Ice Cream Clone

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's drive, drive, driving

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it, not too late

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down it's Zig and Zag time

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Oh...it's so hot!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Don't worry, Zag.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- I've got the ice. - Hurry! Hurry!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55We'll be cool in no time.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- BOTH:- Huh? - Where'd the ice cubes go?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Bro, there is simply nothing on this Earth that will be able to

0:01:06 > 0:01:09cool us down in this heat, and that's a factorino!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10- DISTANT JOLLY MUSIC - Hmm...

0:01:10 > 0:01:15- What in Sir Walter Raleigh's hedgehog is that?- I'll check.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20It's a brightly painted musical van -

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Mr...Cool.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Mr Cool, eh? Hmm...

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Don't fret, Dad.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32How were you to know it was going to be the hottest summer in years?

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Don't worry - I'll happily stay here until we get it sold...somehow.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38HORN BEEPS

0:01:38 > 0:01:42EXCITED CHATTER

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Hi, Mr Cool. We'd like to cool down. Perhaps you could suggest something.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49What do you think you're doing, fluffy bug-eyed boys?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Erm, we're here to talk to Mr Cool. - Yeah, about cooling down.

0:01:53 > 0:01:59Ah, you want Mr Cool's delicious, refreshing ice cream, like this?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- BOTH:- Yeah! - Mmm, it's the most delicious thing

0:02:02 > 0:02:04to eat in this hot, hot, sweaty weather.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Cools you right down, from the insides out.- Wow...

0:02:08 > 0:02:10PEK SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

0:02:10 > 0:02:12But we ARE at the end of the queue!

0:02:12 > 0:02:13No, silly furry boy.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15That is the end of the queue!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17But that's miles away!

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Whoa...whoa...whoa! - Whee!

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Ow!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Huh?- No fairsies!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Zig, I have an ingenious idea!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- We should pan for gold in the Australian outback?- No.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34If we want to cool down we simply, most definitely, certainly,

0:02:34 > 0:02:35absolutely, probably

0:02:35 > 0:02:38need to get our tongues around this stuff called...

0:02:38 > 0:02:40ice cream.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44THEY PANT

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Right, you want a flake in that? - Yes, please!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Knit one, pearl five...- OK...

0:02:51 > 0:02:52ZAG MUTTERS IN HIS SLEEP

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Forget about it!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57You want sprinkles?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00ZIG AND ZAG PANT

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Oh...!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05How long has it been?

0:03:05 > 0:03:10- 32 seconds. - Come on! Oh!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Hey, why don't we just clone ourselves

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- and let our clones do the queuing? - Not a good idea.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Our cloning machine is highly unreliable. And besides,

0:03:19 > 0:03:23our clones would get our ice creams. What's the point in that?

0:03:23 > 0:03:28- Ooh! Hungry, ice-cream-cone-stealing clones!- BOTH:- Ugh!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Next!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32ZIG AND ZAG PANT

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Two...- ..ice...- ...creams...

0:03:35 > 0:03:37..p-please, Mr Cool?!

0:03:37 > 0:03:41So, let me guess - you want ice cream?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Yep! - You want it real bad?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Badder than biddly-bad! - Well...- BOTH:- Yeah?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Well... - BOTH:- Yeah?!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50How can I put this?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I'm all out of ice cream!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- BOTH:- No...!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Seriously? None?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Diddly-squat! You could try the mini-mart...

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- ..but they ain't got none! - HE CACKLES

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Whoa...ugh!

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Clean up on aisle three, please. Clean up on aisle three.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Hi, Nellie! - Hello, shnuggle-muffin!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17SHE GIGGLES Good morning, Miss Nellie.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21We are here to purchase your finest ice cream product without delay.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23You are joking, what's-your-name!

0:04:23 > 0:04:27It's the hottest summer ever - we've been sold out for ages!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30However, I do have something super-cool...

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Something cool? Colour me interested.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Cool...winter sports gear, that I really, really,

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- REALLY need to get rid of, like, really.- Aw!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Look, I promised Dad I'd help him sell it

0:04:40 > 0:04:42before I go and have fun in the sun.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47We'd love to help, Nellie, but we're on a mission - an ice cream mission!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Lick you later!

0:04:48 > 0:04:53Subject is on the move. Anything on the ears?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Shakira, Shakira - I've got audio.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Target confirmed and locked.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Quick, to the suit and boot!

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Ooh!

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Ah!

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Oh...

0:05:14 > 0:05:15THEY LAUGH

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Aw, freaky buttocks!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Not again!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23What are we going to do?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Queue...

0:05:27 > 0:05:28ZIG GULPS

0:05:29 > 0:05:32I am SO bored!

0:05:32 > 0:05:37If only the queue would, like, stop queuing and go away, like, forever!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Hmm...

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Ooh! Free ice cream!

0:05:41 > 0:05:42CROWD CHATTERS

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Ooh!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44ZIG LAUGHS

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Uh-oh!

0:05:46 > 0:05:47W-Whoa...!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51CROWD GROAN IN DISGUST

0:05:54 > 0:05:58People of Burb Street, please go to your homes and lock the doors.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00There is a wild...(what?!)

0:06:00 > 0:06:01I couldn't get the tiger.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03There is a wild...

0:06:03 > 0:06:04MEWING

0:06:04 > 0:06:07..kitten on the loose! CROWD LAUGHS

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Aargh!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11ZIG AND ZAG SCREAM

0:06:11 > 0:06:12KITTENS MEWS

0:06:14 > 0:06:17CROWD CHATTERS

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Oh...!

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Fore!

0:06:19 > 0:06:25Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh..!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh...!

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Phew!

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Next!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33We know - you're sold out.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Erm...

0:06:34 > 0:06:35no.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36So you have ice cream?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Well... - BOTH:- Yeah?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Well... - BOTH:- Yeah?!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Well, how can I put this?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43I got one left!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45One?!

0:06:45 > 0:06:46HE LAUGHS

0:06:46 > 0:06:48But there's two of us.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50You could share it.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Ew!- You can't share an ice cream!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- (I don't want to catch his allergies!)- Hmm...

0:06:55 > 0:06:57HE LAUGHS ZAG SIGHS

0:06:57 > 0:06:59SLURPING SOUND Huh?

0:07:02 > 0:07:03- Hmm... - Well?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- We'll take it!- Hmm?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- All right, here you go. - ZAG GIGGLES

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Don't worry, Zig. We only need one.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13With this single cone we can have as many as we want.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15We'll clone the cone!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16- BOTH:- Zog Drop!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18HAKA-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:26 > 0:07:30I thought you said the cloning machine was highly unreliable...

0:07:30 > 0:07:33When have I ever paid attention to a single word I've said?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35True dat, girlfriend! Mmm-hmm!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39WHIRRING AND PINGING

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Woohoo! That's a lot of ice cream clones!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Why just have 12 when you can have a dozen? Hmm?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49This is it, Zig, what we've been dreaming of,

0:07:49 > 0:07:50what we've been working for!

0:07:50 > 0:07:54That first taste of cooling whipped white loveliness.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57The dream is now a reality! The waiting is ov...

0:07:57 > 0:08:00SLURPING SOUNDS

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- What?- Hmm...

0:08:05 > 0:08:08O-M-ice cream!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11That is delicious! And it totally cools you down!

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Tastes like more to me!

0:08:14 > 0:08:15ZIG LAUGHS

0:08:19 > 0:08:24MACHINE PINGING

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh...!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I love ice cream!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32It's so cooling!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Breakfast cone, Bro?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I shouldn't, Zigmund, but I shall.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Coming up!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh, well...

0:08:40 > 0:08:41ALARM BLARES

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46ALARM BLARES

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- MACHINE PINGS BOTH:- Uh-oh!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Aargh! - Oh...oh...oh!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Whoa!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58This could be a problem, Zig.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Not when you've got your eyes closed.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03THEY GRUNT WITH EFFORT

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Ugh...

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Oh! Oh!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Aargh! Ooh!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Oh!- Aargh!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19ANGRY MUTTERING

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Erm...ice cream, anyone?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23ANGRY MUTTERING INCREASES

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Excuse moi, mon chien,

0:09:25 > 0:09:29I-I think I hear the bath...ringing. Be right back!

0:09:31 > 0:09:32ZAG SIGHS

0:09:32 > 0:09:33- Uh-oh! Zig!- Yep!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, you're here. Thank jingo-bejabies!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- That is one angry neighbourhood mob! - Shouldn't we apologise?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42DOORBELL AND BANGING ON DOOR I've a better idea...

0:09:42 > 0:09:43LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:43 > 0:09:47GREAT IDEA! NOW WE CAN'T HEAR THEM SHOUTING AT US!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- KNOCKING AND RINGING CONTINUES WHAT?- HUH?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...

0:09:51 > 0:09:52MUSIC STOPS ZAG SIGHS

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I think we need to face the music...

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- BOTH:- We're sorry!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59WHOOPING AND LAUGHING

0:09:59 > 0:10:01NELLIE GIGGLES

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Whee!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Ooh, perfect 360, Mr President!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Thanks for helping me sell all the winter stock, and these...

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- are for you. - BOTH:- Cool!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Well, Zig, it just goes to show you...or should I say "snow" you...

0:10:18 > 0:10:21ZIG LAUGHS Oh, so it's like that, is it?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23ZIG GIGGLES Prepare to...

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Ugh...Mmm!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- ZIG LAUGHS - Where'd that even go?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30ZIG LAUGHS

0:10:30 > 0:10:31ZAG LAUGHS

0:10:31 > 0:10:33NELLIE GIGGLES

0:10:33 > 0:10:37THEY ALL LAUGH

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...

0:10:42 > 0:10:46# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# That was Zig and Zag! #