0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two
0:00:04 > 0:00:05# One
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey, hey, hey, hey
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Welcome along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# But you can't close your eyes
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight No-one's driv-driv-driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# It's time to get on with it Not too late
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Start counting Are your engines on?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# We can't wait
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Count down, this is our time
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig And Zag! #
0:00:46 > 0:00:49You're watching Goat Week on the Farm Channel.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- Next up, more goat facts.- Yes! Give me the goats!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Who knew goats didn't have pockets OR play the banjo?
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Goats are SO cool! Hahaha!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Huh? Oh, who on earth calls during Goat Week?
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Hi, Nellie.- Hi, Snuggleface. What's your name?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12We've all had a letter from the Council saying that there's
0:01:12 > 0:01:16going to be a neat neighbourhood inspection this afternoon.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19It says they have concerns about the untidy state of the neighbourhood.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22So, they're sending someone to inspect the whole street.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24If they don't think it's neat enough,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26we'll have to pay a huge fine.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Huh? The street looks awesome. What's the probs?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33The "probs" is your garden.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35MONKEYS SHRIEK
0:01:35 > 0:01:38OK, maybe it could do with some light weeding.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40But we're kind of in the middle of something.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42It's Goat Week on the Farm Channel!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Favourite thing ever.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Well, if you won't help then I guess we'll have to cancel
0:01:49 > 0:01:51tomorrow's street party.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54ALL TALK AT ONCE Yes, there'll be no street party.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56BOTH: There's going to be a party?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Not if the inspector fines us
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and we have to spend the party money paying it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Why didn't you say so?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06We'll have this garden ship-shape before the inspector arrives.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I knew I could count on you.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Let's garden! Ow!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17ANIMAL ROARS
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh! Flippity flip flops! What was that?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24I don't know, Zig. But I think we're way past the point of light weeding.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Hmm.- We need to find another way to get this garden under control.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Or, we could just give up and watch Goat of the Week!- Goats! Of course!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- I like the way you're thinking, Zig. - Me? Thinking? Ha-ha.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38There must be some mistake.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I just KNOW those alien slime are up to something.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43What kind of dastardly weapon of doom have
0:02:43 > 0:02:44they got hidden in that garden?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46We need to get a closer look!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Tell me we don't have to dress up, sir.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52For the last time, Honey, we don't "dress up". We don disguises.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54But, yes, we have to dress up.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59GOATS BLEAT
0:02:59 > 0:03:01HE LAUGHS
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Wow, real goats!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10What are we doing at the petting zoo, Zag?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13If there's one thing I've learned from Goat Week,
0:03:13 > 0:03:14it's that goats love to eat!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Grass, weeds, flowers, underpants... - Huh?
0:03:18 > 0:03:19..You name it, they'll eat it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26So we're going to lure the goats back to Zogly Manor with flowers.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28And the goats will literally eat our problems away!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31And then we'll bring them back when they're all nice and full.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Zagmeister, you genius!
0:03:33 > 0:03:34BOTH: Zap Rap!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36# I want a ha
0:03:36 > 0:03:37# I want a ha
0:03:37 > 0:03:38# I want a ha
0:03:38 > 0:03:39# I want a hey. #
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Hey! # I want a ha
0:03:41 > 0:03:42# I want a ha
0:03:42 > 0:03:43# I want a ha
0:03:43 > 0:03:45# I want a hey! #
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- By the way, where did you get the flowers?- Outside the Jones' house.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Can you believe they were just lying there in the mud?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53SHE SHRIEKS
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Oh! Here they come, Honey. Positions!
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Come on!- Go, goats!- Come on, goats. Come on, you wittle goats.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Come on, you wittle wittle goats!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Problem solved! We should celebrate.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15May I suggest a haddock and egg smoothie, sir?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Why, that sounds delightful, madam!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27What's that munching sound?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Ahh!- Ahh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Go! Go, go, go!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Get away, get away!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39THEY LAUGH AND MUTTER
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Nice work! And perfect timing.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46The neat neighbourhood inspector's on her way.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Now all we have to do is get those goats back to the petting zoo.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Uh, excuse me? Goats? What goats?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55THEY SHRIEK AND YELL
0:04:56 > 0:04:58GOATS BLEAT
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Duh. Those goats.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Oh, no!- You two had better sort this out fast!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I'll try and stall the inspector.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12There's no time to waste, Zig, come on!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16You're watching Goat Week, on the Farm Channel.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19MUFFLED SHRIEKING
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Things are getting worse out there, Zag. What should we do?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Focus, Zig! We've got this.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33It's finally arrived, Honey. Invasion day!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37And those slimy alien geniuses are using Capra aegagrus hircus
0:05:37 > 0:05:39to do their dirty work!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- They're using what, now? - Goats, Honey, goats!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43And they got us outnumbered.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45We're going to have to go deep undercover to break this
0:05:45 > 0:05:47alien army from the inside.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49More dressing up?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I just hope Burb Street has made some neat neighbourhood
0:05:52 > 0:05:55improvements, unlike the other streets I've inspected today.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- I'm running out of fines. - Oh, I think you'll find it has.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00GOATS BLEAT
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- What's that noise? - I don't hear anything!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Aren't you going to read out our welcome banner?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09"Burb Street welcomes the Neat Neighbourhood Council Official,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12"and hopes she will enjoy her time here as much as we will enjoy
0:06:12 > 0:06:16"her visit, if not more so..." It's kind of wordy, isn't it?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Uh, you haven't finished.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21"..which hardly seems likely, as we're just so honoured
0:06:21 > 0:06:24"that she's coming, we can't wait for her to inspect."
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Ever wondered how to deal with stubborn goats?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- HE GASPS - It's very simple...
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Huh? HE TALKS WITH MOUTH FULL
0:06:34 > 0:06:36THEY PANT
0:06:36 > 0:06:37GOATS BLEAT
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Oi! That's a satellite dish! Not a dinner dish!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43THEY SHOUT
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Hey!- What's up with them?- Hmph!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47GOAT BLEATS
0:06:47 > 0:06:48AAAAAH!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51GOAT THUMPS AGAINST DOOR
0:06:51 > 0:06:53There's only one thing for it.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56O all-knowing Marshmallow of Destiny, with your mind
0:06:56 > 0:06:58so spongy and delicious.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Enlighten me with your wisdom!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Always brush your teeth. You will miss them when you're old!
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- Yeah, I was really asking about the goat problem?- Oh, sure, the goats.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14To move the goats, you must become the goats.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- We must become the goats?- Huh? That's it! We'll become goats!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Here's the plan!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28We mingle with the goats, gain their trust over the years
0:07:28 > 0:07:30and move up the ranks, then BAM!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32We take control and turn them against the aliens.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35We have to dress like this for YEARS?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Focus, Honey, focus!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Here's the plan.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Disguise ourselves as their leader and the goats will follow us
0:07:47 > 0:07:48back to the petting zoo.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Oops. But we don't look anything like their leader!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Sure we do! We've got the knobbly knees,
0:07:53 > 0:07:54we've got the ridiculous hair,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56and I can even do his googly eyes.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- Uh, Zag?- What?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00GOAT BLEATS LOUDLY
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Oh. Aaaaah!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06OK, I've read your banner.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get on with the inspection.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12But you haven't heard the "Welcome To Burbia" song!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# Welcome to Burbia
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# Where-bia? Burbia! #
0:08:17 > 0:08:21If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to hide something.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Me? Never! I wouldn't want you to miss a thing.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- In fact, let me clean those glasses for you.- What IS that noise?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Ah, haha.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Ahh, woohoo hoo hoo!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Zag, he's trying to headbutt my butt butt!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Hang on Zig, we're almost there!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Aaahhhhh!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50And that's how you out-goat a goat, Zigmund. Zig?
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Can we go home, now?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55My bottom's had a very tough day.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04ALL: Oh! SIGHS OF RELIEF
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Hmm. I've never seen anything like it.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17No lawns, no trees, no flowers, there's no nothing.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19This is absolutely...
0:09:19 > 0:09:20fantastic!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25It's the neatest neighbourhood I've ever seen.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27So, we're not getting fined?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30For what? There's nothing here to fine you about.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- Excellent work.- Yeah!- Yay! - Brilliant!- Woo!
0:09:36 > 0:09:42I don't believe it! Guys, we actually passed the inspection.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Cool-ariffic, Zag! We did it!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48And just in time for tomorrow's street part-ay!
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Oh, um, yeah. The, the, uh, party. Um.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56ALL: Oh, haha, yeah, OK, let's do it!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00THEY LAUGH
0:10:03 > 0:10:04GOATS BLEAT
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I don't think these goats like us, sir.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Fear not, Honey. It's simply a matter of befriending their leader.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Which one's their leader? - The one with the knobbly knees!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15And the googly eyes. Sort of like this.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18GOAT BLEATS
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Aaaahhhh!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Ow!
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- Was that a flying goat?- Ha! I don't think so, madam. Goats can't fly!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31And if there's one thing we know everything about, it's goats!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32GOAT BLEATS
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Aaah ohhh!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Well, maybe not everything.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Oh, yeah.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two, one
0:10:42 > 0:10:46# Hey, one, hey, one, hey
0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Hey, hey, hey
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey, hey, hey
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Time for Zig and Zag! #