0:00:17 > 0:00:20Good work, Vlad.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Good work.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29HE LAUGHS
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Mr Count?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Do you normally read this sort of thing?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I found it in your confiscation cupboard.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Yes, I caught a student reading it in assembly.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Are you enjoying it?
0:00:49 > 0:00:55Ah, a haunting love story of a vampire man...
0:00:55 > 0:00:57and a human woman.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Sentimental and completely unrealistic.
0:01:02 > 0:01:08- I don't suppose you've confiscated the sequel?- I'll see what I can do.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Now, for a more pressing matter -
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- the graffiti. - Some of it is hopelessly inaccurate.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Oh, but I'm sure nobody believes a word.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Seriously, it will be painted over before parents' evening?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27You promised to release the funds. Don't tell me you've forgotten?
0:01:27 > 0:01:33Don't worry, everything will be all right.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34You did forget.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41I promise you, it will be gone by Monday.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I'm not doing it. Clean up your own mess.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm too busy cleaning up YOUR mess!
0:01:46 > 0:01:50I have to smooth things over with Von Racalud in person.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54I only posted him to Transylvania, you garlicked Goody McEldrich!
0:01:54 > 0:01:59- There's a big difference! - What?- I didn't get caught.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03You need to learn that actions have consequences.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Being a vampire isn't all about mindless violence.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11That's just the fun part. You need to learn discipline!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15I'm not spending my whole weekend cleaning up graffiti.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Of course not! You need to keep up with your training too.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22I've been training every night this week.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- You still haven't mastered telepathy.- I hope you can read this!
0:02:29 > 0:02:35Actually, I can. And the answer - I seriously doubt it would fit.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- Bertrand, make sure he doesn't slack off.- You can't tell him what to do.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Unfortunately, he can. Until you're 18, I must obey the Regent,
0:02:44 > 0:02:51- as I must you.- You see, Vladdy, remember, hard work and discipline.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'm off on a mercy visit to see my old friend, Racalud.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Yes, he's been very poorly after a nasty package holiday incident.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Well, I hope you have a good flight.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21It's so good of you to keep an eye on my Vladdy.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- He's at a difficult age. - Teenage boys think they know it all.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27They're desperate for independence
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- but they need strong parental guidance.- You are so right.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33How did you get to be so wise at such a young age?
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- I'm not that young.- You're wiser than Vlad's mother and she's 250.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39SHE GIGGLES
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Have a good trip.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oi! Scram! This is my patch!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Quite right, Renfield, get rid of them.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57RENFIELD CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I said...SCRAM!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- And take that mangy dog... - Hello, handsome.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, don't you look the business!
0:04:13 > 0:04:19I don't suppose you'd like to come inside for a cup of tea?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20This way.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25'Dearest Sis, I know you think you can save me
0:04:25 > 0:04:30'by slaying the Draculas, but I don't want you to get hurt.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34'Please, Erin, get out of there before it's too late.'
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Ingrid. Feeling better?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Listen to this. "Members of a shady organisation
0:04:44 > 0:04:47"known as the Blood Brotherhood claim to have evidence
0:04:47 > 0:04:50"that Vladimir Dracula is not the Chosen One.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53"It is now their mission to wipe out the entire Dracula clan."
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Ha! I knew there'd been a mistake.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Vlad could never be the Chosen One, he's far too pathetic.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05"The Brotherhood are asking anyone with information regarding
0:05:05 > 0:05:08"the whereabouts of the Dracula family to call the number below."
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Aren't you worried? - They'll never find us here.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15And even if they did...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- bring them on. - No disrespect, Ingrid,
0:05:17 > 0:05:22but you're hardly at your fittest. And the Count's not even here.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Argh!- Sorry!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Don't apologise! I've never seen you so focussed.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44This new technique's bringing out your killer instinct.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Come on, let's go again.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Not now. It's time for telepathy practice.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Argh, my father can go bite himself!
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- We must obey the Regent.- This Regent thing is doing my head in!
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Remember - discipline and self control.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Fine, we'll do the stupid telepathy thing.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Just clear your mind. Focus on the images
0:06:11 > 0:06:12and send them to me.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16As you're still learning, I'll communicate with you on this, OK?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Message received. Whisky, tango, foxtrot.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Over.- Over.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Renfield!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38What does a vampire have to do to get a snack around here?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm, uh... I'm not the headmaster, exactly.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48More the waste disposal engineer
0:06:48 > 0:06:49and hygiene manager.
0:06:49 > 0:06:56It's a lot of responsibility... but the perks are very good.
0:06:56 > 0:07:02Of course, the hardest thing to deal with...is the loneliness.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03And I like...
0:07:07 > 0:07:10'Try the next one.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11'Concentrate.'
0:07:13 > 0:07:17A snake...in some grass.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26A snake...in...grass.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30This is stupid!
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Hello, darling.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Mum?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Renfield!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Where did you come from?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05What happened to you?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08You look...awful.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Patrick left me.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- Really?- Cast me aside for some blonde she-wolf arm candy.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Well, I'm sure he'll take you back,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- he always has done before. - Not this time.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24She's only 100 years old. How can I compete with that?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27'OK, I'm getting an image.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31'A horned devil woman with a forked tongue and cloven hooves.'
0:08:32 > 0:08:35That's how you see me?
0:08:36 > 0:08:42Thank you, Vlad. If only Patrick would see me that way!
0:08:42 > 0:08:47It's good to see you. It's been a while since I had a live meal.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51You won't make me sick, will you?
0:08:51 > 0:08:56Sorry, but I'm gagging for a pint of warm, fresh...
0:08:56 > 0:09:00fluffy...cuddly...
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Curse you! Why d'you have to be so cute?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Patrick's just one werewolf. There's plenty more fish in the sea.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Look at me. What man would want this?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17'Renfield.'
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I'm definitely getting an image of Renfield.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Forget it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I've had it with men.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27I'm going to be an independent woman and stand on my own two feet.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29What, really? You?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32You don't think I can do it?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Well, it's just it doesn't seem to be going very well so far.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39You know, you've really grown.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- How so?- I mean inside.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47You're strong. You're not a boy anymore. You're a man.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I'm proud of you.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Goodbye.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Wait...
0:10:04 > 0:10:07You can't leave like this.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12You can get yourself cleaned up in Dad's room.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Second on the left. - Thank you, Vladdy.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- That's your mum?- Yeah. Dad will go BATS when he finds her here.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I'm sensing your mum and dad have got a few issues?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Just the usual stuff - lying, cheating, multiple murder attempts.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36- Why not just tell her to get lost? - Because she's my mum.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46SHE CACKLES
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Mum!- Vladdy.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01You look great.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Thank you, darling.
0:11:03 > 0:11:09- So... What are you doing? - What does it look like?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Mum...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Time for a tea break?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Sorry, who are you?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Oh, er, this is my mum.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Magda...Carmella...Elizabetta...
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Barthoria...Westenra.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Alex...McCauley.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Biccie?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41No, thank you.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Keep up the good work.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Nice to meet you, Ms Westenra.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Urgh.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What a drab little peasant.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02What does your father see in her?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Nothing. She's just head teacher. - SHE CHUCKLES
0:12:05 > 0:12:07I know your father.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10He always had this perverted thing for breathers.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15You're being paranoid. Miss McCauley is not Dad's type.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16SHE SIGHS
0:12:16 > 0:12:18What's up?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20You should be preparing yourself.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Your glorious destiny is the Chosen One,
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- not slaving away like a common peasant.- Don't tell me, tell Dad.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30He's my Regent. I have to do what he says till I'm 18.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34You're twice the man your father ever was.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Why should you listen to him?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Like I said, he's my Regent.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47DIAL TONE
0:12:47 > 0:12:52- BEEP:- 'You have reached the Blood Brotherhood.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55'If you wish to join the brotherhood, press one.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58'If you have information about the Draculas, press two.'
0:13:02 > 0:13:04'Speak.'
0:13:04 > 0:13:08The Draculas are staying at Garside Grange school in Lancashire.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11'We'll be there.'
0:13:12 > 0:13:14It'll be clean and quick, right?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I mean, you won't hurt them more than you have to?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21LINE GOES DEAD Hello?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23H-hello?
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- But- I- couldn't be Regent. Such responsibility!
0:13:33 > 0:13:37That's man's work. I wouldn't know what to do.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40That's the beauty of it. You wouldn't have to DO anything.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I'd make all the decisions.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46You really want ME to be Regent?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yes, Mum, I want you to be my Regent.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Er...what's that?- Our contract.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- That was quick!- Not really.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59It took me months to get that drawn up.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I'm cancelling this right now.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09How do I do that?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- You don't. Only- I- can cancel the contract.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15You devious, conniving witch.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20You say ALL the right things.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Is it legally binding?
0:14:23 > 0:14:28Afraid it's water-tight. Someone really knows their vampire law.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Patrick's lawyer's the best.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Patrick was in on this?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- You're back with HIM? - We never split up.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37As if any man would leave THIS!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39DOOR OPENS
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Ah, the peasant. Take that outside and burn it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Put it down, Renfield. - Patrick and I need the space!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52He's NOT moving in here.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You don't have a choice.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Now, do play nicely when Patrick arrives for the photo-shoot.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Photo-shoot?- Digital, of course.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04FANG! Magazine are doing The Chosen One And His Regent.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06We're going to be stars.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09We're supposed to be in hiding. You'll get us slain!
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Don't be so dramatic. And you might want to get changed.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- They'll be here in 20 minutes. - I'm not doing it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18HE YELLS
0:15:18 > 0:15:23The Ward agrees to forfeit all powers against his Regent.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28No... I don't think this tutor's working out, Vlad.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Go!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32THUNDER CLAP, SHE CACKLES
0:15:37 > 0:15:40This is nice!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Please, you have to help me!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I must obey the Regent's orders.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47I'm sorry, Vlad. Good luck.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- What are you doing? - Playing with my food.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Where's your dawky tutor going? - Mum sent him away.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Mum? She's back?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05You loser. You fell for one of her scams.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10- She tricked me into making her Regent.- Nice one, Mum!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- I feel sick.- So you should! - Girl Power's finally arrived
0:16:13 > 0:16:18in the vampire world and we're going to make your life a living hell.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20You're doomed.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Unless I tell Dad.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24As I said, you're doomed.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26How angry do you think he'll be?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- On a scale of one to mass murder? - There's no choice.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32If those journalists report where we are, we're all dead.
0:16:32 > 0:16:38Me, Dad, Ingrid and Mum. That doesn't bother me so much anymore.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Anyway, I need to call Dad immediately.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I need to use my training. Leave me alone... Let me get on with it!
0:16:57 > 0:17:02- Mum.- Ingrid, darling! I came as soon as I heard.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Really(?) I've been like this for weeks.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I may have stopped off in Paris...
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Thanks for your concern.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Anyway, I've been thinking about what we can do now you're Regent.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Patrick and I don't need a sickly invalid weighing us down.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23- But I'm your daughter.- I know, but you can't expect special favours.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28- We're women.- I had to lie, cheat and thoroughly demean myself
0:17:28 > 0:17:32to get the Regency, and I'd expect you to do the same.
0:17:34 > 0:17:40"Dear Ryan, by the time you read this, our nightmare will be over."
0:17:40 > 0:17:43"I have found a way to wipe out the Dracula clan.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46"Ingrid and her family will be dead,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48"and the vampire curse on you will be lifted.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52"I know you have been suffering during the transformation,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55"but soon, that will all be reversed, and you will be human again."
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I knew you could do it, Vladdy.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Your message came through clear as a bell. "Come home now,
0:18:19 > 0:18:21"Major A blood for tea".
0:18:21 > 0:18:23"Major emergency".
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Oh, not nearly as good.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- What's the emergency?- Reporters from FANG! Magazine are on their way.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- I need you to get rid of them. - I'll tell them to leave you alone.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38The thing is, er, some stuff happened while you were away.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Some of it good, some of it bad.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Actually, most of it bad. Look, long story short,
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I kind of made Mum Regent.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53HE ROARS
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I made Mum Regent because you never listen to me
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- and you treat me like a child. - So you gave my powers to that...
0:19:00 > 0:19:03fur-loving strumpet?!
0:19:03 > 0:19:04I thought she'd respect me.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I've got a plan to fix this, but I do need your help.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Why should I help you, you little traitor?!- Cos Mum's Regent.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13She'll throw you out and you'll be powerless and homeless.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15So what's your plan?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Mum's got this crazy idea that you fancy Miss McCauley.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Ludicrous.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I know, right?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23But we can use it.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25What's your name, hmm?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Where did you come from?
0:19:32 > 0:19:37How would you like the opportunity to stab your mother in the back?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Literally?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Regrettably, no.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46It's better than nothing, I suppose.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- You're clear on what you're doing? - Of course.- Just remember...- I know.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Pretend that I like Miss McCauley.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55And do not fall for Mum - again.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57What do you take me for?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59She's a detestable abomination,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02black-hearted and evil through and through.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Like I said, don't fall for her.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Bun-Buns!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15WHAT are you doing on my throne?
0:20:15 > 0:20:21MY throne. I'm Vlad's Regent now.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Oh, good.- What?!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Well, being Regent was becoming a bit of a chore.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Now I'll have more time for moonlight walks
0:20:30 > 0:20:33with the bewitching Miss McCauley.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37I don't know what you see in that stinking breather.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Don't you insult her!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43She's more of a woman than you'll ever be.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57More than this?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I'm sorry, Magda.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09I've moved on.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13CRASH!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Master Vlad? Who do you think is winning?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19CLATTERING
0:21:19 > 0:21:22That'll be Mum throwing something at Dad.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23BANG!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25That'll be Dad destroying the furniture.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- SMASH! - That could be either of them.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31CLATTERING
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Ooh! - CLATTERING STOPS
0:21:34 > 0:21:35It's over.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40What are you doing?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Well, how can I resist her?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44She's my world.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45My death.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48My darkness.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50SHE LAUGHS
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Oooh.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I hope you have a plan B.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I'm busy.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- I need your help. - I'm at a critical point.
0:22:05 > 0:22:10I need you to dress up as a woman and pretend to be Mum.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Nothing that can't wait.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24This is the place.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28We go in, ash the Dracs, then leave.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43HE GROWLS
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Who are you?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Who are YOU?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55You really don't know?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57FANG! Magazine.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Ah, I read your article.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06This is the lot that called us "shady."
0:23:06 > 0:23:08HE GROWLS
0:23:08 > 0:23:09FFRRRT!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12HE ROARS
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Mummy!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Thanks for the cover story, ladies.
0:23:26 > 0:23:31Such a shame they won't be around for the scoop of the century -
0:23:31 > 0:23:37the total extermination of the Dracula clan.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43How do I look?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Like death warmed up.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50CLANGING
0:23:51 > 0:23:53What was that?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55The sound of my heart
0:23:55 > 0:23:59beating out the rhythm of my love for you.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01You don't have a heartbeat.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03That's how much I love you.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09SHE GIGGLES
0:24:11 > 0:24:14THUDDING
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Hello, darlings.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30FANG! Magazine.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33We're here to interview the Draculas.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Please, come in. - (No, get rid of them!)
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Where is the so-called "Chosen One"?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47He's out. But I'm all yours.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52All right, darlings, I am ready for my close-up.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I sense a heartbeat.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59You're no vampire.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You're not even a woman.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oooh!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Do you think we're fools, human scum?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- No! - RENFIELD WHIMPERS
0:25:13 > 0:25:14It's obviously another hoax.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Waste our time again, breather,
0:25:18 > 0:25:23and we'll be flossing you from our fangs for a fortnight.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28HE GASPS
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Good riddance.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Where are those wretched hacks?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42HE HUMS
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Was it a success?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Renfield dressed as a woman - never fails.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- The journos have gone. - What do you mean "gone"?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55He means you totally fell for my plan.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Your plan, Bun-Buns?
0:25:57 > 0:26:03- Don't Bun-Buns me, you nefarious harridan!- Bun-Buns!
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Dad was just distracting you while we tricked the journalists.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- It's over.- Over?
0:26:09 > 0:26:14It's only just begun.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18I'll sell our story to the Vampire Times instead.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Stop right there.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28Oh, look at those cheekbones.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30You could cut glass with them. RENFIELD: Oh, yeah!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Where did you get THAT?
0:26:32 > 0:26:37Wouldn't it be terrible if someone uploaded them onto Bat Bite
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- for everyone to see? - Especially Patrick.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- Please, don't show the pictures to Patrick.- I won't.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50- As long as you annul the contract and go home.- Never!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Fine, if that's what you want.
0:26:56 > 0:26:5750% uploaded...
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0:27:03 > 0:27:05Wait!
0:27:05 > 0:27:06You're a fool.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08You could've been famous.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Dead famous.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Goodbye, darling.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Well, I hope you've learned something from this.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Always read the small print.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- And?- That sometimes you're right?
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Exactly.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Erin, why have you packed your bags?
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Oh, close the blinds, Renfield. It's sunrise.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42DOG BARKS
0:27:43 > 0:27:47- CHILD'S VOICE: Ow! - Who is that?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Has anyone seen my mum?
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