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0:00:16 > 0:00:19- I had a great time.- Me too.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Well, this is me.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- What are you two playing at? - It's not me, it's her!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I have first claim on all new prey.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55He's not your prey, he's my boyfriend!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58And it's my castle, so I'll bite who I want to!

0:01:01 > 0:01:06Look, Ingrid, perhaps you should stay away from Will.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11This close to your transformation, you've no control over your powers.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13You worry too much.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I meant to do it.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- BELL TOLLS - That's Will again, don't answer it!

0:01:21 > 0:01:26No-one is going to stop me kissing my boyfriend goodnight!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Tell anyone about this, bat breath,

0:01:37 > 0:01:41and I will chop off your tongue and feed it to Renfield!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47I think I'm in love. ..Read.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52"The Staff of Carpathia, a new attraction at Stokely Museum.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57"..One blow from the Staff will cure the curse of vampirism."

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Robin, this is brilliant!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Eh? ..Oh, yeah.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Come on.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Thanks for coming today, Chloe. I really appreciate it.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Who couldn't resist the chance

0:02:16 > 0:02:19to authenticate an artefact like the Staff?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Out of everyone I know, just you. - Oh, the map.

0:02:22 > 0:02:27- I don't suppose Ingrid's...?- She thought you were Will, get over it!

0:02:27 > 0:02:32- I know, but...- Ssh! Right, so, we're here and the Staff is there.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Everyone know which way to go? Good.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49It's this way!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I'd go with her, she's usually right.

0:02:52 > 0:02:58When I suggested a family day out, this isn't quite what I had in mind.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03On a Sunday in Stokely, it's either the museum or the bowling alley.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Ooh, well, I like bowling!

0:03:06 > 0:03:07I'm banned.

0:03:08 > 0:03:14There was a theme night, some of the staff were dressed up as vampires.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16You don't want to know the details.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Some of these exhibits are really weird.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Mwaa-aah!

0:03:37 > 0:03:42Calm down, Jonno. They're not real!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Are you sure it was the Count?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Yes!- I knew it! He's out to destroy the Staff of Carpathia.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- You can't go after him, Mum'll go mad.- Leave your mother to me.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01HE LAUGHS

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Jonno, you're getting a bit old for that, aren't you?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- What's this?- Jonathan wants to play hide-and-seek in the museum

0:04:09 > 0:04:12like we did when he was little.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15..All right, just this once.

0:04:15 > 0:04:21Count to 100, then come and find me.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26I don't know, screaming at the exhibits, playing hide-and-seek?

0:04:26 > 0:04:30I'm going to have to toughen you up a bit.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's down there and left at the severed head.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42It really smells like the plague in here.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Sort of familiar, though.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Mouldy cabbage... with a hint of toe jam.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Week-old armpit sweat.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Renfield!

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Put those rats down!- What rats? Ow!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- What are you doing here?- Nothing.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Where's Dad?- I've lost him.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16But he's definitely not here and we're not after the Staff.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23- If your Dad's after the Staff... - It means it's got to be for real!

0:05:23 > 0:05:30- Thanks, Renfield!- Please don't tell Master you forced it out of me. Ow!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oi, Ozzy Osbourne... >

0:05:48 > 0:05:52keep away from the exhibits.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58You may address me as Count.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Oh, really?

0:06:01 > 0:06:06Well..."Count", rules is rules!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Now back off!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oi! I told you -

0:07:02 > 0:07:05stay away from the exhibits!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Go on, then!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Cool!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Who says I can't control my powers?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39BELL TOLLS

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- BELL TOLLS AGAIN - Isn't anyone going to get that?!

0:07:51 > 0:07:55'Put...that...down!'

0:07:55 > 0:07:58How did you...?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04'I said, put it down!'

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Why did I...?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Where are you?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- HE CHORTLES:- 'I'm in your body, you fool.'

0:08:20 > 0:08:24You seriously expect me to believe that?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27'Look in the display cabinet.'

0:08:37 > 0:08:40A-a-a-a-argh!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Do I have to do everything around here?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47BELL TOLLS

0:08:54 > 0:08:57"To be opened by Count Dracula only." In your dreams!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Leave that alone!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Ha-ha-ha! You should have seen your face!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07You'll regret that, you mangy mutt!

0:09:07 > 0:09:11The Staff's still here!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14So's my Dad!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Dad! Dad!

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Sorry, Vlad, I think your dad's dead.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Of course, he's been dead for 600 years! This is an old vampire trick,

0:09:26 > 0:09:31- their life forces can leave their bodies.- So he could be anywhere?

0:09:31 > 0:09:36Pretty much. He'd never go far, unless... he was in trouble.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I have to find him.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- You two, look after his body.- Body?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- We'll have to move him. - I'm not touching it!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Where do you hold a vampire?

0:09:54 > 0:10:00- ..80...81...- Shouldn't you be counting to 100 in 5s or something?

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- I always give him loads of time, he's rubbish at hiding.- I know -

0:10:04 > 0:10:08I could always find my Christmas presents.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Mum...- Mm-hm.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19..are you gonna be around this Christmas?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Of course.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29Now that your dad's given up that vampire nonsense.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31He has given it up, hasn't he?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Yeah.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44You know what, I'm gonna go stop him. ..FIND him.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58So, Daddy's got a brand new throne.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Won't he just hate it if I sit on it first?

0:11:01 > 0:11:05I don't think you should do that.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10Good job it's not up to you, then, isn't it, fur-ball? Now get lost!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Did I just do that?- Yeah...

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Sweet!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Out, breather!

0:11:27 > 0:11:31I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Or I'll drain all your blood!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Will you stop that?! Sorry.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Eurgh!- What do you mean, "eurgh"?

0:11:49 > 0:11:55Look at me! I haven't seen my reflection for 600 years.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58It's the face of pure unadulterated evil!

0:11:58 > 0:12:04Yes, yes, obviously. But look at the bone structure, those brooding eyes.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09We'll just nip in here for a quick snack.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14You'll be elevenses... and you'll be half-elevenses.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16And then we'll find the Master.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Get out! Get out of my body now!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22And where do you suggest I go?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Him! You can go into him!

0:12:28 > 0:12:32I would rather be stuck inside a rotting badger!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37What have you done?!

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Oh, dear.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Aarrrggghhh!

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Dad!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Dad!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- This is bad!- Dad! What happened?!

0:13:14 > 0:13:19The Count's life force is trapped inside me, so his body's defenceless!

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Go to the Staff of Carpathia exhibit and...

0:13:27 > 0:13:30..give him a nice bar of chocolate.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Bar of chocolate?

0:13:33 > 0:13:38No! I didn't say that. It was the Count talking.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42I meant s-s-s...

0:13:44 > 0:13:45s-s-s-r-r-r-r...

0:13:45 > 0:13:49s-s-s-s-s...

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Sing to him!

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Ha-ha-ha! >

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- No!- You mean stake him!- Yes!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04No!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Yes!

0:14:06 > 0:14:07No!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Yes!- Don't even think about it!

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Try and stop me!

0:14:12 > 0:14:14That's my boy!

0:14:14 > 0:14:19Ooh, j'ai mal a la tete!

0:14:19 > 0:14:22That bang on the head has turned him French again!

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Now, Renfield, go find the Staff of Carpathia.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31Allez chercher le Baton de Carpathie, vite!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Oui, maitre.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40I don't even speak French!

0:14:40 > 0:14:44You'd be surprised at what you can do now I've moved in.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47How d'you fancy draining the blood from a large mammal?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Ha-ha-ha!

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Oi! No running!

0:14:58 > 0:14:59He's gone!

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Well, I'm gonna find him and turn him into dust!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Not if I find him first.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09I said no running!

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Doesn't seem right leaving Count Dracula in a boiler room.

0:15:22 > 0:15:28I'll be fine, just leave me a bottle of blood, bottle of blood.

0:15:28 > 0:15:34You do know, his life force could be looking at you right now.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Sorry.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Candles on!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Candles off!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Candles on.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Candles off!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06This is so great!

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Candles on!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh...!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22I am so undead!

0:16:22 > 0:16:27I don't want to say I told you so... but I told you so.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31Right, that's it, I warned you!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45I can't find Vlad anywhere.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52Can you smell burning?

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I'm in control, slayer!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08No, you're not, you blood-sucking beast!

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Here you are!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Well, hello!

0:17:15 > 0:17:20What a joy you are to behold!

0:17:20 > 0:17:25Thank you. Jonno not found you yet?

0:17:25 > 0:17:30Er, no. He's rubbish at finding me, he'll be ages yet.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Well, I'm starving, D'you fancy a quick bite?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37..Mmm. Always.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Sorry.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Mmm. My dear.

0:17:46 > 0:17:51You're being very romantic all of a sudden.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53I like it.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Ooh!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I told you I could smell burning!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Thanks(!)

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Ou se trouve le Baton de Carphathie?

0:18:13 > 0:18:18Oi! I'm the French peasant. You're supposed to be the French aristocrat.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Can't the agency get anything right? - Pardon?

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Come on, let's get you into costume. This way.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31..The Carpathian...

0:18:35 > 0:18:37See anything you fancy?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Oh, yes!

0:18:41 > 0:18:45I think I'd like some...garlic bread.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06I'd forgotten what beautiful eyes you have.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12What's got into you today?

0:19:14 > 0:19:16You'd be surprised.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20Ooh! That looks nice.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Away, foul demon!

0:19:30 > 0:19:35I preferred it when you were saying nice things about my eyes.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39I'm sorry, Mina, I... Aargh!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44..better go find Jonno.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53OK, I can do this.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Just mustn't think about blood.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh...!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh!

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Sorry about that.- Erm... for you.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Thanks.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31So, what do you fancy? The museum, bowling?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Actually, I've got a favour to ask.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Erm, anything.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56You want me to fix this?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Think you can threaten my family?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Oh, I'll teach you!!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Hope you're wearing your sunblock!

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Burn, vile monster, burn!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20No.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Ha-ha-ha!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Why aren't you burning?

0:21:25 > 0:21:29Ha-ha-ha!

0:21:29 > 0:21:33I'm protected inside your body, slayer.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37This is fantastic!

0:21:37 > 0:21:41I haven't felt the sun in...

0:21:41 > 0:21:46almost 600 years!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Slayer, enjoy!

0:21:57 > 0:22:02You've made up my mind, I'm going to stay in your body forever!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Ha-ha-ha!

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Over my dead body!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Ha-ha-ha!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12If you insist.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Argh!

0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Will!- It's OK, I'll live. - I don't want to look.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- It's only a drop of blood. - You have to leave.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Who'd have thought you'd be squeamish about...?- Go! Now!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Don't say a word!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12FRENCH ACCORDION MUSIC

0:23:31 > 0:23:34HE LAUGHS

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I can't understand that girl.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50Where's my dad? You're supposed to be looking after him!

0:23:50 > 0:23:54Don't worry he's OK, we've hidden him in the horror exhibition.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Let's go.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58The Staff!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00It's gone! Call the police...

0:24:00 > 0:24:05But YOU'VE got the Staff. Guard it with your life.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Oh...

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Come on.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29No!

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Jonno!

0:24:31 > 0:24:35This vampire fiend won't leave my body!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- There's nothing for it, you'll have to stake me!- No!

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Dad, get back in your own body, right now!

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Never! I'm alive, Vlad.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49For the first time in hundreds of years

0:24:49 > 0:24:53I can feel the blood pumping through my veins!

0:24:53 > 0:24:56It's fantastic!

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Do it, Jonno!

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Finish us both off while you can.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Mon maitre!

0:25:26 > 0:25:30Now, Jonno! Let's get him now!

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Here you are!

0:25:33 > 0:25:38Oh, hello, Mr Count. I didn't know you were here today.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40What a coincidence.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Well, it's nice to see you again. Shall we go?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50THE COUNT CACKLES

0:25:50 > 0:25:55Now I remember why I don't hang out with you guys any more.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01He'll never notice.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03DOOR OPENS

0:26:04 > 0:26:09It was the Staff that drove you out of Van Helsing's body, wasn't it?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- It does cure vampirism! - Oh, don't be ridiculous!

0:26:12 > 0:26:16It was just the shock of that useless lump hitting me.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19So why did you go to the museum to steal it?

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I didn't steal it, breather, it's mine!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24It's my favourite back-scratcher.

0:26:24 > 0:26:29I lost it 400 years ago and I've never been able to replace it.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Oh... heaven!

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Want to try?

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Why did I get my hopes up?

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Don't give up, Vlad.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Ha-ha-ha!

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Repeat after me, Renfield.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51"You're a genius, Master."

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Vous etes un genie, Maitre.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58..Ooh! Ow, my head!

0:26:59 > 0:27:03Master, your Renfield is back!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05I can't tell you...

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- how little I care.- Oh.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Poor Vladdy.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15He'll never know he held his dream in his hand.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Oh, goody -

0:27:25 > 0:27:27my new throne!

0:27:29 > 0:27:31What?

0:27:31 > 0:27:33What?!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36INGRID!

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