0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- #- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Well, come along for the ride, you and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:16# When our weird worlds collide it must seem a little fast
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight cos no-one's drive, drive, driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it Not too late
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Countdown, it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- #- Five, four, three, two Time for Zig and Zag!- #
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Mm-mm.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I love mud pie.
0:00:45 > 0:00:51It's sponge-orific, cream-tastic, chocolaty bonkers.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Yes, but should you be having it every meal?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Well, brown is one of my five-a-day.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Uh, I've told you before, a colour is not one of your five-a-day.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02DOORBELL RINGS Oh.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Enchante, Mrs Jones.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh, say, your manners are so Continental.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Yes, and so is my breakfast. Ha-ha.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16I've just come to invite you over to a little surprise for Mr Jones.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19In anticipation of his prize lemon tree, Cedric,
0:01:19 > 0:01:20breaking a world record.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Sorry to hear that something of yours is broken.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Would you like to borrow our tool box?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26It has a hammer and some cheese in it.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Zig, I've told you before, never put a hammer in the tool box.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32It's cheese and crackers only.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34We'll be there, Mrs Jones.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Until then, vol-au-vent.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, French.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yes, like my toast. Ha-ha.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42CHATTERING
0:01:44 > 0:01:46It's so exciting.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Shh! Everyone, here he comes.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50ALL: Yay!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51What's going on?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Surprise, darling.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57We're all here to celebrate you breaking the world
0:01:57 > 0:02:00record for the most lemons on a lemon tree.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02But I haven't broken it yet.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Well, you almost have.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Just one more lemon and you'll fulfil your lifelong ambition
0:02:07 > 0:02:11to get your name in The Book Of Amazingly Incredible World Records.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13He gets his name in a book.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Coo-well. - Huh? What's everyone drinking?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Lemonade, of course.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Argh, not from Cedric!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Of course not.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25It's made with lemons from the other trees.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Eee. Oh, thank goodness.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Three cheers for Mr Jones. - Cheer! Cheer! Cheer! Ha-ha-ha.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34GIGGLING AND SLURPING
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Ooh.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Right bro, let's blow this party cos I have an inge-henious idea.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- We should become ice road truckers? - Er, no.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52We should break a record of our own
0:02:52 > 0:02:56and get our names in this Book Of Amazingly Incredible World Records.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59That would be the coolest earthling-type thing to do ever.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Yeah. I'm with you, girlfriend. - Ha-ha.- Ha-ha.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Thanks for coming,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Mrs Book Of Amazingly Incredible World Records lady.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Cheese and crackers?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Hmm.- Right, well, down to business.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Ahem. Zig,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I think you'll be impressed, as we are about to
0:03:16 > 0:03:19break the world record for balancing
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- pink wafer biscuits.- Whoa.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28344. I think you'll find that's one more than the current world record.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Hm-hm.- Mm-hm.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Not so fast, furry boys.- Aw.
0:03:33 > 0:03:40I think you'll find 345 over here, lady, official lady.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41What!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Whoa.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Mmm. Mm-hm.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Ha-ha-ha
0:03:46 > 0:03:49MUMBLES
0:03:51 > 0:03:53You said it, bro.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Sorry, furry boys.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57But when there is a competition, we are
0:03:57 > 0:03:59going to be number one every time.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Boom.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Oh, you think so, huh?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06You want break another record, go right ahead.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Then we will break your broken record.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, it's on like a fat prawn.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Challenge accepted.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16# Push-ups until the end
0:04:16 > 0:04:19# Got to make it to the top. #
0:04:21 > 0:04:24World record for press-ups with the mountain goats.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Broken. Boom.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Argh.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# Trying to break the record tonight. #
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Mm-mm.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39World record for staring at the cheese. Boom.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hmm.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Extreme standing on the one leg on the bicycle spinning
0:04:44 > 0:04:45hoops in an unusual way.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Broken.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Boom.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Argh.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55So, what you want to lose at next, furry boys? Ha-ha-ha.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh, don't worry, we'll think of something to lose at.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Uh, I mean, win at.- Ha-ha-ha.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05We need to come up with a seriously good challenge.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Hmm.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Ha-ha-ha.- Why are you running, dear?
0:05:14 > 0:05:15I've done it.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Most lemons on a lemon tree. Ha-ha-ha.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Bravo. You deserve it after all your hard work.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Ah! Work.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Oh, call the official from The Book Of Amazingly Incredible World
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Records and tell her I'll meet her here after work.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Oh.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Is there anything on this planet
0:05:37 > 0:05:38- that we could beat Abs and Pek at? - Hmm.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44O, Mighty Marshmallow Of Destiny, is there anything we can do?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Don't just be bitter about losing.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Be bitter about winning too.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Oh, somebody's got out of the wrong side of the pocket this morning.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Bitter!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Zag, there is one thing
0:05:59 > 0:06:01that we might be able to beat Abs and Pek at.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I know their weakness.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Colour me interested.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07They don't like lemonade.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11I saw them go all squirmy when they drank it at the Jones's.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Their faces looked like this.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Perhaps there is a lemony juice joust-type world record
0:06:18 > 0:06:20that needs a breaking. Hm-hm.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21BOTH: Surpri...!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Well, where on earth are we going to get lots and lots of lemons?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- It's not like they grow on trees. - Hmm.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Over there, over there.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- MICROPHONE SQUEALS - Good afternoon, everyone.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46You join us, here, in the back garden of Zogly Manor for a very
0:06:46 > 0:06:47special event. Bob.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Thanks, Bob. Today's record-breaking attempt is the most lemons
0:06:51 > 0:06:53sucked in a lemon-sucking session.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Argh.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Hmm.- Ha-ha.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00SPLASH
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Gentleman, start your lemons.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Argh.- Oh, oh, oh.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Mmm.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Ha-ha.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Argh.- Oh, oh, oh.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Ha-ha.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Ha-ha-ha.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Whoever sucks one more lemon, breaks the world record.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Good luck, overly competitive Earth neighbour.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Oh, my elbow!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Ho-ho-hi-ha-ha.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Ha-ha-ha.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Boom.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03No-o-o-o-o!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Boo-hoo.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Sorry I couldn't see you earlier, I'd such a busy day at work.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12But I think you'll be suitably impressed.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14What?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16No. Oh, ho-ho-ho.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Huh? "Dear Mr Jones, we have borrowed Cedric.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24"Thanks muchly, Earth neighbour, Zig and Zag." Oh.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Aw, I mean, we almost had them that time.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Sorry about that, bro..
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I really sucked though, didn't I? Ha-ha-ha.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35You certainly did and to show you how proud I am,
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I've made you your favourite desert.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Ah, mud pie! Ho-ho.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Yes, unfortunately, we've run out of chocolate
0:08:42 > 0:08:45but not to worry, I used real mud instead.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Now, that's clever.- Hmm.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Go on, tuck in.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Ha-ha. Don't mind if I do, Captain Bakewell. Mmm.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I am fappy,
0:08:55 > 0:08:57full and happy.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59That was the... Ooh.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Can you save that for the bathroom, young man?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05What's going on?
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Oh, oh. I wonder
0:09:06 > 0:09:08if it's something to do with your alien tummy,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11the mud and the mud pie, mixed with the lemon pips that you must have
0:09:11 > 0:09:13swallowed during the competition.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Do you think?!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17What is going on, fluffy boys?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Ha-ha.- Ha-ha.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Zig, is your new name, Twig?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Hey, don't you dare pick on my stick.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26I mean, brother.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Where's Cedric? Oh-ho-ho-ho.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Oh, bonsoir, Mr Jones.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Didn't you get our note?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Cedric. What have they done to you?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37We just needed to borrow the lemon juice out of the lemons.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Other than that, Cedric's as good as new.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Mmm.- Eee.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Huh?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46World record for the world's first ever squeezed lemon tree.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47- Why, thank you.- Mm-hm.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Result, Mr J. You're going to be in the book.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Ah, looks like I'm not the only one.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Wow.- What's it say? I can't read. I'm a tree.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02It's a super special award for creating a brand-new
0:10:02 > 0:10:05world record for becoming a tree.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Well done, bro.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Excuse me, can you put my brother's name in the record book too?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Aw, that's very thoughtful.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Well, it's, sort of, kind of, your fault.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16So nice of you to say so.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Sweet. Our names are in a book.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21BOTH: Boom.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Right, Mr Jones, how about we ask all the neighbours over for
0:10:25 > 0:10:27a record-breaking celebration?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh, splendid idea.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31And the drinks are on Zig.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Oi, keep your hands off my lemons.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Oh. Ho-ho-ho. Oh, that tickles. Stop. Ha-ha. Oh, cold hands. Oh...
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two, one!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57# Five, four, three, two. Time for Zig and Zag! #