0:00:16 > 0:00:19- I had a great time.- Me too.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Well, this is me.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- What are you two playing at? - It's not me, it's her!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I have first claim on all new prey.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55He's not your prey, he's my boyfriend!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58And it's my castle, so I'll bite who I want to!
0:01:01 > 0:01:06Look, Ingrid, perhaps you should stay away from Will.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11This close to your transformation, you've no control over your powers.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You worry too much.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I meant to do it.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- BELL TOLLS - That's Will again, don't answer it!
0:01:21 > 0:01:26No-one is going to stop me kissing my boyfriend goodnight!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Tell anyone about this, bat breath,
0:01:37 > 0:01:41and I will chop off your tongue and feed it to Renfield!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47I think I'm in love. ..Read.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52"The Staff of Carpathia, a new attraction at Stokely Museum.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57"..One blow from the Staff will cure the curse of vampirism."
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Robin, this is brilliant!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Eh? ..Oh, yeah.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Come on.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Thanks for coming today, Chloe. I really appreciate it.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Who couldn't resist the chance
0:02:16 > 0:02:19to authenticate an artefact like the Staff?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Out of everyone I know, just you. - Oh, the map.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27- I don't suppose Ingrid's...?- She thought you were Will, get over it!
0:02:27 > 0:02:32- I know, but...- Ssh! Right, so, we're here and the Staff is there.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Everyone know which way to go? Good.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49It's this way!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I'd go with her, she's usually right.
0:02:52 > 0:02:58When I suggested a family day out, this isn't quite what I had in mind.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03On a Sunday in Stokely, it's either the museum or the bowling alley.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Ooh, well, I like bowling!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07I'm banned.
0:03:08 > 0:03:14There was a theme night, some of the staff were dressed up as vampires.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16You don't want to know the details.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Some of these exhibits are really weird.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Mwaa-aah!
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Calm down, Jonno. They're not real!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Are you sure it was the Count?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Yes!- I knew it! He's out to destroy the Staff of Carpathia.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- You can't go after him, Mum'll go mad.- Leave your mother to me.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01HE LAUGHS
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Jonno, you're getting a bit old for that, aren't you?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- What's this?- Jonathan wants to play hide-and-seek in the museum
0:04:09 > 0:04:12like we did when he was little.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15..All right, just this once.
0:04:15 > 0:04:21Count to 100, then come and find me.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26I don't know, screaming at the exhibits, playing hide-and-seek?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30I'm going to have to toughen you up a bit.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's down there and left at the severed head.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42It really smells like the plague in here.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Sort of familiar, though.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Mouldy cabbage... with a hint of toe jam.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Week-old armpit sweat.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Renfield!
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Put those rats down!- What rats? Ow!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- What are you doing here?- Nothing.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Where's Dad?- I've lost him.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16But he's definitely not here and we're not after the Staff.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- If your Dad's after the Staff... - It means it's got to be for real!
0:05:23 > 0:05:30- Thanks, Renfield!- Please don't tell Master you forced it out of me. Ow!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oi, Ozzy Osbourne... >
0:05:48 > 0:05:52keep away from the exhibits.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58You may address me as Count.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Oh, really?
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Well..."Count", rules is rules!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Now back off!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oi! I told you -
0:07:02 > 0:07:05stay away from the exhibits!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Go on, then!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Cool!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Who says I can't control my powers?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39BELL TOLLS
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- BELL TOLLS AGAIN - Isn't anyone going to get that?!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55'Put...that...down!'
0:07:55 > 0:07:58How did you...?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04'I said, put it down!'
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Why did I...?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Where are you?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- HE CHORTLES:- 'I'm in your body, you fool.'
0:08:20 > 0:08:24You seriously expect me to believe that?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27'Look in the display cabinet.'
0:08:37 > 0:08:40A-a-a-a-argh!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Do I have to do everything around here?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47BELL TOLLS
0:08:54 > 0:08:57"To be opened by Count Dracula only." In your dreams!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Leave that alone!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Ha-ha-ha! You should have seen your face!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07You'll regret that, you mangy mutt!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11The Staff's still here!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14So's my Dad!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Dad! Dad!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Sorry, Vlad, I think your dad's dead.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Of course, he's been dead for 600 years! This is an old vampire trick,
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- their life forces can leave their bodies.- So he could be anywhere?
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Pretty much. He'd never go far, unless... he was in trouble.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I have to find him.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- You two, look after his body.- Body?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- We'll have to move him. - I'm not touching it!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Where do you hold a vampire?
0:09:54 > 0:10:00- ..80...81...- Shouldn't you be counting to 100 in 5s or something?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- I always give him loads of time, he's rubbish at hiding.- I know -
0:10:04 > 0:10:08I could always find my Christmas presents.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Mum...- Mm-hm.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19..are you gonna be around this Christmas?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Of course.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Now that your dad's given up that vampire nonsense.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31He has given it up, hasn't he?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Yeah.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44You know what, I'm gonna go stop him. ..FIND him.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58So, Daddy's got a brand new throne.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Won't he just hate it if I sit on it first?
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I don't think you should do that.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Good job it's not up to you, then, isn't it, fur-ball? Now get lost!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Did I just do that?- Yeah...
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Sweet!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Out, breather!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Or I'll drain all your blood!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Will you stop that?! Sorry.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Eurgh!- What do you mean, "eurgh"?
0:11:49 > 0:11:55Look at me! I haven't seen my reflection for 600 years.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58It's the face of pure unadulterated evil!
0:11:58 > 0:12:04Yes, yes, obviously. But look at the bone structure, those brooding eyes.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09We'll just nip in here for a quick snack.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14You'll be elevenses... and you'll be half-elevenses.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16And then we'll find the Master.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Get out! Get out of my body now!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22And where do you suggest I go?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Him! You can go into him!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32I would rather be stuck inside a rotting badger!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37What have you done?!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Oh, dear.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Aarrrggghhh!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Dad!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Dad!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- This is bad!- Dad! What happened?!
0:13:14 > 0:13:19The Count's life force is trapped inside me, so his body's defenceless!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Go to the Staff of Carpathia exhibit and...
0:13:27 > 0:13:30..give him a nice bar of chocolate.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Bar of chocolate?
0:13:33 > 0:13:38No! I didn't say that. It was the Count talking.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I meant s-s-s...
0:13:44 > 0:13:45s-s-s-r-r-r-r...
0:13:45 > 0:13:49s-s-s-s-s...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Sing to him!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Ha-ha-ha! >
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- No!- You mean stake him!- Yes!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04No!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Yes!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07No!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Yes!- Don't even think about it!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Try and stop me!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14That's my boy!
0:14:14 > 0:14:19Ooh, j'ai mal a la tete!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22That bang on the head has turned him French again!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Now, Renfield, go find the Staff of Carpathia.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31Allez chercher le Baton de Carpathie, vite!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Oui, maitre.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I don't even speak French!
0:14:40 > 0:14:44You'd be surprised at what you can do now I've moved in.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47How d'you fancy draining the blood from a large mammal?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Oi! No running!
0:14:58 > 0:14:59He's gone!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Well, I'm gonna find him and turn him into dust!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Not if I find him first.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09I said no running!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Doesn't seem right leaving Count Dracula in a boiler room.
0:15:22 > 0:15:28I'll be fine, just leave me a bottle of blood, bottle of blood.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34You do know, his life force could be looking at you right now.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Sorry.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Candles on!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Candles off!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Candles on.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Candles off!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06This is so great!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Candles on!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh...!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I am so undead!
0:16:22 > 0:16:27I don't want to say I told you so... but I told you so.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Right, that's it, I warned you!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I can't find Vlad anywhere.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Can you smell burning?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03I'm in control, slayer!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08No, you're not, you blood-sucking beast!
0:17:08 > 0:17:13Here you are!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Well, hello!
0:17:15 > 0:17:20What a joy you are to behold!
0:17:20 > 0:17:25Thank you. Jonno not found you yet?
0:17:25 > 0:17:30Er, no. He's rubbish at finding me, he'll be ages yet.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Well, I'm starving, D'you fancy a quick bite?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37..Mmm. Always.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Sorry.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Mmm. My dear.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51You're being very romantic all of a sudden.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I like it.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Ooh!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I told you I could smell burning!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Thanks(!)
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Ou se trouve le Baton de Carphathie?
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Oi! I'm the French peasant. You're supposed to be the French aristocrat.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Can't the agency get anything right? - Pardon?
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Come on, let's get you into costume. This way.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31..The Carpathian...
0:18:35 > 0:18:37See anything you fancy?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Oh, yes!
0:18:41 > 0:18:45I think I'd like some...garlic bread.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06I'd forgotten what beautiful eyes you have.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12What's got into you today?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16You'd be surprised.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Ooh! That looks nice.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Away, foul demon!
0:19:30 > 0:19:35I preferred it when you were saying nice things about my eyes.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39I'm sorry, Mina, I... Aargh!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44..better go find Jonno.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53OK, I can do this.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Just mustn't think about blood.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh...!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh!
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Sorry about that.- Erm... for you.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Thanks.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31So, what do you fancy? The museum, bowling?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Actually, I've got a favour to ask.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Erm, anything.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56You want me to fix this?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Think you can threaten my family?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Oh, I'll teach you!!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Hope you're wearing your sunblock!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Burn, vile monster, burn!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20No.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Why aren't you burning?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33I'm protected inside your body, slayer.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37This is fantastic!
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I haven't felt the sun in...
0:21:41 > 0:21:46almost 600 years!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Slayer, enjoy!
0:21:57 > 0:22:02You've made up my mind, I'm going to stay in your body forever!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Ha-ha-ha!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Over my dead body!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Ha-ha-ha!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12If you insist.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Argh!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Will!- It's OK, I'll live. - I don't want to look.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- It's only a drop of blood. - You have to leave.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Who'd have thought you'd be squeamish about...?- Go! Now!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Don't say a word!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12FRENCH ACCORDION MUSIC
0:23:31 > 0:23:34HE LAUGHS
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I can't understand that girl.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Where's my dad? You're supposed to be looking after him!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Don't worry he's OK, we've hidden him in the horror exhibition.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Let's go.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58The Staff!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00It's gone! Call the police...
0:24:00 > 0:24:05But YOU'VE got the Staff. Guard it with your life.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Oh...
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Come on.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29No!
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Jonno!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35This vampire fiend won't leave my body!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- There's nothing for it, you'll have to stake me!- No!
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Dad, get back in your own body, right now!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Never! I'm alive, Vlad.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49For the first time in hundreds of years
0:24:49 > 0:24:53I can feel the blood pumping through my veins!
0:24:53 > 0:24:56It's fantastic!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Do it, Jonno!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Finish us both off while you can.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Mon maitre!
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Now, Jonno! Let's get him now!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Here you are!
0:25:33 > 0:25:38Oh, hello, Mr Count. I didn't know you were here today.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40What a coincidence.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Well, it's nice to see you again. Shall we go?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50THE COUNT CACKLES
0:25:50 > 0:25:55Now I remember why I don't hang out with you guys any more.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01He'll never notice.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03DOOR OPENS
0:26:04 > 0:26:09It was the Staff that drove you out of Van Helsing's body, wasn't it?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- It does cure vampirism! - Oh, don't be ridiculous!
0:26:12 > 0:26:16It was just the shock of that useless lump hitting me.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19So why did you go to the museum to steal it?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I didn't steal it, breather, it's mine!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24It's my favourite back-scratcher.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29I lost it 400 years ago and I've never been able to replace it.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Oh... heaven!
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Want to try?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Why did I get my hopes up?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Don't give up, Vlad.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Ha-ha-ha!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Repeat after me, Renfield.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51"You're a genius, Master."
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Vous etes un genie, Maitre.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58..Ooh! Ow, my head!
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Master, your Renfield is back!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05I can't tell you...
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- how little I care.- Oh.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Poor Vladdy.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15He'll never know he held his dream in his hand.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Oh, goody -
0:27:25 > 0:27:27my new throne!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31What?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33What?!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36INGRID!
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