0:00:15 > 0:00:17You had a baby with a breather?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Well...youthful folly.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23I was only 500 and...something.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25This can't be happening.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26How do you think I felt?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Sorry, I don't talk to mongrels.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30You're not helping!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Sally, please, just open the door.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Go away! Or I'll call the...
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I'll call...
0:00:38 > 0:00:41No, I'll call the...
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Don't pest control deal with this?!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47No-one's going to hurt you. Just let me explain.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I really am your son.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00But... But you're a vampire.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07And you? You told me you were Salem Smith.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Whitby Goth Festival 1995.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Salem Smith?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Oh, come on! Everyone fibs a bit on a first date.
0:01:16 > 0:01:23So you knew I was having a baby and you adopted him without telling me?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26It was better for everyone this way.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Vlad's a vampire, I was better equipped.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30No, no, no, erm...
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- I did it as a favour.- A favour?!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Can you give us five minutes, please? Now!
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Right.
0:01:41 > 0:01:47I know all this is a shock, and I am so, so sorry I lied but...
0:01:49 > 0:01:50..I had to meet you.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55For years, I've dreamt about this.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Wondering how you turned out.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Never in my wildest nightmares... - It's not so bad, I mean...
0:02:03 > 0:02:08Look, we've got the same nose, same funny earlobes.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12We're really not that different.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15You suck the lifeblood out of humans.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Not me.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I can't speak for the others but... I've got a lot of human in me, too.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23That's all from you.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I've thought about you every day.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Have they been good to you, your...parents?
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Well, as power-hungry, blood-thirsty, undead parents go,
0:02:41 > 0:02:42not bad.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I can't believe it's you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51It's OK, I don't bite.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00And that's next year's Christmas card.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Well, well, I expect you'll want to be off now. Goodbye.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oh, yes, of course, George is waiting in the car.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- My bag. - Lovely to see you, but goodbye.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13No wait, stay for a bit, please, you and George.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16No, no, let's not delay them any longer.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Please goodbye.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I just want to spend some time together.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Nothing bad'll happen, I promise.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Really?- I'll protect you.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Your lunch'll probably be cold by now,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31but I can get Renfield to cook us up a special dinner for tonight.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33You've got to be kidding me.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36It'll give us a chance to talk.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Please.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Well...I suppose a little while wouldn't hurt.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- But nobody tells George what you really are.- Of course not.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50We'll all act normal.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Just give us some time.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59As bad ideas go, this is right up there with midday sunbathing
0:03:59 > 0:04:00and garlic-filled pizza crust.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04You're responsible for this, the least you can do is back me up.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07If you think I'm playing along with this, you must be half-human.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- One little favour.- Little?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12My father's a depraved liar, my brother's a half-breed,
0:04:12 > 0:04:15and now I'm expected to cosy up to breathers?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Forget it!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Why don't I take Dad up to the attic to show him what you've been up to?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Fine.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28OK, the rules.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32No vamping, no fireballs, no speed travelling,
0:04:32 > 0:04:36no transformations, and above all no biting.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39For the next few hours, we are all going to act like humans.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45Ingrid, could you please put on something a little bit less obvious?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51You are going to pay for this.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58What does that mean?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01The Vampire High Council.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Oh, how they'd love to get their little judgmental hands on this.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07If she reports us, I'll be cast out as an abomination.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08And you'll...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Be banished to a cosmic prison dimension,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13swirling through sunlit space for eternity.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14I checked.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Can we stop her?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18The council won't believe her without evidence.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Her word against ours.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22But Ingrid will know that.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Still, I'll keep an eye on her.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Oh, yes, and I'll make sure our new guests are quite comfortable.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You're welcome! No problem!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Whatever.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40So no-one wants to buy your sculptures
0:05:40 > 0:05:43and this isn't really a hotel.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44I'm confused.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46You're confused.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49OK.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53You know how earlier we were talking about your big brother Adam?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57And about how, when he turns 18, we were going to try and find him?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Well, it turns that now we don't have to.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Vlad is Adam.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Vlad's my half-brother?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Wow!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12He's not a bit like I imagined him.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Me neither.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17But he seems really nice, doesn't he? And he wants to get to know us.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21My big brother's got taste. So what happens now?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Well, he's asked if we want to come
0:06:23 > 0:06:26and stay for a while and meet his family.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Do you want to?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I thought there were poisonous spiders on the loose?
0:06:31 > 0:06:36Yes, exactly and that is why we still have to be very, very careful.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40You have to stick by me the whole time. You game?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Here they are! Make yourselves at home.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Hey, Vlad. Mum says you're my half-brother?
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Yeah, that's right.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57That's really cool.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00It's cool for me, too. Let me introduce you properly.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03This is my other sister, Ingrid.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Are we sisters, too?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05We most certainly are not.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- At least not by blood. - Blood, did you say...?!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12And this is my father.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Mr Count.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Well, charmed, I'm sure.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22What, what, what? I've just been playing, uh...golf.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Golf, yes, it's very popular.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- It's really dark. Can we open the curtains?- No!
0:07:29 > 0:07:36Vlad's family all have a... eye condition. No bright lights.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39But how are we going to see the poisonous spiders?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh, she's such a clever child!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Oh, don't worry, I'll sort it out.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well...this is nice, isn't it?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Eh? One big... One big happy family.
0:07:53 > 0:07:59Here we are! Normal drinks, served in the normal way.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02What could be more normal?
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Oh, this is ridiculous! I've got more important things to do.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Right then, who's up for a game of blind man's buff? Sally...
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Vlad, George and I really do need somewhere to...freshen up.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Freshen up, good! I've got just the place.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33An impressive performance, Master.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Yes.- Of course, you've always been a big hit with the ladies.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yes, I have.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Come on!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09So...what do you think of your new family?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Your dad's really cool. He could be a rock star.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Sometimes he behaves like one.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15They're not much like you, though.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, you'd be surprised.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Oh, this is nice.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Nice? What is this place?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Used to be a school. Hasn't been used in a while.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36A school? I'm meant to be on holiday.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37There's not even a telly.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Yes, well, you watch too much telly anyway.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Let's have a...cup of tea.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Good idea.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Can't Vlad just come and live with us?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Dad likes to have me around, chores and stuff.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Well, do we have to stay here?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Can't we at least go and explore the place?- No!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Not until they catch the...spiders.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Anyway, this room is fine, George,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I don't know what you're fussing about.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09I'll get some fresh tea things. I won't be long.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18Mum, this is pants. And you're acting really weird.
0:10:19 > 0:10:25Well, it's just a bit of a... tricky situation, that's all.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31But sometimes you have to put other people's needs before your own.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34And I do want to make Vlad happy.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40So you do like him? And you're glad we came here?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, yes.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Yes, I am.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Of course, you are still my number-one girl.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53But when I lost him, all those years ago...
0:10:55 > 0:10:57..it broke my heart.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01I always hoped that one day he'd come back into my life,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04so I suppose in a way I'm very lucky.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15She loves me!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Well, how could she not?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Right, I must recreate the moment we first met.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Yes, I must.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Renfield! Renfield!
0:11:58 > 0:12:04There we are, Master. The very same boots you wore in Whitby in 1995.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09Ah, they were playing this song the night Sally swooned into my arms.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12And you know what? You haven't aged a century.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oh, that poor girl.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17All those years pining for my presence,
0:12:17 > 0:12:23drifting tearfully through a Count-less universe.
0:12:23 > 0:12:30But tonight...I shall bring joy back into Sally's life.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Yes, yes, yes, yes. I see it all so clearly.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40DOOR OPENS
0:12:40 > 0:12:42FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:12:49 > 0:12:52OK, whatever it is, hand it over.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I don't know what you're talking about.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Dad's scrolls of vampire law? What do you want with these?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Loopholes! I was looking for a way out,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06should the council discover your shameful secret.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09How helpful. And what did you discover?
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Well, my Latin's a bit rusty, but there's one thing that's clear.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Dad's done for. No loopholes.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20No reason they should find out, providing no-one tells them.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Mmm... Then you'd better stay on the right side of me, hadn't you?
0:13:30 > 0:13:35What could possibly happen to me? Vlad, tell her!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38She wants to go out in the courtyard.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Actually, she'd be safe out there. The sun's still shining.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Half an hour, no more.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Now that's what brothers are for!
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Everything all right?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Not all my sisters think I'm that cool.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Ah, yes, Ingrid is a bit...
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Well, she gives off a...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04She hates us, doesn't she?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You can tell me, Vlad.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'm a mother. It comes with the territory.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I'm think she's planning to report us to the Vampire High Council.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22And that would be bad?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Yes, but surely she wouldn't betray her own family.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30You don't know Ingrid.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I'm causing so much trouble here, aren't I?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36It's like I've passed on some terrible disease to you.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39No! I'm glad I'm half-human!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42And I'm pleased I found you and George.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Really?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Really.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Tea?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51OK, guys, check this out!
0:14:53 > 0:14:54PHONE BEEPS
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, no signal!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03BOX RATTLES
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Wrong room, missy.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Ingrid, you made me jump! I was just looking for a signal.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13High Street, cafes - free Wi-Fi.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Excuse me... I've got important work to do.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Wow, is this yours?
0:15:23 > 0:15:28Ugh! First Piers and now you. This room smells of people.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Who's Piers? Your boyfriend?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33In his dreams. Look, I don't have time for this!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- What games have you got on here? - Now, look...
0:15:35 > 0:15:40I love games, but my mum's put stupid parental controls on my system.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45If I could guess her passwords, I could play on it all day.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- And look in her files too, no doubt. - I guess.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54Oh, you play Temple Run? It's great. And I want to get Bejeweled.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59But Dragon's World's still my favourite. What do you like?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01How's about a nice glass of lemonade?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Ah, that's so nice of you!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07It's impossible, Master Vlad.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10The Count and Miss Ingrid want vampire dishes, Miss Sally
0:16:10 > 0:16:14wants regular, you want vegetarian, and then there's the short one.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Ah, now perhaps Miss Sally would like to try perce-oreille boudin?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Oh, that sounds great. - Ha-ha!- What is it?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Earwig pudding.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28I'll be fine with a sandwich, really.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29You see? It's hopeless.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- It'll be fine, Renfield. I'll give you a hand.- Right, well...
0:16:35 > 0:16:41Ah, Sally, my dear, as...bewitching as ever.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Have we slipped into a time warp?
0:16:45 > 0:16:51Is it a little early to suggest a teensy weensy creme de menthe?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53We have slipped into a time warp.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I haven't touched that stuff since I was 18.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Then perhaps a stroll through the West Wing?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- What's in the West Wing? - There's a bat colony.
0:17:00 > 0:17:06- Of course there is. - And a...chance to talk.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Talk about what?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Actually, there are a few things I'd like to ask.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14But I wouldn't want to get a bat in my hair.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17No, no, no fear not, I shall protect these delicious tumbling locks
0:17:17 > 0:17:19from any entanglements.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Yours, too, of course, of course.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Je vous en prie. Je vous en prie.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31You're not going to try anything, are you?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35You do realise Sally's not interested in you.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37A prophet hath no honour in his own country,
0:17:37 > 0:17:42which is to say... "Shows what you know."
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Sally? Sally?
0:17:48 > 0:17:53So Giles was your mother's maiden name? Fascinating!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56But irrelevant. Any pets?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58She had a little Westie when she was a kid?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Are you still doing that supermarket order?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I forgot the spaghetti hoops. What was the Westie's name?
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Zero, I think.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10And Zero he remains.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Hey, gorgeous.- Not now!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Don't you want an update on our little project?- Is that Piers?
0:18:17 > 0:18:22- Have you been talking about me, then?- I'm busy.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26If you're doing a project together, then he must be your boyfriend.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27What's he like?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Like a nerd who's never going to get a girlfriend. Where were we?
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Zero, Mum's dog. She always wanted to take him to school.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36But they didn't allow dogs at St Teresa's.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42St Teresa's, the name of her school, of course!
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Bingo!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46You know, I've got Dragon's World on my phone. I could teach you.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Mmm, later.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I always beat my mum.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50But she's better than me at other things,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53like sailing, rock climbing, horse riding.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Your mother lets you do all that?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Of course. Mum says girls can do anything boys do.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02When I'm older, I'm going to live in South America
0:19:02 > 0:19:05and be an archaeologist - if I do well in my Latin.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06South America?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Mum says you can do anything you set your mind to.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11What do you do in your spare time?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15The ratatouille's no good.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I tell you, without the rat, there's just no flavour!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Renfield, this dinner has to be a success!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Yeah, I know that! But the smoked termite risotto's a disaster, too.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24What if I make a salad?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Miss George will never eat that! Oh, the shame of failure.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Speaking of George, I better go and find her. It'll be getting dark.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34But Master Vlad, what about the starters?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I'm out of dung beetles.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37And dung!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40The design is all my own.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Traditional Gothic with a modern twist.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46More Gothic than twist.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48So tell me, how did Vlad get on at school?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Plenty of time for that.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Now this is the games room.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh, wait! Wait, wait, wait.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Ah... Remember this? 18 years ago.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10The scent of wood smoke, the wind in our hair.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13The stinking hangover.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Yes... The view from this window is quite spectacular.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Please, please.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Please.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29So...this is where my boy lives.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It's actually rather beautiful.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Yes, yes, it... it really is.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40George?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41George!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51And in the summer we go down the beach.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Have you ever sailed?- No.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57It's great! I used to go with my dad before he died.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Did you do stuff like that with your dad?- No.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Are you sure Piers isn't your boyfriend?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07That's it! Oh, I've got it!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Got what?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Delivery slot. Right, time's up.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15What about Dragon's World?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19You think I have nothing better to do than play games? Out!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21But we were having a good time.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Are you hard of hearing?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Why are you being like this?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I won't tell you again.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I thought we were friends?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Don't irk me, breather.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I just wish I hadn't missed so much.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39But, my dear, it's all still here for you to enjoy.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44And I am no stranger to the long-held yearnings of your soul.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46What's going on here?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I don't know, but I'm having a weird flashback.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, Sally, please!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52The truth spilled from you just today.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54How losing me broke your heart.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57How you always hoped one day I would return.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59You mean earlier, in the school room?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01That was a private conversation.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04And I was talking about Vlad.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Me?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Well, I suppose it does make more sense when you think about it.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11You really thought I'd been in love with...
0:22:11 > 0:22:14with Salem Smith for all these years?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Oh, you really are a pompous oaf!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Never mind that now, where's George?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- GEORGE SCREAMS - Ingrid!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Pompous? Moi?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Vlad, get us out of here! She's a vampire!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Ingrid, you promised!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34George, George!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Mum, can we just get out of here?! They're all vampires!
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Don't worry, sweetheart. We're going home, right now.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42You promised you'd be normal!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44This is normal, mongrel boy.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Please, Sally, can we just... - There's nothing to discuss.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Look at her, she's scared out of her wits.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58George, I'm so sorry.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I wanted to tell you, but I was afraid you wouldn't want to know me.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04I'm only half-vampire, I am nothing like Ingrid.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05- I know, but... - It won't happen again!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08No, it won't.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Come on, don't go. I'm still your son, aren't I?
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Of course. But we are just too different.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You used to think about me every day, remember?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22We've got the same funny ear lobes and...
0:23:23 > 0:23:27I just wanted tonight to be special, both families together.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29But I guess that was a stupid idea.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34All right, we'll stay for dinner.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37But I want George next to me the whole time.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40And as soon as it's over, we are leaving.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43I'm sorry, Vlad.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Shall we wait for Mistress Ingrid?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Don't bother, Renfield. What have we got?
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Well, it's been a total nightmare, as you know, Master Vlad.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06But at the 11th hour, I finally suddenly
0:24:06 > 0:24:09thought of the perfect dish.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11# Da-da! #
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Jelly?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Who doesn't like jelly?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Thank you, Renfield.- You're welcome.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I'm sorry, I'm just not very hungry.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26And I don't like it. It's too wobbly.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Look, can we at least try and have a good time?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Who knows when we'll all get to sit down together again?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Smart money's on never.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Ingrid, what is this?
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Look at you all, breathers, degenerates and crossbreeds!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Did you really think I'd take this lying down?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I'm on my way to the Vampire High Council right now to tell them
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- everything.- They'll never believe you without...
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Evidence? Thanks for the tip, Father.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Your legal scrolls weren't much use, but Sally's files contained
0:24:57 > 0:25:01a copy of Vlad's birth certificate, including your name, Salem Smith.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Once the breather child gave me the password, the rest was easy.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06George, you didn't!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07She tricked me!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10And now you're going to betray Vlad, too?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12You really are a monster.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14She's a quick learner, I'll give her that.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Ingrid, please! We're still family! You'll be condemning Dad to...
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Banishment to a cosmic prison dimension, swirling through
0:25:21 > 0:25:26sunlit space for eternity. Would you please, please stop bringing that up?
0:25:26 > 0:25:30You'd really do that, just to get a little prestige?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32A little?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34As the only pure vampire heir in this family,
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I'll be propelled right to the head of the Dracula clan.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39And I can't wait.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41But you'll be banished, too.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Excuse me?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Told you I was doing Latin at school.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49"Peccata omnia peccata patris familiae."
0:25:49 > 0:25:53The sins of the father are the sins of all the family.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Let me see that.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02The breather child's right. Ingrid and Vlad are as tainted as myself.
0:26:02 > 0:26:08If she betrays us, she will be banished for eternity. Ping!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Should have brushed up on your Latin.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I think that's what they call checkmate.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19I hope that jelly chokes the lot of you.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Well, well, well...
0:26:20 > 0:26:23That girl needs to learn some manners.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27It seems we owe you a, uh... debt of gratitude so...
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Clever girl.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34What's wrong with you? Ingrid can't touch us now.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Sally and George are still leaving tonight.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I think we should stay.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41What? After what happened today?
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Ingrid's just a selfish bully. I'm not scared of her any more.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50Although...she does have remarkably sharp teeth.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52It's like you said, Mum,
0:26:52 > 0:26:56sometimes you have to put other people's needs before your own.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57And Vlad needs us here.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Yes, but...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Now I know, I'll be more careful.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- And Vlad will look after us. - Whatever it takes.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07I wont let anything happen to you, not now.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11What? Hmm? Oh, no, yes, yes, yes.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13I suppose it would be nice
0:27:13 > 0:27:18to converse with someone who remembers real music.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23There'll be no more... romantic misunderstandings.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Or biting.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29All right, you have my personal guarantee.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Just for a few days?
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Please, Mum.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35If it's really what you want.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40OK, we'll stay for a few days.