0:00:14 > 0:00:19And so the sweet young princess was bitten
0:00:19 > 0:00:22and the evil vampire lived happily ever after.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Dad, I'm too old for stories!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27And I'm too young to be sleeping in a coffin!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30You're never too young to learn good habits.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Now, it may seem a bit dark and scary at first, but don't worry,
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Daddy's here to nail you in.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38But I won't be able to breathe!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Breathe?!
0:00:40 > 0:00:45- You're a vampire, Vladdy! - Not yet I'm not!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Oh, it's best if you keep your mouth shut.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Otherwise you may get worms crawling in.- Worms?!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54What's going on?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57It sounds like you're in pain. Can I watch?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Yeah come in, the more the merrier. Dad's just nailing me into a coffin.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Oh, typical! I'm nearly 16! How come I don't get my own coffin?
0:01:04 > 0:01:09There's a perfectly good reason, Ingrid.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10You're a girl!
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Now, son, I shall leave you to enjoy your new coffin.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I have some midnight hunting to do.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Off to nibble some sheep again, are we, Daddy?
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Sheep?!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26How dare you?!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I am the Prince Of Darkness!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Well, just make sure the farmer doesn't catch you this time.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Blood and garlic! Bat alert! The vampire is in the air!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Go! Go! Go! SIREN BLARES
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Dad?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Let's just finish this game first.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Hey, I've got a double word score!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05We've been waiting for this all night.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Now you'd rather play Scrabble? - Cuckoo!- Yeah, you said it. Loopy!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11No, "cuckoo". Look.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I'm catching up.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Chicken.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24I win.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34Behold! Morning has broken but young Vladimir sleeps,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37away from sunlight's...
0:02:37 > 0:02:39scorching glare.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, thank you, Master!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'll knit something...small.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Inside this coffin there lies a true vampire!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Vladimir!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Wah!- What is this thing?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08That thing? I've never seen it before in my life! Mr Cuddles!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Oh, so it's Mr Cuddles now is it?!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- I don't normally sleep with him. - Was poor little Vladdy-waddy lonely?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- You're supposed to be my son and heir!- I never chose to be!
0:03:20 > 0:03:25- Right!- Take it out on the monkey, why don't you!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Lock up your teddies! They'll be scared of you now.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Mum?- Magda!
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Hello, darlings. Or should I say, congratulations, Daddy?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Mum's pregnant. How did this happen?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Well, when a mummy and daddy
0:03:51 > 0:03:55love each other, they make a special wish for a baby.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yes, but mummy doesn't love daddy.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- She loves Patrick.- Here we are!
0:04:00 > 0:04:05Boys Names for the Modern Vampyre, published 1254 AD.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Now, let's see...
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Attilla,
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Genghis...
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Barry.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21You do realise it could be a girl?
0:04:21 > 0:04:27- What? It's not an egg-dropper is it, darling?- Of course not.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29He'll be all man, like his father.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32There's life in the old dog yet!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Talking of dogs, how's Patrick?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Patrick?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Yeah, you know, Patrick, the werewolf.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Tall, dark and hairy. Patrick.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49- Vladimir, we do not say that name in this castle.- What, Patrick?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Argh!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Idiot.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Robin!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Have you seen this?- Robin!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08"Farmers lock up their livestock
0:05:08 > 0:05:11"due to spate of animal bitings"?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Someone's been biting animals?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15No. It's made up, silly.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19You don't really think there's some nutter nibbling sheep, do you?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Baaa!- Baaa!- Baaa!- Baaa!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30I mean, biting humans I can understand,
0:05:30 > 0:05:32but poor innocent animals.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- What's up with you? - Mum and Dad are having a baby.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Magda?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40That's great news, isn't it?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Bringing another vampire into the world?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Another merciless, blood-sucking monster.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Or he could be a bit of a boring one, like you?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Thanks. I knew you'd cheer me up.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Dad?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Hey..Jonathan.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Is that a coffin?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Yes!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Got a problem with that?- No.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I mean, yes!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16And you won't get away with it, you beautiful freak!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Let's go.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Oh, that's right, run away at the first sign of trouble!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29All I want is a coffin.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Is that too much to ask?
0:06:31 > 0:06:36Erm, Ingrid, it's none of our business, but...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- You're not dying are you?- Dying? Me?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Well, I don't expect I'll be doing much breathing
0:06:47 > 0:06:50after my 16th birthday.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, Ingrid.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57And what is this?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Your lunch, mistress.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Do you want it shaved or au naturel?
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- Is this a joke?- Well, the master's become quite partial.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10The master isn't pregnant!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I need blood.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Human blood!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17No!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22No, mistress Magda, please!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm saving myself for my master.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I could have a wipe down?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Jono, can't this wait?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39No! This is urgent slaying business!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Slaying? Look, maybe, maybe we need some time off.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45It's not as if the vampires are up to much, is it?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48No, apart from building coffins in your woodwork room!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Rubbish!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52All right then, Sherlock.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53What's this?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57That...is a...
0:07:57 > 0:08:00designer coffee table,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04with a convenient shaped body space underneath.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Dad, they're making us look stupid. Now either we slay
0:08:07 > 0:08:10or we pay. You decide!
0:08:12 > 0:08:17They love me, they love me, they love me, they really love me.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20"Ingrid In Need"! You're sick!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- So it would seem. - I don't believe you!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Pretending you've got a terminal illness, just to get a few presents!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh, sounds like someone's jealous.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- What have I got to be jealous about? - Well...
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Here's me getting all this attention at school.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36And at home, you're not Dad's favourite any more.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Ingrid, of course I'm his favourite, nothing's going to change that.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Hi, Dad.- Silence!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50I'm talking to my new son.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52You were saying?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57DEEP GROWL
0:08:59 > 0:09:01That's my boy!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04No, that's my stomach.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05I'm starving!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Renfield, where's that pizza delivery boy I ordered?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12DOORBELL RINGS
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Ah, that'll be my 6ft Sicilian.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Hello!- Hello and congratulations.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Robin told us your news.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38- Hi, Magda.- I've brought you some books on breastfeeding.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Shall we have a read?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Still wrestling with a name, eh?
0:09:53 > 0:09:54I've always really liked Patrick.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- What?- Dad!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Patrick is Mum's boyfriend. - Ex! Ex-boyfriend.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09That's what she says. They break up pretty much every full moon.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Right, that's it. Go to your room!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- She's only going to let you down again.- Upstairs NOW!
0:10:16 > 0:10:22Before I flay you alive and feed you inch by inch to the rooks.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I see you've been watching that Supernanny too.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34- Vlad?- Oh, so you've finally stopped drooling over my mum, have you?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh no, I'll be going back down in a minute.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45- Unless you wanted to talk?- I dunno what everyone's so excited about.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- Look, I was jealous when Chloe was born, but...- I'm not jealous.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'm just worried about my Dad.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55What, your Dad, the evil blood-sucker?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Sucker, definitely, when it comes to my mum.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04Vlad, my boy. I just want to apologise for snapping.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08It was rude, unthinking, and completely selfish and...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I say, what a lovely room for a nursery.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12You won't mind moving out, will you?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Er, yes!- Tough necks, it's decided.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Master?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Splendid! My son and heir will want for nothing!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Really? Can I have a Playstation?
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- No, not you, the baby. - But, I'm your son and heir, right?
0:11:29 > 0:11:34Ah, but you never chose to be. Well, now you won't have to.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39- What?- Not such a bad father, after all, am I?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Argh!
0:11:43 > 0:11:48Vlad, I want you to know I'm not enjoying your fall from grace -
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I'm loving it!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Get out!
0:11:52 > 0:11:57Magda's box big, breathe, breathe. Legs...aah!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Should I call an ambulance? - No, no, I'll be fine.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04I've found the forceps! And I've cleaned off the mould!
0:12:04 > 0:12:11Get out! Out! And fetch me clean towels and hot water!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Dad, about the whole son and heir thing.- No need to thank me, boy.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18I've changed my mind. I would like to be heir to the throne after all.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Wonderful news! Unfortunately, I've already promised Magda
0:12:22 > 0:12:24the new baby will inherit the title.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27So tell her you've changed your mind. You're the boss.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Well, I know that. I'm just not sure she does.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Argh! - BABY CRIES
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Good, that went well.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47There.
0:12:47 > 0:12:53Ladies and gentlemen, may I present my new son and heir...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Vladimir!
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Vladimir? But that's my name.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Curses. What was that other name?
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Barry.- Barry...- What? You're going to call him Barry?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Well, no, that would be stupid. We'll call you Barry.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Dad, what are you doing? - I was just...
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I don't believe this. You're surrendering.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Jono.- You're scared!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I am not scared!
0:13:33 > 0:13:38- Yes, you are. Admit it. - All right, fine.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41I'm scared!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44We've just had too many near misses.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46It's one thing if I end up getting hurt,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49but I can't keep putting you in danger.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Sorry.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Most fetching, Master Vlad.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I've got to impress Dad somehow if I want my title back.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02TOY SQUEAKS
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Rarr!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Oh, wow!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I did the fire thing!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Oh! Aaaah...
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Dad! I just set fire to Zoltan's tail!
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Oh, yes, invite the whole village, why don't you?! Fire! Fire!
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Sorry, but hey... I did the fire thing!
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Ah, good morning fellow vampires!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Dad, look, I can do the fire thing.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Raarr!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Do you want some matches?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I did it a minute ago!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Raarr!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Dad?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54PARP!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Oh, who's done an evil nappy then?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Little Vladdy has!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03He's not called Vlad! I am!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Ingrid In Need Charity Gala tonight!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Hey, our first sponsored fancy dress!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Vlad, this is not a good look.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Even I don't come to school dressed like that any more.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Well, you're not the next Count Dracula.- Neither are you.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Cheers, Robin.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31- Ow!- Oh, I'm sorry!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- It's you!- It was an accident.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I'm really sorry.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Get back, fiend! You'll never sup the blood of a slayer!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I wasn't supping on anything.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- I'm sorry.- You will be.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49I was about to declare a ceasefire. But now I know that my boy
0:15:49 > 0:15:52will never be safe until all vampire life
0:15:52 > 0:15:54has been scorched from this earth!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02# Rock a bye vampire in the treetop
0:16:02 > 0:16:05# When the fangs grow, you're... #
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Ah, Master Barry.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Oh, great, now even Zoltan's on his side.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14I mean, Master Vlad.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- How was your first day as a vampire? - Don't ask.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I can smell it. It's in here somewhere. Got it!
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- Ah, slayer's blood!- My favourite!
0:16:36 > 0:16:41Buns, I'm drying up here! There must be some blood somewhere!
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Magda, I promise you there's not a clot in the castle.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50Master, here's that blood you asked for.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Fangs off! This is for tonight,
0:16:54 > 0:17:00- when I formally anoint Vlad as my heir to the throne.- Really?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Oh, you mean the other Vlad.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06The ceremony will begin at 8 o'clock sharp.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11- I suggest we all go and put our best capes on.- Oh, brilliant!
0:17:18 > 0:17:22That's it. So you're going to steal everything from me?
0:17:22 > 0:17:26My name, my friends, my title.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Mr Cuddles?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Well, for your information, I'm Vladimir Dracula
0:17:32 > 0:17:35and I don't give up without a fight!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- BURP! - Oh, dog breath!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Sorry.- Not you, the baby.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- BABY YIPS - I knew it!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Come on then, let's go and make some money.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02That's one brave young lady.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Who cancelled the gala?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I did.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19No-one mocks the Van Helsings.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- No!- It's a miracle!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- She's cured! - Shut it! I'm warning you...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36step away from the coffin!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- You'll regret this when I really am dead!- Bring it on, vampire!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Well, on the bright side, you do seem to be feeling better.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24So, was she ever ill then?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40It's great that we're slaying again, but is this really going to work?
0:19:40 > 0:19:45How can it fail? The Count flies out of the castle as usual,
0:19:45 > 0:19:48sees us, swoops down...bang!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Got him.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Yeah, well, nothing silly, right?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Absolutely!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Baaa! Baaa! Baaa!
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- Oh. Baa! Baaa!- Baaa!- Baaaa!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Dad, please, you have to trust me.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14I mean, haven't you noticed anything strange about the baby?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Strange and classically handsome, yes.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Just like his father.- You're not the father! Patrick is!
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Just look at him! Smell his breath. He's a werewolf!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29How could I have been so stupid?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Not to lock you in your room!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I knew you'd try and concoct some story!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38But it's the truth! Mum, admit it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40If you've quite finished ruining the evening...
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Aw, are you not invited, Barry?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49And so...
0:20:49 > 0:20:53by the powers of chaos and evil...
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Ready with the party poppers everyone.
0:20:56 > 0:21:04..I, Count Dracula of Transylvania, hereby name and anoint my successor.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Vladimir Slobodan
0:21:06 > 0:21:11Napoleon Dracula.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Dad, I'm sorry.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Oh, nice lighting, thank you, Barry.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Vladimir, close that now!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22The moonlight is lovely.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Oh, look you can see his little nose.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Oh! You scheming, manipulative, unfaithful...
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- Bun-Buns! - Don't Bun-Buns me, now go out!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43And take your hairy werewolf spawn with you!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45What would I do with a baby?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Patrick and I are far too busy.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- So long, darlings!- Mum?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Families. Can't live with them, can't drink their blood!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Baaa!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15The slayer boy!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Gotcha!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Give me the hound, Vlad!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Dad you can't bite him.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- You called me Vlad!- You do want to be heir to the throne, don't you?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Not if it means killing my own brother, no!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56I wouldn't have a problem with that.
0:22:56 > 0:23:03I might have been a bit jealous, but he's just a baby...puppy.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Give me that dog!- No!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11You see, I can do the fire thing!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13They grow up so quickly, don't they?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Run!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Here.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53I will sniff you...
0:23:53 > 0:23:56and that mongrel out.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02This way, Master!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13That's it! Get him out of here.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16What? Why me? Your dad'll kill me.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Not if he's chasing after me, he won't.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Oh really, this is far too easy.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Hey, Dad.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Vladamir!
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Hi, Robin. Ooh, is that for me?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03No.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Thank you.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Sorry, sis!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Dad!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Going somewhere?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Sorry, bro.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Mum?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Got any mint sauce?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35One bite and you're dust!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Oh, Vladdy.- Right then, walkies!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Freeze!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44He hasn't got the guts.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Oh, you...!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53I said freeze!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57And you!
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Oh, stop it or I'll garlic the pair of you!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Honestly, you're like a couple of kids.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Mum, go on, go back to Patrick.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14And this time don't forget your baby.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Bye, Mum!
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Bye, darlings.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Wow, that was awesome.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I mean, you totally rocked there, Vlad.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- Yeah, I was quite cool, wasn't I? - He has got to be in trouble now.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Impressive, Vladimir, standing up to your mother.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42There's hope for you yet.
0:27:00 > 0:27:06And thus I declare this noble young vampire to be my rightful successor
0:27:06 > 0:27:09to the family throne.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Arise, my son and heir...
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Barry Dracula!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Oh, very funny!