Bad Vlad

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0:00:27 > 0:00:30ALARM RINGS

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Everybody out into the playground. Come on!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57SCREAMING

0:01:12 > 0:01:15HE SCREAMS

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Everybody out in an orderly fashion, please.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Single file in an orderly fashion.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27ALARM CONTINUES RINGING AND SPORADIC SCREAMS

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Out, go on.

0:01:39 > 0:01:45HE WHIMPERS AND SOBS

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh...

0:01:47 > 0:01:52That's... No, no, no! Oh!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54How could Vlad do this to me?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56You and stairs make him laugh.

0:01:56 > 0:02:01In the old days the Count would throw me off the battlements.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I expected it from him but Vlad...

0:02:04 > 0:02:10He's on his way to being so much worse than his father.

0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Renfield?- It's the Master he's in a terrible mood.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Dad did all this?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19No, no, not your...

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Not my "what", Renfield?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Say it you servile wart.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Not, not your father, miss.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34If not Dad then there must be another master. Who?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Vl...

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- A.- A?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44D.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Spells ? - Vlad.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49He's been evil for one day

0:02:49 > 0:02:52and you're already calling him the Master.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Please, don't tell the Count.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57It's not the Count you have to worry about.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58It's me.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Oh, no!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Vlad!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I expect you'll want to see me in your office.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Was this all down to you?- I thought you'd enjoy a chat with the firemen.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27There is no excuse for this kind of behaviour.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31You're suspended for a week. Now leave the school premises

0:03:31 > 0:03:33and report to my office in...

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Vlad.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Oh, Erin. I've been looking for you.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Get back or I'll... - Stake me with a blunt HB?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54I know your secret, breather.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Vlad, please.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Is that the best you can do?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Why didn't you...?

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Erin, can you make a start on this place, please?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31I love the smell of chaos in the morning! Dear, Vladdy.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35I knew he'd come bad in the end. With my genes.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39And my expert tuition.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- To Vlad.- Indeed.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Long may he reign.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Salut!

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Renfield! Renfield!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Help!

0:04:57 > 0:05:03He's pinned him to the wall! That's genius that is, genius!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Thank you. - You...?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09How dare you humiliate Renfield! That's my job.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13A word of warning, Ingrid.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17If I were you I wouldn't try and compete with Vlad.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20And what makes you think he could match me?

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Please stay.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Stay!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Stay!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34It's not our Vlad who is doing this. It's his reflection.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39His reflection is too dangerous. I can't reach him.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Yes, you can. - I can't defend myself against him.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46The Vlad we know is still in there... but not for long.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50You all wanted him bad, now you've got him. Deal with it.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55Oh, this is not about your safety. You're already a half fang.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Help the Vlad you cared for or others will suffer terribly.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- It's too much.- Give him the strength to fight!- You must do...

0:06:03 > 0:06:07OK. Let me get this straight. You want me to tell the baddest,

0:06:07 > 0:06:12the strongest vampire on earth, that I believe in his good side?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Yup.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18It's Vlad. I've had to suspend him for vandalising school property.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Really?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I need you to talk to him.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Ah.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28We have an OFSTED inspector arriving at this school any minute.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Do you know what that means? - Not at all.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33If she sees the mess that Vlad has caused

0:06:33 > 0:06:37it could affect our report and the future of the school.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40OK, Miss McCauley, leave it with me.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Right, in you come, class.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50I hope you've got your ingredients for today's lesson,

0:06:50 > 0:06:52which is a chicken Kiev.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54What's up with you?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Has Vlad had a hair cut? He looks kind of different.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Just ignore him. - Have you had a row or something?

0:07:01 > 0:07:06So between you you're going to need chicken or a vegetarian substitute,

0:07:06 > 0:07:11lemon, butter, tarragon, bread crumbs and, of course, garlic.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I gather you're suspended,

0:07:16 > 0:07:20you're not supposed to be on school property.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32So it's true, you actually have gone bad.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Chucked out of home economics. What's next?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Not handing in your history assignment?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Have you ever actually bitten anyone?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Don't push me.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51You're still the same old puny, little Vlad

0:07:51 > 0:07:54who can't stand the sight of blood.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Well done, guys.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Mrs Cotton, welcome to Garside Grange. Alex McCauley.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Pleased to meet you.- Hello.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Well, we'd best begin.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Absolutely. This way.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- On second thoughts how about a cup of tea?- Lovely.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I think what you're doing is great.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47The chaos, violence, wanton destruction.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Although there is an inspector in school today

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Good, another breather to bite.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58No seriously, can we give it a rest until tomorrow morning?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I think we owe it to Miss McCauley.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Ah, the delicious Miss McCauley.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05You leave Miss McCauley alone!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11And why would I listen to you?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Until you're 18 I'm the one in charge.

0:09:19 > 0:09:25Aagh! Vladdy! Vladdy, I just think we need to be more sensible!

0:09:25 > 0:09:32We? There is no "we". All right?

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Well, what a wonderful view it is up here.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50And round the corner here we have our state-of-the-art science block,

0:09:50 > 0:09:56which really must be... seen to be believed.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00And this is of course a poster wall of all our after-school activities.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04We have music, sport, theatre.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08It's all part of what makes Garside Grange a special place to be.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12OK, sales pitch over. Can I see the science block please?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Renfield! >

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Ah, Miss McCauley.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Mr Count, I'd like you to meet Mrs Cotton,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28the OFSTED inspector I was telling you about.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Mr Count is the chairman of the board.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- A positive influence on the school. - Well, one does what one can.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36About what we were discussing earlier?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38The situation has developed.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40All sorted. Excuse me.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Fetch me a pair of fang cuffs and report to my chambers.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46It's time to teach this boy a lesson.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Look, just leave me alone.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Actually, it was Becky I was after.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16I wondered if you'd like to come round for lunch, for a bite to eat.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Yeah, all right then.- Hm.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26That's supposed to make me jealous, is it?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Sorry, what was your name again?

0:11:35 > 0:11:38I really don't think it's a good idea for you to be meeting up with Vlad.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40He's dangerous, Becky.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Yeah, I know!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43I don't want you to get hurt.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Are you jealous..?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- No!- I knew it.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Becky!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56You know, you're right.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00I still really like Vlad. And I thought he really liked me too.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Just...promise me you won't go out with him.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11It's only lunch. Erin?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Eeeergh!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Fang cuffs. One pair for yourself.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Gas mask. Another one.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Now we have one chance and one chance only.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Ah, got it!- Well done.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- All we need now is the net and the...- And a pitchfork, Master?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00We're in this together, Renfield, you and me,

0:13:00 > 0:13:02shoulder-to-shoulder against the...

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Not that close.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Shoulder-to-shoulder against the forces of evil.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I thought we were the forces of evil.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15- We are, but it's just... This is... diff...- Different?- Exactly!

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Now are you clear about the plan?- I think so.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20There's no thinking about it, especially for you.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21There you are.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26Bertrand. Sorry, I've got a date with eight pints of fresh blood.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- And no, I don't fancy going halves with you.- Vlad.

0:13:28 > 0:13:34Ingrid's sharpening a stake and I think it's got your name on it.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Oh, that's priceless!

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- She's jealous of your power.- Hmm.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44She wants to take you out before you become untouchable.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Well, I'd like to see her try.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Do you want me to deal with her?

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Deal with her? No! Bring her on.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Quickly, the argentalium spray!

0:14:13 > 0:14:14No!

0:14:14 > 0:14:17HE GROANS

0:14:21 > 0:14:25COUNT: 'Vladdy? Vladimir?'

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Renfield, you idiot, you've given him too much!

0:14:28 > 0:14:29- THUD - Ow!

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Vladdy?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35And welcome back.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36HE SNARLS

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Slayer's finest fang cuffs.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Let me out or I'll...

0:14:42 > 0:14:45HE GROANS

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Throw a wobbly?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Daddy, help me, please.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01You don't think for a minute I'm going to be fooled

0:15:01 > 0:15:03by those crocodile tears?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07All right, fine, what do you want?

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- I want you to do what your father tells you.- Never!

0:15:11 > 0:15:15Until the age of 18. At which point I want equal partnership.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17You and me. 50/50.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25All right. It's a deal. 50/50.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Spit on my gr... no, not mine. Spit on your mother's grave.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Why not? We'll be stronger together.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Who knows what we'll achieve?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40How do I know I can trust you?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Oh, great! After all these years,

0:15:42 > 0:15:46I'm finally the son you want me to be and you don't trust me?!

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Make up your mind, Daddy, which Vlad do you want?

0:15:50 > 0:15:57The old fangless wimp you could trust with your grandma...or me.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Well you, clearly.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- So let me out.- Right, right. - Let me make you proud of me.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Master, no! - Shut it, Renfield!

0:16:07 > 0:16:11What would you know of the trust between a vampire and his son?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Well, clearly a lot more than you.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Renfield! Do something!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Renfield.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Renfield.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38No! No! No!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41No!

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Renfield! BELL RINGS

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Oh, that'll be lunch. - Vladdy, Vladdy, Vladimir!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- You can't just leave me like this!- See ya.

0:16:48 > 0:16:54I'll die! Renfield? Renfield! This hurts!

0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Becky.- Hiya.- Come on in.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Ooh, Gothic, very on trend.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17< COUNT SCREAMS

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Is that...?

0:17:20 > 0:17:24So what's on the menu?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Take a wild guess. - Salmon?

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Well, it doesn't matter if you haven't cooked anything.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32I've got my packed lunch here, look. We could share it.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Oh. Aren't you hungry?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Hungrier than you'll ever know.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Me too.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Garlic! - I'm sorry! I tried to cover it.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Get out!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03But it's not my fault, I swear! It was Erin.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Erin.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Are you all right, did he hurt you?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20No, but he's not the guy I thought he was.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23He's just going through some stuff. Deep down he's still a good person.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27I think you're wasting your time with him.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28I don't.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56HE TUTS

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Vlad, let me go!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06SOFT BLOWING

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Aaaaargh!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26SIZZLING

0:19:31 > 0:19:33What are you doing?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Vlad, I'm your friend. I'll get you some blood.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39You don't need to bite anyone.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44Oh, I don't need to, but I want to.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47He's still in there, isn't he? The real Vlad.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51I'm the real Vlad! I'm the powerful one!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I know you're in there. Be strong.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59You're stronger than him.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I believe in you.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Agh!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Go!

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Vlad?

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Ingrid.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Dad.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Erin.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Vlad, you're not supposed to be in school.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56- I've got somewhere to be. - Not good enough.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00- I've informed your father. Leave the premises now.- Later.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Dad, speak to me.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Dad!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Renfield.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18SNAPS FINGERS

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Renfield.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Oh, erm, check his pulse?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Oh, yeah.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Dad?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Blood...

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Dad?

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Turn on me again, boy,

0:21:53 > 0:21:57and I will personally fang cuff you to a sun bed.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00So...you're all right then?

0:22:00 > 0:22:01EVIL LAUGHTER

0:22:01 > 0:22:03You're so weak.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06I'm going to make you wish you'd finished me

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- when you had the chance. - Give it a rest, will you?

0:22:11 > 0:22:12What?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Make me.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Me and you, in the cellar, now.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Oh, Ingrid. I'm so sorry.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Vlad?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37I need to get to the mirror room.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55# Ten green bottles hanging on the wall... #

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Listen.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58That'll be Year 8.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00# And if one green bottle... #

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Jamie, just the man.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Mrs Cotton, why don't you go ahead? - Of course.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07# ..hanging on the wall... #

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Vlad Count's still in school.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12# Ten green bottles hanging on the wall

0:23:12 > 0:23:17# Ten green bottles hanging on the wall

0:23:17 > 0:23:20# And of one green bottle should accidentally... #

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Miss McCauley...

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Can you get him off the premises pronto?

0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Miss McCauley...- I've told him that once today, he didn't seem to care.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30# ..bottles hanging on the wall... #

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Miss McCauley...- I need to get the inspector away.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Miss McCauley.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40Mrs Cotton, is there a problem?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42They're hanging from the ceiling.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Well, they always enjoy a good sing-song.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48What?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53# Nine green bottles hanging on the wall

0:23:53 > 0:23:55# And if one green bottle... #

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- They were hanging from the ceiling.- Mrs Cotton.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I wonder if I might have a word.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Mr Count, I don't think this is the time.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Mr Count!

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Mr Count!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Marvellous. Very good news indeed. - News?

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Miss McCauley, goodbye. And congratulations once again.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19A shining example of what a school can be.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Thank you.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Ow!

0:24:29 > 0:24:30What was that about?

0:24:30 > 0:24:34I made her understand what a first rate headteacher you really are.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37And Vlad?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Back to his old self.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Perhaps a drink to celebrate?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46You are joking?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49We've got clearing up to do. Come on.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55WHISPERS

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Vlad!

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Erin, It's too dangerous. - I'll wait outside.- No, just go!

0:25:35 > 0:25:38You took your time.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Nervous, are we?

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I'm not the one who should be nervous.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51You'll never win.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14What are you going to do, fight me off forever?

0:26:14 > 0:26:16No, no, I'm not.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- I'm the one in control. - You're not strong enough.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Bad idea.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Vlad?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- I told you to go. - But I knew you'd win.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56It is all over, isn't it?

0:26:56 > 0:26:59He's part of me now.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01How can it ever be over?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Where are you going? - I don't know.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23I need to sort this thing out.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Stay. I'll help you!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29When will you be back?

0:27:29 > 0:27:30Vlad!

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