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0:00:19 > 0:00:24We have convened to elect Adze's replacement on the High Council,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27by due process laid out in section three, paragraph two

0:00:27 > 0:00:30of the covenant of the vampiric constitution.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33By the power invested in me as Chief High Councillor,

0:00:33 > 0:00:35I present Ingrid Dracula.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Do you, Ingrid Dracula, swear your allegiance to the High Council?

0:00:58 > 0:00:59I do.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Then I introduce your opponent.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05What opponent?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07George Lansley.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Good to see you again, Ustrel.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Likewise, George.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Do you, George Lansley, swear your allegiance to the High Council?

0:01:20 > 0:01:21I do.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28We will adjourn until all members have voted.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32There's one loser here,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34and it's not me.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Still pining? Never mind. I'm still here, Master.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh, I loves a game of chess, me.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Your move, Master.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'll go first.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58I think I'll go...here.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Father, Bertolini's file. There's nothing incriminating.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Bertolini must have a weakness.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Have you ever thought maybe he's as perfect as McCauley thinks he is?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Guess not.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Why don't you just dust him?

0:02:16 > 0:02:21Because...breathers have an unfathomable sentimentality

0:02:21 > 0:02:22for the dead.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25He will live on in Miss McCauley's heart and I...

0:02:26 > 0:02:27I'll never get a look in.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Not if he dies a fool.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Make it so that it's...some stupid accident of his own doing.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Sit, sit, sit.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Chess always helps me think.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47No, no, no! Winner stays on.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Oh, yeah?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Check mate.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Well, um, I'll leave you to it.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25After you.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30The vote is unanimous.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Ingrid Dracula...

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Yes!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43..we thank you for being a worthy opponent.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45The Council elects George Lansley.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46LAUGHTER

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Now, moving on to item two on our agenda...

0:03:50 > 0:03:51No hard feelings?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58HE HISSES

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, kidney balls?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Ah! These are for Master.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07But he hates kidney.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09I know.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Urgh!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Kidney!- My mistake, Master.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I deserve to be punished!

0:04:39 > 0:04:40RENFIELD SIGHS

0:04:40 > 0:04:42LAUGHTER

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Count!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45George Lansley!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I hear congratulations are in order.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Come, come, come, come!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54A WORTHY choice on the High Council's part.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58And a crate of the finest as promised for nominating me.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Ah. I always back a winner.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- RENFIELD:- Oi, that's my job!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03You nominated him against me?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Yes. Who knew politics could be such fun?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08THEY SNIGGER

0:05:08 > 0:05:09This isn't over.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Ignore her. All flap, no flight.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Guests first, weasel face.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28Ah, Vlad. Meet George Lansley, newest member of the High Council.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30You are aware that the High Council

0:05:30 > 0:05:33is still fully committed to peaceful coexistence?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I hope to be envoy between biter and breather.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38The slayers will be glad to hear that.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'll assure them you're on side.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41To peace!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44No taste. Do you want to get some proper stuff?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Didn't you hear? Peace still stands.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48No hunting.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Who's going to stop us?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51The slayers?

0:05:51 > 0:05:53He's only using you to get at me.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- It's not all about you. - He'll hurt you.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Don't forget I know that it was you who mind-wiped the slayers,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03so if anyone's going to get hurt, it'll be you.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04By me.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06And when you least expect it.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26That colour scheme the Count has - terrible taste in curtains.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28No, no, no, no, no! You're driving.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30We can pick another couple of

0:06:30 > 0:06:33waifs and strays from the arches before sun up.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Lovely.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Concentrate, idiot!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Go that way. That way!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25It's all right. We're not going to hurt you. Move the boxes.

0:07:25 > 0:07:30It's all right. My name's George. I run a shelter for the homeless.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Your hands are freezing!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36That's it. Nice and steady, mind the puddles.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Get you a nice cup of tea and a warm bath.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Now, are you sure it's completely unsafe?

0:08:02 > 0:08:07Well, it will be once I've sawn off a beam and drilled a few more holes.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Ah, yes. Bertolini really will be...

0:08:11 > 0:08:13..falling for McCauley.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15LAUGHS EVILLY

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Comfort food?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27What's wrong?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29The Count doesn't like me anymore.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31He never liked you.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32I may as well not exist.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Dad takes you for granted.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Why don't you leave for a few days?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49He'll soon realise how much he really values you.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00I was hoping for a caravan...by the beach.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02They were all out of those.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Are you sure this is going to work?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08A couple of days and Dad will be begging to have you back.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09But it's scary.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- I'll always know where you are. - But what if I get lonely?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Oh, Mr Nitty!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- And a bedtime story? - Don't push it.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28HE MOUTHS

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Miss McCauley?- Ah, Bertolini.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Talitha Knutsford - the report you wanted.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Oh, you finished it already?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I thought I'd stay behind and get it done...for you.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I really appreciate you staying late.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Well, two heads are better than, er...

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Not interrupting, am I?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Not at all. Just doing reports.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02I'm calling in the exterminators. The, er, bats have returned.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04You can't get rid of them.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Why ever not? They are flying vermin.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09A protected species. We must get this on record.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yes, yes.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Oh, and they were circling the south roof.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17After you.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19CRICKETS CHIRRUP

0:10:21 > 0:10:23OWL HOOTS

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Any sign?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Not yet.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Hello, hello.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02We can't have you lying down there in the cold.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03RENFIELD GRUNTS

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Don't I know you?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Well, I...- Don't tell me.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Weasel face. - Name's Renfield, actually.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Kicked you out, has he? - I left of my own accord.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19He's taken me for granted for far too long.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23It just so happens I'm looking for someone with your experience.

0:11:23 > 0:11:29- Really?- Yes. Decent staff are so very hard to find these days.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Interested, Mr Renfield?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Yes, Master.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35A helping hand.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42There we go, take a seat.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46And before you go, smell that.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48HE SNIFFS

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Oh, that's nice, innit? It's got...

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Lovely.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Quick as you can to the farm.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57ENGINE STARTS

0:12:28 > 0:12:30You carry weasel face, I've got a bad back.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Now hurry up, come on! And stop making decisions for yourself.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38If I'd wanted a decision maker, I'd have employed someone else.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43I've brought hot chocolate.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47YOU are one in a million.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Malik!- What's up?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Nothing! That's the problem.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Bertolini is down there, when he should be up there.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Your imbecilic plan has served only to thrust him further

0:13:09 > 0:13:12into the bosom of Miss McCauley's affections.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Fancy spreading your wings?

0:13:16 > 0:13:17We'll lure him out.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25OK, now hurry up, the High Council's expecting a delivery.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Ustrel needs it soon.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29GLASS SMASHES Oh, for the love of Buffy!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32There's no time for that now, we can't be late.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37And remember - breakages come out of your wages,

0:13:37 > 0:13:40so don't fill your overtime sheet in this month.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47ENGINE STARTS

0:14:27 > 0:14:29MACHINE BEEPS

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Committed to peace(?)

0:14:53 > 0:14:55I think not.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59There they are - two, A male and a female. Just look.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03A courting flight - it's beautiful.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Little brother's turning into big brother.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23What do you want?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Keeping an eye on biters is thirsty work.

0:15:26 > 0:15:281311 Chateau Matiyah.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Dad won't miss it.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33OK, you definitely want something.

0:15:35 > 0:15:40Lansley's not the ambassador for peace he'd like you to believe.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42I think you should see this. Come, Brother.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- What have they done to him? - It's a breather farm.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Lansley keeps them sedated so they keep producing blood?

0:15:53 > 0:15:54That's sick.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58- I'm taking this to the High Council. - Lansley and Ustrel go way back.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Lansley was elected because he was supplying him with this blood.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05It goes against every bone in my body to say this,

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- but perhaps we should tell the slayers.- No.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11If the slayers find out, they'll come after all of us.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Let them kill him... - There are no slayers.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I mind-wiped them all.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18HE SIGHS

0:16:22 > 0:16:27I'm impressed. Now biters are free to rule the world.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30A world not worth living in. A world plunged into darkness.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Don't be such a drama queen!

0:16:32 > 0:16:35We need the slayers. Biters have to be kept in check.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37This is what happens when we aren't.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39And that's a problem, why?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41There'll be bloodshed like never before.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43I'm salivating in anticipation.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46When the breathers have been drained,

0:16:46 > 0:16:47we'll turn on ourselves.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Peaceful coexistence isn't just about protecting breathers,

0:16:51 > 0:16:54it's about protecting us from ourselves.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Well, you can forget about peaceful coexistence with Lansley around.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02If the slayers can't stop him, you have to.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06He got all these from the arches?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Hang on, that can't be.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Vampire bats!

0:17:24 > 0:17:25SHE SNORES SOFTLY

0:17:35 > 0:17:38You went round that bend too quickly, idiot!

0:17:38 > 0:17:39HE GRUNTS

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Don't answer back. Stop here.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Come on, turn the torch on.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Go back to the van and get it!

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, for bats' sake!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56HE CHUCKLES

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Vladimir! Just doing some work with the homeless.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Don't like to brag about it.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08I've seen your breather farm.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10LANGLEY SCOFFS

0:18:10 > 0:18:11I'm taking you in.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15You'll stand trial for treason in front of the High Council.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19HE CACKLES

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Look at you now! Helpless!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29I'm going to have breather farms all over the world!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43INGRID CLAPS SLOWLY

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Bravo, Brother, bravo!

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Not now, Ingrid. I've just dusted a member of the High Council.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Goodness! So you have.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01You knew I'd have to do this if you told me about the breather farms.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Nobody can find out about this.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09We'll have to see about that. Knowledge is power.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13You won't have that power for long. I'll make sure of it.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Bring it on, Brother.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Going somewhere?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Bats.- Bats.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Come, come, come. Come.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Je vous en prie, mon ami.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Mais oui.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10That way, that way. Depeche-toi.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Through the window. Mind the parapet.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Can you see the second chimney?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Head for that!

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Oh, and be careful of the slate to the left of the chimney.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31SLATES CLATTER

0:20:31 > 0:20:33It's loose.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Woah! Arrrgh!

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Arrrgh!

0:20:48 > 0:20:49HE COUGHS

0:21:02 > 0:21:04What happened here?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Well, I did warn him the roof wasn't safe.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11What's going on? Mr Bertolini, are you OK?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14He's obviously...snuffed it.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16How can you be so callous?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25No, he's still with us. He's got a pulse.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Mr Bertolini, can you hear us?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30HE GROANS FAINTLY

0:21:30 > 0:21:31He's alive!

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Vladimir Dracula.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54George Lansley has been found dusted, assassinated by the slayers.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57This stake was found with his ashes.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- What?- So much for your peace treaty.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01HE HISSES

0:22:01 > 0:22:06This is a declaration of war. We will bring every last slayer...

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- ..to their knees.- We strike now.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10This could have been planted.

0:22:10 > 0:22:15Manufacturing evidence to start war for political means is nothing new.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17It's time to stand up and be counted.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19SHE HISSES

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I agree. The war cabinet must be convened.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Interested?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28What about the breather farm?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- What of it? - I'll tell the High Council about it.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32They wouldn't care.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36They will if they find out you're Lansley's silent partner.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39You have no proof of that.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41I'm sure I'll find some.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44You have no idea what I'm capable of.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Peace stands.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Like you said,

0:22:57 > 0:23:01there's no real proof it was the slayers who killed Lansley.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05Ustrel! Apologies, nobody told me we had a guest.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Drink? Renfield!

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Renfield!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Where is that putrid worm? - Allow me.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23HE SNIFFS

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Go on. It's free range.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30And delicious. So much better than what Lansley used to produce.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33They're better fed and exercised now.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35It makes all the difference.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37The breather farm is still going?

0:23:37 > 0:23:41What are you going to do? Report us to the slayers?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Oh! Master Vlad, take me home.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Everybody's being really nice to me. It's like a holiday from hell.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Don't worry, this place is closing down.- Right.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23COCKEREL CROWS

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Miss McCauley!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33How is he?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36He'll make a full recovery.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37No thanks to you.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Oh, well, that is, er, good news.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41One second.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46You were meant to fix that roof.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Rest assured he will be...severely punished.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- This is all your fault...- Yeah.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01- ..you useless, worm-faced...- Ah.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03..good for nothing imbecile.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07You mentioned a severe punishment?

0:25:07 > 0:25:08HE SIGHS

0:25:11 > 0:25:12That'll do for starters.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Keep up, weasel face.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21- HE SIGHS - What now?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I thought you'd like to be the first to congratulate me

0:25:24 > 0:25:27on being elected to the High Council. Now we're equal.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30We both have power. It's not the same thing.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32It's how you use it that counts.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34How right you are.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Be warned, Ingrid - power corrupts.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39I've misused mine and look what's happened.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40I've lost Erin and Bertrand.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43I won't make the same mistakes you have.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44I was born to be a leader.

0:25:44 > 0:25:49Nobody's born to be a leader. You learn the hard way.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Well, while you're righting your wrongs,

0:25:52 > 0:25:54I will be declaring war on the slayers.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Haven't you listened to a word I've just said?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59What can go wrong?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03It can only be a triumphant victory,

0:26:03 > 0:26:06thanks to you mind-wiping them.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Renfield!

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Send this express. To Jonno.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Very good, Master Vlad.

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