0:00:15 > 0:00:16No! No!
0:00:16 > 0:00:20No... Help me...
0:00:20 > 0:00:25His fever is growing. This is the most uncommon, common cold.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Find something to help him!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31But I've tried everything, Master.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Tincture of mandrake, poultices of monkshood and toadflax,
0:00:35 > 0:00:37infusions of dwarfwort and periwinkle...
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Same old, same old!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43If anyone discovers he has a cold,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46they'll put two and two together and realise he's half human!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51You need to make him well before that happens!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52It's impossible.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Humans haven't found a cure for the common cold
0:00:54 > 0:00:57and they've been trying for thousands of years...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59One hour! You have one hour.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Great(!)
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Dressed to kill.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Today's the day I show those old coffin loiterers
0:01:20 > 0:01:22on the High Council.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Time to make a splash...
0:01:24 > 0:01:25CRASHING
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'd better not give that one to Master Vlad...
0:01:33 > 0:01:35But I've got to find a cure.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I can't afford to let him down.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Oh, no... I was saving that mouldy spud for me lunch.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Why is Renfield trying to blow us all up?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56How's Vlad?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Fine. Fine. Fine. He's just having a bat nap.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Really? So what's with your 24-hour vigil then?
0:02:05 > 0:02:09And how come this room looks like the inside of a weasel's nose?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10The room...
0:02:10 > 0:02:14The room is coming out in sympathy for Vlad's...
0:02:14 > 0:02:17temporary indisposition.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18So that makes this...?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Mucus. Vampire mucus, naturally.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Oh.- Gross!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Don't you have a Vampire Council meeting to go to?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32I hear they've made you head of doughnuts.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Minister for Catering, actually.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Impressive. Impressive. Do you get your own apron?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38CRASHING
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Wow!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48He's fine!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51He's ill!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54He's supposed to be the Chosen One - how come he looks like that?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Because... Because...
0:02:56 > 0:03:03when Vlad reaches 18, he will inherit unimaginable power,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07this is simply his...body preparing.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Or, it's like I've always thought,
0:03:12 > 0:03:16there's something not quite right about my little brother.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27My spud's gone all hairy...
0:03:37 > 0:03:41You think you have time to waste polishing your empty head?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Now Ingrid's growing suspicious, I need that cure.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51But it's good news, Master! I think I've found one.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54It's specially formulated to rebalance the human
0:03:54 > 0:03:56and vampire sides of Vlad's body.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Only...- Only?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Only there's a slight chance it might prove fatal
0:04:02 > 0:04:03to Vlad's human side.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06What we need is a guinea pig to test it on.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Someone dispensable, utterly inconsequential?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Uh-huh...
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Me. Of course.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20If I don't survive this, what I would like to say is...
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Just get on with it!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Mmmm... Actually, it ain't half bad...
0:04:31 > 0:04:33HE GURGLES AND BURPS
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Curses! Oh, well, goodbye, Renfield, it's been...disgusting.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Oh! Don't worry, Master.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48It was just the putrid toad I had earlier repeating on me.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Windy pops.- Then it's safe?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Oh, yeah. "Thank you for curing my son, Renfield."
0:04:53 > 0:04:55"Oh, no, not at all, all in a day's work.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57"Thank you very much. I was just..."
0:04:59 > 0:05:01HE GIGGLES
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Time to put the motion to a vote. All those in favour...
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Aye.
0:05:19 > 0:05:25The High Council denies Warnock's motion. Mark it so.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34AIR WHOOSHES
0:05:34 > 0:05:36SNIGGERING
0:05:39 > 0:05:45Well, gentlemen, if that is all, I think we can adjourn.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I was told the meeting started at three, it's only five to.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52The meeting was brought forward an hour.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Did you not receive the carrier bat with the memo?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56No.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Oh, dear.
0:05:58 > 0:06:04We all naturally assumed you had a hair appointment or some
0:06:04 > 0:06:08important shopping trip that couldn't be cancelled.
0:06:09 > 0:06:15No matter. We were discussing weighty issues and, you know...
0:06:15 > 0:06:17you might have...
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Never mind.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23While you're here you can make yourself useful
0:06:23 > 0:06:25and fetch the drinks and nibbles.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35How is he, Master?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Your potion isn't working! He's getting worse.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40The mucus on the walls looks thicker.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42And greener.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Tasty though. The potion just needs to work a bit, Master.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'll stay with him.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Would you like me to wait with you?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Certainly not.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56HE MOANS
0:06:58 > 0:07:00At-choo!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Excellent.
0:07:19 > 0:07:25Oh, Vladdy! You've gone! Oh, my poor boy!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Taken from me so young.
0:07:31 > 0:07:37Your ashes will be put in a place of honour and revered above...
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Excuse I...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45How dare you! Wretch!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50First your disgusting potion destroys my son,
0:07:50 > 0:07:54and now you're collecting him up like the contents of an old ashtray!
0:07:54 > 0:08:00- But, Master...- Quiet! While I tear you limb from limb!
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Put him down, Dad, I'm fine.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Vladdy! I'm so pleased you're OK.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11But then, who was this?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16No-one. It's my dandruff.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I'm producing loads of it now I've got hair.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh, look, twins...
0:08:22 > 0:08:23You collect your dandruff?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I recycle everything.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28D'you want to know what I've got in the rest of my jars?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30No, we do not!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34It's so good to see you with no colour in your cheeks again.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Yes, I'm good. - On a roll, aren't I?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Inventing a cure for baldness and Master Vlad's cold all in one day.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Are you saying I had a cold?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Colds are for breathers.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50What? What? Exactly. Exactly.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Ignore the numbskull, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58You didn't have a cold, you had a...temporary indisposition.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01"Temporary indisposition"?
0:09:01 > 0:09:06Yes. Yes. Renfield was just using simple terms he could understand.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Much in the same way the ancient Romans thought the world was
0:09:10 > 0:09:15a giant birthday cake and the stars were the candles.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17No, they didn't.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Well, that's what your Uncle Cornelius told me and he was there.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Are you hungry? I am starving. Come, come on!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I heard that Morgan knocked back another one of your proposals.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37I'm so sorry.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Look at this.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42A long list of cutting edge ideas I've suggested
0:09:42 > 0:09:44and Morgan the moron has dismissed them all.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I've said too much.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53No, it's fine. Go on, it's good to share.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Apart from you and I, this whole Council are a bunch of old...
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Coffin loiterers?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Exactly! And Morgan is the dodderiest old loiterer of them all!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Excuse me.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Top up?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14This is too dangerous.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Warnock...
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Ah, here you are. I've been looking for you.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Why? You don't have to keep fussing over me, I'm fine.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I know. I know.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Studying for your...
0:10:37 > 0:10:38..Batalauriat?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41No. I'm trying to find out how it's possible for me
0:10:41 > 0:10:43to catch a breather's cold.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48I told you, it wasn't a cold. It was a temporary indisposition.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50That doesn't mean anything!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Very well.
0:10:54 > 0:11:02Your ailment was due to your body preparing to receive more
0:11:02 > 0:11:05power on your 18th birthday, so perhaps we should call it...
0:11:05 > 0:11:10a transitional temporary indisposition.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Makes more sense...
0:11:12 > 0:11:14But I still don't believe you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18You're starting to look like a girl, Renfield.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Oh, thank you very much. I'm getting terrible split ends, though.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I couldn't borrow your conditioner could I, Master?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Conditioner?! I am the Prince of Darkness!
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- So that cranberry and jojoba... - Is what your mother left!
0:11:32 > 0:11:33What do you want?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I brought some medicine for Master Vlad.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39We don't want him to have a relapse, do we?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43So, I have got some Vitamin C, and some lovely chicken soup...
0:11:43 > 0:11:48- All the things you'd take for a... - Transitional temporary indisposition!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Now, get out! OUT!
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Let's play Stakes and Ladders.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- No.- Your favourite?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00No. It's always the slayer, in the kitchen with the stake.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Why aren't you letting me research this? What are you trying to hide?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Nothing. Nothing.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- What's wrong? - Odd. I've got this tickle...
0:12:10 > 0:12:12HE COUGHS
0:12:14 > 0:12:17A cough? I've got a cough now?
0:12:17 > 0:12:18You probably swallowed some of...
0:12:18 > 0:12:21HE COUGHS ..Renfield's dandruff.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23HE COUGHS VIOLENTLY
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Vladdy! Vlad!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37HE SCREAMS
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Thank you, Vladdy. Thank you.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Hold on...- What are you doing?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I was just sitting in the sunlight.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Why aren't I a big pile of ash right now?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00It was touch and go, Vladdy. Look, there's definite singeing.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02And that's all. I should be dust!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- What's going on?- I have no idea.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Oh, I think you do. First I get a cold...
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- It was a transitional... - It was a cold!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Then a cough, and now I can sit in the sun like a kid at the seaside!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Well, the sun's not as strong at this time of the day.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- No more lies!- It's been a long night, I really think...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Stop stalling! Tell me what you know.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32There really is nothing to tell.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Fine.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Where are you going?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I'll go see Ingrid and her new BFFs on the High Council.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Maybe they'll have some answers.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43No, that would be a very, very bad idea.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- For whom?- All of us! Me, mostly... - Then tell me what's going on.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48No good can come of it.
0:13:49 > 0:13:5130 seconds or I'm going to the High Council.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Now you listen to me, boy.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55You're opening a can of bats that could ruin everything.
0:13:55 > 0:13:5715 seconds.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Please. Please, don't make me do this!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Whatever it is, I can handle it. Now tell me!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06You had your chance.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07You can face the consequences.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13You're half breather!
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Now, where were we...? I think you'd just called Morgan a doddery...- Sh!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Oh, Warnock...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30You're not just another Billy Big Fangs, are you?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32All talk and no action.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34No!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37My computerisation of the High Council's library raised more
0:14:37 > 0:14:38than a few eyebrows.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Computerising the library?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Does that really count as action?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45I made it available in three different formats.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Still...
0:14:47 > 0:14:48You two huddled together again?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50What exactly are you up to?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52We're plotting to overthrow Morgan.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Priceless! Absolutely priceless.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02What were you thinking?!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Relax.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07I'm a girl, nobody takes anything I say seriously.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Even for a vampire you're twisted!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Aw, sweet.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Are you all right?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I can't think straight...
0:15:26 > 0:15:29You're still weak, you haven't recovered properly,
0:15:29 > 0:15:30but no matter.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Once they come of age all vampires get a power boost.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Once that happens...
0:15:34 > 0:15:35It was Mum, wasn't it?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38She cheated on you with a breather?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42She was always cold and unfeeling... Now I know why.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45She was ashamed of me.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Why didn't you kick her out?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51You know me.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57No matter what she did I could never stop loving her.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01When you arrived...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04..I agreed to raise you as my own,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06to protect her reputation...
0:16:06 > 0:16:11And I've never, ever regretted that decision for one moment, Vlad.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14I'm the good guy here.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15No, you're not.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18You've lied to me my whole life.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I've always felt like an outsider,
0:16:21 > 0:16:22like I didn't fit in as a vampire,
0:16:22 > 0:16:23and you knew why!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28If you'd told me, I could've made sense of things.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I couldn't tell you.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Why not?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37It would have been too dangerous.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Look, having a child with a breather
0:16:39 > 0:16:41breaks the vampires' most sacred rule.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43It's the biggest taboo.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45As Head of the Clan I would've been executed and you...
0:16:47 > 0:16:53You would have been seen as an abomination, Vlad.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54The abominable vampire.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- It's not funny! - It's hilarious.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01If I'm half human, how can I be the Chosen One?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I was more than a little surprised at that myself,
0:17:04 > 0:17:08but then vampire law moves in very mysterious ways.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09So who's my real father?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11There's no point in dragging up the past...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Who is it?!
0:17:13 > 0:17:14HE COUGHS
0:17:14 > 0:17:18This is too much for you in your condition, you need to rest.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20No chance.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Where are you going?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25If you can't or won't tell me who my father is...
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I have to go and find Mum.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Warnock the Great!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39That is how you want to be remembered, isn't it?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- How did you...? - That's not important.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46You are the only member of the Council with the vision,
0:17:46 > 0:17:50the drive and the charisma to take us out of the 13th century.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I couldn't have put it better myself.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56In fact, that's exactly what I wrote in...
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You owe it to yourself and vampires everywhere
0:17:58 > 0:18:00to step up, sweep away the old guard,
0:18:00 > 0:18:04take charge and deliver us into a new, golden age.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07You can't let Morgan get in your way.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10You...are so right!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12It's time to seize my destiny!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20You're not going to stop me, get out of my way.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Do my feelings count for nothing?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Your feelings? You don't have any!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I've been a true father to you, treated you like my own.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Am I just to be cast aside now?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You know what, you're right, you have done all that, haven't you?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Why? You don't do noble.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40I told you, it was to protect your mother.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43No, no. There's a limit to what you'd do, even for Mum.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Bringing up another man's child is definitely way, way over it.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Stupid! I've been so stupid!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54You're lying, aren't you?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56It wasn't Mum that was unfaithful, it was you!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Vladimir! You have my word.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Your word means nothing!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04HE CHOKES AND GROANS
0:19:06 > 0:19:07If you're not my real father,
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I have no further use for you or your lies!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16HE SCREAMS
0:19:16 > 0:19:20I had no idea that collecting old capes could be so fascinating.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23One day, my dear, if you're very lucky,
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I shall let you clean them.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27That would be such an honour.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30What's this?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32For the greater good of vampire kind!
0:19:35 > 0:19:36I don't understand.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Allow me.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54I cannot thank you enough for alerting me to...
0:19:55 > 0:19:57..Warnock's treachery.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Your loyalty will not go unrewarded.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Thank you, sir.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Do you know...
0:20:06 > 0:20:11..if only you weren't a weak and useless girl,
0:20:11 > 0:20:15I would make you my deputy in a breather's heartbeat.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I've learnt to know my place, sir.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I'm just happy to be your humble servant.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Stop it, Vlad, stop it.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31You're killing us both.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Then tell me the truth! - I have told you the truth!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36HE SCREAMS
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Master!
0:20:38 > 0:20:39What are you doing to your dad?!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41According to him, he's not my dad!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Of course he is. - Shut up, Renfield.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I did do a DNA test to work out what was wrong with you
0:20:47 > 0:20:50and there's no doubt about it, he's definitely your old man.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Get off me.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Go get make more of your potion for Vlad, he's having a relapse.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Why lie? Why make it out that Mum was the unfaithful one?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Because... Because...
0:21:08 > 0:21:10If you thought I was the victim, I hoped...
0:21:11 > 0:21:16I hoped you'd go along with what I wanted and let sleeping bats lie.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22All right.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:21:33 > 0:21:38I met your mother at a Goth festival in Whitby.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44I saw her across a crowded room full of depressed youth.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47At first, I really thought she really was one of us -
0:21:47 > 0:21:49some of those Goths are very convincing.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Anyway...
0:21:53 > 0:21:55We talked, we got on... We, erm...
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I don't remember her name...
0:22:00 > 0:22:01I'm not sure I ever knew it, really.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Did she know you were a vampire?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07No, no, no, of course not.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11But when I found you were about to be born, I had to adopt you.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13You'd never have survived in a world of breathers, Vlad.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15So how did Mum...
0:22:15 > 0:22:20sorry, Magda, fit into this sordid little story?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Magda, Magda, Magda.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26She agreed to pass you off as her own.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It took the pressure off her to produce a male heir
0:22:29 > 0:22:33and it meant she could go off and do what she wanted.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36She certainly grabbed that baton and ran with it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40So my whole life has been a total lie.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44You are one piece of work.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49I did what I thought was best.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Really? Where's my real mum now?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Don't even think about looking for her.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You don't get to tell me what to do any more.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I am still your regent!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Oh, I think we're way past all that!
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Very well.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09There's no point looking for your real mother.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14After the adoption I bit her and left her a lifeless husk.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18No wonder you didn't want to tell me.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I feel sick.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21I had no choice.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24If the truth had ever come out,
0:23:24 > 0:23:28the Vampire High Council would have ordered my destruction.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I couldn't afford to leave any loose ends.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Loose ends?! That was my mother!
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Right then.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I expect you want to get on with killing me now.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Just do it.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40No, that'd be too easy.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43I'm going to the High Council to tell them what you've done.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I want to see you totally humiliated.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Leave me alone!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53HE COUGHS
0:23:54 > 0:23:55I'll get there,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58even if I have to crawl every inch of the way.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59HE COUGHS
0:24:07 > 0:24:08HE SPLUTTERS
0:24:14 > 0:24:15HE BREAKS WIND
0:24:15 > 0:24:16That's better.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Sorry. It's been lovely, it really has, but you're out of control.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34I can't let you come between myself and my duty to Master Vlad.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37You're going to have to go.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Fetch me a cold one, girl.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Silence!
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Miss Dracula.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I think you and I need to have a little talk.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Thanks.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13What's the matter?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14My hair was out of control...
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- CRYING:- ..so I got rid of it.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Really?- Yeah.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Most people just switch hair gels.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Out.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Vlad...- Nothing you've got to say is going to stop me
0:25:38 > 0:25:40going to the High Council...
0:25:40 > 0:25:43as soon as I'm strong enough.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44All right.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46All right, all right.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Your mother's name is Sally.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06She was only 18 when I met her in Whitby.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Magda and I had separated again...
0:26:12 > 0:26:15..so I decided to go to the festival to, er...
0:26:15 > 0:26:17HE LAUGHS
0:26:17 > 0:26:19..cheer myself up.
0:26:22 > 0:26:28She was the most bewitching of women, Vlad.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I was very, very fond of her.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Blah, blah, blah.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42You'll do or say anything to stop me going to the High Council.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46No, no. This is the truth now.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49I only lied to protect her.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Protect her? She's dead!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53You killed her!
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Look at me.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I could never have done that.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I didn't even bite her.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17I just told you that to try and stop you looking for her.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Believe me, tracking her down could put her life in mortal danger.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Breathers and vampires...
0:27:28 > 0:27:29..they are a dangerous mix, Vladimir.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34You have to forget her, please. For her sake...
0:27:36 > 0:27:37..and ours.