0:00:01 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's drive, drive, driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# It's time to get on with it, not too late
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Howdy, neighbourino!
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Good morning noon, Mr Jones.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Boys! What are you doing there?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55More like "What are you doing out there putting stuff in here, Mr J?"
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I'm just clearing the garage of old junk.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Mrs Jones wants more room for, well...
0:01:00 > 0:01:01new junk.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Cooooo-eeeeee!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Look what I've found.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ah! Enchante, Mrs Jones.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08What's that?
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Oh, hello, boys. This? It's my old surfboard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Surf what now?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh. Surfboard.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Oh, yes. Mrs Jones was quite the queen of the waves.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Weren't you, darling?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25You weren't so bad yourself, "Gnarly J."
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Well...- Ah, that feeling of waiting for the perfect wave.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Then catching it! And riding the crest,
0:01:31 > 0:01:35like you're at one with nature. Ooh...
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Wow! Surfing sounds coo-ell!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41It is. But my surfing days are behind me.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Hmm. Would you like it, boys?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Nah. - BOTH: We'd love it!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Agent Agent to Agent Honey. Come in, please, Honey.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- I'm right here, sir.- What? Oh, yes.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Alien slime sighted, planning something evil
0:01:54 > 0:01:56involving unnecessarily loud sharks.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Honey? We're moving in.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- It's not working!- OK, try again. ZIG PUFFS AND PANTS
0:02:04 > 0:02:07It's still not working. Can't you wave harder?
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Flippity-flip-flops! I'm waving as fast as I can!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You must be doing it wrong. Nothing's happening.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Howdy.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Ooh, that looks like super fun. What are you young rascals up to?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh, hi, Mrs Eyebrows.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- We're trying to surf, but Zig's waves aren't big enough.- Aww.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Ooh. I do all my surfing down at the seaside.
0:02:27 > 0:02:32- Seaside?- Yep. Bogwash-on-Sea. Me and Mr President are off there today.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Alien slime sighted.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Attempting to engage elderly female neighbour in friendly chit-chat.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Uh, excuse me, sir? BZZZZZZZZZZZZ
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Possible alien abduction attempt in progress.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43We need a plan, and we need one fast.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44- Bee, sir!- Don't be ridiculous, Honey!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47You need to come up with a plan A before a plan B.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49No. BEE, sir! On your neck, sir!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Aaaaaargh! Get it off me!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53O-o-o-oh!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Ooh. And there's my ride. - What. Is. That?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Fred's camper van. It's his mobile home.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Yo, dudes!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Mobile?- Home?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05O-o-o-o-oh.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08If only we had a mobile home, we could go to the seaside
0:03:08 > 0:03:10and catch some waves.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Zig! Mmmmmmm I have an ingenious idea.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18We may not have a mobile home, Ziggy-boy,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21but we have got a home that is now mobile!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Seaside surfing, here we come!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26BOTH: Zog drop!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30THEY SING HAKA STYLE
0:03:45 > 0:03:47This is worse than I thought, Honey.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, I don't know, sir. With a bit of a brush, you'll be good as new.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Ugh! PANTS!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54(Prevention of Alien Network Takeover Squad.)
0:03:54 > 0:03:57The aliens are evacuating the area! Invasion is imminent!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00We need backup PANTS! Now!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02PANTS?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03I said PANTS!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07'You have reached PANTS. Your call cannot be taken at the moment.'
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- HE SIGHS - Looks like we're on our own, Honey.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- GASPS - Commandeer that vehicle!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14U-u-u-uh.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- O-o-o-o-oh!- Go! Go! Go! - SIREN WAILS
0:04:29 > 0:04:32CAR HORNS HONK
0:04:36 > 0:04:39The Earthlings seem particularly friendly this morning, bro.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Indeed, Zigmund.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44They're happy because we're all going to the seaside. Hi!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46DRIVERS YELL
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Step on it, Honey. - HONEY GROANS
0:04:57 > 0:04:59ZIG AND ZAG: Woohoo!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Ah-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04MUSIC BUILDS DRAMATICALLY
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Aw, it's not working! Why isn't it working?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18I don't know, bro. We have the shorts, the sea water, the boards.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Nice board, by the way. Where'd you get it?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Thanks. Found it in the broom cupboard.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25We had a surfboard there all along. Heh! Who'd have thunk it?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Hello, boys. Good to see you made it.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Oh, Mrs Eyebrows. Can you please tell them to turn the waves on?
0:05:30 > 0:05:36Turn on the waves? You silly bananas. You have to be patient.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Come and hang with me and my crew.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- CHEERS AND LOUD PARTY MUSIC - We're having a great time.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Them waves are bound to pick up later.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49What now, sir?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Find the aliens and put a stop to their evil plan, of course!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Of course, sir. Um, request, sir?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Can I get an ice cream first? - AGENT AGENT GRUMBLES
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Gotcha!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Alien slime sighted behaving in a suspicious manner in beach area!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- I repeat..- 'Your call is number 27 in the queue.'
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Argh!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Looks like they're just building a sand castle, sir.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Or a scale model for an alien-run pensioner prison!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Ah-hah!
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Follow me, Honey.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Judy! That's the way to do it! - Ugh, stop it!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- It's huge, isn't it?- Ooh!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35ALL: Woohoo! Yeeha!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Ugh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Giddy up!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42ALL: Wahey! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Ah-hah!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Donkey! Follow those donkeys! - EE-OR!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- BOTH AGENTS:- Who-o-o-o-oa!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Oof!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07BOTH: Huh?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Urgh! Those evil alien slime!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Look, Zag! Waves!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Quick! Let's get our surfboards! - Hoo-hoo-hoo-ha!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18THUNDER
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Huh?- Aww!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh, knickers. It's raining.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Now the sound system won't work, and the sandwiches will go all soggy.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Not soggy sammiches!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Zigmund, we must postpone our surfing endeavours for the mo,
0:07:35 > 0:07:39and offer our elderly pals some dry mobile Zoggly Manor hospitality.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44All right. Everybody indoors! Let's get out of the rain, now!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46That's it, form an elderly queue.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ugh. We're too late, Honey. The alien abduction has already begun!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Aren't they just kindly sheltering the old folks from the rain, sir?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55That's that they WANT you to think, Honey.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- In you go. It's nice and dry. - Yes, yes, come on.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Oof! Gah! - Let me help you, sir.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04THEY SING A HOKEY-COKEY TUNE
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- All right, Zag. Everyone's drappy. - Huh?- Dry and happy!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13So, let's get our surfboards and go-o-o-o-o surfin'!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Who-o-o-o-oa!- Ooooooh!
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Huh?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Ooh!
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Commandeer that vehicle! - Seriously, sir?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Whoohoo-hoo!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Hoo-hoo-hoo! What are we going to do, Zag? We're miles out to sea!
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Ugh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36OK, this is the way opposite of good.
0:08:36 > 0:08:42- Pedal faster, Honey! The survival of the planet depends on us!- Aaaargh!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46THEY CONTINUE TO SING HOKEY-COKEY
0:08:46 > 0:08:47I can't hold out much longer, Zig.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I know. I really want to hokey-cokey, too.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Mopping is so-o-o-o boring.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Hm?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Who-o-o-o-oa!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I think the time has come to man the lifeboats.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Women and aliens first!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Wait a second.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04We haven't got any lifeboats!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07We need to think of something, fast!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Oh, Marshmallow of Destiny, what are we going to do?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15We've been swept out to sea, and there's water coming in everywhere!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17All we wanted to do was go surfing.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21It is simple.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Follow your dream.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26And ride the waves.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ride the waves?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- OM Hang Ten. You're right, Zigmund!- Huh?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Let's do what we came to the seaside to do.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40BOTH: Ride the waves!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Ha-ha-ha-ha!- Whoooo!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Hey-hey!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54BOTH: Woohoo-hoo!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Aaaaaargh!- Aaaaargh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh, Mummy!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- I've been pedalling more than you! Come on!- As fast as I can, sir.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Oh, yeah! - Aaaaargh!- Aaaaargh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16THEY CHEER AND CHANT
0:10:16 > 0:10:18PARTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:20 > 0:10:22This is the life, eh, bro?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Sun, sea, surf and as many egg-and-strawberry sandwiches
0:10:25 > 0:10:26as we can eat.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Hoo-hoo-ha. And don't forget seagulls for hats.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35ZIG AND ZAG: Best day out ever. Yay!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- AGENT HONEY:- There, there, sir. Next time, eh?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# That was Zig and Zag! #