All Washed Up

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's dri-dri-driving

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it, not too late

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down, it's Zig and Zag time

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #

0:00:40 > 0:00:42MRS JONES SINGS

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Don't panic, Mrs Jones, we're here!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Nothing, nothing, underpants, clear!

0:00:50 > 0:00:51What's going on?

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Is there some sort of emergency?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55That's exactly what we were going to ask YOU, Mrs Jones.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yeah. You're the one putting up all the distress flags.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Distr...

0:00:59 > 0:01:01What? You mean my laundry?

0:01:01 > 0:01:02ZIG AND ZAG: Huh?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04You've no idea what laundry is, have you?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Ha, silly boys.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Explainez-vous, Mrs Jones.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12What is this thing you call "laundry"?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14First, you take your clothes off...

0:01:14 > 0:01:16ZIG GASPS Mrs Jones!

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Then, you put them in the washing machine with the washing powder

0:01:19 > 0:01:21and they come out clean.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Now, that is going to save me a fortune.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26I've been wearing these threads once, then chucking them away.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30And I just keep wearing things till this happens.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Hmm. Looks like some sort of weapons' practice.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35I think you might be right, sir.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37That's the washing machine, there.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Oh, so THAT'S what that is.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Heh, we've got one at a Zogly Manor.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46We've just been using it to knead bagel dough.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49And it makes a mighty mean bagel. Mmm!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh?! Huh. Hmmm.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Well, if you've got a washing machine, all you need

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- is washing powder. - Ah, say no more, Mrs Jones.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59To the Mini Mart!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Wow! So many washing powders! Hmmm.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06"Omegone - makes dirt give up and cry."

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Coo-el!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11"Sniffy-Whiff - smell as fresh as a freshly squeezed daisy."

0:02:11 > 0:02:13My lifetime ambition.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17"Ultra-Breezy - with a hint of wild wind."

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh, Zag! How are we supposed to choose?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21NELLIE SIGHS

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Blammo - it's buy one, get one free.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25ZIG AND ZAG: Blammo it is!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27"Blammo - makes your clothes whiter than white."

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Now, I'd have said that was scientifically impossible,

0:02:30 > 0:02:31but, as we all know, Zigmondo,

0:02:31 > 0:02:34adverts never, ever lie.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36So, which one is the free one?

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oh!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- TAPPING - Huh?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Nellie! Did you know your dad's turning into a statue?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43What? Oh, the cast.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46He broke his leg. Had to go to hospital to get fixed up.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48It got broken? How?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51No idea.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Clean-up on aisle three, please. Clean-up on aisle three.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57- Measure out one scoop.- Uh-uh.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01ZIG COUGHS

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Makes your clothes whiter than white.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05This I have to see! Heh.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Ha-ha!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Aww, they're not white in the slightest!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Maybe it only means it gets your white clothes white?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Haw, not even. Makes them pink!

0:03:19 > 0:03:24What a swizz! I'm going to e-mail them an eloquent complaint.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26How does one spell...? ZAG BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Three "P"s.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Hey, Zag! Have we still got that Better-o-matic ray?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34"Dear, liars..." No...

0:03:34 > 0:03:35"Oi, liars!"

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Under the sink, behind the juicer.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Oh. Ha-ha!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Uh-huh, huh-huh, pppfffft, and...

0:03:44 > 0:03:46send!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oo-ooh!

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Ooh, that looks promising, Zigmondo. Let's give it a go.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Are you sure we need all this equipment, sir?- Positive!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58We can't risk missing the slightest, tiniest hint of anything.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01ZIG AND ZAG: Whoa! Woo!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Pass me the microphone.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04We must know what they're planning.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Are you all right?

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Speak to me!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08BURPS

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Hah-hah! Better out than in.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Not you, the washing machine! Heh! Ergh!

0:04:12 > 0:04:13CRASH, BANG, THUMP

0:04:13 > 0:04:18Stay with us! Don't you dare die on me! Urgh.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21O, Marshmallow Of Destiny, we need help and we need it fast.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23We broke the washing machine.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Broke, you say? Hmmm.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Just like Nellie's dad was broken.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36If only there was a place you could go that made things better.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38If only there was a place we could go that would make

0:04:38 > 0:04:40poor Sudsy McGregor better?

0:04:40 > 0:04:45Of course! Zigmund, we can take the washing machine to the hospital.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47ZIG AND ZAG: Zog Drop!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48HAKA-STYLE MUSIC

0:04:56 > 0:04:57The hospital.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Of course! Aliens can't resist medical experiments on humans.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03So, should we go to the hospital and, more importantly,

0:05:03 > 0:05:04get out of this tree?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Hmmm, we need a strategy.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08One of us should go undercover.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10We need...an injury.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- TREE CREAKS - Huh?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Er! ah! Ah! A-ow! - THUMP

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Ow!

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Er, fast work, sir.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- TREE CREAKS AGAIN - Whoa!

0:05:21 > 0:05:25- IMITATES A SIREN - Woo-woo-woo-wow-woo-woo!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27You, fetch me a doctor!

0:05:27 > 0:05:28You, fetch me an X-ray!

0:05:28 > 0:05:32You, fetch me 50 milligrams of hydromoxapoxafloxapax!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34You, fetch me a banana and mackerel milkshake!

0:05:34 > 0:05:35I'm a doctor. What's the problem?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Doc, it's bad!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38You've got to take a look at him!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Tell me he's going to make it!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42My goodness! You've got here just in time.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44In here! Seal off the area. Full quarantine.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48You were right to bring him in. I've never seen spots like it.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49They're hideous.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Not me. Here!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53You've got to save him! He's got a wife and suds!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56OK, he doesn't, but if you don't save him,

0:05:56 > 0:05:57he'll never have the chance!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59What a waste of time. Get out!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03You know, for a man with lots of patients, you don't have much...

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- patience.- Security!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Throw these jokers out.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yeah, throw them out.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10- He means us, Zig.- Uh-oh.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14After them!

0:06:15 > 0:06:16In here!

0:06:18 > 0:06:19PANTING

0:06:24 > 0:06:25- Oh.- Hmmm.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I don't know how much longer we've got, bro.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I can't feel a pulse. We've got to get surgery now!

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Out of the way! We're surgeons.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, yes, right, yes.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Ow! Careful, Honey!- Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I think one of the wheels is wonky.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Ow!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47YOU'LL be wonky in a minute.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Just keep an eye out for the alien slime. Ooh!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I just hope we're in time. Nurse, sponge!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Who are you calling Nurse Sponge, huh?

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Er, sponge.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Antiseptic!- Antiseptic.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Echo!- Echo, echo, echo...

0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Tin opener!- Tin opener.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Mop my brow!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18BEEPING

0:07:21 > 0:07:22FAST, FUNKY DRUMMING

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Funky heartbeats, bro!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Ha, that's nothing! Wait till you hear my eardrums.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- MORE DRUMMING Oh, me likey.- Rhythm.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31There they are!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Operation in progress!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Stand back and let the professionals work.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Nurse Zig, I'm going in.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I can feel something soft and squidgy.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh! Do washing machines have hearts?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- BANGING ON DOOR AGENT HONEY: Again.- Ow-ooh!

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Hurry up, Dr Zag.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Aww, it's a bagel.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Must have fallen down the back and got bigified by

0:07:54 > 0:07:55our souped-up powder.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Mmmm, fizzy!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's alive, it's alive!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06That bagel was blocking everything up.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Sweet surgical skills, bro.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Now, we can get some serious laundry done.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11BANGING ON DOOR CONTINUES

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Come here!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Whoa, Zig! I think I've found us a ride.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Hop on board.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Ha-ha-ha! - Whee-ha! Ride 'em, surgeon!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- After them!- Where? Where?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30NURSE: Hey!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31ZAG: Whoa-ow!

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Hey, new improved Blammo really does get clothes whiter than white.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Result!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Huh-huh! Time to make a clean getaway.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Ha-ha!

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow...

0:08:48 > 0:08:49My fault.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Sorry.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Uh-oh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Huh?

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Got you now!

0:08:56 > 0:08:57ZIG CHUCKLES

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Hee-hee!- Ha-ha!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Get 'em! Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Get after them.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Faster, faster!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Yeah!- Ha-ha-ha! Woo!

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Faster, faster!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Faster, faster!

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Ha-ha! Faster, faster!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15SIREN BLARES

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Got you now.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Eh? Slower, slower.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Make your mind up.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22ZIG AND ZAG: Whooooaaaaah!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Huh?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27AGENTS: Arrrrgh!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29CRASH!

0:09:31 > 0:09:32- Hee-hee!- Huh-ha-huh!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34THEY GROAN IN PAIN

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ooh! Someone should call them an ambulance.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40You're an ambulance and you're an ambulance. Ha-ha-hoo!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42SIREN Whoa! Now, that is good service.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44THEY GASP

0:09:44 > 0:09:46There they are!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Uh-oh! Set it to super-spin cycle, bro. We're outta here!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Ha-ha!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Wa-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54ZIG AND ZAG LAUGH

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Mr Zogly? I'm from Blammo. We got your complaint that our

0:10:00 > 0:10:03powder wasn't washing whiter than white. I came to apologise.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Don't worry. It's sorted. Look.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Wow! How would you guys like to

0:10:08 > 0:10:10earn a year's supply of Blammo?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Hmmm. Make it 12 months' worth

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and you've got a deal, lady.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Wow! Zag, think of all the laundry we could do with that!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Hang on. What exactly do you want us to do?

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Take this, dirt!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Take that, colour.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Hmm-hmm!- Hee-hee!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30ZIG AND ZAG: Blammo! Makes your clothes whiter than white,

0:10:30 > 0:10:32whatever colour they are!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34And it makes a mega-fizzy bagel!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- CHOMPING Mmmm!- Yumm!

0:10:39 > 0:10:40- Ha-ha-ha!- Huh-huh-ha-ha!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two

0:10:42 > 0:10:44# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:53 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# That was Zig and Zag. #