0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's drive, drive, driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it, not too late
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down, it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Ready?- Yup.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Service!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53No-o-o-o-o!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Yes!- Game, set, and lightly browned.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Nothing beats a toaster tennis match.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02DOORBELL RINGS Ooh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06ZIG MUMBLES THROUGH TOAST
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Good morrow on this fine morrow, Mr Jones.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12What my brother is trying to say is, "How can we help, earth neighbour?"
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Er, I need a favour. Me and the family are off on holiday.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17The kids are so excited.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21We'll be away for a couple of weeks,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24so I wondered if you wouldn't mind watering the plants for us.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Say no more, Mr Jones,
0:01:26 > 0:01:30my brother and I have watered many plants in our time.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Yeah, sometimes we even use a watering can. Hee-hee-hee!
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- But what's all this holly-day business you speak of?- Ah, holidays.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39They're so relaxing.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42You go somewhere you've always wanted to stay, a change of scenery,
0:01:42 > 0:01:48where you can unwind, relax, and take a break from the daily grind.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51BOTH: Oooooh! Holidays sound coo-el!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- < Hurry up, Mr Jones! - Coming, Mrs Jones.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Rest assured, neighbourly neighbour,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59your plants could not be in safer hands.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01CLATTERING
0:02:03 > 0:02:04See?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- HE SIGHS See ya!- Bye-bye!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oh, I think we deserve a holiday.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12A break from all that houseplant-sitting
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- we're about to do.- One trillion percent. Where are we going?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Mr Jones said a holiday should be a change of scenery.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Relaxing.- Somewhere we've always wanted to stay.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Hmmm.- Hmmm.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27BOTH: The Jones's house!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Let's pack, bro. On holidays, we shall go!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36GRUNTING
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- The kitchen sink! - Ah, yes, the kitchen sink.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42GRUNTING
0:02:42 > 0:02:44BOTH SIGH
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Looking good, Ziggy Boy. Let's hol-ee-day.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I hope the journey won't take too long. I get travel sick.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Are we there yet?- No. - Are we there yet?- No.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Are we there yet?- No. - Are we there yet?- Yes.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00BOTH GRUNTING
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Aah!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03BOTH SIGH
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, I thought holidays were meant to be fun.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11We must be missing something.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Aha! A holiday instruction manual.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Sandy beaches, saunas, swimming pools, that's what we're missing!
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Fun stuff. - Then all we've got to do is...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25BOTH: Fun this place up! Zog Drop!
0:03:25 > 0:03:30HAKA-STYLE MUSIC
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Back a bit. Bit more. Bit more.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Perfect! - Instant beach. Sweet!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Enjoying your sauna, sir? - It's sweat-tastic!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Indoor swimming pool, coming right up!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04And I've watered the Jones's plants.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Good thinking there, my beige bro.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Feel the burn, Zag. Work those guns.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12PANTING
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Aaah! Holidays - just chillaxing.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Hey, you know what we should do?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Er, make a jelly bouncy castle and wrestle for the spoon?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Laters, fo sho.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28But right now, we should send ourselves a postcard to tell us
0:04:28 > 0:04:30what a great holiday we're having.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31To the mini-marche!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Aw, Zag!- Conga line!- Ooh!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Mr President, come down, you naughty boy.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Mrs Eyebrows, you naughty girl, I see you're admiring my tan.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Got it on the beach at the Jones's. It's a great place for a holiday.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, really? Do they take pets?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58BOTH: Hmm... Sure.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Oh, come back, Mr President.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- 101. 102. 103. - Flipping impressive flipping, Pek.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Keep that up, you'll get a beach body like mine in no time.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Have you been working out? - Free gym at the Jones's hotel.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15You should check in and check it out.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16HE MUMBLES
0:05:16 > 0:05:19You bet. Hot and cold. And custard on Fridays.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21HE MUMBLES
0:05:21 > 0:05:23That's the great thing about holidays.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24The locals are so friendly.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Oi, stop. Hey... Hey. Stop.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Whoa!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Clean-up on aisle three, please. Clean up on aisle three.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Oh, off on your holidays? - Already there, Nells.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44We found an ace place to stay right here on Burb Street.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46You should come and join us.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49A romantic break with my little fluff-muffin? Yes, please.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Arrivederci, native shop senorita. - Yeah, derci-werci.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Hello, dears. We're checking in.- Oh, yes.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03This sounds like excellent place for making of holiday.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04HE MUMBLES
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Coo-el! What could be more fun than going on holiday with our friends?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11True dat, little bro, but who's going to check them all in?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Mm-hm.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17So, that's a double room with full breakfast and gold gym membership.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Fill this in, please, and I'll have your bags taken to your room.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Zig. Zig!
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Oh, weird. Forecast said sunny. Ah, well.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33- Avocado suite, please.- Huh? - Downstairs loo.- Oh.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Oh, hi Nellie, did we forget our change?- No.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Zig invited me on holiday with him. Isn't this the Jones's house?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Not any more.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46This is the Hotel Jones Supremo Deluxo Resort And Spa Complex.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Ooh, nice. Sounds like the perfect place to relax.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51THUDDING AND GRUNTING
0:06:51 > 0:06:52HE SIGHS It was.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Hey, Ziggy.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Whoa! Oh.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01A one and a two and a three...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Yes. Just... I'll be one...
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Yes. Here.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yes. Yes, it's coming right up.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24There you go.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Zag, I can't take much more being on holiday. It's exhausterating.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Keep your strength up, Zigmund. We've got two weeks to get through.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Oh.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- BELL RINGS - Hello, fluffy bug-eyed manager. >
0:07:37 > 0:07:40When is dinner being served? >
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Honestly, they treat this place like a hotel!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Oh, Marshmallow of Destiny, so spongy and smart.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50How can we serve so many people at once?
0:07:52 > 0:07:58Well, if it's service they want, it's service they should get.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- If it's service they want, it's service they should get?- Huh?- Huh?
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Service? Sporty service! That's it, Zig! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Service!
0:08:16 > 0:08:21- Any jam, dear?- Why, certainly, madam. Zigmund, the jam bike.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Ha! I make that game, set, and splat to us.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38SHOCKED GASPS
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Oh, hey, Mr and Mrs Jones. You're back.- You got a bit of sunburn, too.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Strawberry sunburn.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51That's the worst.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53What are you doing HERE?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56We're on our holidays, Mr Jones.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Shouldn't you be, too?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59We got all the way to the airport,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01only to find the kids are allergic to planes.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03They've come out in such a rash.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Strawberry rash. Mm. Nasty.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12We are leaving. This is worst hotel we have ever stayed in.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- You turned my house into a hotel? - Not a very good one.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19To be honest, we were thinking of giving it up.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20It's loads of hard work.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22But... But it's MY house!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Good point. You should be in charge.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Ah, I feel more relaxed already.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Shall we retire to our suite, Zig?- Yes, indeed.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Extra pillows, and no alarm call please, Mr Manager.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38You can't stay here!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I only gave you the keys so you could water the plants.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Trust me, Mr Jones, they could not be more watered.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50It was a pleasure. No need to thank us.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Boys, if it's a nice holiday you want...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Africa, here we come! I can't wait to see a penguin!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02You're the second-best neighbours in the world, right after us.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Bye-bye-e-e!
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Bye-e-e!
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- See you in two weeks, boys. - Two whole weeks.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Dear Mr and Mrs Jones, having a lovely time.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Haven't seen any lions yet, but we've seen plenty of jumbos.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Love, Zig and Zag.- Woohoo!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Wahey-hey! I love this ride!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Hey, Zag, there's another jumbo!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Huh? Oh! Good work, bro. Africa rocks!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30And it's so much closer than we thought.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Yeah, we didn't even need these tickety things.- Best holiday ever.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Last one in the pool's a curried meringue!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Ha-ha-ha!- Hee-hee-hee-hee!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...
0:10:42 > 0:10:46# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# That was Zig and Zag! #