0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's drive-drive-driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it Not too late
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting Are your engines on? We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down It's Zig and Zag time
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Sher and Lock are the most detectivey detectives
0:00:53 > 0:00:54in the history of detection.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Detectively.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Whoa! We're out of crispy comestibles.- That just won't do.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Urgh...
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Yes!- Oh, nice one, bro-face. Now clone us some more.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06OK, no peeking.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09What flavour?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I deduce that the crisp flavour in question is none other than
0:01:12 > 0:01:13cabbage and apricot.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Ooh, you're good.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Ooh, Sher and Lock are going to reveal who done did it!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Bet you it's that sneaky Lady Felicity Fortescue.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Nah, it's the villainous Vicar Norbert.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Nobody eats the crusts of cucumber sandwiches.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32'Detectives Sher and Lock, what are you two doing here?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- 'All right, the game is up, Vicar. - And Lady Felicity Fortescue.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- 'Because you are...- ..one...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42'..and the same.'
0:01:42 > 0:01:43ZIG AND ZAG: Whoa!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Lady Fortescue WAS the vicar! - Oh, we're good!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49We can guess crisp flavours and criminals.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51It's like WE'RE detective geniuses.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54And we must use that genius for the good of all society, bro.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Burbia needs us. To the zoot and boot!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- I'm Detective Zag von Clue. - I'm Ziglock Holmesless.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10And together we are... BOTH: Clue Less!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Another day on the mean streets of Burbia.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16All appears quiet, but crime doesn't take days off.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- Suspect at two o'clock. Well, maybe quarter past four-ish.- Let's roll.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28- Mr Jones, I presume.- Oh, it's you two. It's not a good time, boys.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31It's never a good time for crime.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Look, my favourite plant vulgaris nefarious is sick.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35I'm taking it to the garden centre to see
0:02:35 > 0:02:38if there's anything that could help it. It's a very rare plant.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Sorry about that, Mr J, but we're detectives now,
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- and losing leaves is hardly a job worthy of Clue...- ..Less!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Coo-ee! Boys! - Arrivederci, Mrs Jones.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- I mean, any crimes to report, Mrs Jones?- Er, no.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I just wanted to invite you
0:02:56 > 0:02:59to Mr Jones' surprise birthday party...
0:02:59 > 0:03:00tonight!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I'm sorry, Mrs Jones - as long as there's crime...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- ..there won't be party time.- Oh, no.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08We don't get much crime around here, boys.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09ARGH!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Sounds like Mrs Eyebrows.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12And, judging by the length of the scream
0:03:12 > 0:03:15and the pitch of the voice, sounds like she's in trouble.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17WAILING
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Mrs Eyebrows, perhaps we can be of assistance.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Mr President's gone missing. You haven't seen him, have you?
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Well, no. Never, actually.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Detective Less, you do realise what this means?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30It's time for Mrs Eyebrows to get a new cat called Mr Vice President?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32No. Unless I'm very much mistaken,
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Clue Less have just got their first case.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- What are you doing?- We're sealing off the crime scene, ma'am.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- Crime scene?- That's right, madam.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Wherever there's a crime we're seeing,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48we're on the scene seeing the crime scene, see?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Erm...- The Case Of The Catnapped Cat Of Burb Street is officially open.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Stand back, ma'am. You could get ugly.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58COUGHING
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Ho-ho-ho-ho!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Argh!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Well?- I must say I'm rather stumped.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16It appears there's not a single
0:04:16 > 0:04:19clue in The Case Of The Catnapped Cat Of Burb Street.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Ow!- Now, Mrs Eyebrows, some questions to establish motive,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25timeframe, and other detectivey investigatey things.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Well, I was about to wrap my birthday present for Mr Jones
0:04:28 > 0:04:30when the doorbell rang.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33It was Abs and Pek,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36who had kindly come to help me
0:04:36 > 0:04:40carry my piano over to the Joneses' for a birthday singsong.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Then the doorbell rang again.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45It was Mrs Jones wanting to borrow a cup of sugar for the cake
0:04:45 > 0:04:47she was baking for Mr Jones.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50She helped me finish wrapping,
0:04:50 > 0:04:54and that's when Nellie arrived with my weekly grocery delivery.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58That is a long list of suspicious suspects.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01It could be any one of them! Hmmm, suspicious.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Well, "suspish" no longer,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Detective Clue, I've figured out who the feline felon is.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07It was the penguin in the sombrero!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09A-ha! The penguin in the...
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Or perhaps it could be one of the neighbours who
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- were at the house this morning. - Oh, yes, of course.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Now, if you don't mind, ma'am, it's time for Burb Street's
0:05:17 > 0:05:19number one detective duo to go catch ourselves a catnapper.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Meow.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27HE SNEEZES
0:05:28 > 0:05:30HE SNEEZES
0:05:44 > 0:05:49- Oooh.- We got a messy situation. Clean-up on aisle three, please.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Clean up on aisle three.- Ugh.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57All suspects are in place.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Shh! I hear footsteps. Everybody hide!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07ALL: SURPRISE!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10No, the surprise is it's Detective Clue and Detective Less.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- And together we are... - BOTH: Clue Less!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oh, boys, we thought you were Mr Jones.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19And we thought YOU were innocent.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22But one of you in this room is guilty of catnapping,
0:06:22 > 0:06:24and we're going to find out whom.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Well, I am worried - he has been missing all day.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Mr President went missing this morning,
0:06:32 > 0:06:33and each of you gathered here
0:06:33 > 0:06:36has motive, opportunity, and evidence against you.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Oi, stop mucking about. Mr Jones is going to be here any mo.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Nellie, Nellie, Nellie.- Nellie.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Life at the mini-mart had become boring, predictable, humdrum.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- If only you had a pet - it would make your life complete.- What?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Get a life, What'syourname. - Let's examine the evidence.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55A convenient delivery of a cat-shaped box to Mrs Eyebrows
0:06:55 > 0:06:57moments before the cat went missing.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00An even more convenient shop full of convenient cat food
0:07:00 > 0:07:01to feed the cat you napped.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03How convenient.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05What? No! Look, I was just making a delivery,
0:07:05 > 0:07:07and we've all kinds of pet food in the shop.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11I put it to you that Mr President is in this box.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12A-ha!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13- Nuh-uh.- Ugh.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- You are wrecking the party, fluffy boys.- Yeah, the party.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Abs and Pek.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22You were at Mrs Eyebrows' house moments before the cat disappeared.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24You, Pek, have catlike scratches on your arm.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Perhaps Mr President was reluctant to become a feline bodybuilder.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33And, Abs, your sneezing... I deduce a cat allergic allergy.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Yeah, the party.- Ridiculous!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Scratches are from thorns on the roses that were
0:07:37 > 0:07:40sitting on top of piano, and sneeze is from the pollen.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I put it to you that Mr President is in the piano.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- A-ha!- No! What are you doing? - STRING PING / DISCORD
0:07:47 > 0:07:48No.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Madam, may I suggest you get this tuned?
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Please, boys, what if Mr Jones walks in?- Ah, Mrs Jones.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59You were seen calling to Mrs Eyebrows for a cup of sugar.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01More like a cup of cat!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Not to mention all that cream I'm mentioning.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- How simply perfect to feed a hungry catnapped cat with.- Silly boys.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10They're just ingredients for the cake.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11I put it to you, Mrs Jones,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14that you've cleverly disguised Mr President as a cake.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17- Oh, what?- This is crazy.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Aha!- Nu-uh! Mmm.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- Oh, for goodness' sake!- Oh, my word, what is going on?- Oh, Mr Jones!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29We were going to have a surprise birthday party for you,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31but it's all gone a bit wrong, I'm afraid.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'm not really in the mood for a party, anyway.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36My vulgaris nefarious isn't going to make it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- What now, bro? We're no closer to solving the case.- Or are we?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- What if Mr Jones...- ..and Lady Felicity Fortescue...- ..are one...
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- ..and the same!- Unmask her!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- Boys! Stop it at once! - Ow, get off!- Everything is ruined.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Please, at least let Mr Jones open his presents.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- Oh!- Presents!- Mr Presentident!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03BOTH: We'll save you, Mr President!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Woo-hoo-hoo!- Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, what's that doing there?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's Mr President's cat basket.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Huh?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Oh, there you are, Mr President. That's where you've been all along.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20With all the comings and goings this morning, I must have got
0:09:20 > 0:09:24distracted, and accidentally wrapped your cat basket instead of
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Mr Jones's present. Silly me!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Soooo...there wasn't a catnapping after all.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31No. Just a napping cat wrapping.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33BOTH: Case solved.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35BOTH: Zog Drop!
0:09:35 > 0:09:39HAKA STYLE MUSIC
0:09:44 > 0:09:50You two are walking disaster areas. You wreck whole party, broken piano.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Exactly. - And my lovely cake is ruined.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57- And worst of all, you opened all Mr Jones's presents.- Except for one.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Ah. Wow!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04A vulgaris nefarious! They are so rare!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Well, it is your birthday.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08How on earth did you manage to find one?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Cloned it from a leaf that fell off earlier.- Cloned? Ha-ha!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, very good. Thank you so much, boys, you've made my birthday.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I'll just go and give her a little water.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Well, I have to admit it, you really came through there, boys.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Now, what about the mess?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Don't worry, ma'am, we'll find out exactly who made this mess
0:10:26 > 0:10:29and bring the perps to justice. Because I'm Detective Clue...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I'm Detective Less. And together we are...- Clue...- Less!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Let's roll.- Huh? Suspect at two o'clock.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40OTHERS SIGH
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...
0:10:42 > 0:10:46# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# That was Zig and Zag! #