0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# One
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Hey, hey, hey, hey
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Welcome along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# But you can't close your eyes
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight No-one's driv-driv-driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# It's time to get on with it Not too late
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Start counting Are your engines on?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# We can't wait
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Count down, this is our time
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig And Zag! #
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Maps - check. Compasses - check.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Game of chess - check...mate.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Oh, very good. Very good, Mr Jones.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Good morning, Mr Jones! - Hi, neighbourino!
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Oh, hello. I know I always say this, but today I really am very busy.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00What's this for?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Please put that down. I've spent the last hour getting knots out of it.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- You missed one.- Ooh! What are these?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Be careful.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10They're my antique binoculars.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Aaaah! We're being attacked by giant birds!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh. MR JONES GROANS
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Au revoir to see you, Mrs Jones.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22You are cutting quite the dash in that outfit.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Have you joined the Army Navy, Mrs Jones?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, silly boys. No.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27This is my uniform.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Mr Jones and I, or should I say Leader Sparrow and I,
0:01:31 > 0:01:33are the leaders of the Junior Woodpeckers.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Ready for anything, Leader Magpie. - Ready for anything, Leader Sparrow.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39THEY CHUCKLE
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Have you packed the maps and the compasses?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Safe and sound in the Junior Woodpecker crate.- Excellent.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Then you're all set for the camping trip.- We are going camping?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Ooh! We'd love to try camping.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Aah! No. To come along,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55you would first have to join the Junior Woodpeckers.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58It is no ordinary trip, as the Woodpeckers are going to earn
0:01:58 > 0:02:01the most coveted badge of all - the Navigation at Night badge.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04BOTH: Ooh! Camping with badges.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07That's like sausage and ice cream - a match made in heaven.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Where do we sign up?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Normally I would get my high-flying lawyer to look over this stuff,
0:02:13 > 0:02:14but what the hey?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Welcome to Junior Woodpeckers.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18BOTH: Ready for anything!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oh-ho-hoo.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Ah, but you must have at least five badges before you can come camping
0:02:23 > 0:02:25and attempt the Navigation at Night badge.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- It was in the rule book. - Sorry, boys. It's true.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33There really isn't time to earn all five badges before we leave.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Hmm.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37What would one have to do to earn these five badges?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Just asking. - Yeah, just asking and stuff.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Well, let's see.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Badge number one - learn to play a musical instrument.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52BOTH: Next.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Badge number two - learn to speak a foreign language.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Seyse-tee.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Gff-nuff-ne-kekkev-nedoshe?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Shlay-bel-berbin! Flippel-gremble-glau.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Wait a second. What language was that?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08The question you should be asking, Leader Sparrow,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11is, "What language WASN'T it?"
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Yes, but...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Next.- But, darling...
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Badge number three - Painting!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24BOTH: Yoo-hoo, leaders, over here.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Oh, my.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29But, love...
0:03:29 > 0:03:30BOTH: Next.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Badge number four - Helping an Elderly Neighbour.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Oh, I don't want to cross the road. Neither does Mr President.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Next.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well done, almost there, boys.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Now, finally, badge number...
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Leader Magpie, please. Do we really want these two on our camping trip?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Stop fretting, Leader Sparrow.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Isn't it marvellous that they are so enthusiastic to
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- join our little trip? - Well, yes, but...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Well, badge number five - Lumberjacking.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Ha, they will never get that one in time.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- HORN BEEPS - And here comes the bus.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Phew!
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Oh! Oh, yes.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Timber!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Oh...
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Let's go camping.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25And get more badges.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26BOTH: Yeah, yeah.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, they did earn their five badges.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34OK. Junior Woodpeckers, let's go camping.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36# Ah, you want to ha-ha
0:04:36 > 0:04:37# Ah, you want to ha-ha
0:04:37 > 0:04:39# Ah, you want to ha-ha
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- # Ah, you want to hey - Hey!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41# Ah, you want to ha-ha
0:04:41 > 0:04:43# Ah, you want to ha-ha
0:04:43 > 0:04:44# Ah, you want to ha-ha
0:04:44 > 0:04:45# Ah, you want to hey. #
0:04:45 > 0:04:49ALL: Yeah!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- # Where do we come from? - ALL: Where do we come from?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- # And we always tell them - And we always tell them
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- # We're from Burbia - We're from Burbia... #
0:04:58 > 0:05:00MRS JONES GASPS
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Careful, Woodpeckers. This is poison ivy. It causes a terrible rash.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06We will have to find another way around.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Madam Leader Magpie, excuse moi, fromage frais.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14BOTH: Yes.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Well done, boys.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Ready for anything.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24You've earned your Thinking on your Feet badges.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ah, my face. My face!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31OK, Woodpeckers, it's time to earn your Putting up a Tent badge.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh. Excellent tent-making.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Excellent work, Woodpeckers.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Excuse me, Leader Sparrow,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49but I do believe you owe us a Putting up a Tent badge.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Now, what other badges can we get?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Very good.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Ooh!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06# The badges the badges
0:06:06 > 0:06:07# Getting them badges
0:06:07 > 0:06:10# The badges, the badges The biddly, biddly badges
0:06:10 > 0:06:12# I want a badge for my hat A badge for my...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14# I want a badge for my cousin cos his name is Patch
0:06:14 > 0:06:15# If you like them badges Give me a dib dib dib
0:06:15 > 0:06:17# Dib dib dib
0:06:17 > 0:06:19# If you like them badges Give me a dob dob dob
0:06:19 > 0:06:20# Dob dob dob
0:06:20 > 0:06:22BOTH: # Dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dob dob
0:06:22 > 0:06:24# Dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dob dob
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- # The badges, the badges - Give me them badges
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- # The badges, the badges - The biddly, biddly badges
0:06:29 > 0:06:31# B to the A to the D
0:06:31 > 0:06:33# G to the E to the S
0:06:33 > 0:06:35# What's that spell?
0:06:35 > 0:06:36# Badgers! #
0:06:36 > 0:06:39No, badges.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# The badges, the badges The biddly, biddly badges. #
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Right, Woodpeckers, now we have a long hike to Lake Bottomless.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Then, using only our maps and compasses,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56we must navigate our way back to camp
0:06:56 > 0:06:59to earn the Navigation at Night badge.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- I can't wait! - That's the best badge of all.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Woodpeckers, ready?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07ALL: Ready for anything!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10That's the spirit! Let's go.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You know, Leader Magpie, this is what it's all about -
0:07:14 > 0:07:16fresh air, nature all around us.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Nothing can spoil this.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Excuse me, Leader Sparrow.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh... Yes?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Are there any more badges that we can get
0:07:23 > 0:07:25while we're waiting for it to get dark?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Yeah!- Like, is there a badge for making monkey sounds?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30THEY IMITATE MONKEYS
0:07:31 > 0:07:33There's no such badge!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Surely there's a clucking like a chicken badge.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Yeah!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39THEY IMITATE CHICKENS
0:07:39 > 0:07:40There's no such badge!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Pretending to be a fire engine?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45THEY IMITATE FIRE ENGINES
0:07:45 > 0:07:47All right, all right, please stop.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Look, how about earning a Making a Campfire badge?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51You don't have that one, do you?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ooh, you're right.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54A bit of peace and quiet at last.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Ooh, excellent work, boys.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Now, who's for hot cocoa?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04CHEERING
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Are you sure you brought the cocoa? I can't find it anywhere.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Yes, it's in the crate with the maps and compasses.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13That crate?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19No! Our maps and compasses.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Zig and Zag, what have you done? - You said make a campfire.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27- So we made a fire with the stuff from the camp, right?- Wrong, boys.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Why didn't you use wood?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Wood? Where would we find that?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah? It's not like it grows on trees.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Ooh!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35We've no maps, no compasses,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39which means no way of getting back to camp. This is a disaster.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You two are the worst Junior Woodpeckers I've ever met.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I should take all your badges back for this.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Oh, Leader Sparrow, it's just a misunderstanding.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I'm sorry, Leader Magpie, but because of these two,
0:08:51 > 0:08:52we're stuck here until morning.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54HOWLING But why?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Why?!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Because we've no maps and compasses and it's dark!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- But we do have a map.- Where?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Up there.- The galaxy is one big map.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05If there's one thing we know about, it's stars.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Look - there's the North Star.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09To get back to camp, all we have to do is follow the North Star
0:09:09 > 0:09:12past the Big Dipper's dimples, take a right at Orion's nostril
0:09:12 > 0:09:14and then second left after Jupiter's jumper.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Simples.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18What do you think, Leader Sparrow?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I think they might just be right. It's certainly worth a try.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Are we ready, Junior Woodpeckers?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26ALL: Ready for anything!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Flashlights on, singing on, let's go!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30CHEERING
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- # Where do we come from? - Where do we come from?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- # And we always tell them - And we always tell them
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- # We're from Burbia - We're from Burbia
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- # Marchy, marchy Burbia - Marchy, marchy Burbia. #
0:09:42 > 0:09:44BOTH: Home sweet home, everybody.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46CHEERING
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- They've actually done it.- I must say you've really impressed me, boys.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52That was a very clever bit of night-time navigation.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Leader Magpie... - Well done, Woodpeckers.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- BOTH: Navigation at Night badges! - You've earned them.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03I've got to ask - how do you know all that stuff about the universe?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, we are aliens from outer space.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Oh, yes, very good, boys, very good. Well, it's been a long night.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Time to turn in for the evening.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Is that an elephant?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18It certainly is.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19He came with our tent.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21We're returning him to the circus tomorrow.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24That doesn't explain what he's doing in my tent!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27For the Elephant in the Leader's Tent badge...
0:10:27 > 0:10:29There's no such badge!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Elephant Eating Leader's Sleeping Bag badge?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35No, bad elephant. We told you that's not the toilet tent.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I'd get cleaning that up, Mr Jones, if I were you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two
0:10:42 > 0:10:43# One
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Hey, hey, hey
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Hey, hey, hey
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey, hey, hey
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Bye-bye, Zig and Zag! #