0:00:19 > 0:00:22Right, Renfield. Are you sitting comfortably?
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Not really, no.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Now listen carefully. This is critical.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31So, the Magister Maleficorum -
0:00:31 > 0:00:34and we are currently...here.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36In my case on a teeny-tiny footstool.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41Now, we have no real idea of what it is or what it's capable of...
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Not a clue.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43But!
0:00:43 > 0:00:48I've read rumours, vamp legends, old country bloodtales,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50that it could contain...
0:00:52 > 0:00:57..all the evil in the entire universe.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01That's a lot of evil.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Exactly, exactly. Now I'm guessing that should this potential
0:01:05 > 0:01:09source of evil erupt in the world, then the estimated certain
0:01:09 > 0:01:12and hideous death zone would be, er...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21..this!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23That's a whopper of a death zone.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26As you are aware, Renfield, we have to move.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Unfortunately, some of our previous options - Italy...- Huh!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32- ..Haiti...- Huh!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36..fall inside the death zone. So how about, erm...
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Where is it, where is it...?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, there it is.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41How about...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44..Australia!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Austra...?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Australia? Really?- Yes.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- The land of year-round sunshine and beach parties?- Yes.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Is that wise?- It's necessary, Renfield. That's what it is.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's... It's...it's necessary.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Ah! What about North Russia? That's outside the danger zone.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Very isolated, very cheap.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07Unfortunately, Renfield, I've made quite a few enemies over
0:02:07 > 0:02:09the years and...and quite a lot of them were...
0:02:11 > 0:02:12..in Russia.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ah! What about Svalbard then?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18That's night-time all day.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20No, no, no, no. Definitely not.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22The Viking vamps bear me a serious grudge.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27It all happened at the Nach Bat Festival 500 years ago
0:02:27 > 0:02:29when I, er, staked a couple of their clan
0:02:29 > 0:02:30with their own helmet horns.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Very messy.- Ha-ha! No sense of humour them Vikings, have they!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Indeed, indeed!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40So there's nothing for it - I must sell Garside.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41And as quickly as possible.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46And last night's dinner dregs are not a selling feature, Renfield.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- We have to clear this place up. - Right. Ah!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'll make you a list.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55A list. No, no, no, no, no. Please not a list, not one of your lists.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58OWL HOOTS
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Right, Renfield.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Here's the list of things for you to do for the open house.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- "Declutter the clutter." - Yes.- "Air freshen of the air."- Yes.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- "Wash the windows."- Yes. - "Buff the banisters."- Yes.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12- "Polish the pots."- Yes!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Yes, and you need to do it all by five o'clock this evening.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Five o'clock?!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Yes, that's when breathers finish their day's work...apparently.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Oh. Breathers? What have breathers got to do with this?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Oh, didn't I mention we're selling to breathers?- No.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Yes, yes. Vamps always negotiate such lowball prices for everything.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Stingy.- Yeah, but breathers?!
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Anyway, we have no time to lose.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- I think we should start with the... - Scatter cushions?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Perfect. Come, come.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Why are you so late?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13In precisely two minutes, the sun will be up and I will be toast.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Sorry.- And, and what is that?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Rats for ratatouille. It's Renfield's signature dish.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27If we are going to avenge our father we need to stay focused.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Yes, yes. I know.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- And I am. - So, what have you got for me?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33The Count is selling Garside!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Is that it?- Well, I thought it might be important.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42And a couple of days ago I went through this mirror...
0:04:42 > 0:04:47What about the breathers? Have you found out anything more about them?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51No. Nothing. Except that they've gone.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Gone?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I guess we'll have to speed up our plans for revenge.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57What do I need to do?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Find out some more useful intel -
0:05:00 > 0:05:04and keep out of the way during the open house tour.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08The Count will be opening his house to some unexpected guests.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12There's an ancient ninja saying, Asan -
0:05:12 > 0:05:15"Shape your world, or someone else will."
0:05:16 > 0:05:18We're not going to let that happen.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Right. Be like a ninja...
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Got it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Vamp up a little or you're no son of mine.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Yeah, well I wish you weren't my mother.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I...hate..you!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51There you go. Green tree frog tea.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53It'll help with the shock.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I still can't believe she lied to me...
0:05:58 > 0:05:59All parents are rubbish.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Hmm, but telling me the Count was my father...
0:06:02 > 0:06:05That I was a Dracula. All those years.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Well, so you're not a Dracula.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Having their blood has its downsides, you know.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13She wanted me to kill you all, steal the dynasty.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Well, she can't get to you now.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You made sure of that.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22I thought Vlad was so pathetic - having a breather for a mother...
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Vlad IS pretty pathetic.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Yeah, but at least he knows where he comes from.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I don't even know who my father is.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32She wouldn't even tell me his name!
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Renfield, the cupboards need clearing, the fireplace sweeping,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47the furniture...waxing
0:06:47 > 0:06:50and the whole place needs a good dusting.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Including you by the looks of it.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54That's vintage, that is.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Cost an arm and a leg - that was a messy transaction
0:06:56 > 0:06:59come to think about it. You can still smell the previous owner.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Ah! Ah, ah...!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, talking of odours.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- You need to make some bread! - Sorry, Master?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Yes, yes! Apparently, breathers
0:07:10 > 0:07:14adore the smell of freshly baked bread.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15I know, go figure.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17One whiff at a house sale and they're...
0:07:18 > 0:07:22..salivating all over their chequebooks.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23So, er...
0:07:23 > 0:07:27So, so...get baking!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30OK. Can I just check?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Is this before I beat the carpets and scrape the oven?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Or after I check for bats and cockroaches? Hmm?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Don't try to be funny, Renfield. There's no time.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- There's no time! - No time for jokes. Got it, got it.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Ah, and here you all are.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- What's going on? - It's the middle of the day.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50This better be important.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51It is! It is!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58I've decided it's time for a...a change of scene.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You know, Garside's run its course so I'm, I'm taking us
0:08:01 > 0:08:03all to vamp pastures new.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Australia to be precise.- Huh!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Australia? Are you insane?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Either that or he's an idiot. Or both.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16It might not seem the obvious choice, I grant you,
0:08:16 > 0:08:21being one of the sunniest spots on the entire planet,
0:08:21 > 0:08:23but, but, but...
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Hand, hand...
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Ta-da!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33What is that?
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Welcome to the all-new Dracula semi-submerged, eco-friendly villa.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Underground and under wraps.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Damp... HE SNIFFS
0:08:43 > 0:08:45..and delightful.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47We need to talk about this whole plan.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50We need to scrap this whole plan.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Enough!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Now I must dress to impress,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58something breather-friendly, perhaps.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59You're selling to breathers?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Just trying to get the best price.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05I want you all, ALL...on your best behaviour.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Renfield, Renfield - bread!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Bread!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You see, you should be pleased you don't have his idiot-blood
0:09:22 > 0:09:23running through you.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Why don't I get you a nice bottle of Pinot Norwegian, hmm?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35What have you got that Ingrid wants?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37What are you talking about?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Just I've never seen her being so nice to anyone.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Ever.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Ingrid!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Ow!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52HE EXCLAIMS
0:09:54 > 0:09:55HE SHRIEKS
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Ow! How many loaves is a lot of loaves?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Er, maybe one more batch? Right.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Renfield?- Uh-huh?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08I have this friend.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11And he's got this really great friend, and the two of them
0:10:11 > 0:10:15have been through so much together and they're really close.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh, well, that is a lovely story.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Not really, because this great friend hurt my friend's dad
0:10:21 > 0:10:24really badly and so my friend feels like he should
0:10:24 > 0:10:26hurt this great friend back.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Yeah? Well, maybe it's his turn, yes. Right. Oh, I'm out of yeast.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35He might even kill him. Even though he likes him.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38And doesn't really like the idea of helping kill this friend who
0:10:38 > 0:10:39he really likes.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40What do you think he should do?
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- What?- Should I - my friend - avenge his dad or save his friend?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Hmm, well, look, revenge can be tasty.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54But maybe your friend could speak to his friend about how
0:10:54 > 0:10:55he feels, or something?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Hmm, maybe.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, rats' tails. I'm out of yeast!
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Hang on!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Essence of Beast. Yeast, beast, yeast, beast.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13There's only one letter difference. Close enough.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Oh, you smell that! Nassus. - ASAN COUGHS
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Ho-haw! Rise, my beauty, rise!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26HE SCATS
0:11:35 > 0:11:38KNOCK ON DOOR
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Ah!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42HE CONTINUES TO SCAT
0:11:47 > 0:11:51HE SCATS
0:11:51 > 0:11:56Come in. Ooh, what's that lovely smell?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Ooh, look, it's bread.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Ingrid??!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02INGRID!!!
0:12:04 > 0:12:05What are you doing?
0:12:11 > 0:12:16Yes, come in, come in to our "lively" home.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18We welcome you to historic Garside.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23A bijou mansion, lovingly maintained with original features -
0:12:23 > 0:12:25a renovator's dream.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Talking of which...
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Who do we have here? - I'm Lindy McGregor.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Ah!- My husband, Colin, and I are looking to move the children
0:12:37 > 0:12:38somewhere more peaceful.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Is the furniture included? Is that a bat?!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45And ball set, yes, yes.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48For the beach, the beach. We're a very, er...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51..sporty family.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57You know the best way to make money on this place?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Reinvent it into luxury apartments.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03You, my friend, could make a killing.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Eh? I'm Marcus.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11All very possible.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15And we've certainly some entrepreneurial viewers here.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18And you are...?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Waiting for the tour to start. Hm.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Yes, yes of course. Well, follow me.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26We'll, we'll start with the kitchen.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30You seem to have a...quite a fondness for baking, Mr Count.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34I love my food.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Bread or alive.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Well, if you'll come this way...
0:13:47 > 0:13:50It's you, isn't it? Don't make eye contact.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54We need to be careful. My brother sent you, didn't he?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57What are you gabbing on about?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01We're doing the right thing, aren't we? For my father.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07You...? You're very odd.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Shut it, squirt-face.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Oh. Did my brother send you?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Your brother told us to protect you,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20but if you carry on drawing attention to yourself like this,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23we might have to add YOU to the victim list.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26We mean it. Now scarper!
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Ingrid?!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Malik. Can I talk to you?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- You've been such a great friend to me...- Not...now.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42..and well, you know what it's like to have a father who's powerful
0:14:42 > 0:14:43and important.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Someone who you look up to and admire.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Well, you see my dad...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Do not talk to me about fathers!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53You're on your own in life, my friend.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56But, Malik...
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Well, he was de-fanged by you and your family.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09But if you don't care, I don't see why I should.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Hey, I've been looking for you.- Ditto.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Are you OK? - No, no, no, no. I'm not OK.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22In fact I'm the opposite of OK.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27All this being nice to me - it's just so I won't go to the VHC
0:15:27 > 0:15:29and tell them Vlad's a half breather, isn't it?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Isn't it? - INGRID SNARLS
0:15:31 > 0:15:32I'm not a Drac any more
0:15:32 > 0:15:35so I won't be held accountable for your father's crimes!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- I don't have to stay silent.- Yeah?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Well, I don't hear you announcing to the world you're not a Dracula.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Maybe you have as much to hide as I have.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I could destroy you and your entire family!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Yeah, and what would you have then?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48A shapeshifting mother you can't trust
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- and no idea who your father is. - Shut up!
0:15:50 > 0:15:55You're a no-one, Malik, you threw your own mother into the abyss!
0:15:55 > 0:15:59And when - IF people find out that you are not a Dracula, you...
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Don't blackmail me.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I'm not blackmailing you.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Yes, I've been pretending to be nice,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06but only so that you could see we make a good team.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08What are you talking about?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- We could work together.- Ha!
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Take over the Dracula dynasty. Partners.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Equal partners, each with a secret on the other to hold the bond.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19You really think I'd believe you?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22THEY SNARL
0:16:22 > 0:16:24And here we are...
0:16:24 > 0:16:26THEY SCREAM
0:16:26 > 0:16:31- W-W-W-Why do they have fangs? - Erm...- Wh...?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35This is my daughter, Ingrid, my, my...my son, Malik, erm...
0:16:36 > 0:16:42The fangs, er, the fangs... are a costume.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Yes, yes, that's right, yes. Erm...
0:16:43 > 0:16:49They're, they're rehearsing... for a dancing competition.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Ooh, I love dancing.- Oh, really?
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Colin and I were Lyme Regis Jive King and Queen 1994.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Oh!- Can we see some moves?- No!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Yes! Of course you can. Of course.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04You didn't explain about the, er...the fangs!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05What, what?
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Erm... They're dancing the fang-o.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11RATCHET SQUEAKS
0:17:14 > 0:17:15RECORD PLAYS
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Ah! Ah, yes.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Lilyanna De Castro.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26The delicious Argentinian goreas.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- We could floor you with an arpeggio. - Ooo!
0:17:37 > 0:17:41You see - they're all idiots.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43You and I must work together.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47I have Dracula blood. You have no breather relatives.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Together we have everything.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Why should I believe you?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Because if either of us talks, we're done for.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Deal?
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Deal.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Oh, well! Marvellous. Marvellous.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Such talent. What an ending.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08That wasn't the ending.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11No, it's just the beginning.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Let's go to my quarters. We've got planning to do...
0:18:14 > 0:18:19I like to call it Gothic nooo... Oh! ..nouveau. This way.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20What's in here?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Nothing. Nothing important, er...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I'd like to see inside.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Well, perhaps we could see it on the way back.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34If we remember... So many more interesting rooms, please.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Please!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Please. And please. Get in there.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46"Indescribable kitchen!"
0:18:46 > 0:18:47What does that even mean?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Dad! We need to talk.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Ah, Vlad, my boy.- Targets in sight.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55We need some hard selling here.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57This really isn't going very well.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Why's it so dark everywhere? Why is it so dark?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Oh, my dear lady, you should celebrate
0:19:02 > 0:19:04the gloomy pall of the evening.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06So much more flattering to the older skin tone.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09What? I'm 38 at the oldest!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11SHE SOBS GENTLY
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Vlady, Vlady...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Er... Ladies and gentlemen,
0:19:16 > 0:19:20what's unique about this particular property
0:19:20 > 0:19:24is the bat colony located in the west wing.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Brimming with bats all year round.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28What? That's appalling.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31So that, that was a live bat in that cupboard?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Oh, yes, and of course, you know the house comes with the added
0:19:34 > 0:19:37bonus of dear Renfield here as a sitting tenant.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42- What!- No getting rid of the stinky old cruster.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43- SNARLING - What is that?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48It's a beast loaf. Made with pure beast gut essence.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I ran out of yeast, all right?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Well, that's truly ghastly.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56No-one could invest in this place!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59OK, I'm going home now.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01No-one is going anywhere.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- IT SNARLS - Argh!
0:20:05 > 0:20:10Oh, look I've had enough! Come on - run!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Argh!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30HE LAUGHS
0:20:32 > 0:20:33No, no!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I don't want to die.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Key, key we, we, we need a key.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- GIVE ME THE KEY. - Don't have a key!
0:20:40 > 0:20:41I've got a key!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45HE CRIES OUT
0:20:45 > 0:20:48No, no, no! That is not a room you want to go into. Believe me.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- No, I've gotta go in that room, trust me.- Ha!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Gotcha.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Now say goodbye.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Goodbye.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58No. I can't go in this room.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- I can't go in this room!- Get in!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12MYSTERIOUS SOUNDS FROM BOX
0:21:12 > 0:21:15What the devil is that?!
0:21:15 > 0:21:16That is more reason to panic.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Let her go. Just take me. - IT SNARLS
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Don't try that big hero stuff with me.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I get good money for the both of you.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Vampire bounty hunters!
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Who are you working for?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34None of your business. Now, shut it.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38I don't understand. You smell like a breather. You've got a pulse.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40HE LAUGHS
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Surge spray. Creates a breather pulse so real,
0:21:44 > 0:21:45you'll want to bite me.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49In case you ever want to pretend to be a filthy breather...
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Now, let's get down to the business of dusting. Huh!
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Master, Master, Master!
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Master, Master!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I've been thinking - why don't you smoke your way out of here?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Save yourself.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Yes, yes, yes, yes.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Did you say, "Why don't you smoke?"
0:22:14 > 0:22:15I won't buy a smoker's house.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17It didn't say that in the ad!
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Nor did it mention bats, or life and death situations, locked in rooms!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Go, Master, go!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I can't, I can't! It's weakened me, Renfield.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28What now? What now?!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32SCREAMING
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Garlic gas!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39This is it. The ghastly, ghastly end!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Here. Like this.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43A weakened, tragic figure.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Locked up with the breathers. The normals.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- The despicable ordinaries. - Be quiet!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:22:55 > 0:22:56So, tell me,
0:22:56 > 0:22:58what is it like to only have minutes to live?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04That's a nice piece you've got there. What is it?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08VK25 - latest model.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Full shield safety protection for the operator, precision focus
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- and high speed burn.- Nice!
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Hmm!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21WHIRRING
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Does it have a V8 speed reload?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Well, yeah, it's just here, you see...
0:23:26 > 0:23:27ARGH!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31HE CONTINUES SCREAMING
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- I don't understand. - Kai! What happened?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40He can't be beaten. Go!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42No, run. I said go!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Who are you working for?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Never. A bounty hunter never reveals...
0:23:46 > 0:23:49and..he...never...gives...in.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Just call me the Super Ninja Spy.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04BANGING
0:24:05 > 0:24:08BANGING CONTINUES, WOMAN SQUEALS
0:24:17 > 0:24:22Asan, Asan. Asan, thank you, thank you,
0:24:22 > 0:24:24thank you - you've saved my life.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I'm fine.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32We want our money in full.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33HE LAUGHS
0:24:34 > 0:24:37You've got to be kidding. You didn't even complete the job.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40We had a danger clause in our contract.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41We could have been dusted in there.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Look, either we get our money. Or else...
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Your job is supposed to be dangerous, you wimp.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51You're the worst bounty hunter I've ever employed.
0:24:51 > 0:24:56Ow, w-w-wait - the boy in the cage - it didn't affect him.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- He grabbed me.- Stop babbling.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02If you have nothing useful to say, then it's best you not speak at all.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03You have to listen to me...!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Now, I need to end the Draculas.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15That's exactly what I'm going to do.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19It's been lovely.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Very informative.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Nice to meet you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Safe journey home.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Well, some excellent hypnotism.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Thanks.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30They won't remember a thing.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Goodbye.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Ugh, you know, it's been ghastly keeping breather hours.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47That is the least of our worries.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50You just let vampire bounty hunters into the house.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52And then you let them escape - alive!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Why are they even here?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Somebody must have put a price on all our heads.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Who?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Well, I don't know.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Oh, brilliant, truly brilliant(!)
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Someone set bounty hunters on us
0:26:02 > 0:26:04and we've no idea who or when they'll strike next.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Oh, with Ramanga dead, I thought the threat to our lives would be over.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Wait a minute.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Where were you when all this was going on?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22It seems strange.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25The rest of us were nearly dusted by hired contract killers
0:26:25 > 0:26:30while you were nowhere to be seen.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31I didn't hear a thing.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34I'm all the way over in the east wing, remember?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Oh, fan, fan.- Which reminds me -
0:26:36 > 0:26:40why is there a biohazard sign outside of Ingrid's old room?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44What, what, what? Oh, no, it's nothing. Just a precaution.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47You never know what unpleasant, smelly,
0:26:47 > 0:26:51girly products she's left lying around in there.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Eh, Renfield?
0:26:52 > 0:26:58Uh? What? Oh, yeah, all those stinky old creams and lotions.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Oooh, terrible, oh yuck!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02And you know me, safety first...
0:27:02 > 0:27:05which is why now, more than ever, we need to move home,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07keep ourselves ex-directory.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Er, I am not moving... - Ah, ba, ba, ba, ba! No arguments.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Renfield, put an ad in the Vampire Times.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18We need to lower the price and sell
0:27:18 > 0:27:21to money-grabbing bloodsuckers after all...
0:27:22 > 0:27:27But we must be gone...soon.