Kiss of Death

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0:00:18 > 0:00:19ORGAN PLAYS

0:00:41 > 0:00:43HE GRUNTS AND GASPS

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Poison... Poison...

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Feels good, doesn't it?

0:00:52 > 0:00:58Allow me to be the first to bow before the new Count Dracula.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Keep a lookout. The shape-shifter could be anyone.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Do you think she'll come back? - No, she's after me. Get his legs.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10HE GRUNTS

0:01:10 > 0:01:13If I go on there I'm never coming out. Put me down.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Down.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19How long have I got?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21It's a slow-acting poison.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24You've got about six hours, tops.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27First you get muscle paralysis, then your hands go black,

0:01:27 > 0:01:30then you start hallucinating as the poison kicks in,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32and the pain is excruciating as you burn up from the inside

0:01:32 > 0:01:34before exploding into a massive fireball.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Forget I said that.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- He's dead, then?- The poison will keep him alive long enough

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- to see his loved ones wiped out. - Shame, really.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I was starting to like having a brother and sister.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Don't get sentimental.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51While Vlad lives, he's a threat to your bloodline.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Fair enough. I suppose it's two less birthday cards to write anyway.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Hissssss!

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Make that three.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Uh-uh!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06She's on our side now.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Hissssss!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13She still loves him. It's written all over her fangs.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16You're not the only one who can change.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21If you want to prove that you love my son,

0:02:21 > 0:02:22kiss Vlad.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Let father and son share the same fate.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27He'll know it's a trap.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Not if you dump me first.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34Careful. The poison's strong. Apply it at the last possible moment.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36And don't lick your lips.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Hissssss!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Killed! With a kiss.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43HE LAUGHS

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- What a pathetic way to die.- Shh!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Someone's coming.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52FOOTSTEPS

0:02:56 > 0:02:57KNOCKING

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Who... Who is it?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Ingrid. Dad, are you OK? Can I come in?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Since when did Ingrid ever ask if you were OK?

0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Shape-shifter! - Run! It's your only chance!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10What are you doing in there?

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Enter.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22You idiot. You should have known the real McCauley would never kiss you.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25You're a disgusting, pale, skinny antique.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yep, that's Ingrid.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Your track record of picking girlfriends is appalling.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34What can I say? Love is blind.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Which reminds me, after you hallucinate,

0:03:37 > 0:03:40but before you explode, you go blind.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Forget I said that.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Vladdy, I need to see Miss McCauley one last time.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Bring her to me.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- We need an antidote. - It's impossible!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52One antidote coming right up.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Bring Miss McCauley, the real one.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59Watch your backs. Be vigilant, Ingrid.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- HE MUTTERS - Come on, Dad.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Thank you, thank you. Thank...you!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05HE GROANS

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Here we go.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11No, no, no! No!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12It can't be!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Ivan?

0:04:25 > 0:04:26But you're dead!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29(ECHOING VOICE) You don't kill me that easily.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I will always be alive in here.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Watching you live the life that should have been mine.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- It was an accident! - You know the rules.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41You take my title, you take my wife.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Now it's my turn... to watch you die.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47HE CHUCKLES EVILLY

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Do you see him?!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Do you see my brother?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Dad...- What?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57There's no-one there.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58BELL RINGS

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Ah, Cody. Off you go, Sally, this doesn't concern you.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06If you're going to graffiti "McCauley is a moron" in the loos,

0:05:06 > 0:05:09best not to post a photo online saying, "Look what I just done."

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- It's "did", not "done". - Yes, miss.- Detention for a week.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Yes, miss.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16SHE SNIFFS

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Do you smell garlic?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19No.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Dad's not well. He wants to see you. - Nothing serious, I hope.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25It's better if he tells you himself.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27No running, Eve.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- GIRL SCREAMS - Abby, let go of her hair this instant!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Girls!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Girls! This is totally unacceptable.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Relax, Ingrid.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I have no reason to harm you.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I only want to harm the people the Count loves.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Think what you could do with this power.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I'll teach you.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01When do we begin?

0:06:03 > 0:06:07After you've bitten that little blood blister of a teacher.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Hissssss...

0:06:12 > 0:06:16He's hallucinating. We don't have much time. Will this antidote work?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Yes, master.- Well, hurry up.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Yes, master.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27You should kiss your mother goodbye. She won't be around for much longer.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Get out now while you still can.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31And take Erin with you.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36- I thought she was with you. - I don't need your cast-offs.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Now I'm Count Dracula, I can take my pick.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Hisses!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58You and Malik going somewhere nice?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01I hear Paris is very romantic this time of the year.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05SHE CHUCKLES Don't push it. Still haven't packed these yet.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06- HE GASPS - For what it's worth,

0:07:06 > 0:07:10I thought you and Malik were perfect for each other.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13What happened? Did his mother not approve?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Do you know what I liked about Malik?

0:07:22 > 0:07:28When he saw something he wanted, he just took it.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Poison lipstick. You're Elizabeta.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40No, it's really me.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45You should have let me die when you had the chance.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49This will be my finest scientific discovery.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Yeah.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55Oh, yeah, they'll build a statue to me.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58They'll put my face on banknotes.

0:07:58 > 0:08:04Yeah! They'll rename the Nobel Peace Prize the Renfield Award!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06HE LAUGHS

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Will this work? You betcha!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12BOOM!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19It looked like Abby was trying to bite the other girl.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21It was barbaric, actually.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- I mean, that's not normal, is it? - Can't imagine who'd do such a thing.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Vlad, how's your dad? - Er, man flu, you know.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Protect McCauley. And be careful.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33No, Miss McCauley, the other door.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Master Vlad! I think I've cracked it.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39But I need your help. It's at a very delicate stage.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh, you're a genius.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45HE CHUCKLES

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Mr Count?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07You don't look very well.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Let me call a doctor.- I don't need your help and you're fired.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- What?- You're a useless headmistress.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17I am not!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Look at the Ofsted Report.- Right...

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Then I'm firing you for wearing too much blue.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26I want you off the premises in five minutes.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- I love this job.- Well, the job doesn't love you! Now get out!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40You really have a great way of talking to women.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43I'll go check on her.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Ingrid... Ingrid...

0:09:46 > 0:09:48What?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I have something for you.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53It's at that tricky stage of distillation

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- where four hands are better than two.- How much longer?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- How about- six- hands?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00That's not me! That's Elizabeta!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06She's behind you.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Yes, thank you. I worked that out. - Yes, master.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15From the slimy, hairy caterpillar

0:10:15 > 0:10:17to the beautiful butterfly.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Slimy?!- Finish the antidote. Go.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24SHE LAUGHS

0:10:25 > 0:10:29You are SO like your father.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Easily tricked.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37EERIE HIGH PITCHED SCREECHING

0:11:15 > 0:11:16SCREECHING STOPS

0:11:18 > 0:11:19JAW CLICKS

0:11:24 > 0:11:26HE GRUNTS

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Hm...

0:11:28 > 0:11:30CLATTERING

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I want you to have this.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47You were five when you drew that.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Said you couldn't wait to have your own coffin,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52just like me... Come, come.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Look.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00You drew your fangs bigger than mine.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01SHE CHUCKLES

0:12:01 > 0:12:06You always were more ambitious than Vlad.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10I thought you only kept Vlad's drawings.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12You said you threw all mine away.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I've never said this before...

0:12:16 > 0:12:19but I do love you, Ingrid.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21You don't mean that.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24It's just the poison pickling your brain.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25I mean it...

0:12:25 > 0:12:27with all...

0:12:27 > 0:12:29my dying heart.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32HE GROANS

0:12:32 > 0:12:35It's all right, it's all right.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38It's all right...

0:12:38 > 0:12:40THUNDERCLAP

0:12:41 > 0:12:44I thought it would be a fitting place for you to die.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47This is as close to the throne as you will ever get.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51My son will rule for a thousand years with you at his side,

0:12:51 > 0:12:54backing every decision.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00I'll be a better Vlad than you ever were.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Let me put you out of your misery.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Your loved ones won't miss you. They despise you.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Please don't bite me, Vlad.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14If you loved me, you'd let me die.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19You pathetic imbecile.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21The Slayers were defeated.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25The glorious Vampire Revolution was about to begin.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28You...betrayed us.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34You could have been magnificent.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36A true Dracula.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38A brother to be proud of.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45I thought you were our future.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49But you were my executioner.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56"And all our yesterdays lighted fools the way to their dusty death.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58"Out, out,

0:13:58 > 0:14:00"brief candle!"

0:14:00 > 0:14:03SHE SCREECHES

0:14:13 > 0:14:15SHE ROARS

0:14:20 > 0:14:23I thought you were smarter than that.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35FLAME ROARS

0:14:38 > 0:14:40SHE BELCHES

0:14:43 > 0:14:45You're a lot heavier than you look!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Stop, stop! I need to stop. - We can't She'll kill us.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Come on!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56BONES CLICK

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Let's go!

0:14:58 > 0:15:02HIDEOUS SCREECHING

0:15:29 > 0:15:32SCREECHING CONTINUES

0:15:36 > 0:15:37SILENCE

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Sorry it wasn't much of a rescue.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51SHE SCREECHES

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Find them!

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Aaaaagh!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17SIZZLING

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Master! Master! I've got the antidote!

0:16:21 > 0:16:22No, no...

0:16:22 > 0:16:24There's two of you!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26No, it's just me.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30HE CHUCKLES EVILLY

0:16:35 > 0:16:37The antidote!

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Aaagh!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40And if I love her,

0:16:40 > 0:16:42you should love her too.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Aaagh! No! Stop! They're fakes!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Master! Master!

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Master!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Don't move. I'll make some more antidote.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58I killed my brother.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01It was my duty...duty...to marry Elizabeta.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05I can see why you didn't. She's not exactly a barrel of laughs.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09I will not let my children

0:17:09 > 0:17:11pay for my mistakes.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Well, that was fun.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Quick.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35HIDEOUS SCREECHING

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Let's split up and spread out.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Hisssss...

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Mother, we've looked everywhere.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51They went out into the sunlight. They're probably toast.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Hisssss!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Nothing is that easy.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08We keep out of their way till sunset and then we're out of here.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- I'm not running away.- We stay here, it only ends one way.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14By snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16How does she do that...?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21You'll never hit her with anything. She shape-shifts too fast.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Everyone has a weak spot. Hers is Malik.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27She'd do anything for her precious little boy.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30It's time to get the worm on the hook.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31BELL RINGS

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- OVERLAPPING ECHOING VOICE: - Malik...

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Show yourselves!

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Malik...

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Malik...

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Malik! Malik!

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Malik! - It's time to call Mummy.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50I'm going to enjoy watching you two suffer!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Argentilium. You can't escape.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04HE GROANS

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Not yet... Please!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Please! Not yet.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Wondering if that's me?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23HE GRUNTS

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Well, he's- really- fallen for you this time!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Who are you?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39The last person you're going to see alive.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43MISS MCCAULEY SCREAMS

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Aaagh!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I wanted you to love me like you love this woman.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I wanted you so badly,

0:19:52 > 0:19:54I killed my own husband.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56But I... I thought...

0:19:56 > 0:19:58He died falling off a roof?

0:19:59 > 0:20:03No. I ended our marriage. Until death do us part?

0:20:03 > 0:20:08All this time you let me think I killed my own brother.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12But then, I find revenge really takes the edge off the pain.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13HE GRUNTS

0:20:21 > 0:20:23SHE SCREAMS

0:20:23 > 0:20:26(ECHOING) Mother! Mother! Help me! ..Help me...

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Malik.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Listen... Listen... Miss McCauley...

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Miss McCauley!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- You're vampires!- Yes, but...

0:20:42 > 0:20:47..I would never, ever, ever hurt you.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49I wouldn't...

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Let him go.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05WEIRD THRUMMING

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Pull him closer to the mirror!

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Feel the pull, Malik!

0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Let me give you a hand. - Help me, Mother!

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Grab me! Come on! Come on!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Come on!

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Pull him back!

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Not much further!- Get them off me!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Open the vortex!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Now!

0:21:57 > 0:21:58It's over.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02The Dracula throne is ours.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04It's your throne, Malik.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Why don't you sit on it?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10RESONANT SCREECHING

0:22:10 > 0:22:13EXPLOSION

0:22:23 > 0:22:26I control this side of the Blood Mirror.

0:22:26 > 0:22:31Your handcuffs are gone, and you can't shape-shift.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Hisssss....

0:22:35 > 0:22:37SHE SCREAMS Mother!

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- ELIZABETA, DISTORTED:- Let me out!

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Let me out!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55SHE SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Aaaaaaghhh...!

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Mother?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03If I see you again, I will dust you.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Brother or not.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Time to go.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39You fired me to protect me.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I told you to leave...

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I could never leave you.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I don't care that you're a vampire.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50I love you, Mr Count.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Make way!

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Antidote coming through! Master! Master!

0:23:58 > 0:24:02- I'm here! We need to get him up on the table. Master!- Right.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Gently!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Gently!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16HE COUGHS

0:24:28 > 0:24:31HE LAUGHS

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Aggghhh!

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Ohhh...!

0:24:41 > 0:24:44You idiot! You killed him!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Use your fangs to suck out the poison.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49But it will kill whoever does it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51No!

0:24:53 > 0:24:55HE GASPS

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Aaagh!

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Aaagh!

0:25:06 > 0:25:08HE CHOKES AND GASPS

0:25:16 > 0:25:17Ahhh!

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Master! You're alive!

0:25:22 > 0:25:25But I've got some bad news about Master Vlad.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Come on, Vlad, you're the Chosen One. You can beat this.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Push the poison from your system.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Come on, Vlad.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Vladdy, Vladdy, what have you done?!

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Look, I promise

0:25:39 > 0:25:42I will never disinherit you again.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Try harder, Vlad! - Vladdy!- Push the poison, Vlad.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52HE GASPS WITH EFFORT

0:26:07 > 0:26:09CLATTERING

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Priceless heirlooms, all gone.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30I wish you'd let me reverse the Mind Wipe on Miss McCauley.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32You two should be together.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35She can't handle life with a vampire.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38And anyway, I don't want to bite her.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42- I love her just the way she is. - Aren't you the perfect gentleman?

0:26:42 > 0:26:46By the way, how many more ex- girlfriends are coming to kill us?

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Who knows? One doesn't like to brag.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Well, Erin and Malik have been spotted in Paris.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Bit some tourists on the Eifel Tower.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Sounds painful! - Admit it, you miss her.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59I hope she chokes on a garlic snail.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02You need to get out and bite yourself someone new.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I'm not biting anyone.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08Not peaceful coexistence again. Vlad, it failed.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10We're vampires - we bite, we fight, we...

0:27:10 > 0:27:11burn in sunlight.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Boring!

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Then we try it again.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17And this time we do it right.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20It'll always end in blood.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23- It's our way of life. - Then it's time to evolve.

0:27:25 > 0:27:30(MR COUNT) Renfield, come on, Snotweasel! And where's my cape?

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