0:01:00 > 0:01:05Run, Ingrid. Slayers.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Run!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- BANG - Ow!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Agh!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Got to stop doing that.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47DISTANT LAUGHTER
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Nightmare.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Incoming!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I'm back.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Cutting it a bit close, sire?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I lost track of time, chasing a milkman.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Caught him eventually, helped myself to a pint.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Good morning, Your Highness. I trust the Chosen One slept well?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- Give it a rest, Dad.- I don't care what you do during the day,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53but at night, you should be hunting with me.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Two bats out, looking for blood.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57There is no way I'm ever turning into a bat.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00It's disgusting, it's not natural.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04There is no greater feeling than soaring high above the earth,
0:03:04 > 0:03:08the wind under your wings, the moonlight on your back.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- You're a flying rodent. What's fun about that?- It's not about fun.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16It's about training you to be Grand High Vampire.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Next year, when you come of age, you need to be ready.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28What's wrong? Coffin prices gone up?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Stokely Castle has... burnt to the ground.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39"The Dracula residence Stokely Castle was
0:03:39 > 0:03:41"burnt to the ground yesterday.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44"There are unconfirmed reports that the eldest daughter, Ingrid,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47"perished in the blaze."
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I'm very sorry for your loss.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53I loved her, Zoltan.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I knew I didn't always show it, but I loved her.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58She was the best castle I ever roamed.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00He was talking about Ingrid.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01No, I wasn't.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05I had a dream last night she was being chased by slaves.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Yes, I've had that one before. Looks like our dream came true.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11How can you joke about it?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14She left you for dead and me locked in a UV cage.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18If the battery hadn't run out, I'd be a pile of ashes now,
0:04:18 > 0:04:19and so would you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21CREAKING
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Good morning, gentlemen.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33What can I get you for breakfast? I have eggs.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Scrambled, poached, fried, boiled.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Bacon, sausage, mushroom, tomato, kippers.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Crumpets, muffins, waffles, pancakes, porridge, cornflakes.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49And toast.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Every morning, it's the same.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I can't undo the memory wipe.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57It's so strong, it keeps re-wiping his brain.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Look at this reflection. Does anything seem strange to you?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- It's just me.- Attaboy.
0:05:09 > 0:05:16- How are you doing that? - I have been around 600 years.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21I sleep in a coffin, I drink blood, and I move with unnatural speed.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Ringing any bells?
0:05:26 > 0:05:31- But... But that's impossible. - Not if you're a vampire.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Aren't you bored of doing that yet? - No, I still get a kick out of it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- It's often the highlight of my day. - I like the new Renfield.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45He smells a whole lot better than the old one.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49He thinks I'm a toy. Keeps looking for my batteries.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Which is most unpleasant.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Good morning, gentlemen.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Good morning, gentlemen, and what can I get you for breakfast?
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- Oh!- I have eggs - scrambled, poached, fried...- You told us already!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08I did?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- My mind's gone blank.- We were talking about vampires, remember?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Vampires, sir?
0:06:15 > 0:06:20- There's no such thing. - It's like living with a goldfish.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21That'll be all, Renfield.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Very good, sir.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Now, time for a proper breakfast.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Take your pick.
0:06:34 > 0:06:40I have O positive, B negative - all the blood types a growing boy needs.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50No bats, no blood. I'm going to lead a normal life.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53We bought this school in the middle of nowhere
0:06:53 > 0:06:57so we could hide from an army of slayers trying to kill us.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Vladimir, what is normal about that?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22BACKGROUND NOISES SLOW DOWN AND STOP
0:07:38 > 0:07:39PULSES BEAT
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Agh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Where is he? Where's your brother?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32All this time, I thought you were interested in me!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Where's the Chosen One? - I don't know!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Like I'd tell you if I did!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Time to finish the job.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Vlad?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Vlad!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Are you all right?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Have you hurt yourself?- I'm OK, Miss McCauley. Just a bit dazed.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- What happened? - I...tripped.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Did someone push you? - No, it was an accident.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You can tell me the truth, you know.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16My door is always open.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Get up. We're going to Stokely to save Ingrid.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30I'm not sifting through a burnt-out castle to save Ingrid's ashes.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33How do we know if we scooped her up or the front door?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36She's alive, I saw her in a vision.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38You had a vision?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42I sort of blacked out and I saw Ingrid being chased by slayers.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44It was like I was there.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Right, we need to beef up your training, see what else you can do.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50This isn't about me, it's about Ingrid. She needs our help.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51SHE turned her back on us.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55SHE wanted to make the streets of Stokely run red with blood.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Well, now they will. With hers.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00We can't just stand by and do nothing.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Everyone deserves a second chance.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Mum treats you like dirt, yet you still keep taking her back.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- That's different.- How?
0:10:11 > 0:10:16We're not lifting a fang to help Ingrid. This conversation is over.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Fine, I don't need your help. I'll save Ingrid on my own.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Over my dead body.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54You're going to burn!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Don't forget your sun cream.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08If you want a lift, get in!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Get the van.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23You can relax. I'm one of you.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27We need to stick together if we want to stay ahead of the slayers.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- How come you're not burning up? - UV filter.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33You're safe in here.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- What happened to your face? - I bit a teenager.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Caught something off him.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Where are you heading? - As far from the slayers as I can get.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52You can chill. We've lost them.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58If I leave now, I'll just catch the 12:26.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01This is not a good idea.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Ingrid's alive, I'm going to save her.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05If you leave now, you'll burn to a crisp.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07You must wait until nightfall.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08There's no time!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Oh!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Ooh!
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- Running away isn't the answer, Vlad. - I wasn't running away, I was just...
0:12:50 > 0:12:53You don't have to lie to me. I'm on your side.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Come on, in we go.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- Problem? - Slayers.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- You said we'd lost them. - They've found us.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I don't know how, but they've found us.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- I think we can lose them. Do you think we can lose them?- No.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Me neither.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Who's Blondie?- Must be one of them.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30If we're tracking them, why are we getting so close?
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- I've explained this plan a thousand times.- It'd better work.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Don't say a word.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41You were very brave.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Thanks.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Brave and stupid.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45And there it is.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48You're giving up?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50There is one way you can get to her.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51How?
0:13:51 > 0:13:56It's small and black and rhymes with "hat".
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I am not turning into a bat.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59You have to.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00No way.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01It's easy.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Never going to happen.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14ENGINE SPLUTTERS No, don't do this to us!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Come on, come on, come on! Do you think they saw us turn off?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Yes, they saw us.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Lock the doors.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Lock the doors!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Ugh! - HISSING
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Start, you useless pile of... ENGINE STARTS
0:15:32 > 0:15:36I promise I will never say the B word again.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I saw the road. I can find her.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43We're not going to get very far in this.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Have you got any family round here who could hide us?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I burnt all my bridges a long time ago.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I've got nowhere to go.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Ah!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I'm starving.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09On the menu this evening, we have four starters.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Partridge ravioli with ajillo and black-truffle sauce,
0:16:13 > 0:16:16followed by Welsh beef, wilted spinach and potato rosti,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19with a homemade horseradish sauce.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- And for dessert...- I'll eat out.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Very good, sir.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29If it's convenient, Miss McCauley would like to see you in her office.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Perhaps I'll eat in after all.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Would Sir like...?
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Keep heading on the last bearing and see if we can reacquire the signal.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I told you this plan wouldn't work.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55BEEPING
0:16:57 > 0:16:58It's sunset.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Stay alert.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Thank you for coming, Mr Count. I want to talk to you about Vlad.
0:17:08 > 0:17:13That's a delightful-looking necklace you're wearing, Miss McCauley.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Oh, thank you!- May I?
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Sorry?- It's perfect. The line, the shape,
0:17:19 > 0:17:24the quintessence of all that is good in this world.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- I'm worried about Vlad.- Mmm.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34- I think we may have a case of bullying.- Well, you know how it is.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39Boys will be boys. What did he do? Take someone's lunch money?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42No... Vlad isn't the bully.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Has he been protecting someone from the bully?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- No.- Good.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I think Vlad is the one being bullied.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Perhaps they're teasing him for being the owner's son.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- You mean he's the... The victim?- Vlad is...passive,
0:17:59 > 0:18:02so I know he'll just ignore it.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06He could have this lot for breakfast. What is wrong with the boy?!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Can you talk to him? - Don't you worry.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'll get him to pour his heart out to me.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Agh! I can do this.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24So stop talking and start flapping.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Good evening. On the menu this evening, we have...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Whatever you do, don't stop flapping!
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Ah!
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Did you see that? Vlad turned into a bat.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54HE SNIFFS
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Mmm, don't mind if I do!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59INGRID SPLUTTERS
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Are you OK?- What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Hope so, or I'll be push-starting this by my...self.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Vladimir!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- What happened?- Where's Vladdy?
0:19:36 > 0:19:41- Sorry, sir, my mind's gone blank. - You saw a vampire.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Vampire, sir? Vampire's don't ex... - Give it a rest!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48He saw Vlad turn into a bat.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Vlad turned into a bat?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Vlad didn't really turn into a bat, and that's just a toy.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55My son turned into a bat!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57He flew right out that window.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00And they're just pre-programmed phrases.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Renfield, the Welsh beef was delicious.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07- OK, that's weird.- Good hunting, Vlad! Bring back something for me!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10He's bringing back Ingrid.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Yeah, they're long gone. You've blown it.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36This is Fang Finder 7, calling SHQ, over.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40'This is SHQ. What is your status, Fang Finder 7?'
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Target has gone dark, returning to base, over and out.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51BEEPING
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Target acquired. Bearing of 290. Let's move in.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Fingers crossed.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Who sold you this heap of junk? - My brother.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- Agh! - Talking of brothers, that's mine.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34- You got old.- You got sick. - I can look after myself.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Oh, yeah? So why did you leave Stokely?- I got bored.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39You got burned.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46- So, that's what this is? You're hear to gloat?- I'm here to take you home.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51I think it's a bit late to be playing happy families, don't you?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- We can protect you from the slayers. - I can handle them.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02And I'm not afraid to use them. On anyone.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You'll lose.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Now you're just showing off.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Come home, Ingrid. We've missed you.- We?
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- Deep down, he loves you. - No, he doesn't.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Never has, never will. - Give him another chance.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33He'll prove you wrong.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Bye, Vlad.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Stay out of trouble. I guess that's what you're best at.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Tracking beacons 500 metres up ahead.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Let's hope her brother takes the bait.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Slayers are coming.- You're paranoid. Relax, we lost them.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04They've put a tracking device on you.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11How did that get there?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Where shall we put that?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17They're looking for me. They must have known I tried to find you.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I'm the bait?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Don't I feel special(!)
0:23:23 > 0:23:25SHE WINCES
0:23:27 > 0:23:30You are special. You're my sister.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Let me help.- I got it. Open the door.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Take her to Garside Grange School. I'll meet you there.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- You're not coming with us?- I'm going to throw them off the scent.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- BEEPING - Contact imminent.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11SIREN WAILS
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- What the...? - BRAKES SCREECH
0:24:16 > 0:24:18It's him.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22He's toying with us.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26CLANGING He's on the roof!
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Watch the perimeter. - CREAKING
0:24:36 > 0:24:38BANGING
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Leave my family alone!
0:24:53 > 0:24:58'Fang Finder 7, this is SHQ. Have you completed your mission?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00'Over.'
0:25:02 > 0:25:04We're going to need a bigger van.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Well, well, well.
0:25:24 > 0:25:30Look what the bat dragged in. I told you not to bring her here!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Nice to see you too, Dad(!) - Leave her alone.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- She's sick. - Put her out of her misery.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- You lay a fang on her... - Silence!
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- You can't tell me what to do anymore.- You think you can defy me?
0:25:48 > 0:25:53I am your father. Don't ever forget that!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Then what are you waiting for? Bite me.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- I'm sorry, OK? I had to save her. She's family.- She's trouble.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11She's not deaf, you know. I didn't want to come here.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14So that makes two of us. Which reminds me, how is my castle?
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- I told you this was a bad idea. - You're staying.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19At least until you get better. Right, Dad?
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- Right, let's leave the two of them to catch up.- I should be going.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40Stay for the day, get some rest. I'll get you a coffin.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Good evening, sir.- You OK, Renfield?
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- I... Sorry, sir, my mind's gone blank.- Not to worry.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06This is Erin, she needs a coffin to sleep in.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- Could you bring one up from the basement?- Very good, sir.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Will your guest be comfortable, sleeping in a coffin, sir?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Er, it's OK, Renfield, she's eccentric, like the rest of us.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Ah, understood, sir. Would there be anything else, sir?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I've got some maths homework due in tomorrow. Could you do that for me?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Certainly, sir.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- He doesn't know you're vampires? - It's a long story.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Pretty cool, having someone to do all your homework for you.- Yeah.
0:27:38 > 0:27:44I'd appreciate it if we could keep that between ourselves.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Don't worry. I can keep a secret.
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