0:00:13 > 0:00:14THUNDERCLAP
0:00:19 > 0:00:2468 and seven is...
0:00:24 > 0:00:26WIND BLOWS Hmm?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30I know I've been cold to you in the past,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33but it's only so you wouldn't guess the truth.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34The truth?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Something I've been hiding since the day we met.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Please say you're not Mr McCauley?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I've fallen in love with you.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I know it's wrong. I'm the headmistress, you're the owner
0:00:46 > 0:00:51but...it feels so right. Tell me if I'm being a fool.
0:00:51 > 0:00:56My heart was yours from the moment we met.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01But I kept silent because I too have a secret.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05A terrible, terrible secret.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12If I tell you, your love for me will die.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I'm not scared of secrets, Mr Count.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Or should I say...Count Dracula?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25You know who I am? No, WHAT I am?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29I want us to be together for ever.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Bite me, my love.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Yes.- Bite me.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41RECORD SCRATCHES
0:01:41 > 0:01:43This is a dream, isn't it?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46You were about to bite me. I'd call that a nightmare.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48HE LAUGHS CRUELLY
0:01:51 > 0:01:52KNOCK AT DOOR
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Have you finished the finance projections?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Well, I, er...
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- Were you asleep? - HE YAWNS
0:02:01 > 0:02:05No, no, no. Wide awake, wide awake.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- I need those figures on my desk by morning.- Right.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16Chances of Miss McCauley being secretly in love with me...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Zero.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29CLICKING
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'm arresting you for criminal damage.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Although I think your bland use of colour's a much greater crime.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47You really hate it that much?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I could do it in pink if that floats your boat?
0:02:50 > 0:02:55I prefer red myself, but I'm all out of red.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Guess I'll just have to use blood instead.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01WHOOSH Stay back!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh, watch out, everyone, he's got a stake(!)
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oh, wait a second, panic over. It's got a rounded end.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09WHOOSH
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I'm arresting you on suspicion of being O positive.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17You don't have to say anything, but it is much more fun if you scream.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18WHOOSH
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Easy. You could've had my eye out.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28We know the new rules - no biting, no slaying. Hmm?
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Remember nothing. Jog on.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55BANG!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05WHOOSH
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I thought we agreed to play together nicely?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Tell that to chopsticks over there, he dusted one of my gang.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I don't care who started it.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33The Vampire High Council and Slayers' Guild
0:04:33 > 0:04:35have agreed a ceasefire. Respect it.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You need food, you go to the blood bank at Garside.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- You see biting, you report it. - Let's pretend this never happened.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46From now on, you're going to be friends.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Yeah, I got all the friends I need. Let's go play somewhere else.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55He's trouble.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Name's Malik. Flew into town a few weeks ago.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04The street fangs love him. He's old school. A biter.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09It's just a scratch. You were lucky, he missed the artery.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12You should be clean, but I'll do a quick test at the lab to be sure.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18So much for vampires and breathers living in peace.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19More like resting in peace.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22It's working. Biting and slaying are down.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Vampires have hunted breathers for thousands of years.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- They're not going to change overnight.- Whose side are you on?
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Whose blood is that?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18A slayer. She was bitten in a fight. She's negative.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Next time this could be you. You're risking too much.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Don't report it.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I'm chair of the Slayers' Guild, I have to report it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27You want this ceasefire to fail, don't you?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Don't make this about me, Jonno. I'm not the one biting innocent people.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Take those out, you look ridiculous.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42AB negative.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47- Just practising. The master will bite me any day now.- Oh, dream on.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52B positive with a splash of cranberry.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53HIGH-PITCH LAUGH
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Renfield, this is a blood bank, not a cafe. A Rhesus negative.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02There's nothing wrong in tickling their taste buds
0:07:02 > 0:07:04with a little sophistication.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09B positive with a cockroach frappe.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Where's Dad? He's supposed to be helping.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Working late with Miss McCauley.
0:07:15 > 0:07:21Work? He doesn't know the meaning of the word. Hey, off my counter. Off!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Did I give you permission
0:07:31 > 0:07:33to stare at the moon like a lovesick werewolf?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Go to the store room, we're out of AB positive.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41MOTORCYCLE APPROACHES
0:07:56 > 0:08:00I don't remember ordering pizza delivery.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Nice bike.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03WHOOSH
0:08:03 > 0:08:04RYAN LAUGHS
0:08:08 > 0:08:12They're serving the losers ready meals. Next they'll be
0:08:12 > 0:08:15pulling out our fangs saying we don't need them any more.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- WHOOSH - What's your problem?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Aside from your poser bike and the fake leather jim-jams?
0:08:21 > 0:08:22No, it's real leather.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26That explains the smell. I recommend a breathable fabric.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You want to come for a ride and get some blood the old school way?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Breaking the ceasefire?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34You're more stupid than you look - which is going some.
0:08:34 > 0:08:40It's never going to last. Vampires are hunters, not house cats.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43RATTLING
0:08:43 > 0:08:47You really are a bad-boy cliche. What's next? A dragon tattoo?
0:08:49 > 0:08:56Interesting. I haven't seen that symbol since I left the old country.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Do you know what it means?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02I read that vampires used to draw it to mark out their territory.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Quite the history buff, aren't we? Of course we each drew it differently,
0:09:06 > 0:09:10otherwise it would've rather...defeated the purpose.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19HISS Ah.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I put mine inside a triangle,
0:09:23 > 0:09:31which, if you think about it, is made up of three Vs.
0:09:34 > 0:09:41I was once young, arrogant, reckless. It's like looking in a mirror.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Thanks.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48So this is your territory, is it?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- No, I was just...- And do you know what the V stands for?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Vampire?
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Veni, vidi, voro.
0:10:07 > 0:10:14I came, I saw, I consumed.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19THE COUNT LAUGHS
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'm just messing with you. Go, go have fun. Not too much fun.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Remember there is a ceasefire.
0:10:27 > 0:10:33Sounds like we need a new motto. I came, I saw,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I coexisted.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41MOTORCYCLE REVS
0:10:44 > 0:10:48You're so easily impressed.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Do you trust Bertrand?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Why?- He tried to betray you.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Well, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Isn't it best to keep your friends close
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- and your enemies in a garlic pit? - Look.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Looks like fresh blood.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14- He's hunting breathers. - We need some bait to lure him out.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18What do you prefer, brunettes or redheads?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Dad?- Vladdy?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Well, I see I'm not the only one with a two-pronged attack.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Look, you didn't seriously think I was going to play along, did you?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I've been having breathers for breakfast for hundreds of years.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's too late to change the menu.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56You didn't even try. You're supposed to be setting a good example.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I am. It's you that's letting the side down
0:11:59 > 0:12:03with all this peaceful coexistence nonsense.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Look at me and Vlad, we prove it can work.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07THE COUNT LAUGHS
0:12:11 > 0:12:16You two are a joke. Your relationship has no future.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21What will you do when you're 100, hmm? Vlad will still be young
0:12:21 > 0:12:25and you'll barely have breath to blow out your birthday candles.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Bite her and be done with it. Then you can be together for ever.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Why don't you take your own advice and bite Miss McCauley?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I have no interest in her.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Our relationship is...strictly professional.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42You can lie to yourself if you want.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Just don't lie to me again.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47You're either with me or against me. What's it to be?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52The blood bags have all been slashed. Look like claw marks.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Could be a werewolf.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58It wasn't me.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Fangs can do that. Could be a vampire.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Still not me.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09You've got to ask yourself, who wants the blood bank to fail?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Oh, well done, Miss Scarlet.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- It was the Count in the cellar with the candlestick.- Oh!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Why would I waste a perfectly good drop?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Well, there's a clue to our culprit.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Malik, he's all talk and no fangs.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29I think you underestimate the boy. He's got potential...
0:13:31 > 0:13:34..to be a real troublemaker. No, we don't want that, do we? No.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36We need more blood before sunset,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39otherwise they'll be a feeding frenzy.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Don't look at me, I'm using all mine.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- OK, fine, hook me up.- Thanks.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53I'll see what Jonno can find at the Slayers' Guild.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Did you do them figures for me? - Yes, master.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Are you sure these numbers add up?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Are you sure these numbers add up?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Yeah.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Yeah.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, dear...
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- A dog ate the finance ledger? - Snatched it out of my hand.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Chewed it right up. Most unfortunate.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29And that's the best excuse you could come up with?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33I was going to say a half-vampire, half-werewolf messed up the numbers,
0:14:33 > 0:14:35but I thought better of it.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I'm trying to run a school, here. Your school.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40As a professional establishment.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43The students deserve better than this, and so do I.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45BELL RINGS
0:14:45 > 0:14:48But...
0:14:48 > 0:14:49It seems too obvious.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51What if it wasn't Malik,
0:14:51 > 0:14:54but somebody who wants to make it look like him?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56It's a simple tag, easy enough to copy.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58It could have been anyone.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01But, what if it was the person who reported
0:15:01 > 0:15:03the crime in the first place.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Bertrand?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- I need evidence. I'm going to search his room.- Be careful.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10I don't want you getting hurt.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15Not possible. A stake right here, and I'd live.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Cos you stole my heart.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Really, you're going with that one?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Don't pretend it's not working.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- What am I going to do with you? - I'll make a list.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Maybe your dad's right.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Maybe we shouldn't be together.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34You're not going to feel the same about me as you watch me get old.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Forget what he said, we should live for today,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39and not worry about tomorrow.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Doing the whole room, or just that spot?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19It was you, not Malik.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21What happened to innocent until proven guilty?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Exhibit A.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25I found it.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Why would I wreck the blood bank, I'm on your side.- Are you?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- You think I'd betray you?- It wouldn't be the first time, would it?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38That was different. I thought you'd chosen the wrong path.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Then why do you still have this?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46To remember never to judge a book by its cover.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53If you don't trust me, finish me now.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I think there's been enough blood spilt for one day.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Mmm...Miss McCauley...
0:17:14 > 0:17:17A strictly professional interest?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Go choke on a garlic bulb, there's a dear.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Interesting that we both think Vlad's plan is nonsense.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Yes, it's mildly intriguing.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35What are we going to do about it?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- We? - Vlad needs re-educating.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43I thought, perhaps, we could keep it in the family.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48With our history of mutual loathing,
0:17:48 > 0:17:52no-one would suspect us working together.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56If we can't help Vlad find his evil side, no-one can.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01Well, it they do say, blood is thicker than water.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11This won't be enough for tonight.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- We'll have to water it down to make it go further.- It's not a good idea.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19If the vampires find out, it'll end badly for all of us.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I don't want to be in the firing line, if it all kicks off.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Ryan, you can serve tonight.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Good luck.- You too, Renfield.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Can't you just get more?
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Slayer's have been donating 24/7 for the blood banks.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Maybe if you looked after it better, you wouldn't be in this situation?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41All right, I'm sorry. This is my problem.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44If this place runs dry tonight and they hit the streets,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46we've both got a problem.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08A negative.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12AB positive.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14O negative.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Prime suspect, returning to the scene of the crime. Clever move.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Unless he's innocent?- Leave this to me, I'll loosen his lips.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24No, I'll handle this.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31I saw the blood by your tag. You bit a breather.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33You got me. Guilty as charged.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35The streets are our home.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38It's where we live. It's where we hunt.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41It's not an easy thing you're asking us to do.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43But we're here to give it a try.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Stay away from breathers, and we don't have a problem.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'll...er...
0:19:59 > 0:20:02just go and get some more.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07O negative.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18What are you trying to pull? This is diluted.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Would you drink this rubbish? - No. No, I wouldn't.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Why don't you join us?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Lead the way.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Ryan? Get back to work. Right now.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44You're not the boss of me. Do your own dirty work.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I made you. I own you.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You're not leaving.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53I came here in good faith.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56You promised us blood, not this watered down filth.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- We donated that blood. - Explains the bitter aftertaste.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00You should be grateful for what you're given.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- You should be grateful you're alive. - So should you.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14The council members are hearing
0:21:14 > 0:21:16reports of a blood shortage at Garside?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20A temporary supply problem, it's all sorted now.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22So the ceasefire isn't working?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Your venture is failing?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Vampires are using the blood banks and slayings are down.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29That's a good thing isn't it?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31They could be lulling us into a trap.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33They get us to hang up our weapons.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35We lower our guard, lose our edge.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36And then, bang!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39They wipe us out in a massive attack.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43You're being paranoid. The slayers want this to work as much as we do.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- The vampires want the fighting to stop.- Prove it.
0:21:47 > 0:21:53I want to see vampires and slayers in the same room getting on.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Doing what? Karaoke?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59You choose the event. We'll come and observe.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03You agreed what?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05A sporting event. Vampires V Slayers.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Sport? Vampires don't do sport.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Unless the next Olympics now includes synchronised blood sucking?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I just thought it would be a good way to get both sides
0:22:23 > 0:22:26into the same room, without wiping each other out.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29How about hide and seek? We've both been playing that for centuries.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33What? I'm trying to be helpful.
0:22:49 > 0:22:54May I introduce Mina Van Helsing, from the Slayers' Guild.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Ramanga. Vampire High Council.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01We meet at last.
0:23:03 > 0:23:09Well, I can see you two are going to get on like a coffin on fire.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Play nicely with the slayers
0:23:11 > 0:23:13and I've got ten litres of pure blood with your name on it.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- If we don't..?- I'll hand you to the Slayers' Guild myself.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Right, I want a good clean game. So hand over your weapons.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25We don't have any weapons.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Don't give me that innocent look - I know you're all carrying.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Yeah.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Thank you, thank you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39WHISTLE BLOWS
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Let's hope it's a draw. - Let's hope it's football.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Give me a V!- V!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Give me an A!- A!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Give me a break.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Give me a P!- P!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55CROWD CHEERS
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Why are there no women on the Vampire High Council?
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Much like a slayer, you always get straight to the point.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- How are you Ingrid?- I'm happy.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17But I'd be a lot happier with a seat on the council.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I have no doubt you'll find a way.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I only hope it's not my seat you're planning on taking.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Whatever gave you that idea?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32CROWD SHOUTS AND CHEERS
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Yes!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Yes!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48They're cheating!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51...Vampires score, you're not winning any more!
0:24:51 > 0:24:52WHISTLE BLOWS
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- No using your powers. - We didn't, we're just fast.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58It's not our fault you can't keep up, old man.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00We've got skills, we've got powers
0:25:00 > 0:25:02We can go like this for hours!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Put your foot in!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15CHEERING
0:25:16 > 0:25:19There's nothing in the rules of football that say
0:25:19 > 0:25:22you cannot turn into a bat.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29ERIN: What are you doing? Guys, guys, guys!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33YELLING AND GROWLING
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Great match, although I thought the goal celebrations
0:25:43 > 0:25:45a little excessive.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47This was a mistake.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51The match, or the ceasefire?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56We should stick to table football next time.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I don't think there's going to be a next time.
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