0:00:31 > 0:00:32Busy?
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Oh... No. I was just admiring the... visiting school's colours.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41How come we get stuck with yellow?
0:00:41 > 0:00:45I believe you, thousands wouldn't. I've got something to show you.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46I smell blood.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Will you just come with me?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hi there! What are you two up to?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Just going for a walk. - Mind if I tag along?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02We're just going to spend some time together.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Two's company, three's a crowd kind of thing.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Yeah, that sort of thing.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Another time, then.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Can you tell us the way to the way to the sports hall?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Yeah, it's...
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I'll show you the way. Follow me.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Catch you later!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20See you later.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Friendly Ingrid - I don't think I'll ever get used to that.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27This isn't the sports hall.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Oh, my mistake.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Tell me what's going on. - I opened the book.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47But it only opens for me.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- There's writing!- I said I had something to show you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Why didn't you tell me?
0:02:03 > 0:02:08I was worried - I didn't know which Vlad had come back.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I think the right one has.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- It's some kind of ancient language. - Can you read it?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19I can barely understand French. Where did it come from?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Is that what you did last time?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40No, last time one of the bones nicked me,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43and some of my blood dropped on the page.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45It started filling out, like ink.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Don't!- I have to! There might be a cure in there for Ryan.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Just think about this for a second.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I want to know what's in there too,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01but we can't mess around with these things.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I'm not going to sit and wait...
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Dad or Bertrand will know what it says.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09If there's anything to help your brother,
0:03:09 > 0:03:10I'll tell you everything.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Promise?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I promise.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20We better get a mop.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30Right, these uniforms are your disguises.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34You won't all change at once. It's to do with blood-types.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Not worth worrying about.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38What have you done to us?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Given you a gift.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Made sure you all stay young and beautiful forever.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48So! You'll miss your families.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, get over it.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55You know what? They were only going to disappoint you anyway.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Well, mine have.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's hard adjusting to new situations,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04but this is for the greater good.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06What greater good?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Vampiress Liberation, of course.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Wear a skirt in my world, it might as well be a sign
0:04:12 > 0:04:15round your neck saying "second class citizen."
0:04:15 > 0:04:20It ends today! The revolution starts right here, right now,
0:04:20 > 0:04:23in this...toilet.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29We start with the assassination of Vladimir Dracula!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Why?- Because he's the key culprit!
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Soon, he'll be so powerful, we'll never be able to oust him.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Find him. Do it today.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47- Vampiress Liberation! - ALL: Vampiress Liberation!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Doesn't that mean "loser"?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Rrrahh! It means "liberation". Get changed.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56You need to blend in.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I'm telling you, there's writing.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Can't you see I'm busy?
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Don't you want to sign it, Master? - It's supposed to be anonymous.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15What stirs a woman's heart more than the notion of a secret admirer?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Soon, our delightful principal will be head over heels
0:05:18 > 0:05:22in love with her mysterious Romeo and then...
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I shall reveal myself to her.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Is that legal?
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Are you still here?!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Oh, yes. Yeah.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Let me have a look. There's text in the book!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- It's Aramaic.- Incredible! Vlad, you've done it!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- But can you read it? - Of course I can read it!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I've just...left my glasses in the study.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Bertrand, do the honours, will you?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Some of these words don't even have a modern equivalent.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Summarize!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02OK.
0:06:02 > 0:06:09"Hear then the testament of the great and powerful...Sethius?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14"..Lord High Vampire.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17"First among equals. Destroyer of..."
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Of...?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22That's it.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23That's it?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Sethius... Sethius... - That can't be all!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- I'm telling you, that's it. - Sethius! I know that name.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I must consult my records.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37It's working. This is just the beginning.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40The good stuff is yet to come.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42You'll see.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Shame. He's quite fit.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46(GIRLS CHAT) Wasn't that fun?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48It was the best show ever.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52It was the best, wasn't it?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01What happened with the book. What did it say?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Bertrand said it's about a guy called Sethius.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Dad's researching the name.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Is Bertrand giving you the true translation?
0:08:10 > 0:08:14He could be keeping the knowledge for himself.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Bertrand's only concern is getting me to
0:08:16 > 0:08:20fulfil my full "potential" as the Chosen One.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25But you're right, I shouldn't rely on him. I'll start learning Aramaic.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Meanwhile, I can get it
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- to fill out some more. - No way.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32It's not going to fill out by itself. Ryan doesn't have time!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33You didn't see him.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37He's just days away from being a full blown vampire.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38I know, I know.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I can't lose him. I won't.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49If there's anything in that book, I will find it. Trust me.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54I'll check with Dad. See if he's found out who Sethius is.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06What exactly am I supposed to write?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10"I have watched you from afar...
0:09:10 > 0:09:13"You drive me mad with yearning."
0:09:15 > 0:09:18"Soon, I shall come to you.".
0:09:18 > 0:09:25Brief, poetic and to the point. That should stir her inner romantic.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Why not write it yourself? - Because I'm busy.
0:09:28 > 0:09:34And because my penmanship is a little...unmistakable.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Now, write exactly what I've said,
0:09:37 > 0:09:41whilst I go explore this Sethius business.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Mine's a little "unmistakable" too.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49The Count won't want Miss McCauley thinking
0:09:49 > 0:09:52her admirer is a two-year-old.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I've an idea.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05(KNOCK AT DOOR)
0:10:22 > 0:10:27"I'm watching you. I'm mad. I'm coming for you."
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Idiot! Right...
0:10:46 > 0:10:48You're up.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54ALL: Vampiress Liberation!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02CHATTER
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Vlad!
0:11:18 > 0:11:19What's up?
0:11:19 > 0:11:24I should have said this earlier and I'm sorry I didn't, but thanks.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26What for?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30For stopping Bertrand staking me. How's it going with him?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I can handle it.
0:11:37 > 0:11:42I...erm, hope one day I can do the same for you.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Er...thanks.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, thank you very much!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55They're for Miss McCauley.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59The piece de resistance in our secret courtship.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03The finest Swiss chocolates, best money can buy.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Now, deliver them to her office immediately.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Once she's received these,
0:12:08 > 0:12:12she'll be desperate to know who her mysterious suitor is.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Until then, I'll be in my...study.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Right.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30You're going to eat them, aren't you?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Don't be ridiculous!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Well, maybe just the one.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40(HE BURPS)
0:12:40 > 0:12:43The Count won't be pleased!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Make her some more!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Well, I do have a unique recipe.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I'm not sure Miss McCauley will appreciate your cuisine.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- Chocolate's chocolate - she won't know the difference! - (BURPS)
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Aramaic. How hard can it be?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42There. Sethius! I knew it! I knew I'd heard that name before!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Look, look!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48According to vampiric myth, he was one of the very first vampires.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Apparently he'd be about 3,000 years old by now.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- That's the book.- Perhaps he wrote it?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Instructions to reveal the source of his power.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's filling out slowly, piece by piece.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Could be another four chapters by now!- There won't be.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07How do you know? Mmm?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11The book contains untold power.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Who knows at what speed it will reveal itself?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29'Just don't get your hopes up, OK?'
0:14:30 > 0:14:34'I'm telling you, you're wasting your time.'
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Come on, then!
0:14:46 > 0:14:47There's more text.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Worlds - it's Destroyer of Worlds. Then, it continues.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57"Heir of Destruction,
0:14:57 > 0:15:00"Creator of Chaos, Lord of Misrule."
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- How many titles does he need? - "Sultan of Screams."
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Get to the point.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11"The clue to unleashing the power of the Praedictum Impaver
0:15:11 > 0:15:14"lies on the final page."
0:15:14 > 0:15:16That's as far as it goes again.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19That's progress. Let's come back later.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21He'll be starting on the acknowledgments!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Why don't we wait? Watch the words appear for ourselves?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I want to find out more about this Sethius first.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30We can come back later.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Agreed.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Bertrand?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yeah, I'm coming.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I told you what would happen if I caught you here again.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm sorry. I'll go.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I'm sorry.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10It won't happen again.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20It's not what you think. It's not how it looks.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I just thought I could help.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Breather!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33HE ROARS
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Go! Now!
0:16:40 > 0:16:46- You can't let her go! She's a breather!- I know.- You knew?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Yes, and I don't care, which means you don't either.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Do you understand?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57I'll do whatever I have to do to protect her.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Someone has started a hate campaign against me.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53I have received things - a dead rose, a threatening letter,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55chocolates covered in slime.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59I'll have an assembly. Talk to the kids, write to the parents.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I don't take any of this seriously myself
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- but there are rules to follow. - That may not be necessary.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Why not?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I know who sent you those things.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Do you? Who?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15It was...
0:18:18 > 0:18:19..Renfield.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Renfield?- He's developed a bit of a crush on you.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24He said...
0:18:26 > 0:18:31..you were the most beautiful, captivating,
0:18:31 > 0:18:35alluring woman ever to have trod this earth.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37He said that?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Well, in his own words, obviously.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Renfield! Of course!
0:18:42 > 0:18:47Who else would be insane enough to think anyone could possibly like
0:18:47 > 0:18:49all those disgusting things?
0:18:49 > 0:18:54Yes, he really is quite the fool.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58I suppose I'll have to talk to him. How embarrassing.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Why don't I have a quiet word?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Oh, I couldn't possibly. It's not your problem.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08- Believe me, it would be my pleasure. - Perhaps that would be easier.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Thank you.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20- Go gently on him though, won't you? - I know no other way.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49SCREAMING
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Oh, sorry. Thought you were someone else.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Is that a UV bomb?
0:19:58 > 0:20:04- I don't know. I think so. Ingrid gave me it.- Ingrid?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yes. Are you another one of her recruits?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Am I too late? Is he already slain?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- You mean Vlad?- Yes.
0:20:13 > 0:20:19Who Ingrid asked you... I mean, asked us to slay?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Yes. Vampiress Liberation.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Vampiress Liberation. Yes, right.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Ingrid sent me to stop you.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34She's called the whole thing off. She has other plans for Vlad.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Plans that he need not be disposed of.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Oh, OK. I didn't really know how this thing worked anyway.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Just be careful with that, OK?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48We should get you out of here.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54I've never been in a coffin before. I suppose I'll need one now.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Where do you get them?- I don't know.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- But right now, we really should be leaving.- This is too cool.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I always thought they'd be wooden.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Give me a hand. Come on, I just want to try it.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- OK, try it. Quickly. - Come on, close it!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Get your knees down.- They are down!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Then, suck your tummy in or something.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Are you saying I'm fat?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54What are you doing?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Looking for something that tells us who she is.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02- You know who she is. - You think you can trust her?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05We can't trust them. There's always an ulterior motive.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Not this time.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Vampires and breathers - I've seen it before.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13It only ever ends one way.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- I told you to stop. - You're not listening to me.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20You've let a breather know we're here.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Do you know what kind of danger...?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27What are you expecting to find?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:23:27 > 0:23:30You see? You see?!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Don't!
0:24:32 > 0:24:37Is it true? Are you a slayer?
0:24:43 > 0:24:47But you have to understand. It was all for Ryan.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Ingrid turned him.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50So I came here to slay you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I thought it was the only way to lift the curse.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57But then I met you and you told me your plan.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I saw a better way. I believe in you.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03In your idea of vampires and breathers living together.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Please, Vlad, I'm asking you to trust me.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18He'll never trust anybody ever again.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Look at what you've done to him.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Please, you have to.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27I'm not the one you have to be afraid of, she is.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30You really think she's different now?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33She wants you dead. She's got a posse of vampire girls
0:25:33 > 0:25:36armed with stakes with your name on them.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Projecting your sad fantasies onto me
0:25:39 > 0:25:42with this fictional posse of mine.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Your whole life is nothing but one lie after another.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49It's true. You have to believe me.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Why should I?
0:25:50 > 0:25:54You only ever confide in me when you have to.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Ingrid's right. All you ever do is lie to me.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Don't tell me you're listening to her. You know me.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06So, you've never slain a vampire?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09I never meant to.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Get out.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I don't ever want to see you again.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Go!
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