0:00:22 > 0:00:24SHE SNARLS
0:00:27 > 0:00:28You weren't followed?
0:00:28 > 0:00:32It's not amateur hour. What's with all the cloak and stake stuff?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- I've news from the High Council. - They're going to accept me?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39If you can prove your vampiric qualities exceed those
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- of an average girl.- How?
0:00:41 > 0:00:44You'll be set three tasks to demonstrate your ruthlessness,
0:00:44 > 0:00:49deviousness and most importantly your willingness to inflict pain.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Sounds fun. What's first?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I want to know whether your brother and his half-fang sidekick
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- are plotting to stop the blood binding.- Of course they are.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Vlad's always been a sad romantic,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02he won't want to marry someone he's not in love with.
0:01:02 > 0:01:08- GROWLS: Love is irrelevant! Adze must be his bride.- Relax.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09I'll find out what he's up to.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It's not just a place at the High Council at stake.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16It's the future of all our kind.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:01:30 > 0:01:31SLURPING
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Hmm?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I could do with a hand here.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Do I look like I was born into the serving classes?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I don't think so. Scram!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57SHOUTING
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- ONLOOKERS:- Go on, go on!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Look, this "hugging a hoodie" experiment of yours is disaster.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- They've been helping myself to my cellar.- Actually, Dad, that was me.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- You?- The blood the Slayer's Guild provided has run out.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12We had to tap into your blood cellar for emergency supplies
0:02:12 > 0:02:15and just so we're clear, this isn't an experiment.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- SCRAP is here to stay.- "SCRAP"?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21School For Coexistence, Respect And Peace.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You call this respect?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- SCRATCHING - Ow!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Finish it!- Can't hack it, can you?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- ONLOOKERS:- Malik, Malik, Malik!
0:02:32 > 0:02:33- ONLOOKERS:- Yes!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Master? Master, help me.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39You were supposed to rationing the blood to one glass each,
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- not splashing it about.- I did, but they wouldn't listen to me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45The sooner he starts production of the soya blood,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- the less we have to take from you. - So get to it
0:02:47 > 0:02:49before they drain me dry.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- McCauley's been looking for you. - Ah, then she need look...
0:02:55 > 0:02:58KISS ..no further.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03There had better be enough decent vintage for the blood binding.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I don't do second-best.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12WHISPER: You are making slow progress,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15ingratiating yourself with the Draculas.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18The Count just sees me as another one of the Revamp kids
0:03:18 > 0:03:21and Vlad's so tight with Erin I don't even get a look-in.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Erin. Erin. Erin.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I got a call from the police this morning.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I assure you, that break-in at the museum was nothing to do with me.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35I've no knowledge of the whereabouts of the ancient Pygmy skulls.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- That's not why they called. - Then forget everything I just said.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Crime in the area has dropped 20%
0:03:40 > 0:03:42since you opened your evening classes.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Really?- These young people are taking the chance we're giving them.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Well done, Mr Count.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Your compassion is paying off. - One does what one can
0:03:54 > 0:03:56for those less fortunate than oneself.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Why don't we keep that momentum going
0:03:58 > 0:04:01by rewarding them with a place on the Student Senate?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Empowering young people is always a good idea.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Yeah.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08SHE SNEEZES
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Thank you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Um, you'll let me know who you think best for the Student Senate?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Of course, of course.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27SHE BLOWS HER NOSE NOISILY
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Thank you.
0:04:29 > 0:04:35- Keep it. A gift.- Thank you.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41What about getting rid of Adze?
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Then we're left with no option - we make her disappear.- Kill her.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49We kidnap her.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Lock her up and forge a note saying that she's run away
0:04:52 > 0:04:55because she can't face going through with the blood binding.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Ingrid.- No flies on you, brother. - What do you want?
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Only what you want. - Which is?- Rid of Adze.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE LAUGHS MOCKINGLY
0:05:06 > 0:05:12- It's OK, I'm onside. - Side Ingrid?- You've got me all wrong.
0:05:12 > 0:05:18- So come on, what's the plan?- There is no plan.- Then let's think of one.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm sure if we put our heads together, we can outsmart her.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25You really want to help? OK. Well, the truants need rounding up.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I'd love to, but I have to prep for my next lesson.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34It's not fair that those who actually
0:05:34 > 0:05:36want to learn suffer now, is it?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42VLAD CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:05:48 > 0:05:50We'll work it out.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52You want me to spy on my own sister?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55If I'm going to take my rightful place on the High Council,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I need to find out how they're planning to get Vlad
0:05:58 > 0:05:59out of the blood binding.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Why me? - Because they don't trust my motives.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'm hardly Erin's favourite person.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Tell her you're sorry, play the family card.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Breathers are hopelessly sentimental,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16she'll want to believe you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- What's in it for me? - A share in the power.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I won't forget who helped get me onto the High Council.
0:06:35 > 0:06:41- You're not serious? No breathers? - It's the guest list, not the menu.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Vlad's right. Now that we all live in peace,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47we should respect each other's traditions.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Fine. But the invites go out tomorrow.- We haven't set a date yet.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- The Feast of Azazelo. - But that's only two weeks away.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Is that a problem? - You wanted to see us?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Oh, yes.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I've decided to put one of the ferals forward
0:07:04 > 0:07:05for the School Student Senate.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07RAMANGA: Hmm?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Well, they'll never take peaceful coexistence seriously
0:07:09 > 0:07:11if we don't empower them.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14YOU don't take peaceful coexistence seriously.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17How sharper than a bat's fang it is to have a thankless child.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18You find a candidate
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- and we'll put them to the test. - Excellent idea.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24They can undertake the Trial of Gwyn Ap Noir.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25THEY SOUND IMPRESSED
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Three nights in the Caves of Carthusia
0:07:27 > 0:07:29where they'll face their biggest fear
0:07:29 > 0:07:32and from where only one can return.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Or alternatively, we can do a quiz.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Ramanga, as representative of the High Council,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40perhaps you could set the questions.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Let battle commence.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Garlic gas.- Check. - UV stun grenades.- Check.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Blood trap.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Ready?- Yeah.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Caught this lot bunking school. - Thanks. Saved us a job.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- They've promised they won't be any more trouble.- Good.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Right, you lot, with me. Come on. - Come on, guys.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25- How are you doing? - I'm all right. You?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30I'm sorry, I've been a bit out of order recently.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Understatement of the year.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35And I'm sorry I never thanked you for standing up to Ramanga.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- I heard about Vlad and Adze getting married.- Hot gossip, is it?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Are you really going to let it happen?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Don't have much of a choice, do I?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Maybe they're not planning anything. - Of course they are.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01They just won't tell you unless they really think you've changed.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Which I haven't.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07How do you fancy a place on the School Senate?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Whoopie-doo(!)
0:09:09 > 0:09:11It's your chance to lead for once
0:09:11 > 0:09:14unless you enjoy being Malik's lapdog.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- I'm nobody's lapdog. - So prove it. Be your own biter.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Aah...
0:09:27 > 0:09:28HE SLURPS AND SWILLS
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- I'm getting, I'm getting...aristocracy.- Oh, yeah.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39A suggestion of Moldovian, but yes...a subtle aftertaste of Bavaria.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44- And number two.- Thank you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51Ah, now, this is full-bodied.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53HE COUGHS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Strong!- Oh.
0:09:55 > 0:10:01- A vigorous vintage, plenty of iron. - So, which one's the soya blood?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- That one.- How did you guess?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Imbecile.
0:10:17 > 0:10:23Though the taste is remarkably authentic, you have saved my cellar.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26RENFIELD LAUGHS Honestly, Renfield, I could...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Ooh, bitey-bitey-bitey? - ..not do that.- Oh.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Hi, Adze. Do you fancy grabbing a bite to eat later?
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- I don't do gooseberry. - Not with Erin, just you and me.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45You were right about her being needy. I just need some space.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Needy? You want some space? You've got it.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59So how about it, dinner?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02No-can-do, I'm getting my fangs polished tonight.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13- Erin.- Did it work?- She's getting her fangs polished tonight.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15We can snatch her then.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Ow, did you have to make it quite so convincing?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Vlad? I'm putting Ryan forward for the Student Senate.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25I thought the idea was to find an envoy for PEACEFUL coexistence.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28And I thought you believed in giving the disenfranchised a second chance?
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Or is that merely sales-speak of ineffectual do-gooders?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I'll find out who Bertrand has lined up for your opponent.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Extra tuition in my room in five. We're going to win this thing.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53I want to be a proper brother again.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07I'm going to stop Adze marrying Vlad.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Wait.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15LAUGHTER/BATS SQUEAKING
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Settle down, please.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24COMMOTION SETTLES
0:12:29 > 0:12:34OK, today we are learning about Ludlow Erant.
0:12:34 > 0:12:40He led the Great Crusade of the Night Eaters into Crisano.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43On his return, the conquering hero was elected to the High Council.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Didn't he kill, like, 3,000 slayers? - At least.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49The streams of the Crisanian Mountains
0:12:49 > 0:12:51run red with slayers' blood.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55But they got their revenge when a mole infiltrated the coronation
0:12:55 > 0:12:59and inserted garlic-tipped thorns into his crown.
0:12:59 > 0:13:05If it wasn't for warriors like Ludlow Erant saving us from the slayers,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07vampires would've been wiped from this earth.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Except now we're supposed to just mosh together?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Vampires, slayers, breathers?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14It doesn't mean we have to give up our identity.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17It's important to know who you are and where
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- you come from. - But if we're descended
0:13:19 > 0:13:21from warriors like him, isn't that who we are?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Times are different now.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51- I need your candidate for the Student Senate.- Malik.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Right, you do know this position holds a lot of responsibility?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58He's a natural born leader.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01If HE embraces peaceful coexistence, the others will fall into place.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06Well, I suppose the others do look up to him. Good thinking.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I've got a tank full of garlic just to knock Adze out.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32But we still need to work out
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- how to get her from the dentist to the warehouse.- Ah, Vladdy.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Renfield's got the first batch of soya blood ready.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I'll let the Slayer's Guild know we no longer need their supplies.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47You can inform them once my cellar has been replenished.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Right, how do I look? - Like you're seeing Miss McCauley.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Vlad? This is my candidate for the Senate, Clarissa Mountjoy.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- But you've already chosen Malik as your candidate.- Malik?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Why would I do that? He's been nothing but trouble.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- You told me to my face.- I did not.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Transylvania, we have a problem.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Miss McCauley's invited a photographer
0:15:17 > 0:15:20from the local paper to cover tonight's quiz.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Brilliant. How do we get out of this one?- I have every faith in you.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Look, there's no way Malik...
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Malik's your candidate. Work with it.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I've got a class.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Revise your Transylvanian lineage while I'm gone.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- WHISPERS:- We don't want to arouse suspicions.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Play dumb and make sure you lose the quiz.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Being on the Student Senate will get me in with the Draculas.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Ryan must win. I'll make sure he receives the questions.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Vlad draws his strength from Erin.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32We can get to her through her brother.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Yes. Ah-ha.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Yes.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35GROWLING
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Ryan wants to help.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43I've borrowed Malik's bike, if that's any use.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49What do you think?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53We could do with an extra pair of hands
0:17:53 > 0:17:55getting Adze to the warehouse.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58You're in.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'll knock her out at the dentist, you
0:18:00 > 0:18:03and Ryan pick her up after the Senate quiz.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- You forge the note.- Ryan?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Thanks.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10It's what families are for.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Now all we have two do is make sure Miss McCauley
0:18:15 > 0:18:18and the news reporter don't turn up to the Senate quiz.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Task complete.- Mmm.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30What's he doing here?
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- Tell him. - They're going to kidnap Adze.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35HE GROWLS
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Ah. Stock.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58The master, he loves his broccoli soup.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Smells delicious.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Really?- This is for the winner of the Senate quiz.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08It will need a clean before we present it.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Straight away, Miss.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Oh, I...
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Oh, yes, Professor Renfield, at your service.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Ow, ow!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39What was that?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Renfield, come on.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55It's the soy blood.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59How dare you?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Did you use Transylvanian pigweed?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Might have done.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07He'll be out for hours.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12COUNT SNORES
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Just checking.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20The reporter's arrived.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22What's happened?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Renfield's a genius.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30I am?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I am!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36After we've done a tour of the school, you can meet some of our
0:20:36 > 0:20:38new intake before we do the Senate quiz.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Everybody's really excited about having their picture in the paper.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43The students just finished
0:20:43 > 0:20:45creating their own smoothies in Food Technology.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- Care for a taste? - Thank you, Bertrand.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- It's very unusual.- What is it?
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Pomegranate, cranberry
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- and liquorice.- Liquorice?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- It's a bit of an acquired taste. - It's great for detoxing.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Very relaxing.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24See you in the morning.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Ryan.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38For luck.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I'm going to need it.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46You're giving it a go, that's the most important thing.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I'm really proud of you.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Wait, Erin!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I'm proud of you, too.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29This'll knock her out.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Jump up on the chair, Adze.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Let sharpen those fangs.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Adze's otherwise engaged.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46To you. If you think of trying to get out of the blood binding,
0:22:46 > 0:22:49you can kiss goodbye to that half-fang girlfriend of yours
0:22:49 > 0:22:51for good!
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Is it done?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Is that seat taken?
0:23:46 > 0:23:47No.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Budge along then.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Got to keep up appearances.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56We've been rumbled.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58GONG SOUNDS
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Welcome to the Vampire Senate Challenge.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Now, the rules are simple.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13The vampire with the most points when the bell's toll
0:24:13 > 0:24:15will be elected onto the Student Senate.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Shake.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Hmm. Now, back to your corners and come out fighting.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Fingers on buzzers.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Your starter question,
0:24:34 > 0:24:38"In what year is the battle of Hunyadi Var?"
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- BUZZER SOUNDS - 1142.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44APPLAUSE Correct.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Three bonus questions to Ryan on the date of Vampiric battles.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51First, Tuthrall.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52205.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55APPLAUSE Correct.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Visanchylvat.- 1568.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Oh!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Correct. APPLAUSE
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Dyspirea.- 733.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Mmm. APPLAUSE
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Oh.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- BUZZER SOUNDS - Sarah Michelle Geller.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- BUZZER SOUNDS - Haemoglobin.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- BUZZER SOUNDS - Marcus of Elsworthy.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- BUZZER SOUNDS - School For Coexistence And Respect.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40I'm going to have your guts for an Alice band.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42The pig weed made it taste fruity.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44"How many..." GONG SOUNDS
0:25:44 > 0:25:45I've started so I'll finish.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49"How many brothers does count Dracula have?"
0:25:49 > 0:25:51MURMURING
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Somebody's been tampering with these questions.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- BUZZER SOUNDS - Two.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Correct.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Hang on. That's not right.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15He's right, "two brothers"?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18"Ivan and Arta"?!
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Who's Arta?
0:26:19 > 0:26:24- Winner! Winner! Get up! Up! Up! - APPLAUSE
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Crown him!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:28 > 0:26:32By the power invested in me by the High Council,
0:26:32 > 0:26:36I now crown you member of the School Senate.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Bravo.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:47 > 0:26:49AARGH!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Ryan?!
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Garlic tipped thorns.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09It's murder.
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