47..but you can't hide.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53- I wouldn't let Dad catch you sitting there.- Oh, really? And why's that?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56She's right, Master Boris.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Only the Count is permitted to sit on the throne.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Thanks for the warning, but I don't take advice from stuffed dogs.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05He's a wolf.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I wasn't talking to him.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Ouch!- You think you're so great!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Well, let's see. I'm charming.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Devilishly handsome.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Cunning as a fox...
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Yup. I've pretty much got it all.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Oh, why be modest? I HAVE got it all!
0:19:24 > 0:19:29You might have Vlad fooled, but I'm not so stupid.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- You're up to something.- Hey. It's the Bat Pack back together!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Can't believe you're falling for this.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Just accept it, Ingrid.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Vampires don't have to be evil.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43No...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47..but it IS fun.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I'll say a word and I want you to say the first thing
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- that comes into your head.- Boring. - No, wait until I've said it.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Tedious.- I haven't started.- Annoying. - Wait.- Irritating.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02- Stop it!- No.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05CRACKLING
0:20:13 > 0:20:17There's something rotten in the state of Vampiredom.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21That may be me, Mistress Ingrid. I'm due a bath.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Life.- Death.- Death.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Boris.- Happy.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- This is stupid.- OK, OK. I'll give you my diagnosis.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Based on your answers, I'd say you're a very unhappy child.
0:20:34 > 0:20:40You feel that your parents don't love you and to compensate for this,
0:20:40 > 0:20:42you're mean, nasty and cruel.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46It's all true! I'm a mean, nasty, horrible person.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I'm so ashamed of myself.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Really? Some of it was guesswork.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53No. You're right. I'm going to change.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Right now, I'll go back up to the castle and I'll start being nice.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Thank you, Chloe.- Glad I could help.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Hem-hem. Sucker.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I'm starving. What are we having?
0:21:12 > 0:21:16I don't know about the others, but you'll be eating your words.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18You just won't give up.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Give me one single shred of evidence that Boris is evil and I'll...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25wear your lipstick to school for a week.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27OK, how do you explain that?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34He's just being helpful.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38It's not like Boris has him running round like another Renfield.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Ooooh. What's that?- Lavender.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47OK. So, he's been having fun with his new powers.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Harmless. You'll have to do better than that.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54He's been stealing power from the Blood Mirror. He's addicted.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57If he's not hurting anyone then what difference does it make?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59COUGHING
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Where is he?- Dad?!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Where's that thief? It's time he was taught a lesson.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Ten to seven.- Oh, Master! What's happened?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Get off me, you vile creature.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14But Sire. It's me. Renfield.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Age has ravaged his poor memory.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22I know who you are, you stinking bag of filth. Now pick up my stick!
0:22:25 > 0:22:29I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation
0:22:29 > 0:22:31for all of this.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33There he is!
0:22:33 > 0:22:34And sitting on my throne!
0:22:34 > 0:22:38You'll pay for this, young whippersnapper.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Boris didn't know he was draining your power.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Now that he does, he'll give it back.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Won't you, Boris?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Boris?- You're embarrassing yourself.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Tell them it's possible to be a good vampire. That you're not evil.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Tell them you're not evil!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03I own this family! No-one can stop me!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I'm the king of the world!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Mwahahahaha!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Oh, poo!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Think you need to get some practice.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12And I want a giant statue built in my name.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16And every Thursday will be renamed Borisday
0:24:16 > 0:24:21and the peasants will bring me a human sacrifice and bow down before me!
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Awesome. It's Queen Doris.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28If you need any gloss just let me know.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31What's wrong with you?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- You're killing them!- Sad, isn't it?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Maybe I should put them out of their misery now?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38One more fix from the Blood Mirror...
0:24:38 > 0:24:40they'll be gone.
0:24:40 > 0:24:46I'll reign supreme! Count Boris the eternal Overlord!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48HE CACKLES
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Eternity's a long time, Boris. All alone. No-one to talk to.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58No-one to tell you how great you are...
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Vlad, you could join me...
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Picture it! The Bat Pack ruling together!
0:25:05 > 0:25:10People obeying our every command. The power! The glory!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13The girls!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Let's do it!- You wouldn't dare.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Stay out of this, Ingrid.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19On one condition.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21We have to be on equal terms.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24You have to give me some of your power now.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Even things out a little.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Agreed.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You won't regret this, cous'.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Noooo! What are you doing?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Big mistake, Boris.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52You will pay for this.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55You'll have to catch me first.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Impressive.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58But not fast enough.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Going somewhere?
0:26:11 > 0:26:17Well, done, Vlad! Once again you've saved the day!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Er, no he didn't. It was me!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Don't split hairs, Ingrid.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Well, it's been a hideous nightmare as always, brother.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29You must come and stay again soon.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Maybe in another couple of hundred years?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Better make it three.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Bye, garlic breath.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Get off me, you little creep!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Oh...and if I were you,
0:26:43 > 0:26:46I'd take care unpacking your suitcase.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48You never know what you might find.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Ha! I knew I'd have the last laugh!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Pssst... Vlad.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Come here.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Just want to let you know.
0:26:59 > 0:27:06When it's your turn, you'll become just as evil as I am. Just you wait!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09You can't escape your destiny.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13I'll be back! No-one can stop me! No-one!
0:27:13 > 0:27:17HE LAUGHS
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- He's lost it big time. - BORIS CONTINUES LAUGHING
0:27:30 > 0:27:33I'm not really going to become that evil...
0:27:33 > 0:27:35am I?
0:27:35 > 0:27:38All in good time, Vladdy.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41All in good time.
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