0:01:26 > 0:01:30Why has the Praedictum Impaver lit up like a Christmas tree?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I mean, what's it doing?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36The pulsing light is a signal calling out to someone.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39The question is who and why?
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- The clan leaders! - The book will lead them right to us!
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Visitors? I better get this place looking good.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54We need more cobwebs. Come on, get spinning.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Put away the welcome web, this is not good news.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Unless they think the signal means I've opened the book.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07Except you haven't. You've got every vampire in the world waiting
0:02:07 > 0:02:11to hear what's inside and you have not delivered.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I'm close, I just need more time.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18There is no more time! They will want answers not excuses.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21No answers and their strongest will punish us.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Looks like someone's going to get it in the neck.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27You think this is funny?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31If Vlad doesn't open the book we will all be ash.
0:02:34 > 0:02:40Do your job. Teach him how to open the book. Clock's ticking.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Tick tock.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Tick tock.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06I am ready. Open and reveal my destiny.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I command you to open!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Reveal my destiny!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Reveal my destiny!
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Very powerful, very compelling and totally ineffective.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Ignore her.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40You've got to dig deep into the blackest part of your soul.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42What's the point? I can't open it.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Yes, you can.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54You want to see your family turned to ash?
0:03:54 > 0:03:59You want to hear their screams as they pay for your failure?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03The book won't open because it sees the coward inside.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I am not a coward.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07It can smell the fear on you.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11The boy frightened of the monster in the cupboard. Too scared to look.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- I'll show you who's frightened. - Let the monster out!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Do it!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35No!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I can't. I won't let go.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Then we all die.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I heard you and Erin talking. I know the truth.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I know your secret.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50You're a breather.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- WHISPERS:- 'I will help you. Come to me.'
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Did you hear that?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- 'The answer lies within.' - You must have heard it that time.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13What do you mean he knows our secret? What did he say?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17He said "I heard you and Erin. I know your secret, I know the truth."
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- He knows I'm a human. I'm out of here!- It's dangerous out there!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- I'll take my chances. - I don't want you to become one of us.
0:05:26 > 0:05:32Sometimes it's better to hide and fight another day.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- KNOCK ON DOOR - Mr Count?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, he's only had them for three weeks!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47The man's impossible.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Master. Miss McCauley would like a word.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57How about "massacre"?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Or "annihilation" or "slaughter" or "bloodbath"?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Isn't blood bath two words? She says it's urgent?- Urgent!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Some people don't know the meaning of the word.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- All this came in the post for you. - You deal with it!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14When did dad become a bat collector?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Let me see that.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19This is a rare specimen.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Oh. "Smash glass".- Wait!
0:06:48 > 0:06:53I am Ramanga.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01Welcome. We are honoured with your presence.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Domus mea, domus tua est.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07What he said.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23I found these in your office. I take it you've not read them yet.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I need your input on the staffing levels.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- I've no idea what that is.- It refers to the number of teachers we employ.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Very good, carry on without me. - It can't wait. Time is critical.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I have to hire new staff and I need you to approve them.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Right, all right, all right.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'm not staying down here in the cellar!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46It's only until I can work out a plan to get you safely away.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48But it's creepy!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51And living with us isn't?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- I'll be back soon, I promise. - You better be.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Or I'll be wrapped up with the rest of the spider food.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- WHISPERS:- 'I have what you need.'
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- You hear that?- Someone coming?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05'Come to me.'
0:08:05 > 0:08:08No, it's like a whispering voice.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09'Come to me.'
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Are you feeling all right? - Stay put.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19You're hiding in a school for breathers?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21We're being cautious.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24The only thing breathers need learn is how to feed us.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27We like to play with our food before we eat it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:33- Hmm. Where is the Chosen One? - I'll bring him before you.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48It's turned out nice again.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Can I take your...
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Don't...touch.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Go and tell the Count that our honoured guest has arrived.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I really don't have time for this minutiae.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12The devil's in the details, Mr Count.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- He's in a lot more than that. - We've had a delivery!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17A special delivery! You have to sign for it!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Can nobody do anything in this place without me?!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23If it needs a signature, I'm sure your scrawl will suffice.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Someone's here! You know! The...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Rargh...thing.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Huh?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Right, we've got to go. Urgent business to attend.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I really need your approval on these candidates!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37We'll do this later!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Vlad. The clan leader's here.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Don't tell him you can't open the book. Play for time.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45What's the point? I'm never going to get it open.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48You can if you get those stupid ideas out of your head.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51What ideas?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53You want vampires and breathers to live together in peace.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- You want the bloodshed to end forever.- You were spying on us?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00You and Erin are vampires!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- You can't change that. - Yeah. We are vampires.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Vampires who want humans to be our friends, not food.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15You want to stake your life on that?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17If that's what it takes.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You tell that to Ramanga and it'll be the last thing you do.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25I'll be with you in a minute. I've got something I need to do.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Don't keep him waiting.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- WHISPERS:- 'I'm in the mirror room.'
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Vlad?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44'Look for the mirror.'
0:10:44 > 0:10:47'That's right. I'm over here.'
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Argh! Eww!
0:10:54 > 0:10:59'I'm down here, in the dark.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03'That's right. I'm in here.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07'In here! Look for the mirror!'
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Vlad?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Stay there.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27No!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Has the Praedictum Impaver been opened?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- I am not at liberty to discuss... - Has he opened the book?!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Some of the bones have opened... - Yes, or no?!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- It's a work in progress. - No. He can't open the book.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Is this true? - Well, he's been working very hard.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- You were meant to train him. - We have! Bertrand...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You've failed. We demand to know why.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- I wouldn't say failed... - Where is the Chosen One?!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Still he keeps me waiting?! - He said he'd just be a moment!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Miss McCauley's here to see you. - Not now, Renfield, get rid of her!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- I'm sure he'll be here soon. - This is most disrespectful!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19She's at the door! She says it's urgent!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Tell her I'm...
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Tell her I'm indisposed!- Indisposed.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37You're not allowed in here. These are Mr Count's private quarters.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Mr Count? A word.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Ah. A breather.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Good, I am thirsty after my long journey.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You can't have this one, she's mine.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54I'll be one moment. Renfield, a drink for our guest.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I need your approval for these candidates so I can start hiring.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06As you can see, I have a visitor so I must insist we do this later.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Then I'll wait here until you're finished.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15All right, all right. Let's quickly do it here. Show me the candidates.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- The papers are in my office.- Oh!
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- It has to be done today.- Give me two minutes and I'll be right with you.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Where's Vlad?! - He's been chucked into the mirror!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35What? Vlad got chucked into the mirror.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- What?- Oh, just go with Erin and find Vlad!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39The half fang?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42This is no time to get snobbish. Go!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54I've got to deal with Miss McCauley. Look after our guest while I'm gone.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57This is your mess, I'm not helping you clean it up.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I'd be only too glad if he ashed you all.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04For once in your life, will you toe the party line and play ball?!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06It's your neck on the block too!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Like I said, they just chucked him in.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Erin, Erin! I'm in here!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I'm a dog.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Those gargoyles won't let you near the mirror.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Erin! Erin! I'm in here!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31They guard it. They must have thought you were a threat.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Maybe if we smash it, it will release him?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37No. If you do that the whole family will turn to dust.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I'm in here! Hello! Let me out!
0:14:43 > 0:14:47There's no sign of him. Wherever he is, we can't follow.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- WHISPERS:- 'The answer lies within. Come to me. Come to me.'
0:15:02 > 0:15:07'Come to me. The answer lies within.'
0:15:07 > 0:15:11'I will help you.'
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I approve. - You have to take this seriously.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I need you to focus on the needs of the school for once.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Nothing's more important than the future of the school.- Quite right.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26- I'm sorry. I'll read them properly. - Thank you.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Ta-da!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44SHE SIGHS
0:15:48 > 0:15:51This is more boring than watching blood dry.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Argh! - I'll show you a real magic trick.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I can make my fangs disappear...
0:15:57 > 0:15:59into your neck.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02He's an acquired taste. I'd advise you not to bite him.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09You show mercy to breathers?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11You want to chew on that dirt bag? Be my guest.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14What kind of vampires are you?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I came to meet the Chosen One and what do I find?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Cowards hiding in an attic.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Do I look frightened to you?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I wonder how your clan will react
0:16:24 > 0:16:27when they hear you've been beaten by a girl?
0:16:30 > 0:16:35I like you. You go for the jugular.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Finding a person's weak spot is my speciality.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Mmm. I wonder what's yours.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Let me see if I can guess.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Ambition.
0:16:53 > 0:16:58Hmm. You reek of it. But what is it you want so badly?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02To travel. See the world.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Go to exotic places, meet interesting new people
0:17:05 > 0:17:08and then...bite them.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11You should come to my country. Lots of snakes...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13you'd be right at home!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Maybe I could join your clan?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- What's wrong with this one? - You really want to know?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Tell me everything.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Thank you for being so understanding.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- I think we chose two excellent teachers.- Indeed.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34The one with the short neck's a problem but I do enjoy a challenge.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41HEAVY THUD
0:17:49 > 0:17:51THUD
0:17:51 > 0:17:53EVIL LAUGHTER
0:18:00 > 0:18:05It could be Vlad's true vampire side we've been waiting for.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- True enough to open the book? - Let's hope so, Bertrand.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Our lives depend on it.- I'm a dog!
0:18:12 > 0:18:16I thought I could blow him away with my Nutcracker Suite.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21- That's disturbing on so many levels. - Come on, think! We need a plan!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I could pretend to be Vlad.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26That is the worst idea I've heard in 400 years.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28He'll spot it and tear you to pieces!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- I don't want to be Vlad! - Have you got a better plan?!
0:18:36 > 0:18:40We could make a life-size puppet of Vlad?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45That is the worst idea I've heard in 600 years.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50It might just work.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09No. Maybe. Perfect.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Right. Just say hello, let him pay his respects, then get rid of him.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32I take it back. This is a great plan.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- He's so lifelike.- Pass me that shoe.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Thank you very much. I feel so much better.- You're welcome.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47If the Chosen One has disappeared, who opens the Praedictum Impaver?
0:19:47 > 0:19:52- We don't need to open it. - Our destiny is written in that book.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Myths and legends have led us nowhere.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58We can write our own destiny. To once again rule the world.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03- You make it sound so easy. - It is...with the right leader.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05And you think that's you?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09With Vlad gone, I am the legitimate heir to the throne.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12What makes you think vampires will be ruled by a girl?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15I'm not a girl.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I'm a Dracula.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You think your father will step aside and let it happen?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23No, he'll put up a fight.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- You can beat him? - Together we can beat him.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I could beat both of you and take the throne for myself.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33And risk the backlash? You're smarter than that.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Better to be the power behind the throne than a pile of ash upon it.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Hmm.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46OK, I'll back your move. But double-cross me
0:20:46 > 0:20:50and I will personally see to your very painful abdication.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Ah. Sorry I was gone so long.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Ingrid been looking after you all right?- Hmm.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08She's been most illuminating.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Has she indeed. Anything you'd like to discuss?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Yes, there is one thing...
0:21:14 > 0:21:16where's the Chosen One?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22The Chosen One will see you now. Please, follow me.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it, Vlad?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Ha-ha!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Come through. It's not much but...
0:22:00 > 0:22:02The Praedictum Impaver!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Stay where you are!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Only I may open the book!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Forgive me, I meant no disrespect.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16The book has called me to you.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Vlad, what's happened to your voice?
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Don't say a word.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Why do you seek an audience with me?
0:22:23 > 0:22:30Tell us, Chosen One, have you opened the Praedictum Impaver?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I have opened it, yes.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35What does it say? Show me.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36All will be revealed in time.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Silence! Now is the time!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43OK. I really think we should be leaving now.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- The Chosen One needs his rest. - Let the Chosen One speak!
0:22:46 > 0:22:51Kneel before me and I will reveal our destiny.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Speak, master. So we may know the truth.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Stay away from me!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16You're special, Vlad.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22You don't have one evil reflection...
0:23:22 > 0:23:26You have a thousand.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Together we will be the most powerful vampire ever.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40No. No!
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Bow your heads to honour your leader.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56We are your humble servants.
0:23:59 > 0:24:05That's right! You are the servants and I am the master.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10From now on, it's me who gives the orders around here, sonny
0:24:10 > 0:24:14and when I speak you will listen...
0:24:16 > 0:24:20..or face the fury of the Chosen One!
0:24:22 > 0:24:28Now I will now reveal the contents of the Predictable Pavlova.
0:24:32 > 0:24:38What?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38The...Pradicum Pavelola.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53That's not what the book's called.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57The Praidicom Impova?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00No. The Praidium Impaver?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03The Praedium Impover!
0:25:03 > 0:25:04The Praedium Impover!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07The Predictable Impaver!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Got it!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31You're not the Chosen One.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Oops.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I told you this wouldn't work.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Can we save the "I told you so" for later?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Kill the impostors!
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Master, reveal to us our destiny.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Tell the others our time is coming.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48EVIL LAUGH
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