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0:00:21 > 0:00:24I've lost the scent. Which way?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30This way.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36Are you sure you want to do this? It could be dangerous.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Vampires down here don't play by the rules.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40They will when I'm finished with them.

0:01:19 > 0:01:24- How can they live like this? - They've got nowhere else to go.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Sometimes immortality just gives you more time to fail.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Nice of you to join us.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Hope you like what we've done with the place.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38You made a big mistake at the football match.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, tell me about it. I should have headed Ryan's cross

0:01:40 > 0:01:42instead of going for the volley. Sorry, man.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45You bit your way through half the slayer team.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Oh, that mistake?

0:01:46 > 0:01:51The Slayers' Guild have given us 48 hours to stop attacking breathers,

0:01:51 > 0:01:52otherwise the ceasefire is over.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Does this mean they don't want a rematch?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56OTHERS LAUGH

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I'm starting a new training course at Garside.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08We'll teach you the skills you need to rebuild your lives.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13We'll help you make the switch from biting breathers to using blood bags.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17You'll learn how to become part of society again, have jobs,

0:02:17 > 0:02:21nice homes, be trusted, respected, admired,

0:02:21 > 0:02:25not scratching a living down here with the rats.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I can revamp you.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Now who's with me?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30VLAD CLAPS

0:02:30 > 0:02:33STOPS CLAPPING Revamp you? Really?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I thought it was catchy.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Obviously not everyone agrees.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Sorry, Vlad.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43We tried to play ball, but it's just not our game.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Bloodsports, that's more our thing.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Times have changed. There's new way to live.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Yeah, and an old way to die.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- That went well. - Yeah, I thought so too.- Mmm.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Trouble?- I'm going to help Vlad bring in the street fangs.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Stand down. - You what?- They're out of control.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18In 48 hours, the ceasefire will be over and we'll be at war again.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- You want him to fail.- No.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24But I do think it's fitting that the deadline expires on Halloween night.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- He'll meet the deadline. - We can hope for the best.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31But we must prepare for the worst. I need you to do a weapons check.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- I'm going to help my friend and you can't stop me.- Yes, I can.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Can we please dust them all and go home now?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Violence won't get us anywhere.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Seems to be working quite well for them.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01ALL GASP

0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's revamp, or rest in peace.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11A wise choice.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18THEY SNARL

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Forgive me for saying this, but...

0:04:24 > 0:04:26The Chosen One has lost his way.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33We need to nudge him back on course.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36What's the saying? Oh, oh.

0:04:38 > 0:04:44Old age and trickery will always overcome youth and ambition.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Ah.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47What did you have in mind?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51If Vlad doesn't beat the deadline,

0:04:51 > 0:04:56the slayers will break off the ceasefire and life returns to normal.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Vampires and slayers... at each other's throats.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03And this time we'll wipe out the Guild once and for all.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Nothing will stand in our way. We will own the night.

0:05:07 > 0:05:13All we have to do is ensure that Vlad's little revamp project

0:05:13 > 0:05:15fails spectacularly.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18BOTH LAUGH

0:05:18 > 0:05:23- Of course, it would be better if we didn't get our own hands dirty.- Ah.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Never do a job yourself

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- when you've got a daughter who can do it for you.- Ah.- Ah!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25DOOR OPENS

0:06:25 > 0:06:30- You wanted to see me?- We would like your opinion on something.- Why?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- You've never asked for it before. - We'd like a woman's perspective.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Someone who's intelligent.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Refined.- Selfish.- Unscrupulous.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41You're plotting something and you want me to do your dirty work.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- She's good.- The compliments were a bit of a giveaway.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- We would like you to sabotage Vlad's revamping unit.- What's in it for me?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52The ceasefire ends and you go back to doing what you do best -

0:06:52 > 0:06:54biting the neck that feeds.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Don't tempt me.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Now ask me what I want.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05You want to show some respect when talking to your father.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I would never let my daughter...

0:07:07 > 0:07:12What do you want, darling daughter, apple of my eye?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I told you.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I want a seat on the High Council.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21HE LAUGHS

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I thought you were joking. You're far too young.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27I'm sure I'd be a fast learner in the hands of a more...

0:07:27 > 0:07:29experienced council member.

0:07:31 > 0:07:37- I blame her mother.- Better warm up that seat. This won't take long.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01- You can't stop me this time.- Malik's gang bit another breather tonight.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03This experiment was a mistake.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Vampires will never change. - No, it's you that will never change.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Slaying vampires won't bring Dad back,

0:08:10 > 0:08:14but helping them might save someone else.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yeah, the electrics have gone.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Lights, sockets, everything.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Strange that it's only this classroom.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28- Yeah, that is a mystery and no mistake.- It could be a loose wire.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I'll have to close this classroom until it's fixed.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37Oh, no, that... That's a bit drastic, isn't it? I'm sure it's a bit of a...

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Aaagh!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Just kidding!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45HE LAUGHS

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Let's get to work.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04The first phase of the revamp is to get control of your bloodlust.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07You have to go cold fang.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09No blood for 24 hours.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14They're loaded with concentrated garlic juice.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Go ahead, punk, make my day.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20There's no way out of this room.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23We sprayed the windows with garlic juice.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26And the walls and the ceilings. Control your bloodlust.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30It's the only way you're getting out of here.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Renfield, you take the first shift.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Anyone comes through this door, you know what to do.- Yeah.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38I'll give them both barrels.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43Oh! Sorry. Itchy trigger finger.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Itchy all over, actually.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Aagh! Sorry.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Phase one of the revamp is underway.

0:09:55 > 0:10:00Excellent, Vladdy. Isn't that...excellent, Ramanga?

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Excellent.- And you were able to round up all the street fangs?

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Malik and his gang got away. - Oh, dear. That is regrettable.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Most regrettable.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Don't worry. We'll find him before the deadline.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20Well, if you need our help, just say the words. We are right behind you.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Go, Team Vladdy.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Halt! Who goes here?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25There, there. Who goes there.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Put 'em up.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35You're feeling hungry, very hungry.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38You have an irresistible urge to go to the kitchen

0:10:38 > 0:10:40and fix yourself a snack.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46I have an irresistible urge to go to the kitchen and fix myself a snack.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Er, what are you doing here?

0:11:15 > 0:11:20Oh, felt peckish, made myself a slug sandwich.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Anybody want one? No?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Who's guarding the revamp room? - Well, I...

0:11:30 > 0:11:33HE GULPS

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Oh. What are you two still doing in school?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46You should have gone home hours ago.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50I don't recognise you. Whose form are you in?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Miss McCauley!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57I just wanted to say...good night.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Vlad, do you know who these...?

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Night, Vlad.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28All present and correct.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Er, I'll take this shift.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46BELL RINGS

0:12:46 > 0:12:51Pathetic. He's missed the jugular by a country mile.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Oh, morning, Mr Count.- Ah, morning.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- I saw some odd-looking kids in the school last night.- Chess club?

0:12:58 > 0:13:02No, they weren't pupils. They looked... Well, homeless.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Oh, no, no, that's Vlad.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06He's rounded up some street urchins,

0:13:06 > 0:13:09trying to clean them up, teach them life skills.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10I'll tell him to get rid of them.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13How kind of Vlad to try and help those less fortunate than himself.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18Actually, it was my idea. Yes, I thought the whole thing up, not Vlad.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20But I...

0:13:20 > 0:13:23I don't like to talk about my...

0:13:23 > 0:13:24(charity work.)

0:13:24 > 0:13:29Oh, we need more people like you - selfless, caring, humane.

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Well, I only wish I could do more. Those poor souls.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37I'd like to meet them.

0:13:37 > 0:13:43Well, they're quite a shy bunch, but... Yes, I'll see what I can do.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46We've got 24 hours to bring Malik and Ryan in.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48They won't come without a fight.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Promise me you won't hurt my brother.- We're out of time.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53We have to stop them, whatever it takes.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- He's the only family I've got. - You're not his sister any more.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00You're a breather.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Let me talk to Ryan, see if I can get through to him.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12The time for talking is over.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- You're in charge while I'm gone. - Where are you going?

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Into the lion's den.

0:14:40 > 0:14:45Right. Miss McCauley has taken an interest in the revamp unit.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49It's probably best we don't destroy it just yet.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Why do we care what a breather thinks?

0:14:51 > 0:14:56- They're about to be put back on the menu.- It's complicated.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Besides, I've had a better idea.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02The quickest way to ensure the ceasefire ends

0:15:02 > 0:15:05is for Jonno get bitten...

0:15:06 > 0:15:08..turned into one of us.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Vlad loses his closest ally...- Mmm.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16..and the Guild lose their poster boy for peaceful coexistence.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Clever.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21- Who's going to bite him? Ingrid? - No, no, no.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32- Mmm. - BOTH LAUGH

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Ryan?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44It's me, Erin.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49SCUFFLING

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Stupid torch.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06I've got a stake and I'm... not afraid to use it.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Get a grip.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29SHE GASPS

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Sorry. Any sign of him?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- SHE GASPS - Sorry, sorry, sorry.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38They were here. They'll be back.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Let's hide and wait.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43You mean it's a STAKEOUT?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- I didn't want to say that. - Yes, you did.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49OK, maybe a little.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Welcome to phase two.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58The next part of your training is learning to control your cravings.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05That's it. Control your urge to bite him.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10I'm really not comfortable feeling with this.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Hold still, Renfield, you're doing great.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- I'm doing something. But it's certainly not great!- Now...

0:17:20 > 0:17:24I want you to imagine that Renfield is a giant bulb of garlic.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Round and white and stinking so bad he makes your nostrils burn.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Ooh, I'm way ahead of you there.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Don't see a breather.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35See a bulb of garlic.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38THEY HISS

0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's working.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42RENFIELD SIGHS

0:17:43 > 0:17:45You mean you didn't know it would?!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Well, it was 50/50.- 50/50?!

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Now, using this method, you can control your cravings

0:17:54 > 0:17:56and live alongside breathers.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Why don't you take a break? I'll take over.- Thanks, Ingrid.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- We're doing aversion therapy. - Should be easy enough with Renfield.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12I'm a garlic.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Can garlic talk?- Nope.- Then, don't.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20The first thing I want you to do is to banish

0:18:20 > 0:18:23any thought of biting Renfield from your mind.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27You must ignore the juicy jugular pulsing in his neck.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32You mustn't dwell on what his warm, fresh breather blood

0:18:32 > 0:18:35would taste like as you swill it around your mouth

0:18:35 > 0:18:39before swallowing it down, savouring every drop.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43- I...don't really see the point of... - Ah-ah! No speaking.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48And you most certainly shouldn't dwell on how vulnerable he is

0:18:48 > 0:18:54right now, sitting all alone in his chair, his neck exposed,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57and only a thin layer of skin between you

0:18:57 > 0:19:02and eight pints of refreshing, thirst-quenching blood.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Don't even think about it. - Oh, thank you, Master!

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Change of plan. Leave revamp alone.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I've found an agent provocateur to bite Jonno.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- But what about my seat on the High Council?- Better luck next time.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24THEY GROAN

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Looks like a slayer attack.- No sign of Malik. Maybe he got dusted.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Stay hidden. If Malik turns up it'll give us the element of surprise.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Ryan.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44- HE LAUGHS - You're so easy to fool.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- This is a decoy.- For what?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54- You OK?- It's just a scratch - thanks to you.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59You've bitten your last neck.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Either come to revamp or we fight to the death, right now.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- They mean it, Ryan.- Bring it on.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09You win.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I don't want to fight you.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Go ahead. Give us a revamp.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Killjoy.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- What are you doing? - I have my reasons.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I'll report back to the guild. We'll take it from here.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27- Nice to know you're on our side. - Couldn't let him bite Jonno.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29I'm saving him for a rainy day.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46You've made it. We're just inside the 48-hour window.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Let's just hope Jonno can persuade the Slayers' Guild

0:20:49 > 0:20:51to maintain the ceasefire.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's only skin deep, don't worry about it.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57You still need to be tested.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00You're making a fuss over nothing.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I feel fine! I think I would know if I was growing fangs.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07It can be a slow process with a shallow bite.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15No... That can't be right.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Malik must've nicked the artery.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19I'm turning into a vampire?!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36You saved the Sayer boy?!

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Are you out of your mind?

0:21:37 > 0:21:42How DARE you sabotage our plans, you two-faced little...

0:21:42 > 0:21:45snake! When I think of all the things I've done for you...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Name one.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51The...

0:21:51 > 0:21:53The point is, we had a deal.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Which you broke.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I won't be sidelined. I want that seat on the council.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Huh! I'm not lifting a fang to help you.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Well...

0:22:04 > 0:22:08there's still a few minutes until the deadline.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13A lot can happen in a few minutes.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Tick, tock.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Tick...

0:22:17 > 0:22:18tock.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21What...have you done?

0:22:21 > 0:22:26I told the revamp group they could go to the Halloween disco.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Miss McCauley and the kids are probably down there

0:22:28 > 0:22:33- getting turned into pin cushions as we speak.- Now, that's more like it!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Yes, yes. Well done, Ingrid.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38You don't mind?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40I thought you had a soft spot for McCauley.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44Why would I be interested in a breather? I find her...

0:22:44 > 0:22:47unblemished innocence highly irritating.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07You're not a vampire.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08But the test...

0:23:08 > 0:23:10It wasn't your blood.

0:23:13 > 0:23:19Your blood tested negative, so I switched it.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20For vampire blood.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I wanted to teach you a lesson.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Show you how close you'd come to disaster.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29You're sick.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Peaceful co-existence can never work.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36They're a plague on our lives and they need to be destroyed.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39You did teach me a lesson. What it feels like to be a vampire,

0:23:39 > 0:23:41caught in limbo between life and death.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42SHE SIGHS

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I felt...

0:23:44 > 0:23:45trapped.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Now I know how scared they are and how much they need our help.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53GROWLING

0:23:53 > 0:23:56SURF ROCK MUSIC PARTY CHATTER

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I'm too late.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23What do you think of my costume?

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Costume?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Well, I'm the bride of Dracula. Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

0:24:30 > 0:24:31HE GIGGLES

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh! You look...

0:24:35 > 0:24:37delectable.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40The outfit's a real heart-stopper.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Well, you didn't dress up.

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Greetings.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50I am Count Dracula.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Your husband.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55HE CACKLES

0:24:55 > 0:24:59Love the colour-changing contacts. Those fangs are amazing!

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Where'd you get them - eBay? - I made them myself.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13Feeling thirsty? Me too, I'm parched.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18GIRL SCREAMS

0:25:21 > 0:25:24False alarm.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27I would recommend the blood punch but there's a problem.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29There's no blood in it.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32So I'm afraid you're just going to have to bite a breather.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35That's what we're about to do any way.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- You seen him?- No. You?- No.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44AB negative, my favourite.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48I am so sorry about my friend here.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50He doesn't get out much. Do you, mate?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56We were only chatting! You told us to mingle.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57We're...mingling.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00You're not ready. We're only on phase two.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03If we were going to bite someone we'd have done it already.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Let's get back to the room and continue your training.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Breathers, breathers, everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19All right, Coleridge.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22If you want the job doing, do it yourself.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26New strategy!

0:26:29 > 0:26:33We want Vlad to decide to end peaceful co-existence himself.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37- He'll never do that. - Haven't heard the plan yet.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40We are going to insist Vlad gets betrothed.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42He's mad about Erin.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44That's not going to change things.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46He's not getting engaged to Erin.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48He's not?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51He's getting engaged to my daughter, Adze.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54He just doesn't know it yet.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56She can be very persuasive.

0:26:56 > 0:27:01She'll have him biting breathers before he can say, "I do."

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- I do!- Mmm!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05FINGERS SNAP

0:27:05 > 0:27:07HE HUMS A TUNE

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