0:00:15 > 0:00:17HEARTBEATS
0:00:22 > 0:00:24This is it, Vlad.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Let the countdown begin!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- ALL:- Five, four,
0:00:29 > 0:00:33three, two, one...
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Happy birthday!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37All hail The Chosen One!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Don't forget to make a wish.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I need blood!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54No!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I don't want to be The Chosen One.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I don't want to be a vampire.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02I want to be human!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05You're not human and you never will be.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07You go outside, you'll be dust.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Let me be a human!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16HE GASPS
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Rise and shine, sleepy dead.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20The day is almost done.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23The sun is being booed off the stage -
0:01:23 > 0:01:24"Boo! Get off!" -
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and the moon is waiting in the wings to sing you...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Happy birthday, Vlad.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32It doesn't feel like my birthday.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34It feels like I'm going to my own funeral.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I'd just put that down to waking up in a coffin.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Oh, come on! You should be excited - soon you'll acquire powers
0:01:40 > 0:01:43that the rest of us lesser immortals can only dream of.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45What if I don't want those powers?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well...although you're called The Chosen One, you don't,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51in fact, have a choice.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I don't want Sally and George coming to my party tonight.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55I mean, what if...
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I turn into some kind of bloodthirsty monster at midnight
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- and try to bite them? - Well, it's too late.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I've already sent one of those breather carriages to pick them up.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I can't believe you're going dressed like that.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18I just want to make sure that everybody keeps their distance.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'd rather be unpopular than undead.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Vlad won't let anybody harm us.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh, all right.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28But in an emergency, burst this.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I didn't know vampires were scared of loud bangs.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I filled it with garlic juice before I put the helium in.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37What's in the cake? A UV grenade?
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Sorry! Probably can't see through your...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Oh. Oh, your mirror's broken.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Yeah, I've been meaning to get that fixed.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50BANGING
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- What was that? - Just a bump in the road.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Relax - we'll be there soon.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Help! Help!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Ow! Ah!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Where's my face gone?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11BELL RINGS
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I smell burnt blood.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Oh!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Show me what abomination you're planning to serve my birthday boy.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22We've got finger food, haven't we?
0:03:22 > 0:03:28Ready-salted lips, mice bums, slapjacks, lollyclots...
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Oh, and my personal favourite - sugared slugs. Get a load of that!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37The slug doesn't taste as sweet as it used to.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ah! That's because you've swapped your sweet tooth
0:03:40 > 0:03:42for something a little...
0:03:42 > 0:03:43sharper.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46From now on, the one thing you'll want to bite most
0:03:46 > 0:03:49is warm, red and soon to be undead.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51We're not allowed to bite breathers, are we?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54One day that'll change. And you...
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- ..need to be ready, Renfield.- Ah.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Come on! Come on!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Pretend I'm a breather. "Hello, good morning."
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Attack me! Attack me!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Come on!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Ow!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I've created the world's worst vampire.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Perhaps you could give me a few tips.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Yes, yes, I could. Get used to being hungry.
0:04:24 > 0:04:30I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with...
0:04:30 > 0:04:31B.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Bats?- No.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35- Blood?- No.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Here we are, end of the line.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Big brother!- Oh!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Now, that's not fair - you can't even see Vlad from here.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I didn't realise I was driving the birthday boy's sister to the party.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49And his mum!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You don't look old enough to have an 18-year-old son.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57If you're looking for a big tip, you're going the right way about it.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58DRIVER CHUCKLES
0:05:04 > 0:05:06OK, what do you want?
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Well, can't a doting father spoil his favourite son on his birthday?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Really, this is too much.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'm welling up here!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17There may be tears, Vladimir. There may be tears.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I'm sorry. It's just, you've never got me a present this big before.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Well...you were never 18 before.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Da-da!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Ba-da!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35No, no. No, no. I...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I wouldn't do that just yet.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Not until you get your new powers.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42What is it? Some kind of plant?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ah! Inside this box
0:05:44 > 0:05:47is one of the seven wonders of the underworld.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49A clean pair of Renfield's pants?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55This is the Magister Maleficorum.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I thought that was just a legend.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Ah!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01An object of unimaginable power,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04containing pure evil,
0:06:04 > 0:06:06handed down the generations for safekeeping
0:06:06 > 0:06:08and now I'm-I'm-I'm...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10giving it to you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Most 18-year-olds get a car, Dad, not all the evil in the universe!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16No. Don't touch! Don't touch!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- You've broken it, haven't you? - No. No. No.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27It's a very valuable antique - just needs a little bit of, er,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29restoration - that's all.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You want me to fix it so no-one finds out what you've done.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34All you've got to do is pop the evil back inside,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37seal up the hole and Bob's your uncle. Good as new.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Happy birthday, Vlad.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Next time, just get me a book token.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I thought we were using Vlad's friends
0:06:46 > 0:06:48as a human shield in the attack.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- They're not Vlad's friends. - Hello?! They're at his party.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54On the drive over here, I discovered something.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- What?- That you are the worst spy in the world.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Those breathers are Vlad's mother and sister!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Vlad's mum is a breather?- Yes.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Vlad is Dimidius - half vampire, half breather.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12We'll get our revenge by shaming the whole of the Dracula family.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Let's go round them up and dust them.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17No. We do this right.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I'll inform the Vampire High Council,
0:07:19 > 0:07:23you gather the soldiers and guard the exits. No-one leaves.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27And try not to mess this up!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Surprised you're still here.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I thought you had places to go, people to bite.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I promised Vlad I'd be here for his big day.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Bet you did.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44So, are you here for the power or the presents?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- GEORGE:- Vlad...we're here.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48It's good to see you.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Sally, Sally, bring it in! Bring it in!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53There's a hug here with your name on it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Yeah, I'd rather not.- Hmm?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Just in case there's a neck here with your teeth on it.- Ooh!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Then how about a fangs-free high-five?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Hey, Count.- Hey.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit nervous.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- You know, after what happened last time.- It's all right, Mum.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Renfield's been here for years and he hasn't been bitten.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Actually, breaking news - I've joined the club.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Look! - HE CHUCKLES
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Although his membership is... very much under review.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32OK, so maybe he's not the best example...
0:08:32 > 0:08:35You'll be OK. Look, thank you for bringing the food.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Yes, it's nice to have some breathers in.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oh, you mean the cake.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Ignore Ingrid. She's a team player now...
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- apparently.- It's fine.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I've missed the last 17 birthdays - I'm not going to miss this one.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53No, no, no. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I'm highly trained and... armed to the teeth.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Lazak and Tag, it's me - Asan!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Wake up, you two.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You're going to be in big trouble
0:09:09 > 0:09:12if you don't get down from there right now!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14THEY CHUCKLE
0:09:17 > 0:09:18These are real bats, aren't they?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yes, Master.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Let's not mention this to my brother. OK?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Happy birthday, Vlad.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Wow!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35That's beautiful. Thanks, Tal.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38It's a Yin and Yang necklace.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43They're detachable, so when you meet someone special you give them half.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46That way, you can always be connected...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50..even when you're apart.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55I think someone's hoping for a 50% return on their investment.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58We're just friends - a concept you'd struggle to get your head around
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- because you haven't got any.- Ouch!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Here we are.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06It's nearly midnight, Vladdy. Wait, wait, wait.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10This is it, Vlad!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Let the countdown begin!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- ALL:- Five, four,
0:10:14 > 0:10:18three, two, one...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Happy birthday!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23All hail The Chosen One!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Don't forget to make a wish.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42KNOCK AT DOOR
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Dracula family, follow me -
0:10:44 > 0:10:47there'll be a queue at the front door waiting to worship Vlad.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Let the grovelling begin!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Sorry, duty calls.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Renfield, cut the cake. We won't be long.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Ah! The Leader of the Vampire High Council.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05This is, indeed, an honour.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08May I present my son, The Chosen One?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10A-ha-ha!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Vladimir Dracula...
0:11:13 > 0:11:18..I am arresting you on suspicion of being a half-breather.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20You do not have to say anything,
0:11:20 > 0:11:23but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned
0:11:23 > 0:11:26something you come to rely upon in court.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29This is an outrageous accusation.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Where is your evidence? Hmm? Hmm?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Upstairs, eating cake.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Good work, brother.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39You two just never give up, do you?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43You, too, are also under arrest, Count Dracula,
0:11:43 > 0:11:45for committing the crime.
0:11:45 > 0:11:51And Ingrid Dracula for being born of a criminal.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Oh, you chose the wrong day to take on this family.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Let me show you what I can do!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04What I can do!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yes, yes, yes, yes. You're really not helping.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11You said the transformation would take place at midnight!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Well, I'm sorry, Cinderella, I can't just...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19I can't just wave my magic wand and make it happen, can I?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21So much for the all-powerful Chosen One.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- I've seen more threatening boils on Renfield's nose.- Take them away!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29You know I can't let you do that.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Oh, yay, it's the hippie to the rescue(!)
0:12:32 > 0:12:34What are you going to do - hug them to death?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Is there something you'd like to share with the group, Vladimir?
0:12:45 > 0:12:46She's my bodyguard.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52You forget...
0:12:52 > 0:12:56I taught you all your best moves.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Get off me, Dad!- "Dad"?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01OK, you have really been holding out on us.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Collect the soldiers from the basement
0:13:03 > 0:13:06and guard the breathers until I return.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Don't let them out of your sight.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'm counting on you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19It's just a fishing exercise.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21If they could... Ooh!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28If they could prove Sally was your mother, we'd both be dust by now.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Deny everything.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Ah!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Why can't I...?- Don't worry - you'll get your powers back at dawn.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43How do you know that?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Er...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I think I read about it somewhere. Yes, yes, yes.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56It's all coming back to me now - half-breathers get their powers back
0:13:56 > 0:13:59when the sun rises on their 18th birthday.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01All we have to do is hold out till then.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05These walls will be no match for The Chosen One.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I just hope Sally and George make it through the night.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14We have to escape!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17They must've tied you up cos they think you're still a breather.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Can't you turn into a bat and go and get help?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22It's actually a lot harder than it looks.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Can't you turn into smoke? Every vampire can do that.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Oh, yeah. Rub it in, why don't you?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32You can do it, Renfield. You just have to keep trying.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I hate being a vampire!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I thought it's what you always wanted.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40I wanted to be like Master but... I'm rubbish.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I can't stop biting my lip.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44You'll get it eventually, Renfield.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Why don't you try focusing on something? Like that balloon.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53Just keep looking at it and thinking, "I am a bat."
0:14:53 > 0:14:55HE CLEARS THROAT
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I am a bat.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I am a bat.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05I am a bat.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11'When the guilty verdict comes in, we're biting the breathers.'
0:15:12 > 0:15:13I did it!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I hate to break it to you, Renfield, but...
0:15:16 > 0:15:17you're not a bat.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21My vampire hearing is working!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I heard them say... they're planning to bite us!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Which, actually, is not such good news, is it?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Wait. Which one of the balloons has the garlic juice in it?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35It could be any of them.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Then we're going to have to find a way to burst them all.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43You won't break them - they're pure Argentellium.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I sat on the subcommittee that agreed the spec.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Why didn't you tell me he was a half-breather?- Because he's not.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Even when you were a child, I knew when you were lying.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55How could you hurt me by deceiving me like this?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Oh! He's gone in early with the emotional blackmail.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03My dad tends to hold back and only use that in emergencies.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04I didn't mean to hurt you, Dad.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I was just doing my job - the one that you asked me to do.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10I didn't ask you to babysit a half-breather.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Once you knew his true identity, you should have turned him in.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Why are all fathers so dense?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Can't you see your little girl has a serious crush?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20We are just friends!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Really? You're sticking with that?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Make a full confession,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27confirming he's Dimidius.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'll take it to the council, get you a pardon.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34I'm still his bodyguard and it is my duty to protect him.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'd take a stake for him if I had to.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I don't know why they bother having daughters -
0:16:45 > 0:16:48we're always such a massive disappointment to them.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50It's like they want us to fail.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Mm, I hear you.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Breather food is so disgusting.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59How can anyone eat this filth?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02We should try it - research how disgusting it really is.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Eurgh!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11OK. Ready, steady...
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Now!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Get them!
0:17:16 > 0:17:17That's not it.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25George, run!
0:17:29 > 0:17:30I'll stop him!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Stay here and keep guard. I'll find her!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42George!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- George!- >
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Let me save you the public humiliation of a trial.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00Just sign this confession and all this can be over.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Let me think it over. At least give me until dawn.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Why? So you can make your choice to stay a vampire
0:18:06 > 0:18:08and get your Chosen One powers?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Planning a breakout, are we?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13What do you mean, "STAY a vampire"?
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Dimidius have two sides - vampire and breather -
0:18:18 > 0:18:21each fighting for dominance.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24But at dawn on your 18th birthday, you have a choice.
0:18:25 > 0:18:30In the three minutes it will take the sun to rise,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33you can decide your own destiny.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Stay in the shadows and your vampire side becomes dominant,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39your powers restored.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46Step into the sunlight and your vampire side is destroyed,
0:18:46 > 0:18:49leaving the breather side to dominate.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51You become human.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55No... No, that's not possible.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Vampire or human -
0:18:57 > 0:19:01what's it to be, Vladimir Dracula?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Confess and we'll let you decide.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Confess and you'll be sweeping me up before sunrise.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13It's your father we really want.
0:19:14 > 0:19:20Testify against him and you can flap out of here a free vamp.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24My family is worth more than my freedom.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32A trial it is, then.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's time.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Your trial is about to begin.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Not you.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Your case is being heard separately.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08I want to see Vlad.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11This trial is a formality. I doubt very much
0:20:11 > 0:20:15whether you'll see any of the Dracula family ever again.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17So much for "innocent until proven guilty".
0:20:18 > 0:20:21If I don't come back, will you tell Piers that I...
0:20:25 > 0:20:27..despise him?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38How could you not tell me I had a choice?!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Well, it must have slipped my mind. Are you sure I didn't mention it?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I think I'd remember if you said I could become human.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Still, it's hardly a choice, is it?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Who'd want to become a stinking breather?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51You knew... You knew it's what I've always wanted.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's not all it's cracked up to be.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Do you really want to grow old and wrinkly with a face like a walnut?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It's a life. One life.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01A beginning, a middle and an end.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04I'll take that over being forever stuck in limbo on the night shift.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08No more fangs, no more blood, no more hiding in the shadows.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11You say "potato", I say "pot-ah-to". Anyway...
0:21:11 > 0:21:12being immortal is fun
0:21:12 > 0:21:16and if it isn't, then you're just doing it wrong.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19If I get out of here before sunrise, I'm stepping into the light
0:21:19 > 0:21:21and going to live with Sally and George.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24It'll make a nice change living with people who don't lie the whole time.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26HE MUTTERS
0:21:26 > 0:21:30In life or death situations, a little white lie can be excused.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Now is definitely not the time to start telling the truth,
0:21:32 > 0:21:35the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52SHE SCREAMS
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Gotcha! - SHE YELLS
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- What is that?!- I don't know,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07and I don't want to stick around to find out.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09You're right - let's get out of here.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13There!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18As we drove into Garside,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21the breather clearly stated that she was his sister.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28And could you point out to the jury the vampire she was referring to?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30It was Vladimir Dracula.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36You can smell it on him. Dimidius!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Oh, this is preposterous!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Everyone knows there's a feud between our families
0:22:40 > 0:22:44since the...unfortunate dusting of his father.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Unfortunate? He was murdered by you!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It was self-defence after he dusted my son!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54When I say "son", Malik wasn't really my son...
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Let's stick to the relevant facts.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I admit I do want revenge.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02But it doesn't alter the truth.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Vlad is a half-breather. An abomination.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I am The Chosen One.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13That's what started this whole feud.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Why your sister wanted to marry me
0:23:15 > 0:23:18and why his father planned to kill me
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- after I'd bitten her on our wedding night!- Enough!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25There's a very simple way to settle this matter.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30If you are, indeed, pure-breed,
0:23:30 > 0:23:35all you need is to demonstrate to the jury now, before dawn...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38..that you have powers.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Throw a fireball.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45But he can't do that in here - his powers are far too strong.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48It'd be as if Prometheus himself had scorched the room.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Then levitate.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54I refuse to perform like a circus monkey.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I am The Chosen One. Release me!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00And us. Us.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Yes. And them.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07OK. If Sally isn't your breather mother,
0:24:07 > 0:24:10you won't mind if I go to Garside and bite her.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Pathetic!
0:24:17 > 0:24:18I rest my case.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Hurry up. He's coming round!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I hope these fangs are better on necks than they are on rope.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Do you think George managed to escape?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31He's still out looking for her - that's a good sign.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33GROANING
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Unlike...
0:24:36 > 0:24:38You're going to pay for this.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53We're going to have to make a run for it.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Why are you helping me now?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58You were tying me up ten minutes ago.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01You've always been a friend to me.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03It's time I did something for you.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Agh! Get the vampires - they're stronger!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I can't - they'll tell my brother.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- Please.- He's counting on me.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Please, Asan!
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Raise your hands,
0:25:26 > 0:25:30all those in favour of finding the defendants guilty.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I'm memorising all your faces.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37You especially.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39However...
0:25:39 > 0:25:42it is traditional in cases of Dimidius
0:25:42 > 0:25:45to offer a family member a pardon.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47You can't do that! They've been found guilty.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Show some respect.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51The Leader has made his decision.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54You're only doing this to ease your own conscience.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Keep your pardon - we don't want it.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58He's joking.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Of course we'll take the pardon.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Vlad, you're a free man.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06The Dracula throne is yours.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Just make sure my collection of slayer weapons goes to a good cause.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Like him.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17The pardon will be decided by a fight to the dust.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23The male members of the clan will fight first.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26You...
0:26:27 > 0:26:29..will fight the winner.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Why is it the girls never get to go first for anything -
0:26:31 > 0:26:33even a fight to the dust?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Maybe now isn't the best time to be campaigning for equal rights.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Take them to the fight chamber!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Lock your coffins. I'm coming for each and every one of you. Yes!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Only one of you can get out of here.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08But if you refuse to fight,
0:27:08 > 0:27:12both of you will be taking an early garlic bath.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16GUARDS CHUCKLE
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Let the fight to the dust begin!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44So...
0:27:44 > 0:27:46how are you enjoying your birthday so far?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Right, right.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Look at what you've done to me!
0:28:03 > 0:28:06What is it? What's happened?
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Where's George?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10What have you done with her?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Piers!
0:28:17 > 0:28:18Let's go!
0:28:20 > 0:28:23What plant? Asan, please, you have to save her!
0:28:23 > 0:28:26I must go - report this outbreak to your brother.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Stay with the prisoners.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33I'm a bat.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35I'm a bat.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37I am a bat!
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I did it!
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Hang on, where are my wings?
0:28:41 > 0:28:43HE SNIFFS
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Can anybody else smell smoke?
0:28:45 > 0:28:48How did you not spot he was a vampire?!
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Lucky I found those.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56OK. That could...
0:28:56 > 0:28:58That could do with some work.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00That thing is properly evil.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02If it keeps on growing, it could destroy this place.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06We have to get to the Vampire High Council and get Vlad out.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08I never thought I'd hear myself say that.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10It's too far - we'd never get there in time.
0:29:12 > 0:29:13Unless...
0:29:16 > 0:29:18We're doomed.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19Hmm?
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Oh! I'm not going to fight you, Dad.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30If you don't, we'll both be dust.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Now, come on!
0:29:32 > 0:29:33Hit me, boy!
0:29:33 > 0:29:36As tempting as the offer is, the answer is still no.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Oh, I should have known -
0:29:38 > 0:29:42you always were a weak, fangless excuse for a son.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47And then along came Malik and I thought,
0:29:47 > 0:29:51"Finally! A son worthy of the name Dracula."
0:29:52 > 0:29:56Why couldn't you be the cuckoo in the coffin instead of him?
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Oh, don't worry. I'm sure with your roving fangs,
0:29:58 > 0:30:02there are plenty more little Draculas flapping around out there.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05I envy them not having to know what a waste of space you are.
0:30:05 > 0:30:13I am a thousand times the vampire you'll ever be, Dimidius! Come on!
0:30:16 > 0:30:20From your description, it appears that you have located
0:30:20 > 0:30:22the Magister Maleficorum.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26You will, of course, know the legend, but,
0:30:26 > 0:30:31in truth, it is just a series of boxes, which are used
0:30:31 > 0:30:35to contain The Blood Seed.
0:30:36 > 0:30:40When this seed blossoms, it will produce the forbidden fruit.
0:30:40 > 0:30:45He who eats of the fruit will gain the knowledge of why we are undead
0:30:45 > 0:30:48and be given the power to rule over both worlds.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52Ours and the breathers.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55So which idiot gave it to Count Dracula to look after?
0:30:55 > 0:31:01It was under my protection until it was stolen 200 years ago.
0:31:01 > 0:31:05Stolen? Shouldn't he be held accountable?
0:31:07 > 0:31:12Go to Gylo and instruct him to switch the settings to "crush".
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Look, there's the prison block.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18I can't remember all those corridors!
0:31:18 > 0:31:25Don't worry, we'll be with you every step of the way.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Oh!
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Are you ready for your close-up?
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Renfield! We're running out of time!
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Do your bat thing and get flapping!
0:31:35 > 0:31:38One bat coming right up.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Flap, Renfield. Flap!
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Oh, yeah, I'll try that.
0:31:45 > 0:31:46Oh...oh...oh...
0:31:49 > 0:31:50OK, I'm...
0:31:50 > 0:31:51THUD
0:31:51 > 0:31:52- Oh.- Ow!
0:31:52 > 0:31:57Did you know that birds eat the weakest chick
0:31:57 > 0:31:59so only the strongest survive?
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Did you know worker bees kill their queen when she gets too old?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05CLATTERING
0:32:07 > 0:32:10Oh, come on! That's not very sporting, is it?
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Something tells me they don't want any survivors.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18So, I'm getting dusted because my dad had a baby with a breather
0:32:18 > 0:32:21and stole a seed. How is any of this my fault?
0:32:21 > 0:32:24At dawn you will be put into the sun chamber.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26You mean the room with a window?
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Don't go, it's not safe!
0:32:29 > 0:32:34The Magister Maleficorum was stolen on my watch, it's my duty.
0:32:36 > 0:32:41If I don't return, this is our family history.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44It's up to you to write the next chapter.
0:32:44 > 0:32:45Please, Dad!
0:32:45 > 0:32:52Everything you need to find your way is within these pages.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00You fool, he had the keys!
0:33:00 > 0:33:03You could have convinced him into letting us go!
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Now, if I get dusted it'll be your fault!
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Put that in your family history!
0:33:07 > 0:33:08Finished?
0:33:13 > 0:33:17This story has a very different ending.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18HISSING
0:33:20 > 0:33:23If you need me, I'll just be over here, eating my words.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26GASPING
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Are you OK, Renfield?
0:33:28 > 0:33:30I think I swallowed a bluebottle over Belgium.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32HE GASPS
0:33:32 > 0:33:35(Please don't tell me the prison block is through that door.)
0:33:35 > 0:33:37The prison block is through that door.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39- Oh..- Oh, grab that cloak.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Thanks, but I'm warm enough already.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44For a disguise!
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Yes. I knew that...
0:33:48 > 0:33:51- Oh, yes, everything is in order. - How long will we wait?
0:33:51 > 0:33:54A few minutes. I like to give them time to study the spikes.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58We could put Ingrid in the sun chamber now.
0:33:58 > 0:34:03Let her wait for daybreak there... really make her sweat.
0:34:03 > 0:34:04I'll get the key.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06THEY CHUCKLE
0:34:07 > 0:34:08Stop right there!
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Bring me a drink. O negative if you've got it.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:34:24 > 0:34:25Ha!
0:34:25 > 0:34:26HE GASPS
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Renfield to the rescue!
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Sh!
0:34:30 > 0:34:31We need to push in sync...
0:34:31 > 0:34:34Do you remember that nursery rhyme you used to sing to me as a child?
0:34:34 > 0:34:36What?
0:34:36 > 0:34:38# Ten blood bottles... #
0:34:38 > 0:34:39Yes, yes!
0:34:39 > 0:34:41- BOTH:- # ..sitting on the wall
0:34:41 > 0:34:44# Ten blood bottles sitting on the wall... #
0:34:44 > 0:34:47- Maybe we should up it to 20.- You're ever the optimist... All right.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49# 20 blood bottles... #
0:34:49 > 0:34:51They were locked in the chamber after the trial.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54These are the controls. This floods it with garlic juice.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57Look! The walls are set to "crush"!
0:34:57 > 0:35:00- How do we get them out?!- Give us a minute, we're working on it.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- We haven't got a minute. - Try pulling those levers!
0:35:03 > 0:35:05No, if we pull the wrong one we could be adding garlic
0:35:05 > 0:35:07or fire balls!
0:35:09 > 0:35:10It's that way.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Wait!
0:35:14 > 0:35:17We don't need him. I can already feel its power!
0:35:17 > 0:35:21Let me go in first, sir, secure the room.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24What? And miss this historic moment?
0:35:27 > 0:35:30Sanguis demetam!
0:35:31 > 0:35:33- Let me do the honours. - That wouldn't be protocol.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36I brought the charges, I should be the one that hangs her out to dry.
0:35:36 > 0:35:41Have you seen my cloak? Black with a red trim?
0:35:41 > 0:35:43I saw a servant wearing one like that.
0:35:43 > 0:35:44He went to get me a drink.
0:35:46 > 0:35:47And never came back.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59It's so beautiful!
0:35:59 > 0:36:04But there's no light in here. It must be feeding off the oxygen.
0:36:11 > 0:36:19He who eats of the forbidden fruit shall see the world anew
0:36:19 > 0:36:24and become master of all he surveys!
0:36:24 > 0:36:27No, sir, it's too soon.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31We need to cut it back, contain it, let this crop rot...
0:36:31 > 0:36:33I'll not wait a thousand years!
0:36:33 > 0:36:39Take your hands off me, soldier.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43You know, when it comes to power,
0:36:43 > 0:36:47some people just don't have the taste for it.
0:36:59 > 0:37:00HE CHUCKLES
0:37:05 > 0:37:06HE GASPS AND SPLUTTERS
0:37:08 > 0:37:10HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:37:10 > 0:37:13It wants us all.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Where are the breathers?
0:37:26 > 0:37:27- They escaped.- It was his fault!
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- HE SNARLS - And mine.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31We need to find them and get out of here fast.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35BELL TOLLS
0:37:35 > 0:37:39They've escaped, probably fled back to Garside.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Don't worry... No-one beats this bloodhound.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43HE ROARS
0:37:43 > 0:37:44That doesn't sound good.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46It won't be long before they find us.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49That pipe runs all the way to the chamber.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51And it's connected to that lever.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Renfield, try pulling the lever on the far left.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59# ..five blood bottles...
0:37:59 > 0:38:02# sitting on the wall... #
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Vlad! We're in the Control Room!
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- 'Can you hear me?'- There!
0:38:06 > 0:38:09That wheel goes to that spiky symbol - it's got to be the walls!
0:38:13 > 0:38:15CLANKING
0:38:16 > 0:38:20Now THIS we can tell my brother about.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22We've lost communication.
0:38:22 > 0:38:23What do we do now?!
0:38:23 > 0:38:26# ..two green bottles sitting on the wall... #
0:38:26 > 0:38:27THEY GROAN
0:38:27 > 0:38:29CLANKING, CREAKING
0:38:29 > 0:38:33I'm sorry you won't get to see the sunrise, Vladimir.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36What would you have chosen?
0:38:37 > 0:38:42Stay one of us or join the ranks of the great unbitten?
0:38:42 > 0:38:44I'd choose to be human in a heartbeat.
0:38:44 > 0:38:49I want to go back to all the amazing places I went with Talitha.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51See them in the daylight.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53But she couldn't go with you this time.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57And, yes, it's that obvious.
0:38:59 > 0:39:04I've got lots of reasons to become human but only one reason not to.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07Aargh!
0:39:07 > 0:39:09He's left it a bit late to make his move.
0:39:11 > 0:39:12Time's up!
0:39:15 > 0:39:17THUD, CREAKING
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Well, it works with the boiler!
0:39:20 > 0:39:21THUD
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Quick! Push!
0:39:24 > 0:39:26THEY GROAN
0:39:29 > 0:39:30THUD
0:39:33 > 0:39:34Ha ha ha!
0:39:36 > 0:39:39You stole The Magister Maleficorum?
0:39:39 > 0:39:41What?! But you said...
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Just a silly little prank that went wrong.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47Now, much as I've enjoyed our little soiree in this delightful chamber
0:39:47 > 0:39:50of horrors, might I suggest that now would be a great time to skedaddle?
0:39:50 > 0:39:53- Move. - I'll fill you in on the fly.
0:39:53 > 0:39:57Hey, keep your mouth open over Belgium!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01HE HISSES
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Get away from my family!
0:40:05 > 0:40:06THEY HISS
0:40:06 > 0:40:09HE STARTS TO HISS THEN FALLS SILENT
0:40:12 > 0:40:14I don't like these odds.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16HE HISSES
0:40:16 > 0:40:19You deal with them, we'll sort out The Blood Seed.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21I love it when they run.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Nothing like the thrill of the chase.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Let's find your father. - No. I can handle this.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Go outside and wait for the sunrise.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33He can't do that, he'll burn up!
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Turns out today is more special than I thought.
0:40:35 > 0:40:40If I step into the sunrise, I become human.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44Really? That's amazing!
0:40:47 > 0:40:51But it's your decision, Vlad. It is completely up to you.
0:40:51 > 0:40:52First we've got to stop that plant.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Renfield, I need you to build a new box.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58Stay with Renfield, his powers will protect you.
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Dad!
0:41:07 > 0:41:10- Where's Morgan? - It took him. Leave me!
0:41:10 > 0:41:11- Save yourselves! - Can't we stop it?!
0:41:11 > 0:41:15The Seed needs oxygen. If you can just contain it.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21I can't! I'm sorry.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Of course, you're only half-vampire!
0:41:29 > 0:41:33The carbon dioxide you're breathing out is affecting it!
0:41:35 > 0:41:37We have to hurry!
0:41:41 > 0:41:43This door won't hold for long.
0:41:43 > 0:41:44Why don't we use fire?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46It'll burn up all the oxygen in the room?
0:41:46 > 0:41:48I'll be back.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50BANGING ON DOOR
0:41:52 > 0:41:54They're all too small. It'll never fit.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57We could cut the fronds and trap it before they have a chance to regrow.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59It needs to be airtight.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02- What?- The container, it can't let in any air.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05So, what we now need is a vacuum chamber!
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Anyone got a spare one handy?
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Don't laugh but... could we use my cake box?
0:42:12 > 0:42:14The sun will be coming up soon.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17It's now or never if you want to be human.
0:42:17 > 0:42:18I don't know what to do.
0:42:18 > 0:42:24You've got lots of reasons to become human but only one reason not to.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29I was going to tell you how I felt but it was never the right time.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32I thought you said you two were just friends?
0:42:32 > 0:42:35If this is what you really want,
0:42:35 > 0:42:38go and live the life you've always dreamed of.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40I'm sorry, Tal.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50This has been fun, but where's your little friend?
0:42:50 > 0:42:53I'd like to give you both a proper send off.
0:42:53 > 0:42:54SHE SCREAMS
0:42:56 > 0:42:59- HE CHUCKLES - I knew these would come in handy.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02Got it!
0:43:03 > 0:43:04Party's over.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Please, let me go! I'll do anything!
0:43:09 > 0:43:11In that case, do me a favour and don't get dust everywhere
0:43:11 > 0:43:12when I stake you.
0:43:12 > 0:43:13SCREAMING
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Sally!
0:43:44 > 0:43:46It's working!
0:43:46 > 0:43:48Can you try not to sound so surprised?
0:43:48 > 0:43:51I'm not surprised - after all, it was I who trained you.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Seriously? You're taking the credit for this?
0:43:58 > 0:44:00You've still got your fangs?
0:44:00 > 0:44:01Sun tans are over-rated.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Nice work.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18It's gone to seed! Quick, Vlad, use your new powers!
0:44:18 > 0:44:22- The sun hasn't risen fully yet! I've still got nothing!- Then run!
0:44:24 > 0:44:28Well, isn't this a touching little scene?
0:44:28 > 0:44:31All the family back together again.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33The Blood Seed is coming!
0:44:33 > 0:44:36Release the prisoners, we must evacuate the building!
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Sir! The sentence of the court must be upheld.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40We don't have time!
0:44:40 > 0:44:41Finish them.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Say goodbye to your father.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45HE SNARLS
0:44:50 > 0:44:52HE PANTS
0:44:56 > 0:44:57Aargh!
0:44:57 > 0:44:59Vlad, what's wrong?!
0:45:02 > 0:45:03- DEEP VOICE:- Let my father go!
0:45:03 > 0:45:05Never!
0:45:16 > 0:45:18- Please don't hurt my brother! - You show mercy, Vladimir,
0:45:18 > 0:45:21and you will always be looking over your shoulder.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23- No Vlad, let him go. - Dust him!
0:45:25 > 0:45:28We dust one of yours, you dust one of ours.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Where does this cycle of revenge end?
0:45:30 > 0:45:34When there is nothing left of us but a pile of ash and a memory?
0:45:36 > 0:45:39You want to destroy me because I'm a half-breather,
0:45:39 > 0:45:43but what if that's the reason I was chosen?
0:45:43 > 0:45:46We've been using our powers against one another for so long
0:45:46 > 0:45:49we couldn't see the answer right in front of us -
0:45:49 > 0:45:51we need to support each other...
0:45:53 > 0:45:55..to unite...
0:45:58 > 0:45:59..and to become more human.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03It's the only way we'll defeat something that is more evil
0:46:03 > 0:46:08than all of us combined - The Blood Seed.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Sally and George, get behind me.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15Sally! Sally! We found the cake...
0:46:17 > 0:46:19We are going to need a bigger box.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Someone should sign a report over this.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Come back here or you're fired!
0:46:24 > 0:46:28Stand your ground. The Ramanga clan shows no fear.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30CACKLING LAUGHTER
0:46:33 > 0:46:41You should be afraid! You will never destroy The Blood Seed.
0:46:41 > 0:46:46It feeds on greed, on hatred -
0:46:46 > 0:46:48something that our world
0:46:48 > 0:46:52can offer up in abundance.
0:46:52 > 0:46:53Leave him to me, Dad.
0:46:53 > 0:46:54No. No.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59You come into MY home, arrest MY family,
0:46:59 > 0:47:03try to crush us to dust and now you have the nerve to threaten us again?
0:47:03 > 0:47:06I'm going to swallow you up...
0:47:09 > 0:47:11..and spit out the pip.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13HE CACKLES
0:47:17 > 0:47:19On second thoughts, I know how much
0:47:19 > 0:47:21you wanted to prove yourself...
0:47:21 > 0:47:22Get in there, Vlad. Get in there.
0:47:24 > 0:47:28You are strong, but it is too late.
0:47:29 > 0:47:34I am a million spores, each ready to grow.
0:47:37 > 0:47:38Even the chosen one can't destroy it!
0:47:38 > 0:47:40OK, that's not good.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Everybody get back!
0:47:52 > 0:47:54We have to stand together. It's the only way!
0:47:54 > 0:47:57- This won't bring back my father. - But it will save your brother.
0:47:57 > 0:47:58Form a circle!
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Hold on tight! It'll try to pick us off one by one!
0:48:03 > 0:48:07Break us apart. Renfield, put the container in the middle!
0:48:09 > 0:48:12If we combine our powers, we can pull it into the box!
0:48:12 > 0:48:14I'm not holding the hand of a breather!
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Don't read too much into this.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25It's not working!
0:48:26 > 0:48:28We can't do this if you still hate us.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31I'm sorry about your father.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33But we're the new generation, we can start again.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36CACKLING LAUGHTER
0:48:55 > 0:48:57Well done, Renfield. Well done!
0:49:08 > 0:49:12United we stand, divided we're dust.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18The feud is over.
0:49:20 > 0:49:24On behalf of the Vampire High Council, thank you.
0:49:29 > 0:49:33I hereby declare the Dracula family are officially pardoned
0:49:33 > 0:49:35of all past misdemeanours.
0:49:35 > 0:49:36Ha ha ha!
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Please, listen.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51As long as you know me you will never be safe.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53As the chosen one,
0:49:53 > 0:49:57there will always be vampires who'll try to use you to get to me.
0:49:57 > 0:50:05But if I wipe your memories, you and George, you'll never know I existed.
0:50:05 > 0:50:11I lost you for 18 years, I can't lose you forever.
0:50:11 > 0:50:13What if George gets bitten?
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Is that a risk you're willing to take?
0:50:15 > 0:50:20I won't remember anything about you?
0:50:20 > 0:50:25Take this. One half each.
0:50:25 > 0:50:31Wherever we are in the world, we will always be connected.
0:50:34 > 0:50:39Promise me, you will always remember who we are
0:50:39 > 0:50:45and that we love you, now and always.
0:50:51 > 0:50:52Are you ready?
0:51:12 > 0:51:16Vlad knew he wouldn't be able to do this, so, er...
0:51:19 > 0:51:23It's been a long time since we were standing this close.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26Sally, I...
0:51:28 > 0:51:35I've made a lot of mistakes in my time but you were never one of them.
0:51:37 > 0:51:42And I'm sorry I adopted our son and I didn't tell you.
0:51:44 > 0:51:48You were protecting him. Tell me you will never stop doing that.
0:51:51 > 0:51:57He's a man now. With his powers it'll be me
0:51:57 > 0:51:59that needs his protection.
0:52:00 > 0:52:05I'm going to miss you, you silly old fool.
0:52:16 > 0:52:17Not so much of the fool.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Why did we come here again?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Do you know, I have no idea.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37Oh, that's it - I must have sold them a sculpture.
0:52:38 > 0:52:39Is that a new necklace?
0:52:41 > 0:52:47That's odd, I don't remember buying that. It's beautiful, isn't it?
0:52:48 > 0:52:50I'm never going to take that off.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01I can't actually believe I've sold this dump.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03I can't believe you're going to Australia.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06I've been given a get-out-of-jail-free card
0:53:06 > 0:53:08and I intend to use it. Where better to start
0:53:08 > 0:53:12than dining on the descendants of our convict cousins?
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Put another bat on the barbie, cobber!
0:53:15 > 0:53:17That's Australian, that is.
0:53:17 > 0:53:20Please tell me you've packed that cake box.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22We're taking it to the Himalayas -
0:53:22 > 0:53:25there's not much oxygen at that altitude.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27You can come with us, if you like?
0:53:27 > 0:53:30No, thanks. Roq got me my place back on the High Council
0:53:30 > 0:53:32so I'm off to the Old Country.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34I can't wait to bite my first peasant!
0:53:34 > 0:53:39Or...you could stay here with me?
0:53:40 > 0:53:42You might want to redecorate first.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46It's all looking a little post-apocalyptic.
0:53:46 > 0:53:47You're the new owner?
0:53:47 > 0:53:49WE are.
0:53:49 > 0:53:53Made quite a bit of money off that incredibly authentic vampire game.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56- Thanks to you.- What?
0:53:58 > 0:53:59You own 50%.
0:54:01 > 0:54:04It's what I've always wanted, thank you. A throne of my own.
0:54:06 > 0:54:10Good luck. He's going to need it.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Well, we better make a move.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Look after yourself, Dad.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Don't I always?
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Vlad... Vlad, come here.
0:54:28 > 0:54:37You know I... I used to be... embarrassed to call you my son
0:54:37 > 0:54:41and now I'm ashamed I ever doubted you.
0:54:42 > 0:54:51Vladimir Dracula, you have made a very, very old vampire...
0:54:53 > 0:54:55..very, very proud.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Do you think we'll ever come back here?
0:55:12 > 0:55:16Immortality's a long time. Who knows what could happen?