The Darkest Hour Part 2

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0:00:18 > 0:00:21Look at what you've done to me!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25What is it? What's happened?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Where's George?

0:00:27 > 0:00:29What have you done with her?

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Piers!

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Let's go!

0:00:39 > 0:00:43What plant? Asan, please, you have to save her!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I must go - report this outbreak to your brother.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Stay with the prisoners.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm a bat.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I'm a bat.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57I am a bat!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59I did it!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hang on, where are my wings?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03HE SNIFFS

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Can anybody else smell smoke?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07How did you not spot he was a vampire?!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Lucky I found those.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16OK. That could...

0:01:16 > 0:01:18That could do with some work.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20That thing is properly evil.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22If it keeps on growing, it could destroy this place.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26We have to get to the Vampire High Council and get Vlad out.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27I never thought I'd hear myself say that.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30It's too far - we'd never get there in time.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Unless...

0:01:36 > 0:01:38We're doomed.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Hmm?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh! I'm not going to fight you, Dad.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50If you don't, we'll both be dust.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Now, come on!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Hit me, boy!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56As tempting as the offer is, the answer is still no.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, I should have known -

0:01:58 > 0:02:02you always were a weak, fangless excuse for a son.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07And then along came Malik and I thought,

0:02:07 > 0:02:11"Finally! A son worthy of the name Dracula."

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Why couldn't you be the cuckoo in the coffin instead of him?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Oh, don't worry. I'm sure with your roving fangs,

0:02:18 > 0:02:22there are plenty more little Draculas flapping around out there.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25I envy them not having to know what a waste of space you are.

0:02:25 > 0:02:33I am a thousand times the vampire you'll ever be, Dimidius! Come on!

0:02:36 > 0:02:40From your description, it appears that you have located

0:02:40 > 0:02:42the Magister Maleficorum.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46You will, of course, know the legend, but,

0:02:46 > 0:02:51in truth, it is just a series of boxes, which are used

0:02:51 > 0:02:55to contain The Blood Seed.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00When this seed blossoms, it will produce the forbidden fruit.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05He who eats of the fruit will gain the knowledge of why we are undead

0:03:05 > 0:03:08and be given the power to rule over both worlds.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Ours and the breathers.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15So which idiot gave it to Count Dracula to look after?

0:03:15 > 0:03:21It was under my protection until it was stolen 200 years ago.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Stolen? Shouldn't he be held accountable?

0:03:27 > 0:03:32Go to Gylo and instruct him to switch the settings to "crush".

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Look, there's the prison block.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I can't remember all those corridors!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Don't worry, we'll be with you...

0:03:43 > 0:03:45..every step of the way.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh!

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Are you ready for your close-up?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Renfield! We're running out of time!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Do your bat thing and get flapping!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58One bat coming right up.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Flap, Renfield. Flap!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Oh, yeah, I'll try that.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Oh...oh...oh...

0:04:09 > 0:04:10OK, I'm...

0:04:10 > 0:04:11THUD

0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Oh.- Ow!

0:04:12 > 0:04:17Did you know that birds eat the weakest chick

0:04:17 > 0:04:19so only the strongest survive?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Did you know worker bees kill their queen when she gets too old?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25CLATTERING

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Oh, come on! That's not very sporting, is it?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Something tells me they don't want any survivors.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38So, I'm getting dusted because my dad had a baby with a breather

0:04:38 > 0:04:41and stole a seed. How is any of this my fault?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44At dawn you will be put into the sun chamber.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46You mean the room with a window?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Don't go, it's not safe!

0:04:49 > 0:04:54The Magister Maleficorum was stolen on my watch, it's my duty.

0:04:55 > 0:05:01If I don't return, this is our family history.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04It's up to you to write the next chapter.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Please, Dad!

0:05:05 > 0:05:12Everything you need to find your way is within these pages.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20You fool, he had the keys!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22You could have convinced him into letting us go!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Now, if I get dusted it'll be your fault!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Put that in your family history!

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Finished?

0:05:33 > 0:05:37This story has a very different ending.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38HISSING

0:05:39 > 0:05:43If you need me, I'll just be over here, eating my words.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46GASPING

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Are you OK, Renfield?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50I think I swallowed a bluebottle over Belgium.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51HE GASPS

0:05:51 > 0:05:55(Please don't tell me the prison block is through that door.)

0:05:55 > 0:05:57The prison block is through that door.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Oh..- Oh, grab that cloak.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Thanks, but I'm warm enough already.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04For a disguise!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Yes. I knew that...

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Oh, yes, everything is in order. - How long will we wait?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14A few minutes. I like to give them time to study the spikes.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18We could put Ingrid in the sun chamber now.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23Let her wait for daybreak there... Really make her sweat.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24I'll get the key.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26THEY CHUCKLE

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Stop right there!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Bring me a drink. O negative if you've got it.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Ha!

0:06:45 > 0:06:46HE GASPS

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Renfield to the rescue!

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Sh!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51We need to push in sync...

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Do you remember that nursery rhyme you used to sing to me as a child?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56What?

0:06:56 > 0:06:57# Ten blood bottles... #

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Yes, yes!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- BOTH:- # ..sitting on the wall

0:07:01 > 0:07:03# Ten blood bottles sitting on the wall... #

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Maybe we should up it to 20.- You're ever the optimist... All right.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# 20 blood bottles... #

0:07:09 > 0:07:11They were locked in the chamber after the trial.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14These are the controls. This floods it with garlic juice.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Look! The walls are set to "crush"!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- How do we get them out?!- Give us a minute, we're working on it.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- We haven't got a minute. - Try pulling those levers!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25No, if we pull the wrong one we could be adding garlic

0:07:25 > 0:07:27or fire balls!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30It's that way.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Wait!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37We don't need him. I can already feel its power!

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Let me go in first, sir, secure the room.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44What? And miss this historic moment?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Sanguis demetam!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Let me do the honours. - That wouldn't be protocol.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I brought the charges, I should be the one that hangs her out to dry.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Have you seen my cloak? Black with a red trim?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I saw a servant wearing one like that.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04He went to get me a drink.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07And never came back.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19It's so beautiful!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23But there's no light in here. It must be feeding off the oxygen.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36He who eats of the forbidden fruit

0:08:36 > 0:08:39shall see the world anew

0:08:39 > 0:08:44and become master of all he surveys!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47No, sir, it's too soon.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50We need to cut it back, contain it, let this crop rot...

0:08:50 > 0:08:53I'll not wait a thousand years!

0:08:53 > 0:08:58Take your hands off me, soldier.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03You know, when it comes to power,

0:09:03 > 0:09:07some people just don't have the taste for it.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20HE CHUCKLES

0:09:24 > 0:09:26HE GASPS AND SPLUTTERS

0:09:27 > 0:09:29HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:09:29 > 0:09:33It wants us all.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Where are the breathers?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- They escaped.- It was his fault!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- HE SNARLS - And mine.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51We need to find them and get out of here fast.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55BELL TOLLS

0:09:55 > 0:09:58They've escaped, probably fled back to Garside.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Don't worry... No-one beats this bloodhound.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03HE ROARS

0:10:03 > 0:10:04That doesn't sound good.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06It won't be long before they find us.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09That pipe runs all the way to the chamber.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11And it's connected to that lever.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Renfield, try pulling the lever on the far left.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19# ..five blood bottles...

0:10:19 > 0:10:22# Sitting on the wall... #

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Vlad! We're in the Control Room!

0:10:24 > 0:10:25- 'Can you hear me?'- There!

0:10:25 > 0:10:29That wheel goes to that spiky symbol - it's got to be the walls!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35CLANKING

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Now THIS we can tell my brother about.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41We've lost communication.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43What do we do now?!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46# Two green bottles sitting on the wall... #

0:10:46 > 0:10:47THEY GROAN

0:10:47 > 0:10:49CLANKING, CREAKING

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I'm sorry you won't get to see the sunrise, Vladimir.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56What would you have chosen?

0:10:57 > 0:11:02Stay one of us or join the ranks of the great unbitten?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I'd choose to be human in a heartbeat.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08I want to go back to all the amazing places I went with Talitha.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11See them in the daylight.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13But she couldn't go with you this time.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17And, yes, it's that obvious.

0:11:19 > 0:11:24I've got lots of reasons to become human but only one reason not to.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Aargh!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29He's left it a bit late to make his move.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Time's up!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37THUD, CREAKING

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Well, it works with the boiler!

0:11:40 > 0:11:41THUD

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Quick! Push!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46THEY GROAN

0:11:49 > 0:11:50THUD

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58You stole The Magister Maleficorum?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00What?! But you said...

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Just a silly little prank that went wrong.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Now, much as I've enjoyed our little soiree in this delightful chamber

0:12:07 > 0:12:10of horrors, might I suggest that now would be a great time to skedaddle?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Move. - I'll fill you in on the fly.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Hey, keep your mouth open over Belgium!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21HE HISSES

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Get away from my family!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26THEY HISS

0:12:26 > 0:12:28HE STARTS TO HISS THEN FALLS SILENT

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I don't like these odds.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36HE HISSES

0:12:36 > 0:12:38You deal with them, we'll sort out The Blood Seed.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I love it when they run.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Nothing like the thrill of the chase.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Let's find your father. - No. I can handle this.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Go outside and wait for the sunrise.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53He can't do that, he'll burn up!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Turns out today is more special than I thought.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00If I step into the sunrise, I become human.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Really? That's amazing!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10But it's your decision, Vlad. It is completely up to you.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12First we've got to stop that plant.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Renfield, I need you to build a new box.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Stay with Renfield, his powers will protect you.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Dad!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Where's Morgan? - It took him. Leave me!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Save yourselves! - Can't we stop it?!

0:13:31 > 0:13:35The Seed needs oxygen. If you can just contain it.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I can't! I'm sorry.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Of course, you're only half-vampire!

0:13:49 > 0:13:52The carbon dioxide you're breathing out is affecting it!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57We have to hurry!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03This door won't hold for long.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Why don't we use fire?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06It'll burn up all the oxygen in the room?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'll be back.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10BANGING ON DOOR

0:14:12 > 0:14:14They're all too small. It'll never fit.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17We could cut the fronds and trap it before they have a chance to regrow.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19It needs to be airtight.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- What?- The container, it can't let in any air.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25So, what we now need is a vacuum chamber!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Anyone got a spare one handy?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Don't laugh but... could we use my cake box?

0:14:32 > 0:14:33The sun will be coming up soon.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36It's now or never if you want to be human.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I don't know what to do.

0:14:38 > 0:14:44You've got lots of reasons to become human but only one reason not to.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49I was going to tell you how I felt but it was never the right time.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52I thought you said you two were just friends?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55If this is what you really want,

0:14:55 > 0:14:57go and live the life you've always dreamed of.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59I'm sorry, Tal.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10This has been fun, but where's your little friend?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I'd like to give you both a proper send off.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14SHE SCREAMS

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- HE CHUCKLES - I knew these would come in handy.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Got it!

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Party's over.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Please, let me go! I'll do anything!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31In that case, do me a favour and don't get dust everywhere

0:15:31 > 0:15:32when I stake you.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33SCREAMING

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Sally!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's working!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Can you try not to sound so surprised?

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I'm not surprised - after all, it was I who trained you.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Seriously? You're taking the credit for this?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20You've still got your fangs?

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Sun tans are over-rated.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Nice work.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38It's gone to seed! Quick, Vlad, use your new powers!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- The sun hasn't risen fully yet! I've still got nothing!- Then run!

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Well, isn't this a touching little scene?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51All the family back together again.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53The Blood Seed is coming!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Release the prisoners, we must evacuate the building!

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Sir! The sentence of the court must be upheld.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59We don't have time!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Finish them.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Say goodbye to your father.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04HE SNARLS

0:17:10 > 0:17:12HE PANTS

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Aargh!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Vlad, what's wrong?!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- DEEP VOICE:- Let my father go!

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Never!

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Please don't hurt my brother! - You show mercy, Vladimir,

0:17:38 > 0:17:41and you will always be looking over your shoulder.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- No Vlad, let him go. - Dust him!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48We dust one of yours, you dust one of ours.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Where does this cycle of revenge end?

0:17:50 > 0:17:54When there is nothing left of us but a pile of ash and a memory?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59You want to destroy me because I'm a half-breather,

0:17:59 > 0:18:02but what if that's the reason I was chosen?

0:18:02 > 0:18:06We've been using our powers against one another for so long

0:18:06 > 0:18:09we couldn't see the answer right in front of us -

0:18:09 > 0:18:11we need to support each other...

0:18:12 > 0:18:14..to unite...

0:18:18 > 0:18:19..and to become more human.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23It's the only way we'll defeat something that is more evil

0:18:23 > 0:18:28than all of us combined - The Blood Seed.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Sally and George, get behind me.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Sally! Sally! We found the cake...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39We are going to need a bigger box.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Someone should sign a report over this.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Come back here or you're fired!

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Stand your ground. The Ramanga clan shows no fear.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51CACKLING LAUGHTER

0:18:53 > 0:19:01You should be afraid! You will never destroy The Blood Seed.

0:19:01 > 0:19:06It feeds on greed, on hatred -

0:19:06 > 0:19:08something that our world

0:19:08 > 0:19:12can offer up in abundance.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Leave him to me, Dad.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14No. No.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19You come into MY home, arrest MY family,

0:19:19 > 0:19:23try to crush us to dust and now you have the nerve to threaten us again?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I'm going to swallow you up...

0:19:29 > 0:19:30..and spit out the pip.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33HE CACKLES

0:19:37 > 0:19:39On second thoughts, I know how much

0:19:39 > 0:19:40you wanted to prove yourself...

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Get in there, Vlad. Get in there.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47You are strong, but it is too late.

0:19:49 > 0:19:54I am a million spores, each ready to grow.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Even the chosen one can't destroy it!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00OK, that's not good.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Everybody get back!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13We have to stand together. It's the only way!

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- This won't bring back my father. - But it will save your brother.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Form a circle!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Hold on tight! It'll try to pick us off one by one!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Break us apart. Renfield, put the container in the middle!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32If we combine our powers, we can pull it into the box!

0:20:32 > 0:20:34I'm not holding the hand of a breather!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Don't read too much into this.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44It's not working!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48We can't do this if you still hate us.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I'm sorry about your father.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53But we're the new generation, we can start again.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55CACKLING LAUGHTER

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Well done, Renfield. Well done!

0:21:28 > 0:21:32United we stand, divided we're dust.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37The feud is over.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43On behalf of the Vampire High Council -

0:21:43 > 0:21:45thank you.

0:21:48 > 0:21:53I hereby declare that the Dracula family are officially pardoned

0:21:53 > 0:21:55of all past misdemeanours.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Ha-ha-ha!

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Please, listen.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11As long as you know me you will never be safe.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12As the chosen one,

0:22:12 > 0:22:17there will always be vampires who'll try to use you to get to me.

0:22:17 > 0:22:25But if I wipe your memories, you and George, you'll never know I existed.

0:22:25 > 0:22:30I lost you for 18 years, I can't lose you for ever.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33What if George gets bitten?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Is that a risk you're willing to take?

0:22:35 > 0:22:39I won't remember anything about you?

0:22:39 > 0:22:45Take this. One half each.

0:22:45 > 0:22:50Wherever we are in the world, we will always be connected.

0:22:54 > 0:22:59Promise me, you will always remember who we are

0:22:59 > 0:23:04and that we love you, now and always.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Are you ready?

0:23:31 > 0:23:36Vlad knew he wouldn't be able to do this, so, er...

0:23:39 > 0:23:42It's been a long time since we were standing this close.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Sally, I...

0:23:48 > 0:23:51I've made a lot of mistakes in my time.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56You were never one of them.

0:23:56 > 0:24:02And I'm sorry I adopted our son and I didn't tell you.

0:24:03 > 0:24:08You were protecting him. Tell me you will never stop doing that.

0:24:11 > 0:24:16He's a man now. With his powers, it'll be me

0:24:16 > 0:24:19that needs his protection.

0:24:20 > 0:24:25I'm going to miss you, you silly old fool.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Not so much of the fool.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Why did we come here again?

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Do you know, I have no idea.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Oh, that's it - I must have sold them a sculpture.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Hey, is that a new necklace?

0:25:01 > 0:25:06That's odd, I don't remember buying that. It's beautiful, isn't it?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10I'm never going to take that off. Come on.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20I can't actually believe I've sold this dump.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22I can't believe you're going to Australia.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I've been given a get-out-of-jail-free card

0:25:25 > 0:25:27and I intend to use it. Where better to start

0:25:27 > 0:25:31than dining on the descendants of our convict cousins?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Put another bat on the barbie, cobber!

0:25:34 > 0:25:36That's Australian, that is.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Please tell me you've packed that cake box.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42We're taking it to the Himalayas -

0:25:42 > 0:25:44there's not much oxygen at that altitude.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46You can come with us, if you like?

0:25:46 > 0:25:50No, thanks. Roq got me my place back on the High Council

0:25:50 > 0:25:51so I'm off to the Old Country.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54I can't wait to bite my first peasant!

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Or...you could stay here with me?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01You might want to redecorate first.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05It's all looking a little post-apocalyptic.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07You're the new owner?

0:26:07 > 0:26:08WE are.

0:26:08 > 0:26:13Made quite a bit of money off that incredibly authentic vampire game.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Thanks to you.- What?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19You own 50%.

0:26:20 > 0:26:24It's what I've always wanted, thank you. A throne of my own.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Mwah!

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Good luck. He's going to need it.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Well, we better make a move.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Look after yourself, Dad.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Don't I always?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Vlad... Vlad, come here.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50You know I, er...

0:26:50 > 0:26:53I used to be...

0:26:53 > 0:26:56embarrassed to call you my son.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59And now I'm ashamed I ever doubted you.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06Vladimir Dracula -

0:27:06 > 0:27:11you have made a very, very old vampire...

0:27:13 > 0:27:15..very, very proud.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Do you think we'll ever come back here?

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Immortality's a long time.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Who knows what could happen?