Fight or Flight

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0:00:38 > 0:00:411,800,000,324...

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- one... - BANG

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Chain, chain, chain, chain, chain...

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Pigweed, pigweed, pigweed...

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Ah!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Gwlad wn vee ree...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43..tray von clom...

0:01:45 > 0:01:48mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Aghh!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Take that, slayer!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54HE CACKLES

0:02:03 > 0:02:05A trip to the batwalks of the Old Country, he says.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Yes and a very successful one too.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oh, just feel there.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13The pelt of the Carpathian sabre-toothed panther.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16You know, only three of these magnificent beasts exist.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Well, two now. Ho-hum.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21So Vlad gets something and I return empty-handed.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I should have known you being nice to me wouldn't last.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28You wouldn't be throwing me a welcome home dinner.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30True, true.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33But any time you would like a going away party, just say the word.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, thank goodness you're back, Master. There's a...

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Ooh, sabre-toothed panther.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42There's a what? What? What?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Oh, yeah. Right. Yes, there's an assassin slayer downstairs.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48But don't worry, I've overpowered him.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Bravo, Renfield.- Thank you.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Just get cooking before Vlad arrives.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56You don't believe me...

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Brilliant. The slayers have broken the ceasefire.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Just when life was getting boring.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10What is that?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13It's the Tibetan Chhatra. Oh, my...

0:03:13 > 0:03:15The ancients used it as a...

0:03:15 > 0:03:18symbol of protection.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20About time!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Now show me this, this...

0:03:22 > 0:03:24assassin.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Certainly. He's right here where I left him.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- You imbecile... Imbecile! - What are we going to do?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Right, pack our bags.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- What about Master Vlad? - We'll write him a note.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Some things don't change.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Look what the bat dragged in.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Nice to see you too, sis. - Out the way, out the way.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Come here.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Is that really you?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Please tell me you lost your luggage

0:04:02 > 0:04:04and you're not wearing that by choice.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Oh, it doesn't matter. Come here.

0:04:11 > 0:04:141,500,000,863...

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- What is he doing? - The five Tibetan incantations. Man!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, bravo.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Dinner is served.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29No weapons at the table.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ah! they're not stakes.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34These are Tibetan meditation statuettes.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38One black, one white, the yin and the yang, the darkness

0:04:38 > 0:04:40and the light.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I am so sorry. It's all fascinating.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Renfield, let's eat.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50If I may...

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Pig's bladder in a sea slug marinade,

0:04:54 > 0:04:57braised brain of chimp

0:04:57 > 0:04:59and the piece de resistance,

0:04:59 > 0:05:03poached llama tongue on a bed of chipmunk entrails.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Oh, yummy, yummy, rub my tummy.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I can't eat that. I'm vegetarian.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Since when?

0:05:10 > 0:05:11I'll rustle up something else.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Since the vampire monk Davos Ikeous taught me that all life is sacred.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19We spent a month at his retreat in the Himalayas.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20It's the most amazing place...

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Whoa, backtrack. Who's we?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Was there love in the mountain air?

0:05:25 > 0:05:30Talitha's just a really cool friend. Total free spirit.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33We had a connection.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Crudites.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Now, where was I? Oh, yeah...

0:05:38 > 0:05:40One million...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43What is it with this incessant counting?!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm playing hide and seek with Wolfie.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47He told me to count to two million.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52You haven't told him Mum took Wolfie back last week?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55And risk a repeat of when his goldfish died?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57He was useless for days.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Sentimental old fool.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01So, apart from Wolfie, has anything else

0:06:01 > 0:06:03exciting happened while I was away?

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Ustrel Bouderon has been deposed as the leader of the High Council.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Yes, quite the scandal.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Fiddling expenses to pay for a...

0:06:13 > 0:06:14personal torture chamber.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18He's been replaced by the Minister for Education, which means

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- there's an opening for me. - What do you know about education?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23I live in a school.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Which appears to have closed. Doesn't it seem empty now?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Au contraire, dear boy.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I've knocked through here, here and here for a games room.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Bat billiards, ten-stake bowling, table fang ball. Oh, come on!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Think of the fun we'll have, father and son.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Duelling through the night.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I only popped back to see how you were

0:06:44 > 0:06:46before I continue on my travels.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Continue?

0:06:49 > 0:06:54We agreed you could go away for two months to get over Erin.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Forget Erin. Malik's welcome to her.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58I was born to travel.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03You were born to be my heir.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05That was the old me.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09This me has seen the hanging gardens of Junorethya, climbed

0:07:09 > 0:07:13the mountains of Flamodishu and swum in the oceans of Ricolaysia.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16And I've strolled in the forest of whoop-dee-do.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19There's too much to see in the world. Make Ingrid your heir.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25What?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Never going to happen.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Miss Dracula...

0:07:41 > 0:07:44The council doesn't meet today.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47I was expecting a decision on the appointment

0:07:47 > 0:07:49of the Minister for Education.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Ah, yes...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53A decision has been reached.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Great.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00When do I start?

0:08:00 > 0:08:01You don't.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05When you said I was to be given new responsibilities, I thought...

0:08:05 > 0:08:08That's the problem with girls thinking.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11They can't.

0:08:11 > 0:08:17But I do have a position that will play to your natural strengths.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Come.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21You can start your rounds.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30May I introduce our new Minister for Education?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Or should that be Minister for Stealing People's Jobs?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36My apologies if you feel I have trodden on your toes,

0:08:36 > 0:08:39but I did get this position on merit.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Indeed he did.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Warnock is something of a computer whizz.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47He is bringing us into the 21st century.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52You must be Ingrid Dracula.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Our new Head of Catering.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Catering?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58She'll happily take your order.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04So...

0:09:04 > 0:09:07how did you manage to wheedle your way in here?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I've been telling them to go digital but they never listen.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I offered Morgan more than just my computer skills.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Meaning?

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Let's just say Morgan wouldn't be where he is today without me.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Morgan got his promotion because Ustrel was fiddling the books.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Unless...

0:09:26 > 0:09:29The keyboard is mightier than the stake, Ingrid.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Technology is power.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oh, erm...

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Mine's a rhesus negative.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44HUMMING

0:09:57 > 0:10:01You know, I was wrong to poo-poo this, this...

0:10:01 > 0:10:02what is it again?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Tibetan praying mantis yoga.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Yes. Yes and you know I feel...

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I feel like a new man. Vladdy, Vladdy.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16More practice needed.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Oh, perhaps you could be my teacher. forget the games room,

0:10:20 > 0:10:22we shall have a meditation retreat.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Nice try, Dad, but I'm not staying.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Then maybe...

0:10:31 > 0:10:34..THIS will change your mind.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Is that Carpathian panther?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Yes. Only the best for you, my boy.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'm a vegetarian, remember?

0:10:41 > 0:10:441,999,000,999

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Two million!

0:10:47 > 0:10:52- HE LAUGHS - Coming, Wolfie, ready or not!

0:11:04 > 0:11:07What are you doing with the master's best silver?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I need money and quick.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Well, I could lend you some.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12At a very decent rate of interest.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Or I could just give it to you.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19No, no, no. Not Piggy Petey, please?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20No, don't...

0:11:26 > 0:11:3043 pence, 2 buttons and WHAT is that?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34No idea...

0:11:35 > 0:11:38A bottle of the Baroness LaTali!

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Right away.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Oh, dear. Are things really that bad?

0:11:41 > 0:11:46All my attempts to keep Vlad from leaving have come to nothing.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47I may be able to help...

0:11:47 > 0:11:49In return for some cold hard cash.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51What could you possibly need money for?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53That's my business.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56You don't want Vlad to stay.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- What are you up to? - If you're going to be nosy, you can

0:11:59 > 0:12:01add my own private quarters to the asking price.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Very well.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Do...

0:12:07 > 0:12:09your...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11worst.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Right!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Rhesus negative.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22It's a day late. The service leaves a lot to be desired.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26I've been busy thinking through some policies.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- You?- I'm not just a pretty face.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31And I insist you take the credit.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Where is Ingrid?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42So this is it. Bye, Dad.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Save us the postcards.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Oh!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Look after yourself, eh?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55And remember, clean pants once a year.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01BAT SQUEAKS

0:13:10 > 0:13:12It's from the High Council.

0:13:14 > 0:13:19It says they're introducing a Batalauriat.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22To ensure the old ways are not lost between generations, vampires

0:13:22 > 0:13:25must pass a citizenship exam

0:13:25 > 0:13:27before the eve of their 18th birthday.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Nice one, Ingrid.- What?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31What? What? What? No! No! No!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Nice one for Ingrid.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37- She'll be over the moon her brother's here to stay.- I'm not.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40I'll take a couple of revision books with me and pop back for the exam.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Good luck fitting them in your backpack.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49What's going on?

0:13:49 > 0:13:52The High Council are introducing a Batalauriat,

0:13:52 > 0:13:55clipping poor, poor Vladdy's wings.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58That's not a problem. These won't take me long to speed-read.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- I'll just delay my trip by a night. - There's more on the back.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10This is your doing, isn't it?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13What influence do I have on the High Council?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15I'm just the tea lady.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17And before you ask, I had absolutely nothing to do...

0:14:17 > 0:14:19This is totally out of order!

0:14:24 > 0:14:26It says here...

0:14:26 > 0:14:30All those taking the Batalauriat are subject to a curfew.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Anyone caught leaving home during the hours of darkness will be...

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Aah... Will be sentenced to six months in a UV cage.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Ingrid! you...

0:14:39 > 0:14:41really are a chip off the old block.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Renfield.- Aren't you forgetting something?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47No, I...

0:14:47 > 0:14:49No, I don't think so...

0:14:49 > 0:14:51The Batalauriat hasn't passed into law yet.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55It still needs a unanimous vote from the High Council.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58If I vote against, it's adios, Vlad.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Right. Right. How much did we agree on?

0:15:02 > 0:15:0420, 30...?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06That should cover it. And my private quarters?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09You can have the attic in the east wing.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32HE SNEEZES

0:15:35 > 0:15:41Oh... Look, enough with this meditation! You have revision to do.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43As soon as this is over...

0:15:43 > 0:15:46We'll throw a party to celebrate your coming of age.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Don't bother. I'll be celebrating my independence

0:15:49 > 0:15:52with a one-way ticket out of here.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Will you, indeed.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01I designed this game myself. Vampire Rebellion.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Awesome, huh?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06No. It's totally unrealistic. Where are all the women?

0:16:06 > 0:16:10And who's ever heard of vampires turning invisible?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13That's if they even existed, which they don't, obviously.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Well, if you're not into gaming,

0:16:15 > 0:16:18why do you need such a high-spec computer?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Keeping up with the competition.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31The competition must be quaking in their boots.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36What are you looking for?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- The VHC. - What does that stand for?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Very Hot Chocolate?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46They're a folk band.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51Right... Well, I should be able to hack into this.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52It's his files I want.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55EVIL LAUGHTER

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Wow, this guy's got some serious security.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01We need to fill in the blanks of whatever this is.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03It's the family tree of some friends of ours.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06OK, I've got it. Gwyndlore was blood bound to Coravlax

0:17:06 > 0:17:09and their daughter was Lucrezia.

0:17:09 > 0:17:14Sneaky. He's used random algorithms to change the parameters each time.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17I don't know any of the Impundulus.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Well, we have one more chance before it locks us out

0:17:19 > 0:17:23and alerts this Warnock that we're trying to hack into his files.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26It's impossible, there are nine volumes of bloodlines.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Nobody could memorise every page.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Yes. These can.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38There is an in-built camera linked to a microprocessor.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40You just have to show me the books.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Out of the question.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Because I'm not a vampire?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49It's pretty obvious.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54VHC stands for Vampire High Council, not Very Hot Chocolate.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58You've just shown me a family tree of the Impundulus,

0:17:58 > 0:18:02who took their name from the legend of the Thekwane.

0:18:02 > 0:18:07What can I say? I am really into my biters.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09You really need to get out more.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Is that an offer?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Wolfie! Wolfie!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18You haven't seen Wolfie, Master...

0:18:20 > 0:18:22You don't look at all well, Master Vlad.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- I feel terrible. - Nothing obvious.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29You're going to have to open wide.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, no, you don't.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32But Master Vlad's not very well.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35A severe case of Skivalitis, no doubt.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36I'm not putting it on.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39My head is pounding, my nose is blocked and my...

0:18:41 > 0:18:44EXPLOSIVE SNEEZE

0:18:44 > 0:18:48You're probably allergic to that pungent pong.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51But they burned incense all the time at the retreat...

0:18:51 > 0:18:54He probably picked something up on his travels.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57There was that deadly outbreak of Transylvanian swamp fever last year.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Renfield, if it was swamp fever, he'd be covered with purple spots.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Yeah, but you don't know what other nasties there are out there.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08So find out. I've mapped everywhere I've been in my travelogue.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09It's in my backpack.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13I suppose some research can't do any harm. But no testing!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Well?

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I have some grave news, Master.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34What's wrong?

0:19:39 > 0:19:42We think you have Tibetan fangcephalitis.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44And it's highly contagious.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46So why aren't you wearing a protective suit?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48It only affects biters.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50My head's killing me. What's the cure?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52There isn't one.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54So I'm going to die?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57MUFFLED SPEECH

0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'm a blinding bore?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05What's the score?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07You want some more?

0:20:07 > 0:20:11- He says find a cure! - Find a cure. Find a cure.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Course, it's obvious when you think about it. But I can't.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Why not?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17The Master said no testing.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21That was before he knew it was fangcephalitis. Do you think he wants me to die?

0:20:21 > 0:20:24So do the test!

0:20:28 > 0:20:31All I have to do is look at each page.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35The glasses scan all the information and store it.

0:20:35 > 0:20:40So you can just sit back and decide where we're going on that date.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42A date?

0:20:42 > 0:20:46You, the nerdy gaming breather, me the sophisticated and deadly biter.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48They do say opposites attract.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50"They" being desperate breathers.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54Come on, it'll be fun. What do you say?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Kill me now?

0:20:57 > 0:21:01OK, OK! One date.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Brilliant.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07We could maybe check out one of those folk bands you love so much.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09You're not as funny as you think.

0:21:10 > 0:21:15Come on! Admit it, that wasn't bad.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Strange.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Doubly strange.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Atchoo!

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Atchoo!

0:22:03 > 0:22:04I've caught it! I'm going to die.

0:22:04 > 0:22:09Do not go gentle into that good night!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Oh, master. Woe is me! I've tested...

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I told you not to do any tests!

0:22:16 > 0:22:18I couldn't find a cure without...

0:22:18 > 0:22:19No more tests!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Perfect timing.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42All done.

0:22:54 > 0:22:59Oh, yes! We are into Warnock's files.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03Now, when are we going on that date?

0:23:03 > 0:23:07You didn't really think I'd let you go after what you've seen, did you?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10I suppose not.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Which is why I've sent a copy of everything

0:23:12 > 0:23:15to my own computer on a timed release.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19If I don't get back within the next hour,

0:23:19 > 0:23:22the name of every living vampire will be on the internet.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29I am loving those by the way.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Can't be.

0:23:40 > 0:23:45I thought I said no more testing.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Sorry, Master, but Vlad's DNA is...

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Is what?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Half of it is biter, like yours...

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Mine?

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I ran a test on one of your hairs.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Whatever you thought you saw, you didn't!

0:24:05 > 0:24:09You are mistaken.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Don't hypnotise me.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13I'm sorry I ran the tests but Vlad's life depends on them.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16And your life depends on forgetting what you saw!

0:24:16 > 0:24:21But you don't understand, the other half of Vlad's DNA is like mine.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22He's half breather!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Does Vlad know?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34No! And he never will!

0:24:34 > 0:24:37It's a burden I swore I would carry alone.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40I always say a problem shared is...

0:24:40 > 0:24:44A problem for you if you even think about telling anyone.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46HE SNEEZES

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Sorry, Master, it's this fangcephalitis.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53Renfield, you're a breather, you can't catch anything off...

0:24:53 > 0:24:57Oh, wait a minute, that's it!

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Brilliant! What is?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Vlad's half breather.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04He hasn't got a biter illness. He's got a cold.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08He's got a common breather cold!

0:25:08 > 0:25:11EXPLOSIVE SNEEZE

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Find a cure.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23So it was you who dished the dirt on Ustrel.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Game on!

0:25:26 > 0:25:30Right. How's the cure coming on?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Oh, yeah... About that...

0:25:32 > 0:25:36It does seem like an awfully big secret.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40And one you can take to the grave if blackmail's your game.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I thought you would say that,

0:25:42 > 0:25:45so that's why I wrote it all down and hid it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48You did what?!

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Insurance. But if you were to bite me as you always promised...

0:25:52 > 0:25:55You are a devious little...

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Very well.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02I promise to...

0:26:02 > 0:26:04bite you...

0:26:04 > 0:26:07in 13 leap years' time.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- 13 years? - 13 leap years!

0:26:12 > 0:26:1713 leap years! 1-0 to Renfield!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20What's he so happy about?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25The prospect of finding your brother a cure.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33What is that smell?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35That's tripe. Wolfie's favourite.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39Wolfie's gone. Magda took him away last week.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40My Wolfie?

0:26:42 > 0:26:44He left you these.

0:26:46 > 0:26:51I'll keep them close to my heart for ever.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Oh, Wolfie.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Here it is!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Get it away, get it away!

0:27:08 > 0:27:12Renfield... What have you done?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14It was only my old dad's recipe.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Honey, lemon, elderflower, menthol and a little hint of garlic.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Garlic?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Well, now we know Master Vlad's a...

0:27:23 > 0:27:25He must never know about that.

0:27:25 > 0:27:31And remember one thing, my son will always be more biter than breather.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34That's what I'm worried about.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37In the olden times, common colds used to kill breathers...

0:27:37 > 0:27:39What are you saying?

0:27:40 > 0:27:42If Master Vlad's half biter,

0:27:42 > 0:27:46he might not have a breather's natural immunity.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48It could be fatal.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53He doesn't look good, does he, Master?